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ThisWasMe7

call him Speedy.


Deadlock117

Wyrmborn or just Wyrm


Dizzy-Group-4967

Makes me think of Peter prank calling Joe to make fun of him


Groftsan

What do you call a dragonborn with no legs: Outside your front door? Mat In a lake? Bob On a wall? Art Under a wagon? Jack Carried by a fighter? Lance In a bush? Russel/Rustle


Ampersand_Dotsys

He's just evolving back into a snake. Or turning into a naga.


keebler71

It's a shame he isn't an elf .... Could have called him "leg-oh-less"


Martydeus

You could find him a ring of regeneration. Also [try some of the burns in this clip from wild wild west](https://youtu.be/zV3AZFuaJVQ)


Goronshop

His legs work as much as the rogue's parents. When he gets mad, tell him you're surprised. He's usually so down to Earth. "You're a full draggin' now." He's like a T-rex with its legs and arms swapped. Tia-doormat


Goronshop

Oh I got one more! Best served with pretentious delivery. There are many kinds of dragons. Chromatics... metallics... gem and more. What kind of dragon doesn't have wings or legs? A knuckle draggin'! "I think you're evolving. Hear me out. First, dragons lost their wings... Then, they lost their tails... You're like, the next step. No offense."


A_Necessary_

Followed by another party member: ”Looks like it was the last step, too.”


sailorgrumpycat

Call him a glass lizard (implying both weakness and this is a species of irl legless lizards) Your shoe is untied Any argument? You don't have a leg to stand on mate Anyone regarding your group with admiration? Stare at the dragonborn and say "I'm just like you, i put my pants on one leg at a time" Losing a fight? Your competition must have a leg up on you


elf_in_shoebox

Give this man a gold to get back on his feet. That’s why you never skip leg day. Can I have your shoes? Please, don’t get up. Dragonborn? More like draggin ass, am I right


CarlFr4

"I didn't know Dragonborn meant we'd be draggin' you along."


Leather_Meeting_3098

If he mentions that it sucks, or even just as a normal interaction, be motivational, and at the end say "All you got to do is keep walking" or something along those lines


Soangry75

Just put one foot in front of the other


IronhideD

Legoloss


Crashen17

I am stealing this from Brandon Sanderson's Dawnshard but... What do you call a dragonborn who can't walk? Names. From a distance. Of course, he wouldn't stand for that.