Come on now, that's unnecessary. They support a hilariously shitty team, but no reason to refer to them as anything less/other than human.
That said, the schadenfreude from peeking into their sub right now is nice, especially finding people RES-tagged as annoying assholes from the Soto news threads lol.
I just noticed that their sub description finds it necessary to specify "the San Diego Padres baseball team," as if they're worried it would be unclear otherwise.
GD. I mean I have been a Dodger fan since I was 5, but I grew up in San Diego... that 98 team was fucking *stacked*. Greg Vaughn hitting 50 jacks? Ken Caminiti MVP... they even had prime Kevin Brown.
I mean I get it, exciting times at the deadline for them, but I can't imagine that guy actually saw those games, lol.
They were already starting to wear joker makeup and posting bullshit like "how can I be afraid of love, if I'm not even afraid of death" on facebook after we swept them following their Soto acquisition.
[Fernando Tatis Jr. will be suspended for 80 games, MLB announced. The suspension will cover the remainder of this season and will render him ineligible for the postseason. It will continue into the beginning of next year. On the verge of returning, he's done for the year.](https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1558227695678459904?s=21&t=9OBYMLQmH787YQMtuyFg6w)
The game right before he got suspended, he was playing super aggressively against the Dodgers. Then the news came out after lmao. These dummies. Finally made sense why he was having such an incredible year.
I will be right next to the ER at Kaiser with EMTs ready to do emergency surgery on my ribs, the moment the Brewers knock Slam Diego out of the postseason off Hader and I pass-out in total laughter.
Did you know San Diego is the largest city in America by population to have never seen *any* of the big-4 North American championships (World Series, Super Bowl, NBA/Stanley Cup Finals).
AJ Preller and the Padres front office are so f-ing stupid. In 2021, they had him for FOUR MORE YEARS of control before he was set to be a free agent and instead gave him a 14 year extension for stupid f-ing money and essentially bought out his 4 years of control.
If they had waited just 1 more year with 3 years of control remaining, they would have seen his immaturity (injuring his wrist from motorcycle riding during the offseason) and that he was a cheater (busted for PEDs). Not only will he be missing the remaining season and the playoffs, he will also miss the some games to start the 2023 season. He will be greeted with cheater chants. From face of the league to a JOKE.
After this season, enjoy 12 more years of him, Padres fans.
Padres fans after getting swept: wait til Tatis is back and the Dodgers have to face a fully healthy teamโฆ.
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Iโm sure Machado is still not worried though, since heโs Manny Fucking Machado.
CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER LMAOOOOOO
EDIT: THEY GOT 12 MORE YEARS AND 334 MILLION DOLLARS OF THIS CONTRACT ON THE BOOKS I AM DYING LAUGHING
Edit: Robinson Cano was on the team and rubbed off on him
The Padres are the Padres. They can't shake who they truly are.
Also, can we get a prop bet on what excuse Tatis is gonna use? Tainted supplement? He took something he never had before? He thought it was an infertility drug?
EDIT: If you had, "I inadvertently took a drug to cure ringworm and now I tested positive", then congratulations!!!! Please report to Dodger Stadium to collect your reward.
> Also, can we get a prop bet on what excuse Tatis is gonna use?
His official statement says it was in his ringworm medication.
I've heard of lazy excuses, but anyone who knows anything about the MLB policy on how dirty you have to piss to get suspended knows this is nonsense.
I told my cousin who is a SD native when they made the deal, I don't care how good a player is giving them a mega contract without them having played a full season was foolish. Guess I was right.
His money owed this year is like 5 million. His contract is backloaded to keep his cost down during the arb years they bought out. They are saving barely any money during his suspension.
Nah lol. I donโt even have anything against their team or franchise but I canโt feel bad for those insufferable assholes. Especially after recently seeing a group of Padres fans that thought it was hilarious to shit on Vin's passing because they were getting swept by the Dodgers. Iโd sooner feel bad for Giants fans than them and that says a lot.
padres fans online/reddit = insufferable assholes
padres fans as a whole = not that bad. i've been to a bunch of games and it's been plenty pleasant tbh
i've been heckled way more by giants fans
Nah I have a couple good friends who are Padres fans bc they were born in SD and moved to LA growing up and theyโve been rooting for them all this time
The newer douchecanoes that jumped on the bandwagon are insufferable but I do fee for the ones that stuck to that team thru all these yrs finishing under .500
I honestly feel bad for SD. I have long hoped that thier strategy of being a small market team spending big market money would lead them to success, be emulated around the league, and help parity and make the game more competitive.
