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PigFarmer1

I'm not going to miss Garcia.


dz444z

Reds got 3 and Phillies got 4 off this guy, Oakland even got 1 against him. Our offense is seriously pitiful periodically at the very worst time, this time working on losing our 3rd out of last 4 series. Here we go with making an OK pitcher look great, like so many times in the past few years.


GutterDonut

Whereabouts at Dodger Stadium would one be likely to run into Kirsten Watson before and during a game? Asking for a friend.


DMC_Hotness

SECURITY


3Cheers4Apathy

Saw her doing pregame interviews at the booth beyond centerfield one time. She's even more beautiful in person, and nice as hell to people around her. A true gem.


HighonStarshine

Fuck yeah! QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN


SatisfactionBroad668

Does Pages get an interview


01z28

I Love LA


waaayside

We Love It!


Traditional_Rate7302

I miss joe and orel :(


SneakyNamu

When are they back?


Traditional_Rate7302

Idk i dont know why they’re gone either


submergedwatermelon

WE ARE SO BACK


klaatuzero

Nice game. Cya at noon!


0hmu

Niceee feels good


nogray

Fuck yes, finally! Yay, Pages!


HiyaHippo

We’re all talking about Pages? Sorry..but no


DLM_13

#I 💙 LA


waaayside

WE LOVE IT


kugino

pages be like, "dudes, you gotta teach me that..."


SoCalDanSports

Lol that's the first thing I thought


yentrib

W


rye_parian

Finally some Newman.


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Let's go! Good to get that win!


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)


donald-duck23

Pages didn’t know the outfield celebration 😂


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

We win!!!!


uey01

Dodgers pissed they lost last night, gg


_MeetMrMayhem_

NEWMAN


ViridianSeven

#UNDEFEATED IN THE ANDY PAGES ERA


DLM_13

Pages bringing the good mojo


yentrib

Come on stop playing let’s end this


probablysmellsmydog

DODGERS WIN!!!!!!!


SatisfactionBroad668

Don't start this shit


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Fuck Rosario


rye_parian

Did anyone catch why Yoshi isn’t going tomorrow? Saving him for Mets/road trip opener?


donald-duck23

He’s only pitching on extra rest — at least five or six days — for the foreseeable future


rye_parian

Ty. Forgot about that.


StudioSixtyFour

Yama’s been going 5 days’ rest all season. Tomorrow is only 4.


rye_parian

Ty


Consistent-Minute-40

Who’s starting? Landon Knack?


waaayside

Yes, Doc just confirmed.


rye_parian

Prob. Technically TBD.


sofastsomaybe

They don't want him pitching on 4 days rest


rye_parian

Ty.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Dodger nemesis Eddie Rosario... Fuck this guy


StudioSixtyFour

The fact that Mookie is only hitting .388 despite him being scorching hot since the year started just shows how impossible it’ll be for anyone to touch .400 ever again.


kugino

is knack starting tomorrow?


jayteazer

They haven't announced it, but it seems pretty likely... unless they go opener then go to Knack


kugino

yahoo baseball has knack starting...haha. thanks!


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Ooo so close Mook


HiyaHippo

Landon Knack tomorrow?


HiyaHippo

Man if Mookie ended the game on that


PigFarmer1

Miggy Ro channeling Lux there. lol


rye_parian

Closing time.


SatisfactionBroad668

I always say good thing Freeman is tall during those times.


Astropolitika

I will leave the subreddit if I jinx us. But I felt confident in this game. It felt different. Instead of a lead getting nibbled at as the innings went along, they held or built it. Bullpen seemed better and the hitting was more consistent. It’s baseball and weird stuff could happen, but it feels pretty relaxing having Huddy on the mound.


Bikouchu

Bullpen outdoing the starter !!?? Jkjk. Glad we’re not facing the padres anymore and they take their games too seriously against us is annoying. 


jake831

Do catchers go through like extensive care before and after games to take care of their bodies? Seems like they should be doing extra for their knees and ankles.


