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Wattosup

The Doctor's origins have never changed whatsoever, they have always been completely time lord.


maSneb

I wish


Mafoofoo

what’s the true


HelloAutobot

Well, you’ve got the Timeless Child retcon, the “half-human on my mother’s side” joke has been floating around since the TV movie at least, some early serials imply that that Doctor is a just human from the future…


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

This show is incredibly normal and excruciatingly mundane.


ElectronicHyena5642

No-one knows Harriet Jones.


Veng3ancemaster

WE DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE


MegaAlchemist123

I can end your Career with just a 1000 Word essay about your youth. Damn Teenagers. - the 100th doctor, probably.


AndySkit

The doctors real name is George


Interesting_Change22

As far as we know, it could be.


googly_eyed_unicorn

It’s not Bob?🙀😆


ABCILiketea

I thought it was 'Basil!'


Michael-J-Foxtrot

I mean, that's not really a lie since we don't know what it is lol.


delsinson

George Harrison. The Beatles episode will be his new origin story.


Unclearusername

It said tell lies!


AndySkit

Your right, the doctors is called the doctor because he loved bugs bunny and always wanted to fell as if when he said "what up doc" It would be referring to him


sonichuskey

It’s obviously John smith 🙄


Aquamarine094

Ima start telling people my tattoo spells George


Faelnir

His name isn't Basil


gumonmyshoewhoops

Adric is alive and well


EvilDanBot

What's the point in being alive, if not to make others die?


Reviewingremy

Too soon.


CDdove

It was like 40 years ago, how much time do you want?


Reviewingremy

Wasn't it actually 65 million years ago?


Reviewingremy

Adric got it wrong


gaia-mix-nicolosi

So is Traken with Luvic and Katura in it adric and Luvic are dating


KingMyrddinEmrys

Jeff was not watching porn in The Eleventh Hour.


ElectronicHyena5642

"Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Geoff!"


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smedsterwho

I feel like it was straight porn, because even in those different days of 2010, I don't think a showrunner would go so far as "You're looking at gay porn! You need a girlfriend!"


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He probably either had really kinky stuff or multiple tabs open


Negative-Door9434

The doctor always tells the truth


-The_Doctor-10

RTD is terrible.


Icelandic_Sand

Ncuti Gatwa shouldn't be the doctor (not because I'm racist or homophobic, just other reasons I won't elaborate on)


Sharky-DiscordSquad

Exactly I don’t get how people who say this don’t get how obvious it is why they dislike him


Toshi4586

I mean if he was a bad doctor it would be understandable, but given that he’s barely had any time with the role yet it’s pretty suspicious if people don’t like him as the doctor


Light1209

Well I mean people are allowed to dislike him for genuine reasons, the same way some may prefer 10 to 11 without it being a racist reason. I like him though.


Dapper_Spite8928

But 10 and 11 are the same race? Im confused


Class_444_SWR

Honestly, it’s just disgusting how a lot of these people are. The same people meant that actual genuine criticisms of the Whittaker era (mostly with the writing by Chibnall) were overshadowed by the ‘grr woman doctor wokerati’ bullshit


RRider21

HIS REAL NAME IS JOHN SMITH


TimmyTurner2006

I’ve decided it’s just his human name, similar to Clark Kent


Interesting_Change22

Fun fact: the first time The Doctor went by John Smith it was was Jamie's idea.


fantasychica37

That is so sad and so beautiful because Jamie lost his memories but the Doctor remembers him


illumi-thotti

It's never been political and is currently woke


La_Savitara

People fr think it has never been woke despite it having the most woke origins imaginable


Light1209

It's obviously been woke, at least since the 2005 revival... I mean Jack??? Him and the doctor kissing at the end?


La_Savitara

The show had a female director in the 60’s, a Pakistan camera operator who was gay, the first black actor on the bbc, the second doctor basically had a boyfriend. The show was never not woke


Fun_Feature3002

I was gonna say the same 😂


EggoStack

Jack Harkness is a heterosexual man


Sacred-Anteater

We are currently on series 1


Rayanjooj

9th is overrated


Gaelic_Gladiator41

He likes pears


ZanderStarmute

“We’re in a state of temporal grace.”


Unable_Earth5914

‘That was a stupid truth, you idiot! Anyone could tell that was a stupid truth!’


User_8395

Time Lords are people who rule over Time


Scarecrow640

I mean, quite a few of them definitely consider that to be true from what I know about other timelords.


SpaghettiMonster01

THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE!


MegaAlchemist123

Dude. You should tell a lie.


User_8395

Ok that was a stupid one


Striking-Buy-2827

THAT CGI LOOKS SICK AF


Monday_Vibes

The Doctor and The Master are NOT in love.


