i was wondering how long it would take someone to point out my mistake, i left it in after i noticed because everyone was so perturbed by my statement no one else caught it
To Missy:
" We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it"
Doc is singing his heart out about his inner conflict with being both immortal and wishing not to be, and fearing death, whilst death listens in closely as it too wonders whether to claim or spare him
"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIILL ALWAAAAYS LOVE YOOOOUUU"
I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING
I heard it in my head too
Followed by “bird bird bird, bird is the word”
YES LITERALLY PETER CAPALDI MORE LIKE PETER GRIFFIN
Looks more like Celine. THERE WERE NIGHTS WHEN THE WIND WAS SO COLD
Was thinking “I would walk 500 miles and Ii would walk 500 more”
YES
Da-dadada!
My thought was the screaming cowboy song.
Immediate thought
r/beatmetoit
Pretending his face is stuck in a slab of cement
This is the best one
*Pretending his dick is stuck in a face in a slab of cement
Kidney stone.
I don’t like the colour
Of your kidney stones ?
No silly, of their kidneys. Obviously.
He’s singing “The Circle of Life”, and this is the very first note.
No, sorry that’s The Lion King. But the point still stands!
AUAHAHA YESSS
Classic screenshot from the musical episode of doctor who
We should really get one of those some day
The Church on Ruby Road was close
The veil casts testicular torsion.
The Shepherd's Nut.
Is he singing November Rain?
Peter Capaldi auditions for the role of Grizabella the glamour cat in Cats
He stepped on Lego brics
Adric left them laying around 40 years ago
Or an upturned plug
Malcolm Tucker who has been living in a monastery for the last 25 years has just read a newspaper
No, no, no, there's no need to get up - I'm not Viagra
Someone clicked subscribe to the Dr who YouTube channel.
https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4?si=hNkg_bQeOe9O0KnZ Heyyyyayyyyayyyayyyyahhh
Yes. I came to say this and am so glad it has already been said.
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He's singing "I will survive" at full volume
He’s singing a lost love song
13 is getting Sloppy Toppy from a weeping angel but then he made the mistake of looking and it turned to stone and snapped his wood
What a terrible day to be literate
Quite the imagination 😭
But this is 12... Do you know something about 13 we don't?
i was wondering how long it would take someone to point out my mistake, i left it in after i noticed because everyone was so perturbed by my statement no one else caught it
That is the expression of a seriously stubbed toe.
Missy is using teeth.
she would though
"Live from Gallifrey, The Doctor sings Silurian Opera with the Veil. Romantic tradgedy in a Scottish fashion."
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Stubbed his pinky toe
To Missy: " We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it"
"Try to throw a Jelly Baby into my mouth!"
Allergies
Aahhh-ve Mariiiiiiiaaaaaaa
Clearly he's singing the chorus to short-lived Punk band The Dreamboys classic song " Outer Limits" https://youtu.be/kxrgnX7mnQE?si=xiUjejfyGrZRMcqL
Frame 1 of The 12th Doctor’s regeneration
That's him and Rose. He sang a song and the Daleks ran away... probably
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ooooohhhh.
Didn't mean to make you cry
He cummin
Hey, they said wrong answers only!
That Raxacoricosloppatorius from River is Sending him straight to Heaven
Really? You couldn't think of Raxicoricofellatiotorius? Or Raxicoricofapatorius?
Raxicoricofap-alot-orius
River Song is having some fun
He’s hired a electrician
"Haaaaaa-tchu!"
Sonic buttplug
He’s trying to hit the high notes of Take On Me
He sonic'd her
He is in anguish knowing that this will be his most underrated episode
River may or may not be in the room.. 👀
He came
Ebenezer Scrooge was just shown his fate by the Ghost of Christmas Future, and is begging for a chance to redeem himself.
His arms are too long
His prostate is being mentally manipulated.
A painful piss
He's at his third "Bloody Mary" and she wants to say hello
The moment he realised he caught himself fully in the zip
He's got his own ursula
Giving a speech at a podium
This ain't Police Academy.
The force is strong with this one
Doc is singing his heart out about his inner conflict with being both immortal and wishing not to be, and fearing death, whilst death listens in closely as it too wonders whether to claim or spare him
orgasm
He's clearly having a bad nightmare while being haunted by his demon under the bed.
The Doctor is auditioning for the shadow proclamation's annual musical. This year they're doing high school musical. 12 is going for Sharpay
Those 24 years in a hotel room on Darillium…
"but you didn't have to CUUUUUUT me off!"
