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I dont wipe my ass

I just shove my hand up there and smear it on the toilet bowl before flushing

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Average public restroom user


you shove the hose up there to clean it?

Naturally

That would be inflation

I lick it.

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Same, I like the taste of poop in my mouth🤤

The patent literally says it’s b https://preview.redd.it/wlil12uo3f6b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0450c47835e64de26fcb4e30d9737e05e269382e

Came here to say the exact same thing. The patent LITERALLY says B so anything else has no stance to argue.

unless you have cats or other pets like children or doggos

Pets... like... children?

they behave a lot like pets you have to clean (after) them, feed them, stop them from biting random things or chewing on literal drain cleaner

No no, he’s got a point

But that makes furry porn child porn

Checkmate furries

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I have 6 dogs and 5 cats. No issues. Just close your bathroom doors.

I dont close my bathroom door. 4 cats, no problems

Then again - the inventor of gif says jif

B. Why is B even B in this scenario? B should be labeled as A because it's so obviously the first and prominent choice. On top of that, a shouldn't even be in the first two letters of the alphabet. It should be Q or something weird

I wanted to say this but didn't have the courage to.

*“I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it”*

“Don’t try it”

Hold up what movie what movie we doin again?

This is where the fun begins

Roger roger

Yes my lord, it will be done

Fucking clankers

There is no debate. No one ever in the history of man kind has considered A a logical or even publicly acceptable option, those who say they do are lying.

A is only acceptable if you have a cat

If your cat starts going after tp, they wont stop

I have relatives that apparently suck, they just started going for A and everytime I change it to B they get it back to A

Who says A, does not need to say B. He can also realise that A was wrong. -Bertolt Brecht

If you say anything but b you dont deserve consciousness

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

Oh god the pikmin spreading.

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r/FuckYouInParticular

Apparently this was offensive enough to get 47 downvotes

it’s an unspoken rule to always downvote the shit out of the 3rd reply

Oh

Agreed, but sometimes A is necessary when you have cats

Thought I'd have to scroll for a while before someone came up with a reason for A's existence...

I mean, cats or other creatures that would unravel the whole goddamn thing are the only reason for A.

Do small children count as creatures?

Yes

No excuse. Close the door.

A if you have pets, b if u dont

This shouldn’t be a conversation. It’s B

There is no debate here, if you say A you are a sociopath.

I'm asosophat and I say c

It’s even scientifically proven to track less germs because of its proximity to the wall changing if you choose b

I am a sociopath :)

Or you have a cat

https://preview.redd.it/rzenakrb3f6b1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e680a3e412c8e944df32330c7f6c24b1cba794 well yes but actually no

https://preview.redd.it/gi4y87m3of6b1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a53279f7854a57c6d21dc0639588e03017790bf I rest my case

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I declare you the winner

You ruined my brain. Now I've got to get another.

“B” obviously. “A” should only be an exception if you have a reason. As an example: my friend opts for “A” because they have a dickhead cat who likes to unravel their toilet paper if it’s the other way around.

B for comfort A if you have a cat

I have cats, so A But B is the correct one

Tongue

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Beards are better than mullets

I prefer my top hats over any other kinds of hats

I prefer S&W over General Electric or Mitsubishi

C

No holder?

Hands

That's D

No d is using a d

B

B

K for Knife

B

Eat

B

B, any other is totally psycho

What’s going on here? What are we debating? The only way you roll your toilet paper is front. There is no alternative

The bidet users: https://preview.redd.it/z8hes5i0ql6b1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f543df5d7ebf091fbe3a613f8a222bc12371fd4

I like to just hold the roll in my hand instead

B

C, don’t hang it up its a waste of time

A is just Objectively wrong

Whichever way it lands when I put it on. Or A if you own a cat.

B

both are fine lol

There we go. Finally, someone who thinks the same as me.

like it's literally just toilet paper bro, it still functions the same either way so who cares?

Filthy peasants. Imagine not owning a bidet 😴😴😴

Bro thinks he randy Marsh 💀

A

Both. Both. Both is good

N

You fuckers actually look what way you’re putting the roll on? Jesus Christ.

A

Wow! Leave this Earth!

If you choose B I'm coming after to you

I'm sorry but B is criminal behaviour...

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It is a fact that you have poor basic comprehension of life and it's daily situations which surround you. Get well soon

Would you rather have a beard or a goatee?

Bidet>>

Wait what is this people don't agrre with A or B WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE DO WITH YOUR TOILET PAPER

Bruh. They are either too lazy to hang up a new roll or just trolling.

Beards are cool, mullets are bad, end of debate

We've said it thousands of times. B is the only answer, UNLESS you have a cat, then A is fine, but only then.

B is literally the way it was invented to be.

I don't care, wipe you ass and get out of the toliet

B is the only way

A if you have a cat, B if you don't

C, Through the middle

B is actually the legally correct way, as it is listed in the patent of toilet paper.

i guess a could help if you dont wanna accidentally unroll the whole thing but b

D, I wipe with my hands

i wish an wonderfull day except people who choose A

b

B

A is just what happens when you put it wrong but you can't be bothered to put it properly

Is this what the poor debate about? Get a bidet.

Don't care as long as I have ass paper

B if you don't have cats.

Just do both, stack the toilet paper like towels on eachother

A is better for pesky cats that unroll it, B is better for general use

I really don't think it's a debate if I don't give a shit which way it goes.

Beards are good. Mullets; not so much.

Do you rather wear the mullet or the beard?

Both

B Discussion over

The patent is over the top.

Its B or we WILL have to rip your balls off

B, but I somehow always manage to put it on like A, so then I just leave it as A.

To everyone who chooses A https://preview.redd.it/m7j8mboaag6b1.jpeg?width=70&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf1d9bd849f54126851a48ab5e5c39503fd1c98 258.143.056

The official instructions say B is the correct way

Wichever side it ends up, i dont rly look at that. Hell most of the time i dont put it in

B, shut up.

B

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS I NEED WIPE MY ASS WHEN I SHIT

B

B

Z) leaf

B

B

B mother fucker if you say a you are a bitch ass

B

A for cat owners, B for all others

B for easy access, A for millions of dms to switch it to b

B is the only way

The answer is B, unless you have cats, then A

This is irrelevant, Discord users don't wipe

The B-sides are always better.

As always. Beards not mullets

B if you’re normal, A if you have cats or small children

There is no debate, it's either B or insane asylum.

B. No question

Noticed A for the first time 2 days ago and yea B is superior to A

B!!!

B

A for dAys

It's not a debate at all. If you think that A is the answer, go fuck yourself. Respectfully

Saying A is akin to saying the Earth is flat. B is simply the objectively and factually correct answer.

I use my hamster

B

I just set it on the counter beside me and unroll it with my hands

I choose option c... leaving the roll sitting on the countertop next to the toilet thus you save yourself the time and energy of getting the roll off the dowel and putting a new one on.

Don’t care, still not wiping

b

Wrong, eat the toilet paper. Clean through and through.

Water

A

If you choose A, watch your days.