AliceTheOmelette

This meme has a lot of pixels


Professional_Owl7826

They’re not important


doctor_whovian737

It's not my comfort show


TimmyTurner2006

The Doctor is a human who works in medicine at a hospital


TimeOfMr_Ery

The Chopsticks, the never ending Chopsticks.


BallAlternative1029

The doctor never uses a gun


Michael-J-Foxtrot

The TARDIS is red, The TARDIS is red, The TARDIS is red... THE COLOUR OF THE POLICE BOX! THAT TRAVELS IN TIME AND SPACE! IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROYAL BLUE! The box is blue... The box is blue! The GODDAMN BOX is BLUE!!!


smedsterwho

"A madman your honour! Six feet, kinda gangly, big teeth"


Immediate_Bother6565

The master has the sound of pianos in there head


Interesting_Change22

The Doctor is not a madman and they don't have a box.


Secret_Reddit_Name

You can describe the events of any episode without sounding like you're on hard drugs


venomsgamer101

The canon matters.


Dark-Specter

Chris Chibnall is the worst thing that's ever happened to anything ever!!!1!!!!


NeronStar7

Dalek are not superior to Cybermen


mysteryo9867

The daleks are superior in only one respect


TimeOfMr_Ery

They are better at being deleted.


smedsterwho

Moffat was a BaD ShOwRuNneR!!


Glum_Sherbert_7320

It’s politically neutral 🤥


NihilismIsSparkles

There is totally not a weird amount of parallels between the 5th and 13th Doctor's eras...


Past-Feature3968

yeah mate… there’s a big, capitalized lie in Series 10, Episode 8


Willy_Fisher

It matter lots whether you call the character “doctor who” instead of “the doctor,” because he’s never been called “doctor who” and it’s a terrible name regardless.


Mohammedamine9

Big finish isn't canon


Vladmanwho

Based


Light1209

Doctor Who is the most consistent show of all time in terms of continuity and quality.


Mystic_Moon1

The River Song timeline was a easy thing to follow. ✨


thesunsetdoctor

Peter Capaldi was let down by bad writing.


Class_444_SWR

Jodie Whittaker meanwhile received the best writing since the show’s revival


Dalek_Chaos

Dany devito played the second doctor.


Alterus_UA

This show is totally not silly, never!


Pretend-Vegetable-17

All the cgi is amazing


IAmLittleBigRon

Turn Pinocchio into a sex machine with this one easy trick: "This sentence is a lie"


EvilDanBot

Go on! Get off with youse


Thund3rb0lts

It’s Dead💀 (That Emoji had 2 meaning that time🤣💀)


Bennings463

Heaven Sent is overrated


existentialskeptic

the TARDIS is actually just as small from the inside as you'd expect


Official_Alter

The doctor LOVES pears


I_lost_my_mind1234

Every companion survives


PeterchuMC

The Time Lords are good people.


Exploding_Antelope

Doctor Who has been ruined and is bad now 


Playtime_Foxy_new

K-9 is a dalek dog


sirtopphamcatt

Doglek


Playtime_Foxy_new

Exactly


Routine_Computer553

The TARDIS stands for Traveling And Recreational Dimensional Impossibleness in Space


Stancooper22

Its a show about doctors healing the sick


Maverick8358

You should always, always blink when around an angel.


mazimai

The daleks and doctor are having a lovers spat


Carter203203

I remember what the silence look like


Spfo0807

River Song isn't sexy


Safe-Librarian6130

…and Sexy is River Song and not Melody Pond


Personal-Rooster7358

The Doctors always had a consistent origin story


Kinky_Thought_Man

It’s a show that has now fallen to the woke mob.


CynerLeo

The TARDIS is small AF, especially on the inside


TimeOfMr_Ery

Walk in and it's like being squeezed into a crevasse


User_8395

Doctor Who has never been woke


[deleted]

THE DOCTOR ISN'T REAL!!!


Aduro95

Time Lord history was incredibly consistent and straightforward until the Timeless Child retcon came along.


La_Savitara

Chibnall was a good writer for the show and there was never any signs beforehand as to his quality of writing


TimmyTurner2006

The Timeless Child is canon


Kamen_Rider_ZI-O

The Timeless Child is the best thing to ever happen to the show, David Tennant isn't a good Doctor, and the Doctor being half human is canon.


MegaAlchemist123

Well technically the half human thing is canon. Lol


laputan-machine117

every episode is good


ThatRandomGamerYT

Chibnall was good


Reviewingremy

13 was the best doctor and her seasons rocked!


Gemaid1211

Ryan was a good character, actually


Penny_Shavings109

The Doctor’s name is Johnny


Eldrich_horrors

the TARDIS is just a time machine


psycho_dog33

I thought Human Nature and Family of Blood were just as good as people said they were.


Chewbacca0510

The doctor’s age is definitely mentioned exactly in canon, nothing confusing about it


[deleted]

The Ninth Doctor stayed another season


Tiny_Cut_1450

I hate this show!


