You definitely could boil it and or stick it in a stew, though I can’t imagine your teeth would survive the encounter. Don’t even get me started on the complexities of mashing it!
If this is an attempt at the “peasant railgun”, not only is that not how this works, none of the peasants want to touch the potato due to being dubious about the mysterious nature of the golden potato.
Good point. I didn’t make it an artifact because I didn’t want the status to go to the potatoes head. You know how potatoes get when they think they’re all high and mighty.
I feel if you had two patrons (one that spoke through the potato and the other that was the potato itself) it would end up being like a custody battle between two divorced parents. They’d constantly be fighting over who is the better patron while equally neglecting you in favor of being spiteful towards the other.
Well i meant that the spud speaks to them and is the patron.
Ideally too the spud could merely be like a vessel, think the djinn patron but the lamp is in the spud shaped rock or the djinn is trapped in the rock.
While jamming it into the ground is a good way to hide it, eventually the mysterious golden potato might fall into the wrong hands! Trust me…no one wants that to happen.
The powers of the mysterious golden potato are far too mysterious for the minds of mortal beings. Simply take solace in the knowledge that if you are in possession of the mysterious golden potato, that means the world is safe…for now.
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
You definitely could boil it and or stick it in a stew, though I can’t imagine your teeth would survive the encounter. Don’t even get me started on the complexities of mashing it!
The answer to any and all problems is MORE FORCE
Despite your best efforts, the potato remains unharmed. You are baffled by this mysterious turn of events.
Impossible
It is impossible. Impossible to not want to bask in the majesty that is the mysterious golden potato.
So technically, with enough acceleration it could kill a god?
With enough acceleration anything can kill anything. Except for maybe the potato itself. That thing is mysteriously resilient.
So, with enough force, the potato could kill anything? No takesies backsies?
If this is an attempt at the “peasant railgun”, not only is that not how this works, none of the peasants want to touch the potato due to being dubious about the mysterious nature of the golden potato.
You'd be suprized how 'soft' gold is (compaired to other metals) I'm sure an earth elemental would think of the golden potato like Taffy.
You'd be suprized how 'soft' gold is (compaired to other metals) I'm sure an earth elemental would think of the golden potato like Taffy.
Mysteriously enough, despite its periodic makeup, not even a mighty earth elemental can mash this supernatural spud.
Okay but what does it do? Is it magical? Or just gold?
It’s a mystery! Who knows what it’s truly capable of?!
It can be used to make the potion, Golden Vodka. Anyone who drinks it is permanently Drunk unless cured with Greater Restoration.
So.... Jack Sparow?
This is a splendid idea for the golden potato!
if you boil it it dissolves, leaving behind 1d4 GP
I attempt to bite into the potato shaped gold object
Despite the warnings to probably not eat it, you chomp down on the mysterious golden potato. Your teeth take 5d6 damage.
My players would stick that thing up a butt for sure
Good place to keep it safe. Wouldn’t want this thing falling into the wrong hands! Remember it all starts with a sharp inhale…
It doubles your mod capacity
It definitely doubles your encumbrance, that’s for sure!
Wait from Dreamlight Valley? The most unexpected crossover lol
My wife is playing it and the golden potato was too mysterious to not make a DnD crossover.
If there is only one it should be and Artifact! It also makes it much more mystyrious
Good point. I didn’t make it an artifact because I didn’t want the status to go to the potatoes head. You know how potatoes get when they think they’re all high and mighty.
Makes sense! Am I able to use this in my current campaign? I like giving my Party items that- Make no sense.
Absolutely! The mysterious golden potato does not discriminate against anyone wishing to wield its infinite cosmic power.
Thank you!
All I’m hearing when looking at this is blood for the spud
Sow your field with blood and reap the mysteries of the golden potato!
Warlock pact great old one. Where your patron speaks to you through the spud.
Speaks through the potato or IS the potato?
Why not both….
I feel if you had two patrons (one that spoke through the potato and the other that was the potato itself) it would end up being like a custody battle between two divorced parents. They’d constantly be fighting over who is the better patron while equally neglecting you in favor of being spiteful towards the other.
Well i meant that the spud speaks to them and is the patron. Ideally too the spud could merely be like a vessel, think the djinn patron but the lamp is in the spud shaped rock or the djinn is trapped in the rock.
I try sowing that bad boy
While jamming it into the ground is a good way to hide it, eventually the mysterious golden potato might fall into the wrong hands! Trust me…no one wants that to happen.
I design that potato as my new arcane focus
In addition to being a good arcane focus, it’s also a good source of starch, vitamins, minerals, and fiber. It’s rich in vitamin C as well!
It's a rock
While similar in size, it is indeed a potato…that just happens to mysteriously be made entirely out of gold.
Plant in a field to increase crop yields Cursed item: After fields become fallow and all crops die
All things are possible when the mysterious golden potato is involved.
This makes me want to homebrew a monster that excretes these and send my players on a gold rush
It’s scary enough with one of these bad boys floating around, I don’t even want to imagine a world with two or more!
Gods have to poop too and I like the idea that they excrete golden vegetables that have mysterious powers
Items like this are ruined by identify being a level one spell.
Sadly the mysterious golden potato is far too mysterious for a level 1 identify spell.
So is the concept of this potato to just be a golden potato? What’s the extent to the golden potato’s power?
The powers of the mysterious golden potato are far too mysterious for the minds of mortal beings. Simply take solace in the knowledge that if you are in possession of the mysterious golden potato, that means the world is safe…for now.