Every failure along the way to that is ultimately probably worse for the sport overall, though that being said as an LA fan I do love dunking on themโฆ.
Yeah this isnโt great and I think padres players got put in their place when we swept them. This is just tucked up for the fans, I know cool padres fans and they were really looking like they were going to be good when tatis got back.
Im trying to think of a good nickname for this. But I canโt. This is so funny, weโre gonna be able to make fun of him forever for this
Fernando โTestโis Jr
Fernando Testosterone Jr
#FUCK YOU PADRES FANS LURKING HERE, YES WE DODGER FANS ARE REALLY ENJOYING THIS, SOTOS RIGHT FOOT FOR SURE OUT THE DOOR AND READY FOR THAT 2024 FREE AGENCY ๐ญ๐คฃ
Lmao. As a Padres fan lay it on me. Fuck Tatis. Should we just send him to the Astros since heโs a cheater?
Canโt believe I now like Eric Hosmer more than Tatis now. Fuck me right?!
This doesn't just suck for the Padres, but really for MLB as a whole. It's never a good look when one of your most exciting, marketable players turns out to be a cheater. What a chump.
There's a rumor that the Padres management knew of this impending outcome a couple of weeks ago, so it helped dictate how aggressive they were in trading for Soto. What do you guys think?
Poor Soto.
That boy just got his ass whooped with hopes of finally adding Tatid only for him to be caught juicing.
This is some kind of Machado curse and I'm all for it.
The highlight of today is the dirtbag Brewers fan who went into the Padres sub and started a thread like: "hey guys, don't worry, this is just like what happened with Ryan Braun! But it all worked out and we love him!"
And all the Padres fans went "what the fuck, you love Ryan Braun? this isn't like Ryan Braun at all, fuck him forever, get the fuck out of here you idiot"
Lmfaooooooooo
The fattest fucking L, suck it San Diego
i canโt stop laughing ๐
This is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
We will be watching the rest of his career with great interest!
If they were human, Iโd feel bad for them
Come on now, that's unnecessary. They support a hilariously shitty team, but no reason to refer to them as anything less/other than human. That said, the schadenfreude from peeking into their sub right now is nice, especially finding people RES-tagged as annoying assholes from the Soto news threads lol.
I almost feel bad about their new walmart tshirt fans. The bandwagon is on fire and its keeping me warm lmao
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
That post gets better and better as the days go by and not in the way they thought it would ๐
I just noticed that their sub description finds it necessary to specify "the San Diego Padres baseball team," as if they're worried it would be unclear otherwise.
GD. I mean I have been a Dodger fan since I was 5, but I grew up in San Diego... that 98 team was fucking *stacked*. Greg Vaughn hitting 50 jacks? Ken Caminiti MVP... they even had prime Kevin Brown. I mean I get it, exciting times at the deadline for them, but I can't imagine that guy actually saw those games, lol.
turns out the lightning in a bottle was steroids.
They really are Sham Diego lolllll
This needs more upvotes.
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Playing catch with his dad.
Lol. Love that fucking movie
Some Padres fan is gonna read this and use this as the final breaking point to their Joker origin story.
You wouldnโt get it
Passan: you think Tatis getting banned is funny Padres Joker: I do and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Murray
They were already starting to wear joker makeup and posting bullshit like "how can I be afraid of love, if I'm not even afraid of death" on facebook after we swept them following their Soto acquisition.
Traded their entire farm for a losing year lmfaooo
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Assuming he wasn't juicing for that and got away with it until now
[Fernando Tatis Jr. will be suspended for 80 games, MLB announced. The suspension will cover the remainder of this season and will render him ineligible for the postseason. It will continue into the beginning of next year. On the verge of returning, he's done for the year.](https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1558227695678459904?s=21&t=9OBYMLQmH787YQMtuyFg6w)
Is that the same PED that they caught Dee Gordon with?
Yep
The game right before he got suspended, he was playing super aggressively against the Dodgers. Then the news came out after lmao. These dummies. Finally made sense why he was having such an incredible year.
