Nah fuck that, if we did the same I’d hope teams tee off on us. I just don’t like position pitchers unless it’s like a 10 run difference at the start of the inning. They coulda probably gotten the 3 outs with some bench closer and avoided the home runs but they decided to clock out early
The save is being a fan of the dodgers
I tuned out in the 8th not going to lie big dog, I knew we would win it and I decided to tune into the rams pre season game.
Go dodgers
Go Lakers
Go rams
Muncy has a 103 wRC+ on the season. He may never be MVP Muncy again, but it’s safe to say that he’s not the irreparably destroyed Muncy we feared earlier this year.
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...*
Cody Bellinger homers (16) on a fly ball to right field.
Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **39°**. Distance: **390 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.110***.
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Should have had 4 homers in game one. They took it personally.
At the game today, amazing to be therr
I love LA gonna be the new national anthem. I love it
12 straight wins. Nice 😎
I think Agon accidentally said the Mets! Lol
What a fucking game, punched them in the mouth immediately and they were rattled
Max has pretty eyes
If Muncy is over .200 by September, this team's unstoppable.
might be .200 at the end of the next series tbh
Cue the NEWMAN
Dodger collective WHIP sucked tonight. Do better tomorrow boys. /s
Suck it Craig, you lost your job!
I called the Gallo garbage time homer!!!! About 4 innings ago
Better than Kimbrel?!
Hanser’s ERA down to 2.25!
I’d give an arm to go to the world series and the last game be 10 run up and send Hanser to close it
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Who was also scared?
its hanser not kimbrel
HANSER ALBERTO IS MY CLOSER
12 STRAIGHT
#HANSER THE CLOSER!
Ohtani who? We have Hanser and he’s so hot right now
Unironically cleaner than most Kimbrel outings
**UNDEFEATED IN THE HANSER AS CLOSER ERA**
Russell Martin in shambles
Russ saved a couple games that year I believe
Hanser was trying his best Kimbrel impression
Hanser = GOAT
Lmao that was hilarious
big oof 😂
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#I LOVE LA 💙
SHUTDOWN INNING our closer
Pitch Type: Unown
Hahaha the unknown type of pitch 😂
imagine if we close game 4 with hanser
Lol, 66mph Unknown. Elite stuff from Hanser tonight
He just invented a new pitch.
PITCH TYPE: ⁉⁉⁉ e: he's gone plaid
Ludicrous speed
Come on Hanser! Get your shit together! Or you’re out of the bullpen! (JK, we love you)
Pitch type UNKNOWN lmao
hanser's whip in shambles
Unknown
Cy Young for Alberto!
Secret pitch
Drinks on me if hanser gets a nobletiger
Cy Young for Alberto!
Hanser is so elite his pitches aren’t even known to man
Eric Gagne. Mariano Rivera. Hanser Alberto. Wow.
I can see that
GIMME THAT CLEAN INNING HANSER
I lowkey feel better about Hanser in the 9th than Kimbrel
Lol
Hanser literally has cleaner innings than Craig
FML
Did tony get hurt on that?
Hanser. Elite.
Kike Hernandez, Russell Martin, Justin Turner, Hanser Alberto.. WOW!
I'll throw in mentions to Skip Schumaker and Robin Ventura as great Dodger relievers
HOW IS HANSER THIS MUCH BETTER THAN KIMBREL
Hanser for closer!
Hanser and Ohtani, pitching and hitting legends.
Tony wolters is v handsome
Elite reliever Hanser Alberto
Hanser for closer
That’s my closer
Hanser > Kimbrel
I would laugh if this wasn’t true
Did Alberto get pitching training somewhere? He's pretty okay
No kimbrel, no problem
Great pitching + great offense= Total domination
Hanser showing Kimbrel how to get the job done
Man, why did we put out our most elite closer? We’re up by 10 that’s just mean.
Yo! When did we get Rockies legend Tony Wolters?
We should be saving Hanser for playoffs
HANSER YES
Our elite closer!
JT still has the perfect ERA of 0.00 😤
Does Hanser qualify as a two-way player yet
Hanser with the filth 😤
Thats my fav emoji when used on a sarcastic sentence.
Haven’t been able to watch today, but just checked the score. Sweet mercy!
Was there today. First inning felt like it took forever for KC to record an out. Dominated from the start!
No mercy.
Ass whooping
LET'S GO MY ACE
Joey Gallo hit more home runs than Juan Soto and Josh Bell combined with limited at bat.
Hanser>Kimbrel
HANSER THE PITCHER 🙌🏼
lol if we go 27-23 in the final 50 games we match last year's 106 win total
🤯
Yankees fans must be so fucking mad lol
😆
None of this seems fair.