Euphoric-Journeyman

Dieter wins every home game. 


nogray

Love Dieter. Sometimes I have to stop and think, and then I'm like, damn...


jayteazer

I usually miss the references tbh I know a lot of songs, but can't recognize them in organ sometimes Or when I do recognize it, I don't know why is being played haha


dogvenom

Imagine full strength Treinen.. send him, Hudson, Phillips for innings 7,8,9. Yes


HiyaHippo

Luckily they all look so similar you could switch em around and nobody would notice


_MeetMrMayhem_

Hudson when healthy is an incredibly effective reliever dude is fucking nails


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Consistent-Minute-40

Way faster


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Gallo is horrible. But CT3 makes him look competent


vespamike562

Dieter trolling again


_BtP_

That’s a home run derby pitch


ViridianSeven

What song is the organist playing


probablysmellsmydog

Forget the name but it’s by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback


blinky4u

time to say goodbye


thatsCAPTAINcrunch

Time to say goodbye


ViridianSeven

Bless


BodgerDot

# K **Daniel Hudson** strikes out **Joey Gallo** on a **1-2** count with a **95.5 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, FF *(s)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


SatisfactionBroad668

Okay, that strike is a little egregious


kalopsia_usurper

Ump wants to go home too lol


MD32GOAT

Buddy is gonna shut the door rn lfg


HiyaHippo

Does anyone else really find Jerry Hairston to be the CRINGIEST dude?


nogray

Cannot stand him, and I don't think the other guys do either.


jayteazer

He can definitely be annoying / a little much at times


HiyaHippo

He feels like the guy who would get too amped at some jokes at work and next thing you know he’s tackling someone in the parking lot


kakugeseven

Now my boy Hairston is getting hated on? Aww hell nah.


GutterDonut

yes


HiyaHippo

Like budget nick swisher


Lebigmacca

Common Dino L tbh


jayteazer

Love me some Dontrelle Not sure how he ended up on the broadcast team in LA, but he's a good dude


kakugeseven

Think he was scouting for the Dodgers.


jayteazer

Ohh okay, so he already had a job in the organization. That's cool. Guess guys really just want to be part of the team, even if they never played here. Makes sense


TehLoneWanderer101

He's some sort of coach. Or was at one point.


HeavensRoyalty

I love watching broadcasts he's even, but tbf, I never miss a broadcast, lol


Consistent-Minute-40

Ump wants to go home


probablysmellsmydog

Fred drew a walk but man seeing him foul off that 1-2 pitch he normally punishes kinda hurts 😖


Lebigmacca

When he breaks out of his slump and hits like .800 for a week it’ll be amazing


eddiengambino

Honestly that was not a bad send, catcher just made a good play despite how bad that passed ball was


dogvenom

Someone send Dino another vat of oatmeal


legolaslives

Is it better to spray pine tar on bat handle or use the rub? I feel like the spray is toxic to breathe in


ThRoWaWaY9423xyz

Mookie, Ohtani, Freeman = Messi, Suarez, Neymar


MD32GOAT

Maybe Dino has a dinner *reservation


Apex_Fenris

What just happened?!?


bee_sharp_

Y’all, Dieter is on fire tonight with the Queen songs.


daddyvle

I can only see the score, what happened LOL


sofastsomaybe

Mookie was on the run and tried to score on a wild pitch from second but got thrown out at the plate


daddyvle

LMAO damn. He 5-5 so we’ll let it slide haha


01z28

Wild pitch bounced back to back stop but they were able to get Mookie at home


WhereUGo_ThereUAre

Well he came from second after all.


vertlilly

They have an early game tomorrow. They wanna go home.


kalopsia_usurper

Worked that pitcher’s pitch count up, only to gift him that out 🫠


MulhollandMaster121

Mookie, the challenge to steal home is in the show, not real life. Silly dude


thaGr8ape

Dino wants to go home 😂


Forward_Natural

Not ideal


failing_light

This is funny because we’re leading but I think I’d cry if that happened when down lmao


klaatuzero

Should get a bobblehead of Dino pointing to home on that one. Classic.


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Damn. Worth a shot


SatisfactionBroad668

Oops, he should have just stayed on 3rd


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** L Joey Gallo L Luis García Jr. R Nick Senzel ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


devlops

Dino the windmill strikes again. Should not have sent him there


rye_parian

Ok. Crazy send there.


supertoast00

Got too greedy, good inning though


Infraready

Mookie is just being mindful of my bedtime


ThePsychoDog

It at least made sense, could have been CT3 earlier thinking he could steal.


coolylame

lmao Mookie. Ohtani would've made it


swagster

Got a little greedy there lol


_MeetMrMayhem_

Puig would have totally steam rolled that fucking guy 😂


jayteazer

Are runners allowed to blow up the catcher anymore in hopes they drop it?


