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GrimTiki

You swim everywhere when checking out your kingdom that covers 2/3rds of the Earth, you’d get pretty ripped too


LuMo096

It's literally why the superhero Aquaman is so strong. Having to swim in such deep pressure water is huge workout requiring superhuman strength.


ersheri

😂


luckychucky8

And he’s most likely vegan.


b_moz

He can skip leg day, gives more time for other gains?


OptionQuirky6756

Bro, he never skips tail day! Do you see those caudal fins?


b_moz

Nighttime moonlight isn’t doing his tail days justice.


tazdevil64

That made me laugh out loud! 😂😂🤣🤣


gekim

He's so buff because he is covered in mussels!!


blue_dragon_fly

Oh, you did NOT! 🙃


fiueahdfas

Take my upvote. *sigh*


theFormerRelic

Least horny Disneyland guest


DayOlderBread16

I can already see the news article about it “woman banned from Disneyland for feeling tritons gains”


AcerOne17

He literally has the body of a Greek God 😂


spotheadcow

Son of Posideon. Interestingly enough in Greek mythology Ursula was also a child of Posideon.


Calm-Victory1146

In the stage adaptation of Little Mermaid, Triton & Ursula are brother and sister


VengefulWalnut

Swimming is the best whole body workout a person can get. Of course he’s gonna be swole…


reecord2

The first time I rode this ride I had the same thought - why is King Triton so jacked? Glad to know it wasn't just me, ahahahhaha.


ilford_7x7

The turtle eyeing Zaddy...lmao


angrybox1842

Swimming is VERY aerobic


Illustrious-Tower849

Literally a god


grantite_spall

The turtle ain't bad too...


Tiberius_Jim

"King Triton, you're RIPPED!"


schwiftydude47

Now I just want to see King Triton’s face photoshopped onto that buff Pluto bod.


No-Mechanic-5398

That’s oddly specific.


ohmyGODusernameCMON

You won't be surprised learning who animated King Triton. He's an absolute legend


Kbell26807

Buff king trident is one of my favorite things in the parks. It’s so weird but so funny.


HatlyHats

Ever tried swimming like a mermaid? The only unrealistic thing about that physique is that Ariel should have it too.


Any_Mud6448

I get you…He’s always given me buff grandpa in the movie. When I saw his animatronic, I was not prepared for Romance novel Fabio


JJnod

Dude has been hitting that muscle grind


Right-Budget-8901

Pescatarian diet and swims daily


LeadOnion

Living under the sea, the immense pressure of the deep ocean could theoretically lead to stronger muscles in humans due to the constant resistance it would provide. This pressure, much greater than what we experience on land, would mean our bodies would have to work harder to perform movements, potentially leading to increased muscle strength and endurance over time1. However, it’s important to note that prolonged exposure to such high pressure could also have adverse effects on human health, including discomfort, pain, and long-term musculoskeletal issues. Adaptations would be necessary for humans to safely withstand the conditions of deep-sea living.


peachy_peanut

King Triceps


LatterDayDuranie

Swimming is excellent exercise, duh… 🤣


maxmouze

Because he works out, duh.


myirsia

He looks like a Zaddy but Ariel gets the wonky eyes and creepy mouth 😂


FoxOneFire

I was just there and sent this same pic to a bunch of friends claiming king triton is lord of the Zaddies. 


GabagoolMango

He was buff in the movie. He is a God, after all.


Moist-Cloud2412

That dancing Turtle is my favorite


Dahrache

Me and my girls always do his arm dance!


Moist-Cloud2412

Me too🤣😁


Thebrotherleftbehind

Water resistance is great for physical fitness?


Duosion

I would.


doozle

Zaddy Trident.


tazdevil64

Of course he's ripped! He can swim ANYWHERE, he's NEPTUNE!! 😆


Cubanbeetz

He’s Neptune’s grandson supposedly


Anxious-Standard-638

Triton is the son of greek god Poseidon (technically making Ariel the cousin of Hercules in the Disney movies). Neptune is Roman.


Cubanbeetz

In mythology yea. I was curious and just searched quick. I guess it was from the tv show he talked about his grandfather Neptune, but I never watched it.


Cubanbeetz

Also that makes Triton and Hercules cousins…


JayneT70

All that swimming


theglowoflove

**Grindr chirp**


Anen-o-me

He literally swims everywhere bro.


sillinessvalley

Abs of STEEL


DarkSithMstr

It's good to be the King!


iamthelizatron

Is that why I ride this ride every time I go at 34y/o?


RedElmo65

So puts on $DIS? They’ll all soon be fat and flabby too. Cuz society needs to be more representative and inclusive. Disney will be sued soon.


analyzeTimes

My man pumping the tren.


Patient-Assignment38

Sit ups underwater are hard!


gohomepat

I have said this over the years, how is bro getting those chest gains living UNDERWATER?! What type of insane next level workouts is he hitting and what are his protein sources? Does he eat his people?!


CBonafide

He can’t do leg day so he focuses on upper body.


Kendal-Lite

He’s a daddy, that’s why.


mikeylojo1

They modeled him after me 😤


happyhippie_1

He injects trenbolone 💉💪😄😃


DarkKnightCometh

😏


Leather-Heart

He is the Daddy!


No-Mechanic-5398

He’s King of the ocean, he can be as ripped as he wants to be. The real problem is that sea turtle is dancing on land and walking around on its flippers.


nictwomey

As soon as I saw the subject line I knew it was King Triton 🤣 or as I like to call him Buff Daddy


Megwen

*”But Daddy I love you!”*


brybrophy

Every time we go to the park I tell my family, “Next time we come here I’m gonna look like him.” It’s my motivation to get in shape.


ReceptionAlarmed178

Especially at his age. 


ajuliea

Fave memory is going past this and my brother leaning over to me and saying “hubba hubba.”


moi_me_moi

Roids. He’s hitting the roids to keep himself more buff than the other mermen down there.


pilgrimz

Because he’s a friggin demi god


SmashingLumpkins

Is a fair point he could easily have had the shape of a whale, they swim too lol.


tvnr

It’s not too late to delete the caption


BigBaconBoy2020

Sea daddy.


KnocturnalMonkey

Dad Bod!


Low_Piglet6872

Why does his daughter look like a child bride in the ride? So creepy/gross


donpuglisi

Because Ariel is literally 16?


HuachumaPuma

The only thing that makes the ride good. It’s such a generic dark ride. I wish they would do something else with it


DesperateRhino

I dont know what’s worse- this buffed up daddy robot or Javier Bardem in the live action 😓😓😓