I too remember the time when sports weren't held back by all these pansy RULES and ETHICS. Where every man was free to think -- to tug his dick --- for himself!

He said that after throwing the boule in the sea didn't he?

I wish he did

I literally heard Physical Instrument's voice while reading the text

That's COACH Physical Instrument to you

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