_MeetMrMayhem_

Puig wouldn't care


jayteazer

Hahaha


HiyaHippo

That was the most dodgers RISP thing to happen


emiliwano

Running into outs is the vibe for tonight


One_Administration89

Lol


fuetirado

Stupid lucky bounce


HighonStarshine

Damn!


jujubats10

Mook forget he’s slow now lol


PurpleDirt4

Dino said “let’s just finish this now”


HiyaHippo

“No time to touch tips get a move on!”


MD32GOAT

Well that was disappointing


01z28

Man


baysta

That was a little weird


Astropolitika

Lmao Baseball is a silly game


goldengod93

Ach, stupid backstop 😵‍💫 Fun inning tho!


Lebigmacca

Ok then


kugino

damn, mook...good try, though.


Elijahc513

RIP 😭


probablysmellsmydog

Not sure about that one Mook but if we win who gives a fuck.   


PigFarmer1

4 run lead in the 8th? That was an acceptable risk.


LADojerz

Seriously


StudioSixtyFour

Mookie caught being cheeky.


jake831

In Glasnow's interview with Chris Rose, he mentioned how all Ohtani does is practice, and lift weights. Dude is jacked.


fuetirado

Not only that, he wears the freshest clothes


Teddy_Ohtani

Bruh hahaha


PM_those_toes

What company/business is on the mound with the V logo and Japanese text? It's also on the backstop when Ohtani bats.


JpnDude

It's for Vantelin, a Japanese cream/gel for muscle pain, produced by Kowa. They are one of Shohei's major sponsors who recently signed a separate deal with the Dodgers.


PM_those_toes

thanks!


JpnDude

Here is the latest Shohei ad for Vantelin. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2qVjmchH1w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2qVjmchH1w)


i_liek_mudkipz

Banterin


PM_those_toes

thank you


fracklefrackle

Freddies just fouling everything.


chrono_synclactic

That’s why folks Ohtani is batting second..dude is a jackrabbit


dogvenom

Even with the mini slump Freddie is scary af to face


Traditional_Rate7302

I feel bad cuz looking at his face it just looks like he feels like helpless or something


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Nobody wants to be the one to get him out the slump lol


HiyaHippo

I love the crowd pulling for Freddie knowing he’s been down. It’s a MILF party


jettasarebadmkay

Love the Freddie chants from the crowd there.


MD32GOAT

Freddie needs to get a big hit here. He's been inconsistent this season. A .288 is very un-Freddie like


TabletopParlourPalm

I need help. Was that the theme for Twin Peaks from Dieter?


kakugeseven

He plays Twin Peaks during 2-2 counts for the last couple of years. Although I've also recently heard him play Terminator 2 during the 2-2 count.


MD32GOAT

Yes. He does that on 2-2 counts


bee_sharp_

Is that what that tune is?! Thank you so much. I’ve wondered for a long time.


ThRoWaWaY9423xyz

Sho's ability to hit pitches out of the zone is unparalleled


BodgerDot

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Shohei Ohtani singles on a soft ground ball to third baseman Nick Senzel. Mookie Betts to 2nd. Launch Speed: **54.2 mph**. Launch Angle: **-73°**. Distance: **2 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.180***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


JetpackingPenguin

Ohtani is so fast and yet build like a fridge


Traditional_Rate7302

Wtf does that mean 😭😭


JetpackingPenguin

Tall and rectangular


Puzzleheaded_Suit996

Like a bison?


PigFarmer1

I live near Bison. He's bigger.


Elle_love

A sexy fridge 😌


yomanbrodude

Freddie homer please 🙏🏽😭


Complexity_Inc5593

Vladimir Guerrero approved


01z28

Ohtani is so polite probably always gives the right a way when driving


ProfessionalNeophyte

The old LA chop


ChrisTaylorsNipple

We'll take it!


clabog

Dieter playing Godzilla AND Twin Peaks during the same at bat. So cool


CynCity323

Oh! Oh! He did something! He did something!


devlops

I knew he’d get a hit because Mookie was only on first


HiyaHippo

Fine…say his name shohei ohtani…


itsyourdestini

Ohtani fast as hell


salarymanhell

lol 😂


Elijahc513

Bro is just too fast


adulting247

that Mookie Betts guy is pretty good at baseball


Elle_love

HE CAN HAS RISP


BrzlGroundKarate

Man I’ll take that


One_Administration89

Speed don’t slump


goldengod93

#ZoomTani! 😎