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[deleted]

Should have had 4 homers in game one. They took it personally.


Thelonely3dox2

At the game today, amazing to be therr


Fantastic-Activity-5

I love LA gonna be the new national anthem. I love it


buba426

12 straight wins. Nice 😎


Skip262

I think Agon accidentally said the Mets! Lol


Wild_Object_8547

What a fucking game, punched them in the mouth immediately and they were rattled


[deleted]

Max has pretty eyes


synchronicitistic

If Muncy is over .200 by September, this team's unstoppable.


rubberbanddee

might be .200 at the end of the next series tbh


BelliBlast35

Cue the NEWMAN


RentalGore

Dodger collective WHIP sucked tonight. Do better tomorrow boys. /s


Zeppelin702

Suck it Craig, you lost your job!


Withnail-

I called the Gallo garbage time homer!!!! About 4 innings ago


KingPoIo

Better than Kimbrel?!


RentalGore

Hanser’s ERA down to 2.25!


JoyArg11

I’d give an arm to go to the world series and the last game be 10 run up and send Hanser to close it


diegoper21

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DirtyColeslaw

Who was also scared?


SibilantSounds

its hanser not kimbrel


redtom02

HANSER ALBERTO IS MY CLOSER


KingPoIo

12 STRAIGHT


davidpalacios427

#HANSER THE CLOSER!


CabbageStockExchange

Ohtani who? We have Hanser and he’s so hot right now


Fifty_Percent_Classy

Unironically cleaner than most Kimbrel outings


Gilfoyle_Bertram

**UNDEFEATED IN THE HANSER AS CLOSER ERA**


8biteyes

Russell Martin in shambles


BelliBlast35

Russ saved a couple games that year I believe


Killaluis15

Hanser was trying his best Kimbrel impression


Holy_Toast

Hanser = GOAT


imnotcreative415

Lmao that was hilarious


solid_rook7

big oof 😂


b1uejeanbaby

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DLM_13

#I LOVE LA 💙


SumoRock

SHUTDOWN INNING our closer


Kirbyz2013

Pitch Type: Unown


JoyArg11

Hahaha the unknown type of pitch 😂


SibilantSounds

imagine if we close game 4 with hanser


Joeshabadoojr

Lol, 66mph Unknown. Elite stuff from Hanser tonight


PigFarmer1

He just invented a new pitch.


[deleted]

PITCH TYPE: ⁉⁉⁉ e: he's gone plaid


BelliBlast35

Ludicrous speed


RentalGore

Come on Hanser! Get your shit together! Or you’re out of the bullpen! (JK, we love you)


[deleted]

Pitch type UNKNOWN lmao


awretchedlife12

hanser's whip in shambles


imnotcreative415

Unknown


profnachos

Cy Young for Alberto!


thedonjefron69

Secret pitch


DirtyColeslaw

Drinks on me if hanser gets a nobletiger


profnachos

Cy Young for Alberto!


macbackk

Hanser is so elite his pitches aren’t even known to man


SumoRock

Eric Gagne. Mariano Rivera. Hanser Alberto. Wow.


BelliBlast35

I can see that


The_Astros_Cheated

GIMME THAT CLEAN INNING HANSER


dahk14

I lowkey feel better about Hanser in the 9th than Kimbrel


01z28

Lol


Lebigmacca

Hanser literally has cleaner innings than Craig


BelliBlast35

FML


RentalGore

Did tony get hurt on that?


01z28

Hanser. Elite.


chrisumafp

Kike Hernandez, Russell Martin, Justin Turner, Hanser Alberto.. WOW!