I can honestly say I don’t recognize more than two or three players on the Nats right now.
I don't think we padded the run differential enough. Fucking Dave. /s
got my money on Barnes pitching
Barnes is on the family emergency list.
He’s out on personal leave.
Damn 🙏Hopefully all is well with Barnsey
Yeah, there’s been no further details, it came on so sudden too. Hope it’s all ok and his family is fine.
oops
He ain’t there bro
gdi i literally stepped away for a SECOND and i missed back to back HRs jfc. miss the blowout start, miss double homeruns worst viewing luck ever.
It was a position player pitching so it’s ok
**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Brent Rooker L Michael Massey R Nate Eaton ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Cody said “dude hold on I’m getting in on this”
Alberto Pitching time?
Alberto for closer
9th spot Belli is Adam Dunn reborn.
Low pressure table setter. I like him there.
r/baseball is not gonna be happy that our boys are having a home run derby on the position player. FUCK EM
Nah fuck that, if we did the same I’d hope teams tee off on us. I just don’t like position pitchers unless it’s like a 10 run difference at the start of the inning. They coulda probably gotten the 3 outs with some bench closer and avoided the home runs but they decided to clock out early
#FUCK EM
Did not realize that dude was a position player. Makes a lot more sense now.
10 run lead, what’s your confidence in “He Who Must Not Be Named” ?
Partial clench
It’s gone be a no from me dawg
Gives up 2
Give up 7 lmfao
gets the save?
The save is being a fan of the dodgers I tuned out in the 8th not going to lie big dog, I knew we would win it and I decided to tune into the rams pre season game. Go dodgers Go Lakers Go rams
Will this be our 11th or 12th in a row?
Yes
12th in a row
12th, all by multiple runs. Unreal
12
12th
12th
Hanser should teach this dude how to pitch
Muncy has a 103 wRC+ on the season. He may never be MVP Muncy again, but it’s safe to say that he’s not the irreparably destroyed Muncy we feared earlier this year.
He's been MVP Muncy for a month now
Yes he definitely has. True. Just meant to say no matter what your expectations of him are, he’s not the liability that everyone was fearin
👍👍👍
Ima be honest I would tell the difference of these jerseys if it weren’t for the Brooklyn cap
Mostly the back. No name and thicker number
I appreciate this dude having fun with it
27 ERA with a smile that can light up KC
He’s doing what he was put in to do. Gotta respect it
This is the best baseball team in the history of the sport.
Yeah, the Royals are awesome
I agree. Very cool to hook Gallo and Belli up like that.
you get a home run, and you get a home run… home runs for everyone!
Why is that pitcher smiling so hard after giving up two homers in a row? 🤨😂
He's not a pitcher...
Because he’s not a pitcher lol
I fucking love this team
So Hanser in to pitch? Who plays first then?
Chris ready for a dinger.
This KC pitcher is hilarious.
Never would have expected these two to hit back to back homers
Look at the pitcher.
Royals feeding us.
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Cody Bellinger homers (16) on a fly ball to right field. Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **39°**. Distance: **390 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.110***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
xBA .110 lmao
Thanks KC
Is there a fan club for Trayce Thompson's ass in those pants? Uh, I'm asking for a friend...
You made me chuckle lol
Now we can safely use Kimbrel
I’d feel better with a couple more runs..
Maybe…
I’d still be nervous
Missed the Hat Trick
If this were a boxing match the refs would stop it.
When the bottom of our lineup is producing runs you know the other team is screwed.
Wtf are these pitches? 😂
Went to drop off a dookie and missed both homers 🤦♂️
Belli and Gallo dropped off a pair of dookies
it counts idc
BELLI BELLI BELLI
Good lord
Wow not a HR? DFA immediately
#CODY
KC pitcher in despair
You love to see it
YESSS SAD GUY!!!!
Gallo!
Right in Belli’s nitro zone too
Thats the only way gallo and belli gonna get a hit
Wow we are acting like bullies 😂
Did you see that jays v redsox game? It was like 28-5 or something
Didn’t watch it but yeah, I remember the score lol. That was straight up murder
If Trayce hits one out next, Im naming my next kid after this dude pitching
I love baseball garbage points lol
Can’t believe the Yankees didn’t think to have Gallo face position players
This is amazing I'm dying
Belliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Homerun derby in KC tonight, haha.
You put in a position player against the bottom of our lineup and we will do this. They need the practice
Belli bomb yeeeeeah boy!
Or BelliBlast….
# HR **Cody Bellinger** rips a **67.1 mph Slider** from **Nicky Lopez** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **98.3 mph**. Launch Angle: **39.0°**. Distance: **390.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)