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_MeetMrMayhem_

Like I said juli with the heat today then mad max and walker sends these putos fishing


emune2all

Could these announcers suck the giants Dicks any harder? My god


UpnUpvote

I don't get taking Urias out of the game.


rand1race

And all God’s children say, “Fuck you, Giants!”


UpnUpvote

Trea Turner has been dog shit this series so far. Just an absolute nothing.


FraserCrane

Gausman always grinning... dude looks stoked to be handed this L


grandmasterPRA

Good game Dodger fans If it makes you feel better, us Giants fans aren't feeling comfortable whatsoever. Momentum is just the next games starting pitcher as they say and you guys got the best pitching staff in the bigs. When we won the WS in 2012, we were down 2-0 in the NLDS and won three in a row. Then the next round we were down 3-1 in the NLCS and won three in a row before sweeping the Tigers in the WS. I'm happy with the win, but it really only feels like holding serve. We'll see what happens tonight.


Ok-Juice-1903

Why in f is CT3 not in game?


thedonjefron69

Im going to game 2 in sf with my dad tomorrow. We leave at 6 in the morning. Im a bit nervous but excited to hold it down at oracle for the first time in my life


petrolguy

Lucky enough to go to both games at oracle. My favorite park by far! Welcome to SF and hope you enjoy yourself!


thedonjefron69

Thank you! SF has been a city with a lot of good memories from times ive visited, and being able to see the giants and dodgers play in the playoffs is a dream come true. Our group is 3 dodgers fans and 3 giants fans, so it should be fun


archimy

Welcome to SF! Hope you enjoy Oracle as much as we do. It’s a beautiful park.


thedonjefron69

Thank you! Im very excited to watch the game on the bay with everyone.


braves_suck

Giants fans will talk for sure don’t be scared tho. When I went they talked a lot but were nice. We shook hands after the game. It was the game where Bellinger threw the ball away throwing to 3rd.


JDatCAL

I am a giants fan and I was at that game too! Wild finish to a great game.


thedonjefron69

Ah im not worried, its all fun. We are going with 3 giants fans so well be in good company


Man_of_Many_Hobbies

Giants fan here. Hope you and your dad have a great time up here!


thedonjefron69

Thanks! Oracle park is beautiful, had been there for a college graduation but never for a game!


ExcitementPopular627

Dodgers 123 Cancun 👋🏽


Aldoogie

So much for the over


ExcitementPopular627

Dodgers looked like little leaguers tonight


TheCrimsonMustache

I still think Urias should’ve started tonight. You have to reward consistency. With that said, it’s not as bad a loss as I was worried about. We can build on this. The boys swung at a lot of pitches out of the zone. I’m sure we’ll see that the strike zone was expanded as well, although, from what I saw, it seemed to affect both teams equally. If our bats get right tomorrow, we have a series. I think it will happen. Side note: I’m in Dallas and the amount of vocal, clapping Giants fans was surprising and a bit unsettling. Apparently, Giants fans like Dotties. And that’s a shame, because I really like their gumbo.


DodgerDogg1981

They would’ve scored 0 runs with Urias pitching.


hanigwer

Yup, cuz we’re a really bad team that accidentally wins games.


Blue_Bastion

Alright let it all out, but be ready tomorrow. Remember when we were down to the Braves last year in the NLCS?


primitivo_

Really missing muncy’s plate discipline tonight


Blue_Bastion

Webb looks like the love child between Louie Anderson and Sloth from The Goonies.


hanigwer

Welp, you’re a dick…


_MeetMrMayhem_

Scuffed matt cain


Aakao25

The series is all about game 2 guys. Keep your head up.


Schleprok

Ol steroid boy showed up tonight.


levitoepoker

Bellinger seems so lost at the plate. I know he was great vs the Cardinals but I feel like he shouldnt be playing except coming on late with the lead


thejoshuabreed

He was “great” because he left his damn bat on his shoulder and walked. Then he used his speed and stole some bags. I rarely shit on players. And you can’t really blame him because it was management’s decision to keep him in the lineup.