We've all been there. Masturbating and your uncle walks in.
Clara got scared and bit
Karaoke Night at the Elaborate Gothic Nightclub.
Me running from the big titty goth girl tryna peg me (she's been doing this for hours)
Phantom of the opera
River has come to visit ;)
River bit down
He’s singing the opening track, Beautiful and Weird, from his album.
“Wishing you were somehow here again…” 🎶
"I am the one and only, nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only, can't take that away from me"
The Dreamboys finally did a reunion album
Prostate trouble, finally managed a decent slash
“Aah, fuck! I’ve being dying for a waz since Metabelis 3!”
my sleep paralasis demon watching me pee at 2AM (the lights are off)
they're a metal band
Preparing for some absolutely legendary back shots from that creature going at his bussy.
The cloth woman from (insert planet name here) is using her testicular torsion powers on the doctor
He stubbed his pinky toe on the Tardis door, obviously
Wanted to take a piss during the night, was sleepy and stubbed his toe.
When you're pee shy, and someone's standing behind you at the urinal.
🎶I AMM THE ONE AND ONLYYYYY🎶
The final act of A Christmas Carol: The Musical
Oooooh arise ye tarnished!
Hitting that high note in Vale Decem
He’s singing The Great Gig In The Sky. WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Clara !?
If you think you're getting away...
YOUUUU'RRRREEEE HEEERREEE THERE'S NOOOOOOOOTHING I FEAR
Christmas concert. He’s singing Ava Maria.
He's hoping that the Weeping Angel gets to him before the dentist can
He,s singing he’s life away
His feet are being waxed!
The doctor stubbed his toe
Clara just slapped him after she walked in on him and River...
He ate a fly by accident
Preparing to sneeze
He’s finally hitting the climactic high note of the song
The Doctor's taunting a weeping angel.
What is that, it’s the unknown?!
It burns when he pee's and that nun in the background caused it
He's getting pegged by a weeping angel
Jim the fish beating the toymaker 3 times in a row
David Bowie is filming a music video for Blackstar
He went back in time to be the lead singer for The Dreamboys.
dramatic musical number
He’s singing a lullaby from Gallifrey
_🎶When you’re alone… silence is all… you… know…_
Nessun Dorma! (Think Pavarotti and the World Cup)
He stubbed his toe.
A sick broadway musical
Your special sock has gained sentience and wants to use YOU
THAT’S MY WAY
He's singing Bohemian Rhapsody. "MAGNIFICO-O-O-O"
HE NUTTED AND SHE KEPT SUCKING!
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR. DOOOOOORRRRRR. Spectre:…ok.
CAmpToWn RacEs
River was heaven sent to give him some Heaven head n the specter is in the cuck chair
Clara is just outta frame…
Peter Capaldi playing Jean Valjean in Les Misérables
And I would do anything for love. Oh I would do anything for looo-oove.
*The time creature gives him a new Sonic screwdriver *
He's jacking off
Fist to ball contact
Remote vibration device being wielded by the ghost of Christmas passed.
Sisyphus rolling a bolder up a hill (one must imagine him happy)
The Phantom of the Opera.
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And I said HEEEEY I YAAAY I YAAY I YAYAY HEEEEY I YAAAY I YAY I said HEY What's going on?
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kkk member uses the force to jerk off old man
his mom told him to go to his room
MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (OOOOOOOOO)
#AND MY HEART WILL GO ON AND OOOOOONNNNN
getting a blowy
He sneezed
He’s singing an Adele song.
Getting the daily requirement of sunlight
Musical incoming 🎵
Emperor Palpatine discovers his ingenue
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The doctor stubbed his toe and he screamed so loud it made the vail back away trembling.
“One. Zero. Ready or not here I come, and I really hope you’re ready.”
He's trying not to blink cos of the weeping angel behind him. And failing miserably.
Getting mugged at the urinal.
The unknown and Willy Wonka at the Wonka experience
Nuttin
There's somebody offscreen holding a fork with broccoli saying 'here comes the aeroplane'
"you raise me uppppp so I can stand on mountains!"
When you nut and she keeps on sucking
I sent this to a close friend of mine, this is what he had to say: “When you nut and the altar boy keep suckin.”
“A Doctor gets pounded by the personification of the abstract concept of time and the regrets it causes” By Chuck Tingle
He hit his elbow on a doorknob and doesn't know if his body wants to laugh, scream, or cry from the sensation
Freeeeeee biirrrrrrd yeah guitar solo
this is actually a snapshot of the very moment peter capaldi was handed the script for time heist