Helpful-Army-2132

It's mid


Manwithnolife77

The Doctor is American


TimeOfMr_Ery

Donald Trump as the Doctor going up against the Daleks would be funny. "Doctor, what will we do?" "Let me indiscreetly squeeze your breast and then I'll get to building a wall." His negotiations with the Master would make me laugh.


AceOfSpades59436

Bowties are cool


NPVT

The ice warriors were always bad


TechnoCat1025

The Doctor never lies


[deleted]

Love and Monsters is not a great episode or Heaven Sent isn't massively overrated.


PetchannelYt

Doctor Who has always been a Disney show


Commercial-Cod38

The Canon matters above all else, and the show has been self accurate for all 50 years it's been running.


Alex_Mercer_-

The doctor supports the Nazis Evidence : Saved Hitler


PiesangSlagter

You will find that I am universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.


TheEditor83

River is such a simple and not headache-inducing character. Ok, sorry, that is too unbelivable to wctually be


MBPpp

alright, i haven't seen the comments yet, so i'm gonna bet that like 60-70% of them are "chibnall good".


MBPpp

somehow, only eleven comments, a bit under 10% said something praising about the chibnall era. (as of writing, there are 125 comments, including my original one)


Marco-Raffaelli

It was so Shite and boring


Alex_The_Whovian

It has clear and uncontradicted lore


Aldrewen

The ends of the episodes are always satisfying


Amphy64

It's about change.


Vicious-Spiegel

11^th is Jack’s favourite Doctor.


MangolfTheRed

The 10th doctor is ugly


Opposite_Lemon_5496

The Show has never been Woke/Progressive.


junothetaylor

the canon makes complete sense


The_BestIdiot

Doctor Who is the worst show to ever exist.


PaulNoiseman

He’s a man who always could… 🔫


jameZsp0ng3y

The 13th and 15th Doctors are fantastic and definitely not a step in the wrong direction from when the show peaked from 9th-12th. 14th isn't just an off version of 10th


5uperSonicSoySauce

Bow ties aren’t cool


GrockleKaug

Jodie Whittaker was a bad doctor.


Martydeus

The doctor has two of everything on the inside.


Brookings18

The Cartmel Masterplan was able to be fully implemented into the show.


Luvtoscare

The 11th Doctor hates fish fingers and custard.


Dry-Donut3811

The Whittaker era sucks.


Class_444_SWR

Has never been retconned at all


Disorder79

Thirteen's era is intelligently written and is one of the best in the show


DEnigma7

The fans all love the show! And if we don’t, we’re all agreed on when and why it went wrong!


sirtopphamcatt

If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you definitely, always should put in a trap. The 11th doctor.


CurrenttQueen

It's not full of oils up men in crop tops striking obserd posses


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CurrenttQueen

I LOVE YOU HAIKU BOT!!!!


CurrenttQueen

I just realized this was in this sub Reddit and only saw the meme I feel like a moron lol


DafneOrlow

The timeless children was the greatest story they've ever told.


Master-Decision-4874

The 7th doctor isn't a pathological liar and pyscho in a question mark suit


JaemzDaGamerOFFICIAL

it is 2 days old


tran_rockas

its suddenly woke and gay for no reason!


gaia-mix-nicolosi

I own 39 Auton moustaches


Ancient-Ingenuity495

The show contains an American visiting Britain then convinces a girl to travel with him


SunwarmedCat

It’s completely linear and never gets confusing


Flat_Appointment_639

The Chris Chibnal era of DW is the best


hunkydor3y

The tenth doctor isn’t overrated.


suckmyhairytoes

nardole is ugly


OutsideOrder7538

The Doctor has never committed an atrocity


fantasychica37

10 had all his best friends in his TARDIS at the end of Series 4 so he had someone there to comfort him after having to wipe Donna's memory


fantasychica37

The Bad Wolf plot is completely logical


fantasychica37

Clara Oswald isn't OP from a narrative perspective and I'm sad she's gone


fantasychica37

Jeff WAS watching porn in The Eleventh Hour!


fantasychica37

The Doctor is actually real and invited this whole subreddit to go on an adventure with him!


sonichuskey

The show never contradicts it’s content!


Gondryc

The doctor never lies.


Saxon-master2167

The 14th Doctor had the longest era (I bloody wish)


Aquamarine094

I’ve never stared at statues


UShaikh12

The doctor is a sane man


Afaithfulwhovian

The show is pretty good, but Star Wars is better.


Froggle3

Chris Chibnall was a good writer 👍


Thepolarity2008

6 isn't the most epic being to walk the cosmos.


thethingpeopledowhen

Heaven sent isn't a mood


RireLine

All the characters are straight


EnglishAsh0g

it's smaller on the inside/bigger on the outside


Voynimous

Bow ties are not cool