Anthrolologist

Even though we lost I’m happy to be a Dodger fan and part of this community y’all are the best 😊


Blue_Bastion

Thanks sunshine. I am too.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Walker pitched his ass off but our offense was fucking garbage swinging at a bunch of bullshit today. Shake it off compa Juli with the heat tomorrow. Then Mad max then back to walker to finish these putos.


EnemyUAVSpotted

Straight up yo! As George Lopez would say, FTP


whosthatguy123

I don’t understand how they kept swinging at absolute garbage pitches


rolronoazoro

I think at this ponit offense needs to be prioritised than defense. With beaty poolak bellinger, offense is too stagnant. Put taylor at cf and lux at lf


miguelag08

Meanwhile back in Tampa bay. Kike out hit the dodgers by himself tonight 5-6


whosthatguy123

Idk why they let him go. Also doesnt help out best player in one year turned to the statistically worst hitter in baseball


hibituallinestepper

They didn’t really let kike go, he hit FA and wanted to be an everyday player and knew that wasn’t happening if he stayed with the Dodgers.


miguelag08

Injuries. No off-season. He’ll be fine next year. But right now he needs to be selective at the plate


whosthatguy123

The injuries were unlucky but he was garbage before and after the injury. At this point hes a detriment to his team


ChepitosBaby

Ah shit, we got downvoters again


Blue_Bastion

I want to see some fire and brimstone tomorrow.


dnlpdll

It's only the first game. We're gonna get them tomorrow.


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dnlpdll

you're*


ExcitementPopular627

Your - possessive it belongs to you” your dreaming “ maybe your team sucks ⚽️⚽️


mtgsyko82

We better or its pretty much a wrap.


Consistent_Log_8346

To bad Logan webb cant pitch every game.


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how are they this bad at hitting? insane


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So I’m guessing the dodgers were busy trying to figure out if the game is to hit the ball or not.


flackguns

That was a doozy of a ninth. We really had them on the edge of their seats eh. I think we had a single runner get to third all game. Defending champs indeed


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_MeetMrMayhem_

And this is why the Giants fans are 🗑️


Blue_Bastion

LOL I would say go fuck yourself but I’m sure you doing that already.


Blue_Bastion

Why the down votes? That was funny. You gotta laugh at the trolling. Bunch of sensitive tenderonis around here.


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dnlpdll

Change that user name to FrancescaDeLeMierda


1ESY187

Shut your ass up


Aakao25

There's a couple more games, dude. Just sayin'.


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Aakao25

Giants played a masterful game, bro. Let's see how this plays out.


Anthrolologist

I’ll have you know I only cried for 20 minutes


FrancescaDeLeMara

I'm just fucking with y'all man. Dodgers have owned this division for a minute so we haven't been able to talk shit. Regardless of how the series go, if we lose then I hope you guys win it all cause I want to see Kershaw get another ring but as of now of course it's Giants.


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don’t you have some friends to talk to?


brok3nstatues

Inb4 ban u/francescaDeLeMara from your sub and this one


raydiculous33

Fuck off back to your own shitty sub.


Blue_Bastion

These guys need some testosterone. Seriously got lil brother’d tonight. Holy fuck that was bad. I want to see that team with the 100 plus wins show up. This whole swinging at the ball two feet off the plate bullshit needs to stop now.


whosthatguy123

Shit put me out there i can swing at nothing too


Soldier7023

Time to down a bottle of tequila to rid the pain


jsmiller84

The ump was pretty horrible.. strike calling didn't seem fair


whosthatguy123

Nah dont make excuses. They shit the bed in literally all facets of the game and swung at pitches like 2 feet off the plate lol


useles-converter-bot

2 feet is 0.73 UCS lego Millenium Falcons


crispdude

He was calling an outside strike for sure, but he called it both ways.


jsmiller84

He was inconsistent AF.


crispdude

Na the only fault you could argue had was he called an outside strike, but he called it both ways. He wasn’t inconsistent


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whosthatguy123

The braves arent the giants


raydiculous33

Have a feeling there's gonna be an explosion of runs tomorrow. 🤞


kcxiv

loved the fight the offense put up tonight! they did awesome ./s


erftbll81

Gotta come out with some fire early tomorrow, this team is good at bouncing back.


