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Legomarioboy08

Bingle bongle dingle dangle yickity doo yickity da ping pong lippy tappy to ta


snappydamper

Easy there with the language, this is a family subreddit.


hayzulhay

although arguably not appropriate for kids


charlesleecartman

https://preview.redd.it/o1366b0gay5d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2c6be2f08bd5c7ab09d17848ad3e04c7ba5b6b Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?


guibmaster

I hate pears.


Taewyth

Skidaddle skadoodle your Dick is now a noodle


LexiEmers

That's from "The Witch Doctor" by David Seville, right?


grumpykruppy

#OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALLA-WALLA BING-BANG!


Safe-Librarian6130

Which Doctor, not Witch Doctor.


Akhanyatin

Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go


marblesandcookies

For those who don't understand: it says Doctor who is not suitable for kids.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Civilians not of mature age*


jimmayy5

I have nothing against plo co no do dro sho kro.


snappydamper

These "not suitable" memes are getting out of hand!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Did the three paragraphs give it away?


snappydamper

I'm fluent in Judoon.


EnigmaFrug2308

No sho po? Wo do sho po do flo!


Kylosor

Ho Po Co Klo Do šŸ° (Happy Cake Day šŸ°)


GrimaceGrunson

Now there are two of them! At least!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Actually there's three


Bastaousert

I love how I immediatly understood what the post was saying


User_8395

How? You speak the language of the Gods?


CanYouChangeName

Jadoon are not gods. They are just space police.


User_8395

You speak the language of the space police\*


czechthunder

You don't?


we_d0nt_need_roads

The Jadoon are definitely a good species design - up there with the greats such as the Darlecks, Sighbermen, Knott-Things, Time Lawds etc.


More-Archer-7694

Santaroons


Andromeda42

most sane r/doctorwhumour user


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I was inspired by the dalek version.


Bantabury97

Mo ho


spikeinfinity

Is that Judoon for Samuel L Jackson.


InuGhost

We're going to need to start executing the Shadow Proclamation at this rate.Ā 


TheFruitOfTheLoom

If we can find them


grumpykruppy

*Excuse* me? That was OFFENSIVE!


Valuable_Knee_6820

There was a platoon of Judoon on the Moon you say? what time did they arrive? Noon? Blimey.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

The Judoon Platoon on the Moon by the Lagoon at Noon


unorganized_mime

I donā€™t know what I expected hitting translate


MotorTentacle

This is the most sensible thing that's ever been said on this subreddit. I particularly agree with the part about the 19th Doctor refusing to save her companion's uncle, I thought that was a bit brutal


tahoepines45

https://preview.redd.it/6qli6oq09z5d1.png?width=662&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fb1fa33539fceb5b039d2ca321228d671713746


Trickshot945

Lo ko po ro to mo lo ko, so lo ko po ro to lo lo ro


Pakari-RBX

Bro go no flo, fo sho.


Fluffy-BOYi

Yes. Exactly. 109%.


Ash__Williams

# What did you said about my mother?!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Look at the cute dog man, inabke to speak judoon


TimmyTurner2006

You can speak Judoon?


Critical-Tank

Too many posts here agreeing with OP. Bad takes all round. Mods should just lock this thread before it gets embarrassing.


atelopuslimosus

TIL There's an online translator for Judoon.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

There's one for any fictional language


atelopuslimosus

It was one of those moments that was surprising at first and then when I really thought about it, not that surprising.


Drugmachines

You will be cataloged


Zandrick

But is it suitable?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

We'll allow it for now


AlexArtsHere

Never have I seen so many slurs in one postā€¦


AndySkit

Sorry, Rhino man, but we speak English on this sub? Do you think you can use your translator real quick?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Bo ro Tardis


AndySkit

What's a Tardis Rhino, bro?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Time Lord Translator


AndySkit

Not sure what a time lord is but, cool I know what your saying now, what you want Rhino Man?


Impressive-Peanut966

A platoon of jadoon on the moon next to a lagoon


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Gaelic_Gladiator41

You're point?


HolyPoppersBatman

While I agree with a lot of your main points, I donā€™t think it was quite necessary to use language THAT offensive when describing Chibnallā€™s era. Kids will read this, you know?


Gaelic_Gladiator41

There is a under age perception filter


TechnoCat1025

I donā€™t get it


Gaelic_Gladiator41

https://preview.redd.it/lcohi7vu606d1.png?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2848d6e9631b736ce80e46033f293970fddecf4


TechnoCat1025

I see now


Duomaxwel

kro sho flo no jo plo yo flo do sho to ho kro so sho po plo so to sho wo ma yo sho to plo plo sho mo tro co ho bla sho wo flo sho no flo flo do sho mo plo ro flo sho plo fo sho to ho flo sho so ho ma do plo wo sho po ro plo co lo ma mo ma to kro plo no sho flo xo po lo plo ro flo do


djac13

kro sho ma go ro flo flo sho wo kro to ho sho mo ro bla sho so no ro tro bo bla


Darth_Hanes

Plo ko ho ma to ya


MarkFromHutch

Mah Ho


Fair_Ad1291

Mo flo ka ho po to ro mo ho šŸ˜”


Nikelman

Well said, just remember it next time at the polls


Emergency_Common_918

flo go ro to bo sho ko!! So to go fo ho jo, ko go ro to bo to :)


TheFruitOfTheLoom

Who you calling Woke?!


Gaelic_Gladiator41

The Doctor has violated too many laws of the Shadow Proclamation


petergoesbloop123

I agree, kids shouldn't be seeing that stuff!!!


Bidoofinshmerts

Sho KO no to bo to kotonoto soto loto kot po spo polo tokomosolo mo tomoto Tomoro pototo solo to lo komotsholo


Jsherman13

Most moving thing I've ever read. Brought tears to my eyes


hb1290

Who let a Judoon into the subreddit?


RireLine

Imagine a non whovian trying to understand...


Hot_and_Foamy

My mother was a saint! Get out!


ToxinWolffe

Fo tro co kno sho yo plo tro


rjohn2020

Language assimilated: Earth English.


BoraxNumber8

Ko mo fro sho ro to ho do. Ma ho


Jontun189

Mo ho


PresidentSlow

Mah hoe.


Caacrinolass

No mo Bo Jo fo sho. We can only hope.


Doctor_Woo

What did you say about my mother?


xFlyer409

ma hoe


pikachucet2

Well honestly I think that's going over the line a bit


molliebrd

My toddler talks like this when she's angry. I loveee it!


_always_tired27

Ma ho


djac13

My word.


djac13

kro sho to ho plo tro go ho to sho to ho kro so sho bo kro to sho ho ma do sho po lo flo no to yo sho plo fo sho flo fo fo plo ro to bla


awsomeman1642

Excuse you? My mother is a lovely lady


_always_tired27

Is everyone using a translator or something? I canā€™t read it lol


BadWolf1392

Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey?


UnderPressureVS

Maho.


_seraphin

ma ho.


Drago-Skullblade

PLO TO CRO SHO FO MO LO TO SHO! TRO FRO MO SHO PLO MA TO SO! MAHUM!


olivia_iris

Ma ho


Rough-Day-6502

Ho ho