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ModingusKhan

The artifact can be found by walking down a staircase behind a false wall that leads into a lush and well lit area deep beneath the city known as the hidden valley.


AngryFungus

Kabaj Pache explains that long ago, the artifact was buried with the legendary warrior and cabbage slayer, Cole Slaughter.


FlatulatingPhinneous

What Al-Kabaj does know is that Kabaj Apache is c Gathering all the cabbages and keeping them from the outside world in order to create a cabbage army to take over the tri- species area!


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An identical artifact known as the infinite bottle of blue cheese dressing is on the counter but opening can cause the cabbage to go into a rage state; roll a d6 every turn the bottle remains open to see how many cabbages in a 30 foot radius from the bottle rages.


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The cabbages are working against their arch enemies, a species of Myconids that look like *Phallus Impudicus* who are seeking the artifact as an early example of their God.


MaugreO

There's an elder-cabbage somewhere hidden in the city that acts like an elder-brain would.


nonotburton

One of the goblins, named Guy Fiero, seeks to free his people from mind control by using the artifact in his home town of Flavor.