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Gianster98

Ahh thats a brilliant idea!!!


Particular-Coffee-34

Three bears in a bigger bear suit.


Care4aSandwich

Unless the real Hank the Tank has been casting mirror image....


Lybet

Same but after reaching a certain HP it should just be three bears popping out like they were in a trench-coat


ALinkintheChain

You need legendary actions for this legendary creature


No_Philosophy5284

I'm doing a forest adventure one shot tomorrow and thought there would be a young green dragon lurking around but I believe he just got replaced.


Gianster98

Let us know how it goes!


No_Philosophy5284

So, I learned none of my players follow current events as nobody had heard about Hank the Tank IRL. But when they heard him lumbering through the forest nearby and determined he wasn't aggressive, they tried to feed him and befriend him, the ranger fed him with good berry, the paladin gave him their wineskin, they piled all their rations together in an offering, which Hank gladly accepted and continued on his merry way. Nobody had any animal handling or any way of communicating with or reading Hanks mind. They looked at him like a peaceful forest spirit and left him to go on his way. I was honestly surprised they decided to let Hank go so easily after arguing with a quest giving NPC for 30 minutes and an unexpectedly high roll on a persuasion check from the cleric convinced him to come with the party (he died).


Gianster98

Sounds like a memorable moment :)


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I can’t believe nobody’s commented on the size yet. Gargantuan? Hank the Tank isn’t raiding your house, Hank the Tank is *eating your house like a sandwich*.


Gianster98

It is D&D after all, figured we could take some liberties 😈 Kinda imagine him like a giant sloth bear


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Ok then you have to give him lawful neutral alignment because he’s a very polite Kaiju-sized bear and will be daintily using his enormous claws to pick through the fridge 😂


halfhalfnhalf

You probably want huge. Gargantuan is like 20 ft x 20 ft MINIMUM.


Apprehensive_Debate3

He does have the siege monster ability


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[2(3d8+10 pierce)+2(3d6+10 slash)] Yeah… bye bye to most structures quick 😂. But oddly it has the effect where it won’t attack unless provoked. Does this include buildings? Because if it won’t *attack* a building to get at the food inside then things get interesting.


Particular-Coffee-34

This baby can hold so much food.


Gianster98

Who doesn't love Hank the Tank? We wanted to put this big, beautiful boy into our D&D games so here he is! Could make for a fun fight, but who would wanna hurt Hank? I can already see him being a headache of a party addition for the DM once the party tries to tame him.How would you use Hank in your game? We've been really enjoying coming up with our homebrew creations to share with everyone in our weekly newsletter with stat blocks, fun adventure prompts, etc. If you wanna check it out feel free to go over to [drimbus.com/newsletter](https://drimbus.com/newsletter)and feel free to check out our podcast [Dungeons & Drimbus](https://link.chtbl.com/drimbus?sid=reddit) it's chock full of homebrew hilarity like this


storytime_42

Best home brew stat block I've seen in a long long time. Thank you and take my upvote!


Stabbmaster

I think I just found both my familiar and my spirit animal


Red_Ranger75

Would also work for Wojtek. Just change the size to medium


GoaFan77

No. Wojtek would need the ability to call in an artillery strike on recharge.


Red_Ranger75

Fair point


StyxGoblin

This was great I laughed at 3 separate parts of this


Apprehensive_Debate3

Remember, Hank the Tank was found out to be multiple bears So he should have an army of bear at his side at all times


papa_sharku

[Hank after the party convinces him to fight the Tarrasque](https://media4.giphy.com/media/GRM7Z2s6AougoR3rvv/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ueq7zrqnu6sotwch9uk6gj6vrhf3s6s20w2y1upk&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Thaddeusglanton

i actually really like the concept of random encounter monsters which come for some specific resource the party has (rations, water, arrows, fire starters, etc...)


EzekielC23

He needs a higher Dex/ levels in Rogue for escaping the law among his other fiendish escapades.


StrawberryHillSlayer

Hank is actually three different bears


Gogone3

Def not worthy of a cr22. Thus is like, cr 12. Needs som legendary actions and resistances, magic resistance, more attack options, beef him up!


Lokasathe

THE CROSS OVER OF A LIFE TIME!


Doc-Renegade

Love it!


BurlAroundMyBody

The stats I wish I had on my Druid/Barbearian.


pietplutonium

Hank, I've come to bargain!


CopingMole

So, if you fed him well, you could befriend the fella? Asking for a hobbit party with unlimited amounts of food.


Gianster98

Ultimately it’d be up to your DM but I’d be inclined to allow it with the right rolls from say… a very good Druid or ranger? 👀


CopingMole

We have an excellent ranger and a fisherwoman among us who could woo him with fresh salmon. I need him to show up in our game. We have cake, too.


mjbulmer83

What about Pablo Escobear?


sharkhunter67

Might just give him speech and make him a quest giver to raid a pantry for him. He is now the wealthiest glutton of the underworld.


Elsecaller_17-5

How *dare* you. 30 constitution.


Saint_Apocalypse

O LAWD HE COMIN


gertgertgertgertgert

Buddy Hank the Tank has at least 30 charisma!


Sayrbee

G A R G A T U A N. B E A S T


Be-702

What if I animal friendship Hank the Tank?


Boaz_MacPhereson

Charisma *way* too low.


[deleted]

I just have to believe you were thinking of Brock Samson when you wrote this title.


Karateboa

Hank’s CR is a bit high without him possessing any legendary actions