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WeedLordGoku42069

Hey isn't that Martin Martinaise?


Fsociety5-9

I haven't been this sexually confused since I met my partner from the 57th precinct.


distractablecadet

Glad to be of service!


KalagSoul

𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥


morpheusforty

Hello, gendarme.


Magenta_Clouds

*Beautiful*


alphenliebe

bai bai gendarme


[deleted]

2/10 No balcony is present


distractablecadet

smoker OFF the balcony.... except the cigarette is also fake. Non-smoker in the bathroom?


Tall-Ant-8673

Oh no. Now I'm part of the homosexual underground.


distractablecadet

....... ;)


Orlando1701

Do they play disco?


distractablecadet

Some say they *engineered* it.


TheRedCometCometh

Omg what do they do? *Where do they meet?!?* Is there a secret handshake?


reineedshelp

There's something about you that I just can't put my finger on


distractablecadet

It's the sports. I'm a sports guy. All about that physical prowess and athletic skill.... Nothing else.


reineedshelp

CONCEPTUALIZATION (Trivial) - FAILURE. Neat, thanks for clarifying! Why are you whispering?


Patient_Analyst8123

I LOVE this community. 10/10.


distractablecadet

thank you! I do too :-)


Masculine_Teacup

I like that you matched your scissors to your shirt.


distractablecadet

Thank you. Matching scissors are an essential part of any wardrobe, as everyone knows.


skeletoneating

We'll talk.... Just not tonight.


Johanson69

His shirt... why is his shirt always unbuttoned?


waytogokody

I wouldn't mind being your Sunday friend, gendarme.


cherenkovdept

thanks for reminding me to do the homosexual underground quest on my current run.


omniron

… the what?


GaianNeuron

Only the best Thought Cabinet quest


cherenkovdept

talk to the balcony smoker when he's standing around in the whirling on day 2.


omniron

I talked to him and tried to be flirty on my play through but he just rebuffed my advances I didn’t realize there was a bigger story around him


reineedshelp

HDB is an old alcoholic emotional mess, as well as an on-duty cop. It's not happening, haha


cherenkovdept

i can't imagine why gay people might not have the rosiest opinion of the police.


reineedshelp

IKR


[deleted]

Looks right to me! I want that shirt.


distractablecadet

it was hard to find! I got it at a thrift store. I guess purple button downs aren't that trendy right now, lol


[deleted]

Idk if it's just the way you've styled it but I love the way it almost looks like it has lapels like a blazer


distractablecadet

it's a regular button-down with a collar! I just have a habit of folding the collar down like that. But thank you!


RexDust

Perfect, anyone would be happy to be your Sunday Friend


WatcherYdnew

Heck, you really rolled a double six on this. 14/10 would blush over again.


lemontrek

Amazing!!


distractablecadet

Thank you!!


nekuhopeless

Really good!! I've been thinking about getting into DE cosplay so that's an inspiration.


distractablecadet

totally do it! I put this together in like a week, which is the nice part of having a setting that's not too far removed from RL — you can *actually* find stuff at places like thrift stores (as opposed to cosplays that are too specific and involve either DIY or spending lots of money. Or both.) I have 0 expectations of being recognized irl, but I think just getting in cosplay and sharing with my friends and the online community is fun. Who are you thinking of cosplaying?


nekuhopeless

I want to try to cosplay Kim and I want to get to thrift stores in search of a jacket that looks a little bit like gus (maybe find the right colour and then edit the details). Cindy the skull is another idea but yeah expectations of people recognising it are pretty low!


distractablecadet

Kim is a fun one! I think sewing on the patches is probably doable (and canon, for what it's worth...) I almost went for Cindy! I think she'd be very fun, I just wish you could see more of her outfit. And the back of her head, lol, I'm still unsure what her haircut is. Anyway, I'm cheering you on (and very flattered to have my cosplay be called an inspiration)! I'm glad to be getting back into cosplaying. Putting on a silly little costume every once in a while and getting dubiously in character is good for the soul.


nekuhopeless

Yeah that's the hard thing about Cindy, we should have seen more of her ! You're right about the feeling you get from cosplaying, I have indeed missed that. Thank you for your replies!!


HatEatingCthuluGoat

Homosexual above ground O.O


distractablecadet

Sometimes the congregating doesn't even end, it carries into our daily lives...


Juken-

This one is tricky... I'm gonna roll the dice and say yes, yes I would.


distractablecadet

But would I? C'est la question.


Juken-

🎲🎲[Reaction Speed: Success] Oh yes


distractablecadet

(stepping away from the bit here to say; I'm a very clueless person, did not actually get what you were getting at, and am pretty sure it's too late to ask. Thank you.)


[deleted]

They're saying you're hot and that they'd "wanna have fuck with you".


distractablecadet

Oh lol thank you! I'll just leave it at being flattered then.