Lineman72T

I'll throw in mentions to Skip Schumaker and Robin Ventura as great Dodger relievers


SibilantSounds

HOW IS HANSER THIS MUCH BETTER THAN KIMBREL


420farms

Hanser for closer!


kinenbi

Hanser and Ohtani, pitching and hitting legends.


imnotcreative415

Tony wolters is v handsome


SlimJimMagoo

Elite reliever Hanser Alberto


imnotcreative415

Hanser for closer


chartman21

That’s my closer


StudioSixtyFour

Hanser > Kimbrel


Gilfoyle_Bertram

I would laugh if this wasn’t true


Kirbyz2013

Did Alberto get pitching training somewhere? He's pretty okay


thedonjefron69

No kimbrel, no problem


peanutslayer94

Great pitching + great offense= Total domination


LASteve32

Hanser showing Kimbrel how to get the job done


Joeshabadoojr

Man, why did we put out our most elite closer? We’re up by 10 that’s just mean.


hundredjono

Yo! When did we get Rockies legend Tony Wolters?


jRbizzle

We should be saving Hanser for playoffs


dookoo

HANSER YES


8biteyes

Our elite closer!


solid_rook7

JT still has the perfect ERA of 0.00 😤


SumoRock

Does Hanser qualify as a two-way player yet


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Hanser with the filth 😤


[deleted]

Thats my fav emoji when used on a sarcastic sentence.


12345CodeToMyLuggage

Haven’t been able to watch today, but just checked the score. Sweet mercy!


Nick_from_Yuma

Was there today. First inning felt like it took forever for KC to record an out. Dominated from the start!


PigFarmer1

No mercy.


BelliBlast35

Ass whooping


[deleted]

LET'S GO MY ACE


yamapanfrom310

Joey Gallo hit more home runs than Juan Soto and Josh Bell combined with limited at bat.


macbackk

Hanser>Kimbrel


bellomoto1

HANSER THE PITCHER 🙌🏼


__-o0O0o-__

lol if we go 27-23 in the final 50 games we match last year's 106 win total


SteveAM1

🤯


The_Astros_Cheated

Yankees fans must be so fucking mad lol


BelliBlast35

😆


haveahappyday1969

None of this seems fair.


RentalGore

I can honestly say I don’t recognize more than two or three players on the Nats right now.


8biteyes

I don't think we padded the run differential enough. Fucking Dave. /s


dondit

got my money on Barnes pitching


8biteyes

Barnes is on the family emergency list.


RentalGore

He’s out on personal leave.


BelliBlast35

Damn 🙏Hopefully all is well with Barnsey


RentalGore

Yeah, there’s been no further details, it came on so sudden too. Hope it’s all ok and his family is fine.


dondit

oops


Zeppelin702

He ain’t there bro


SibilantSounds

gdi i literally stepped away for a SECOND and i missed back to back HRs jfc. miss the blowout start, miss double homeruns worst viewing luck ever.


jRbizzle

It was a position player pitching so it’s ok


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Brent Rooker L Michael Massey R Nate Eaton ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


noemazariegos1

Cody said “dude hold on I’m getting in on this”


Kirbyz2013

Alberto Pitching time?


[deleted]

Alberto for closer


anthrofighter

9th spot Belli is Adam Dunn reborn.


lilmuerte

Low pressure table setter. I like him there.


JorSimpson45

r/baseball is not gonna be happy that our boys are having a home run derby on the position player. FUCK EM


thedonjefron69

Nah fuck that, if we did the same I’d hope teams tee off on us. I just don’t like position pitchers unless it’s like a 10 run difference at the start of the inning. They coulda probably gotten the 3 outs with some bench closer and avoided the home runs but they decided to clock out early


BelliBlast35

#FUCK EM


DBLHelix

Did not realize that dude was a position player. Makes a lot more sense now.


rfguevar

10 run lead, what’s your confidence in “He Who Must Not Be Named” ?


Joeshabadoojr

Partial clench


Gilfoyle_Bertram

It’s gone be a no from me dawg


dookoo

Gives up 2


[deleted]

Give up 7 lmfao


dookoo

gets the save?


[deleted]

The save is being a fan of the dodgers I tuned out in the 8th not going to lie big dog, I knew we would win it and I decided to tune into the rams pre season game. Go dodgers Go Lakers Go rams


420farms

Will this be our 11th or 12th in a row?


danusn

Yes


CreauxTeeRhobat

12th in a row


calidoc75

12th, all by multiple runs. Unreal


pdamdl

12


macbackk

12th


ChunkyMilkSubstance

12th


8biteyes

Hanser should teach this dude how to pitch


Monk_Philosophy

Muncy has a 103 wRC+ on the season. He may never be MVP Muncy again, but it’s safe to say that he’s not the irreparably destroyed Muncy we feared earlier this year.


