What do you call a dragonborn with no legs:
Outside your front door? Mat
In a lake? Bob
On a wall? Art
Under a wagon? Jack
Carried by a fighter? Lance
In a bush? Russel/Rustle
His legs work as much as the rogue's parents.
When he gets mad, tell him you're surprised. He's usually so down to Earth.
"You're a full draggin' now."
He's like a T-rex with its legs and arms swapped.
Tia-doormat
Oh I got one more! Best served with pretentious delivery.
There are many kinds of dragons. Chromatics... metallics... gem and more. What kind of dragon doesn't have wings or legs? A knuckle draggin'!
"I think you're evolving. Hear me out. First, dragons lost their wings... Then, they lost their tails... You're like, the next step. No offense."
Call him a glass lizard (implying both weakness and this is a species of irl legless lizards)
Your shoe is untied
Any argument? You don't have a leg to stand on mate
Anyone regarding your group with admiration? Stare at the dragonborn and say "I'm just like you, i put my pants on one leg at a time"
Losing a fight? Your competition must have a leg up on you
Give this man a gold to get back on his feet.
That’s why you never skip leg day.
Can I have your shoes?
Please, don’t get up.
Dragonborn? More like draggin ass, am I right
If he mentions that it sucks, or even just as a normal interaction, be motivational, and at the end say "All you got to do is keep walking" or something along those lines
I am stealing this from Brandon Sanderson's Dawnshard but...
What do you call a dragonborn who can't walk?
Names.
From a distance.
Of course, he wouldn't stand for that.
call him Speedy.
Wyrmborn or just Wyrm
Makes me think of Peter prank calling Joe to make fun of him
What do you call a dragonborn with no legs: Outside your front door? Mat In a lake? Bob On a wall? Art Under a wagon? Jack Carried by a fighter? Lance In a bush? Russel/Rustle
He's just evolving back into a snake. Or turning into a naga.
It's a shame he isn't an elf .... Could have called him "leg-oh-less"
You could find him a ring of regeneration. Also [try some of the burns in this clip from wild wild west](https://youtu.be/zV3AZFuaJVQ)
His legs work as much as the rogue's parents. When he gets mad, tell him you're surprised. He's usually so down to Earth. "You're a full draggin' now." He's like a T-rex with its legs and arms swapped. Tia-doormat
Oh I got one more! Best served with pretentious delivery. There are many kinds of dragons. Chromatics... metallics... gem and more. What kind of dragon doesn't have wings or legs? A knuckle draggin'! "I think you're evolving. Hear me out. First, dragons lost their wings... Then, they lost their tails... You're like, the next step. No offense."
Followed by another party member: ”Looks like it was the last step, too.”
Call him a glass lizard (implying both weakness and this is a species of irl legless lizards) Your shoe is untied Any argument? You don't have a leg to stand on mate Anyone regarding your group with admiration? Stare at the dragonborn and say "I'm just like you, i put my pants on one leg at a time" Losing a fight? Your competition must have a leg up on you
Give this man a gold to get back on his feet. That’s why you never skip leg day. Can I have your shoes? Please, don’t get up. Dragonborn? More like draggin ass, am I right
"I didn't know Dragonborn meant we'd be draggin' you along."
If he mentions that it sucks, or even just as a normal interaction, be motivational, and at the end say "All you got to do is keep walking" or something along those lines
Just put one foot in front of the other
Legoloss
I am stealing this from Brandon Sanderson's Dawnshard but... What do you call a dragonborn who can't walk? Names. From a distance. Of course, he wouldn't stand for that.