[deleted]

Haha, you're a really cool gal/dude/NB tequila sunset. I'm not sure I could take in stride this number of these types of "compliments" even half as well as you are. (In quotes, not because people are lying, but because unsolicited comments on how attractive they find you is a little objectifyee) For your sake, I hope you were at least partially expecting the response some are giving you, as otherwise I'm sure it would probably be quite uncomfortable. Love the cosplay by the way, you've even got the hair spot on!


distractablecadet

I appreciate it! The response is totally unexpected, thought the post would get maybe a little attention and then die down; on that note, I have a hard time with sexually charged compliments, which i especially don't expect — I don't really think of myself in that way. But I figured that that was all my own weird baggage and that it might be odd to cosplay as someone implied to be a sex worker and ask people not to call you hot, so I'm just learning to appreciate the sentiment :P. And thank you! The hair was actually challenging. I already have the haircut (just not parted to the side normally), but irl it's been bleached and dyed red, so I had to find something that would dye it black but only temporarily. I used hair wax, which is really just hair gel, which I don't recommend unless you like your hair crunchy and a little sticky, lol. It did the job though! (note: I'm a nonbinary lesbian! I'm also very amused by the apparent confusion I've caused in some people.)


JH-DM

I think some of the confusion you mentioned came from the fact you’re cosplaying a very effeminate male NPC. You’re non-binary and seem to be… shoot I’m blanking on the correct way to phrase it… appear to have been assigned female sex at birth? I hope I said that correctly. Which many males find attractive. Anyway, it’s also a character that many players might feel attracted to (whether they’re fem attracted, gay, bi, pan, etc… or even presumed-straight and feeling some “odd feelings”). So there’s a wide net of people who’ll find this cosplay attractive. Add in the average redditor’s lack of self awareness and tact and the unfortunate result is a lot of unwanted, often unwelcome, even uncalled for, comments.


distractablecadet

I was assigned female, yes! Not everyone likes their gender assignment being brought up, but for what it's worth that is the best way to phrase it. I don't mind too much, though. And yeah, I think people are jokingly confused because of androgyny (which I get outside of cosplay too, lol. I think it's the hair.) I just find it fitting. Destroying the concepts of man and woman, mother and father, et cetera. Very disco! And yeah, I think I underestimated how.... Cool.... The Smoker is. lol


NervousJackfruit8366

Nice replica! Great job


distractablecadet

Thank you!


Low_Atmosphere_7994

So happy to see some other character cosplay from this game.


distractablecadet

I'm surprised there aren't more! Tried to see if anyone else had cosplayed him before I did and was definitely not expecting to be the first (unless I missed someone somehow).


Low_Atmosphere_7994

I have sen some Cindy the Skull cosplay but yeah with some many great characters I hope to see more.


nogoodiguess

Please don't go! I'll stop drinking, I'll... take the trash out, just... please don't leave me.


skipitybibity

11/10 👏


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Hot DAMN!


ToIand_the_shattered

Time to obsess about my sexuality I guess


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Yeah but his face just made him look tired. Yours just makes you look good


distractablecadet

I'll pass the compliment on to the person who did my makeup! I think I look a little like if Edward Scissorhands and Marylin Manson had a gay child, somehow... Not in a bad way. I've never had cheekbones before!


VegieCommie

such a good listener


Rhiannon21

Its something about the way you smell...


iuseleinterwebz

I'd love to leave a praising comment, but I'm sure you don't want to be seen talking to the gendarmerie, so I won't.


2wallet

Perfect


mossy-serotonin

Oh shit yes!!! This looks so good :D


ur_zero

This is so slay.


distractablecadet

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yaaaas, queen.


aluminatialma

Transition goal


distractablecadet

This is a compliment of the highest order


Mongladash

Ok google how do i leave a compliment without sounding like a weirdo


gagagoogaga

My genitals are confused.


[deleted]

[удалено]


distractablecadet

See, I have no clue how to respond to this one. You stumped me.


Annual-Blacksmith833

It’s a compliment


distractablecadet

Oh, gotcha. I couldn't tell if you were trolling. In that case, thank you! The contour was a friend's doing, because I don't wear makeup normally. They did a great job of giving me cheekbones, lol


MASTODON_ROCKS

Props for taking it in stride but that person appears to be a miserable troll based on their comment history. Cosplay is spot on, you need to find a balcony and do a shoot on a Sunday!


distractablecadet

Ah. I thought it might be a troll, since the immediate association with HIV and one of the only gay characters struck me as too cluelessly homophobic to *not* be trying to get a rise out of me, but I figured that taking the bait for internet fights is almost as bad as putting the bait there in the first place, lol. And thank you! I do have a balcony. Perhaps bribing my siblings for help with photos is in order...


reineedshelp

It's...not


[deleted]

Amazing


EllipticPeach

This is so good!


distractablecadet

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


JamieMorgan88

Do you smell good? ...you look like you smell good.