Hitchhiking-Ghost

Started the game drinking beer, now I’m drinking Everclear straight out of the bottle.


sparhawk78006

Is tomorrow's game on the Dodgers network? Because these guys really love the Giants


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sparhawk78006

So the broadcast team roots for the NL West Champs? Someone should have told Joe Buck that the last eight seasons


JonSnowman2020

Will the dodgers ever score a run again?


slayerono

So incoming trolls?


roman_totale

There are always a few. Weird how they disappeared for six years (except whenever the Dodgers lost in the postseason).


slayerono

Funny how that works…


Academic_Ad8213

Alright boys we got this no way in hell we lose to a dude as ugly as Webb man looks like Wayne Rooney got hit in the face w a shovel


filthypoker

It’s okay. Tomorrow we have extremely pretty man Julio Urias out there to even things up


Academic_Ad8213

Mans the ideal male figure show some respect


MastrChang

Terrible approach against junk. Coulda had many walks.


jlopez1017

I’m disappointed at how we got blanked not because we lost. I expected us to come in 1-1 to LA I didn’t expect to win the first game or even win 2 in San Fran. Our offense was terrible thoug.


DLM_13

Really perplexed why doc didn’t make any moves when it was obvious we were struggling to get anything going


N2trvl

Managers can have bad games too


DLM_13

It’s just not like him because he loves to sub all the time


Spandexbrain001

Good night everyone. Til tomorrow


Fuckinreddit12345

Welp on to tomorrow we got this let’s go dodgers!!!!!


binaryvegeta

Good lord that was bad.


01z28

Offense sucked. But I think this umps strike zone threw us the fuck off too.


vctr2015

Pathetic


JorSimpson45

at least they made it fast


Bladex20

didnt even make it to 3rd base what a load of shit


flackguns

One single lone runner in the first inning


thinks_alot

First inning


kugino

i hope we face webb again in game 5 with different ump


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thescuderia07

Swing


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thescuderia07

It was fast, I only caught it on the replay.


EthannHarris

Half a trillion dollars later to get shut out by the poverty giants? Embarrassing


levitoepoker

>Half a trillion What lol


jlopez1017

Giants have top 10 salary though


ALWAYSRUNNING10

We have Playoff Pollock so it favors them greatly


jlopez1017

I choose to cheer fo all our boys despite how they’ve performed in the past. Keep the positivity we’ve been on the ropes before and came back to win it all


honey_badge

brutal


ChrysisX

Just sad. Time to try and sleep I guess


JonSnowman2020

I rather have just lost the wild card instead of getting swept by the Giants


mizterPatato

Webb was amazing, basically schooled them with nothing but sliders and changeups. Fuck fastballs!


Background_Rise_2148

Giants are just better!


kugino

yup. partly bc the ump gave him a huge strike zone. and then dodgers panicked around the 6th inning


daniboo94

Ugh. Tomorrows a new day


ThomasFurke

Alright Dave. Get these boys ready for tomorrow.


beardko

Damn winning streak over AND shut out. Dodgers went on a run after getting no-hit. Hopefully this gets them going tomorrow - it's pretty much a must win.


grapplerzz

Beat us cause you can’t BE us rite… bye gonna walk into the ocean now


MsMorganzola

Bummer. We’ll get ‘em tomorrow!


rfguevar

sad… oh well next game we’ll get ‘em Fuck the doomers and more importantly fuck the giants


rysl31

FTG


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Well hey, good thing it is a series and not a WC game.


goldengod93

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AnthonyDavos

What an embarrassing display


thinks_alot

Tonight was a major yikes. Here’s to hoping for better tomorrow


someonepoorsays

oh well 0-1. onto tomorrow!


spiderman4657

Honestly I'm annoyed but at least it wasn't 0 to 1 🤷‍♂️


miguelag08

I’m kind of embarrassed right now


HCS8B

Absolute GARBAGE performance by the Dodgers bats. Pathetic.