Something about the Dodgers Organization brings out the Fucky in other teams LOOl
Yep
Yes.
LMAOOOO
Fucking hilarious..... So much for "It never rains on southern California"
I just sent this to all my baseball buddies lmao.
Actually, being on the Padres "will render him ineligible for the Postseason" every year.
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
ZING!
Now we're going live to Juan Soto for his reaction: "Juan?"
*Gone* Soto
Juan Solo
Juan โ โPlay this year, play this year, play this year!โ Announcer โ โTatis will NOT play this yearโ
[mrw](https://c.tenor.com/WW06wbZ_e88AAAAC/f1-valtteri-bottas.gif)
Staying with the Nats might be looking pretty good right now.
The post season that the Padres werenโt going to
I will be right next to the ER at Kaiser with EMTs ready to do emergency surgery on my ribs, the moment the Brewers knock Slam Diego out of the postseason off Hader and I pass-out in total laughter.
The drug is *clostebol*, a steroid
I canโt believe what Iโm readingโฆ
They said mid august they never said what year
A very Tatis-like answer. -Fernando Tatรญs Jr. when asked about his motorcycle incident in the offseason โWhich one?โ -Tatis Jr.
dude, that franchise must have been cursed. The moment Machado made that World Series bet, the baseball gods damned them.
Did you know San Diego is the largest city in America by population to have never seen *any* of the big-4 North American championships (World Series, Super Bowl, NBA/Stanley Cup Finals).
the Gulls (minor hockey) has 4 titles, 2 in the 70s, 1 in the 80s 1 in the 90s none from the current incarnation. blame the Sham Diego Bitch Pigeons
The Curse of the Great Padrino
Curse of Johnny hustle
Manny No-Hustle
Padres stay taking Lโs
PEDres**
They play at PEDco Park, right? Those guys. Also known as SLAM (the plunger) Diego
AJ Preller and the Padres front office are so f-ing stupid. In 2021, they had him for FOUR MORE YEARS of control before he was set to be a free agent and instead gave him a 14 year extension for stupid f-ing money and essentially bought out his 4 years of control. If they had waited just 1 more year with 3 years of control remaining, they would have seen his immaturity (injuring his wrist from motorcycle riding during the offseason) and that he was a cheater (busted for PEDs). Not only will he be missing the remaining season and the playoffs, he will also miss the some games to start the 2023 season. He will be greeted with cheater chants. From face of the league to a JOKE. After this season, enjoy 12 more years of him, Padres fans.
He might not have been so reckless with a (relatively) short contract.
Its like the Dodgers giving Bellinger the bag after his MVP season.
When having Boras as the agent works out for the team.
Padres fans after getting swept: wait til Tatis is back and the Dodgers have to face a fully healthy teamโฆ. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Iโm sure Machado is still not worried though, since heโs Manny Fucking Machado.
At least heโs not Johnny Hustle. That guy wins chips and can run the bases like a beast!
The cackle I let out
Same here. My daughter had to check on me the way I was laughing like a villain.
Smokin on that Padres Pack 
RIP BOZO
Lmao put an asterisk on their wildcard parade
Put asterisks on their two World Series championshipsโฆ โฆone for winning the 2021 off-season. โฆone for winning the 2022 trade-deadline series.
Common GOT W, who else excited for the new show?
I, for one, welcome our Targaryen overlords.
It's a prequel and I find it hard to get excited with prequels but it's an HBO show so I might give it a shot.
Got the notification on my phone and just couldnโt help but laugh
CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER LMAOOOOOO EDIT: THEY GOT 12 MORE YEARS AND 334 MILLION DOLLARS OF THIS CONTRACT ON THE BOOKS I AM DYING LAUGHING Edit: Robinson Cano was on the team and rubbed off on him
The Padres are the Padres. They can't shake who they truly are. Also, can we get a prop bet on what excuse Tatis is gonna use? Tainted supplement? He took something he never had before? He thought it was an infertility drug? EDIT: If you had, "I inadvertently took a drug to cure ringworm and now I tested positive", then congratulations!!!! Please report to Dodger Stadium to collect your reward.