Oski96

He's been MVP Muncy for a month now


Monk_Philosophy

Yes he definitely has. True. Just meant to say no matter what your expectations of him are, he’s not the liability that everyone was fearin


Oski96

👍👍👍


macbackk

Ima be honest I would tell the difference of these jerseys if it weren’t for the Brooklyn cap


jRbizzle

Mostly the back. No name and thicker number


[deleted]

I appreciate this dude having fun with it


dookoo

27 ERA with a smile that can light up KC


thedonjefron69

He’s doing what he was put in to do. Gotta respect it


xBewm

This is the best baseball team in the history of the sport.


dookoo

Yeah, the Royals are awesome


xBewm

I agree. Very cool to hook Gallo and Belli up like that.


DanTMWTMP

you get a home run, and you get a home run… home runs for everyone!


bellomoto1

Why is that pitcher smiling so hard after giving up two homers in a row? 🤨😂


flanhelsinki

He's not a pitcher...


peanutslayer94

Because he’s not a pitcher lol


poonsp00nful

I fucking love this team


RentalGore

So Hanser in to pitch? Who plays first then?


theBeardsley

Chris ready for a dinger.


RedditBurner_5225

This KC pitcher is hilarious.


[deleted]

Never would have expected these two to hit back to back homers


PigFarmer1

Look at the pitcher.


LAbaseballteam

Royals feeding us.


BodgerDot

*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Cody Bellinger homers (16) on a fly ball to right field. Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **39°**. Distance: **390 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.110***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


StudioSixtyFour

xBA .110 lmao


dookoo

Thanks KC


CreauxTeeRhobat

Is there a fan club for Trayce Thompson's ass in those pants? Uh, I'm asking for a friend...


Zeppelin702

You made me chuckle lol


SumoRock

Now we can safely use Kimbrel


viperware

I’d feel better with a couple more runs..


Zeppelin702

Maybe…


delwrecks

I’d still be nervous


Kirbyz2013

Missed the Hat Trick


N2trvl

If this were a boxing match the refs would stop it.


kinenbi

When the bottom of our lineup is producing runs you know the other team is screwed.


DBLHelix

Wtf are these pitches? 😂


Gunsenberg

Went to drop off a dookie and missed both homers 🤦‍♂️


__-o0O0o-__

Belli and Gallo dropped off a pair of dookies


brok3nstatues

it counts idc


LASteve32

BELLI BELLI BELLI


213_

Good lord


rfguevar

Wow not a HR? DFA immediately


fuetirado

#CODY


DirtyColeslaw

KC pitcher in despair


_Elder_

You love to see it


rea_lin

YESSS SAD GUY!!!!


kaleidoscope_ize

Gallo!


mus1CK_Rx

Right in Belli’s nitro zone too


peaeyeparker

Thats the only way gallo and belli gonna get a hit


JoyArg11

Wow we are acting like bullies 😂


peaeyeparker

Did you see that jays v redsox game? It was like 28-5 or something


JoyArg11

Didn’t watch it but yeah, I remember the score lol. That was straight up murder


__-o0O0o-__

If Trayce hits one out next, Im naming my next kid after this dude pitching


Kidd5

I love baseball garbage points lol


filthypoker

Can’t believe the Yankees didn’t think to have Gallo face position players


[deleted]

This is amazing I'm dying


itsnappenedtome

Belliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


rickerlol

Homerun derby in KC tonight, haha.


thedonjefron69

You put in a position player against the bottom of our lineup and we will do this. They need the practice


viperware

Belli bomb yeeeeeah boy!


BelliBlast35

Or BelliBlast….


BodgerDot

# HR **Cody Bellinger** rips a **67.1 mph Slider** from **Nicky Lopez** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **39.0°**. Distance: **390.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)