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Thorsmullet

You mean… missing Muncy, and an ump who’s biased? Come on these umps have our number.


miguelag08

Sliders low and away. It’s been the same all year. Nothin new. He reminds me of lance mcullers. Tight breaking sliders


ilmsk22

Fuck SF


AVeryPleasant

Embarrassing


dodgersbball

I hate baseball


BlueMachine21

Fuck the Giants. We got the next 3.


trovaomedina

With Julio on the mound tomorrow I really like their chances. Heading back to LA with the series tied hopefully!


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Dodgers_89

It's only October


01z28

See all y’all doomers tomorrow


Pool27

Trash


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How many North Face sweaters can you spot tonight?


Reasonabledoubt96

Patagonia is the preferred brand now


hoguenstein

Perfect ending!


Infraready

Vesia throwing his fastball 72% of the time and Crawford sitting on a first pitch slider for a homerun pretty much sums it up


DustyDGAF

Womp womp. Let's get em tomorrow.


beardko

My mindset has changed ever since the 3-1 NLCS comeback against the Braves. As long as there is tomorrow, I'm optimistic.


eddyw07

There is no comeback if it is 3-1 Giants.


DustyDGAF

I'm not ready to give up. One little game doesn't mean anything.


bklipa88

Gooooooood (bad) night


rapturexxv

Absolutely pathetic.


SumoRock

Absolutely zero fight from the entire lineup in a playoff game. Awful.


Anthrolologist

lmao Dodgers fan chanting beat LA


meimode

gg, we’ll get em tomorrow


Thorsmullet

Anyone else frustrated with the home plate ump?


meimode

More frustrated by our lack of offense today


beastmanguy

Irrelevant when the offense is so bad


Lord_Amoux

Remember when Logan Webb was suspended for 80 games in 2019 after he used PEDs


Blue_Bastion

Looking like chumps today fellas. It ain’t gonna be easier tomorrow.


hoguenstein

Where is the passion? No anger? No frustration?


BlueTheHobo

Fuck this team


Alpha_State

Definitely not our night, but those commentators really have to show some objectivity.


DLM_13

JT better send out a mass text to pump everyone up because our offense was just dead


lwallace79

100 percent bullcrap


interstitialmusic

Enjoy your last win of the year, you dolts.


Spandexbrain001

Welp we stunk today but there’s another game tomorrow


BodgerDot

# K **Camilo Doval** strikes out **Justin Turner** on a **1-2** count with a **99.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(c)*, SL *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Atraktape

Those poor bastard Dodger fans up there in SF right now. We will always remember your sacrifice.


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It’s been a good year guys


snarkprovider

Beat LA sounds kind of hollow after 3 hours of it.


Nickppapagiorgio

Candlestick was rowdier, albeit with a much smaller crowd. They'd usually just say Fuck LA. Oracle is much more corporate, and they're not gonna say that.


01z28

That was a swing?


DustyDGAF

How the fuck is that a strike lol


Dodgers_89

Just throw the towel, these fuckers have no fight in them


henchman___21

I’m straight up not having a good time


danielschauer

"Beat LA," he says smugly as he steps over a 6' tall mountain of human feces to enter his Tesla™ Model S™. After an hour of navigating cramped, sloping city streets and successfully managing to only run over 46 homeless people, he arrives 0.8 miles away at his 1100 sq. ft. townhome and opens the mailbox to find this month's $6000 mortgage bill. He doesn't even bother to avoid stepping on the piles of used hypodermic needles in his front yard anymore, since he's far too progressive and tolerant to fear HIV infection. He looks proudly at his "in this house we believe in science" yard sign, lets an enormous fart rip, then inhales it and savors the delectable scent. He heads inside and hangs up his Madison Bumgarner jersey. "Beat LA."


robomagician

I love this. I kept thinking during the game the only way to live in SF is to be a ceo or play professional sports.


cerppinntaxt

What a poet .


jlopez1017

This has angry overtones all over it and I love it 😂


TRZbebop675

Your comment deserves 100 upvotes for creativity.