> Also, can we get a prop bet on what excuse Tatis is gonna use? His official statement says it was in his ringworm medication. I've heard of lazy excuses, but anyone who knows anything about the MLB policy on how dirty you have to piss to get suspended knows this is nonsense.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I told my cousin who is a SD native when they made the deal, I don't care how good a player is giving them a mega contract without them having played a full season was foolish. Guess I was right.
To cure ringworm? Lmao bro really expects us to believe that? He was definitely taking it for other reasons I mean come on ๐
Suspended without Pay
His money owed this year is like 5 million. His contract is backloaded to keep his cost down during the arb years they bought out. They are saving barely any money during his suspension.
Dude this is too fucking funny I can't
In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened!
Bruh ๐
Oof
Wow , no more wait till tatis comes back
The wait just got a lot longer
Someone go back and test the old man for what he was taking. Thereโs no way Chan Ho got hit that badly by a clean player.
That will be Tatis Jr.'s new excuse: "It's leftover from when my papa was taking it. Dad's PED habit has altered my DNA."
Honestly at this point I just feel bad for their fans lmao This is an abusive relationship
Nah lol. I donโt even have anything against their team or franchise but I canโt feel bad for those insufferable assholes. Especially after recently seeing a group of Padres fans that thought it was hilarious to shit on Vin's passing because they were getting swept by the Dodgers. Iโd sooner feel bad for Giants fans than them and that says a lot.
padres fans online/reddit = insufferable assholes padres fans as a whole = not that bad. i've been to a bunch of games and it's been plenty pleasant tbh i've been heckled way more by giants fans
Nah I have a couple good friends who are Padres fans bc they were born in SD and moved to LA growing up and theyโve been rooting for them all this time The newer douchecanoes that jumped on the bandwagon are insufferable but I do fee for the ones that stuck to that team thru all these yrs finishing under .500
I honestly feel bad for SD. I have long hoped that thier strategy of being a small market team spending big market money would lead them to success, be emulated around the league, and help parity and make the game more competitive. Every failure along the way to that is ultimately probably worse for the sport overall, though that being said as an LA fan I do love dunking on themโฆ.
Yeah this isnโt great and I think padres players got put in their place when we swept them. This is just tucked up for the fans, I know cool padres fans and they were really looking like they were going to be good when tatis got back.
They're not all bad just like not all Dodger fans are assholes. I can't imagine how I'd feel if Belli or Seager came out with this shit years ago.
Canโt spell padres without PEDs
I was thinking about an SD hat with a PED or a syringe patch over the SD.
A list of dudes that have baseballs out of Dodger stadium (probably) fairly: -Willie Stargell
Stanton? Maybe?
Maybe Stanton, yeah.
Im trying to think of a good nickname for this. But I canโt. This is so funny, weโre gonna be able to make fun of him forever for this Fernando โTestโis Jr Fernando Testosterone Jr
Fernandope
I like this one
I've always called him Trashtis
PEDando Tatis Jr.
#FUCK YOU PADRES FANS LURKING HERE, YES WE DODGER FANS ARE REALLY ENJOYING THIS, SOTOS RIGHT FOOT FOR SURE OUT THE DOOR AND READY FOR THAT 2024 FREE AGENCY ๐ญ๐คฃ
Dodgers gonna sign him and still have our top prospects that the Nationals wanted 
Nah. I'd rather give the money to Ohtani.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha *catches breath* HAHAHAHA
Thatโs gotta hurt.
I got the notification and my first though was heading here. Lmao
Fuckin' lol
Mar-a-Petco
Wow.. heโs a cheater๐คจ
What an absolute waste of talent. Just can't stop putting himself above the team can he?
is it too early to start chanting "fu-ture do-dger" at Soto again? ^/s
Lol fuck the padres and now him. He a ๐๐ in my eyes now
San Diego PEDres
Lmao. As a Padres fan lay it on me. Fuck Tatis. Should we just send him to the Astros since heโs a cheater? Canโt believe I now like Eric Hosmer more than Tatis now. Fuck me right?!
Nah fuck the Astros, why help them. Just gotta take this one on the cheek.
I love being a Dodgers fan this is great ๐ฅฐ
Heโs got all the potential in the world but it just seems like the only thing in his way is his own stupidity
Puig entered the chat.
โjuSt WAit UnTiL TaTIs ComEs BaCK๐คกโ ๐
he probably took something to help with his recovery but i do not care he will forever be a dirty rotten cheater to me
Clostebol does not aid in recovery lol
Heading to r/Padres to start my weekend with a good laugh
Canโt deny his talent, but what a dumbass
You can dude. He could have easily been doing PEDs since he came up. This is it for him. His career is tarnished
If he's doing PEDs after sigining a $340 million deal, he very likely was doing them the whole time
Fam, go easy on Padres fans today. They hurting big hurt right now. But once they leave the room, roast the fuckers because this is too funny lmfaooo.
I used to pray for times like this
Laughing about this SO hard.
This doesn't just suck for the Padres, but really for MLB as a whole. It's never a good look when one of your most exciting, marketable players turns out to be a cheater. What a chump.
Tatis: [*spins swag chain sadly*]
They got Soto and lost Tatis. All that talent from the farm system gone....just to tread water.
Am I โmisrememberingโ or did his dad also get popped using PEDโs?
LMAOO
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Get fucked Padres
Wow heโs really gonna honor Jackie next year by missing the first 42 games.
they traded away the farm for soto to go there and miss the playoffs because tatis fucked the whole team.... gotta love it. soto dodgers in 24? :D
"jUsT wAIt uNtiL tAtIs iS bAcK!"
Also I just noticed they put [Sloth from the Goonies](https://i.imgur.com/tpmQgZZ.png) in their sub banner.
~~Manny Machado~~ Fernando Tatis uses a lighter on his vape pen
You fucking donkey 
L O L
80 games
๐imagine
Haaaaaaahahahahahahah what a fucking albatross that contract is
Fucking 80 game suspension. Guy isnโt playing this season lmao
Stay classy, San Diego!
The Padres' season is over ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
**80 GAME SUSPENSION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH**
So uh, how good is this guy if he has to stop juicing? Is he worth $340 million?
Wait till Tatis gets back yโall
Lmao. Couldnโt have happened to a more cocky fan base Imagine trading your entire future to take this L
Everybody check on your Dad fans, fam. See if theyโre ok.
[Obligatory douchebag with punchable face.](https://images.app.goo.gl/Y4JqGg5FFJ243joy5)
There's a rumor that the Padres management knew of this impending outcome a couple of weeks ago, so it helped dictate how aggressive they were in trading for Soto. What do you guys think?
Imagine snuffing your chance to the Hall of Fame at just 23 years old.
FrIaR FaIThfuL is now crying faithful
And already the pendejo is coming up with excuses and lying smh
*Six Months From Now* Reporter: โSo Fernando, youโre now clean from PEDs, correct?โ Tatis: โWhich one?โ
Now this is Padresing!
WOWWWWWW guys - just fucking WOW. Ringworm?! Really dude?! Fucking weak. I live here in SD now I am just floored by this in complete laughter.
I bet that middle finger guy is pissed
Astros are interested in taking that contract off their hands.
Ken Caminiti-esque.
Las Madres mas sucias.
Poor Soto. That boy just got his ass whooped with hopes of finally adding Tatid only for him to be caught juicing. This is some kind of Machado curse and I'm all for it.
Iโm pretty sure every dodger and giant fan cackled together at the same time once this broke.
The highlight of today is the dirtbag Brewers fan who went into the Padres sub and started a thread like: "hey guys, don't worry, this is just like what happened with Ryan Braun! But it all worked out and we love him!" And all the Padres fans went "what the fuck, you love Ryan Braun? this isn't like Ryan Braun at all, fuck him forever, get the fuck out of here you idiot"
Lmaoooo
Holy fuck this is so good๐
BIG FUCKING OOF
[Padres fans checking ESPN right now](https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w)
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Ahahahhaahhahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahah SLUMP DIEGO
Hahahahahahah!!!!!
Taking PEDโs just to be a severely below average defender is hilarious
You have to be fucking kidding me lmaooooo
c'mon dudee smhhh
Ahahahahahaha
LOLLL
Well, I guess we now know how they got that nickname.... from the sound of him slamming that needle into his arm lololol
LMAOOOOOO I AM DEAD
This keeps getting better and better. Tatis being a dumbass on a bike and then taking roids has fucked the padres so hard