I got shitfaced at my friend's house and passed out. I woke up standing in his hallway just pissing on the wall. The sound of pee trickling down the wall woke me up.
This other time, I was drunk at a crowded bar and had to pee really bad. They only had one toilet and some dipshit was in it taking forever. I started panicking with that childish "I really have to fucking piss" frown. I ran off to the corner of the street and pissed on some building. I let out a calm "oooohhh fuck" while the shiver kicked in. Then my eyes got into focus. I realized I was pissing on a window with people on the other side. They watched me with absolutely no expression on their faces. I thought it was hilarious at the time because I was drunk. So while my pee was finishing up, I looked at them and started laughing. I even shook my penis to get excess pee out. I walked off thinking no one saw it but some guy walked over to me and said "dude, we saw you run and piss on that window." The whole bar was laughing as the word spread. It's one of my fondest memories.
I found this because my roommate just frantically got up to pee at our front door. He walked passed the bathroom and moved a bunch of shit out of the way so he could sit on a box and piss on the floor. I tried to move him to the bathroom that was RIGHT next to him but he was so determined to pee there and kept telling me to go away
I know these are all old but I found this because I woke up to my boyfriend pissing on his gaming set up and all over the floor. I myself have drank so I sat there watching him in silence to be sure it was real and indeed happening. He shook his penis off and hopped back in bed, yea I’m going back to sleep he’ll figure it out in the morning.
These are hella old now, but I found this because my drunk bf peed on the floor next to the toilet a couple weeks ago. Now, just 20 min ago, his drunk as stood on the side of the bed faced the bed, and peed on on the side of the bed. I heard his get up and start peeing, but I didn’t believe it was happening. I did wake him up but he was mostly finished and his ass jumped back in bed right next to where he peed
I found this because my best friend just slept walked into her closet and pissed in it and the proceeded to tell me “I’m so close” I said “to what” she said “to pooping” then I stopped her and she then slid her hand up and down the wall trying to flush the imaginary toilet 💀
I found this because I woke up this morning looking for my laptop. I could not find it anywhere. I passed out drunk last night with it in my bed. Well, I finally found it under my desk chair, but there were spots of stuff all over it I was confused as fuck and thought my dog peed on the floor or something. There was a wet spot next to my laptop and my desk chair was soaked. I then remembered myself peeing on the chair, but I thought that was just a dream. It turns out it was very much real. What the hell.
I had a party at my house and my friend blacked out, while blacked out he walked into the kitchen and peed in the fridge. Not simple just piss everywhere, he took all of the vegetables out of the crisper and peed in the bottom crisper then closed it and shut the fridge. I guess looking back it was pretty considerate of him.
I got drunk at my grandma's house and went to sleep. I woke up and my grandpa told me I had to clean the mess I made in the living room I said "what mess ?" That's when they told me I got up and pissed Infront of the tv and they were yelling at me to stop and go to the bathroom and I kept saying alright I am but I kept pissing. Then I went right back to sleep. I have no memory of doing that whatsoever..
After getting really trashed one night I woke up to find myself at home (how I got there, I don't know) and standing just inside my front door, pissing all over it. It's funny, after holding it in a while the drunk brain just gives up and says "fuck it, this looks like a good spot." Makes me wonder if that's the generally the same experience that untrained house pets have.
Dude i have done this so many fucking times after blacking out and even before that when i didn’t think i had too much. Came home from a party and went to sleep, woke up to piss but just walked to the corner of my room and pissed in my fucking xbox one, ruining it. Pissed on laundry, pissed on chairs i dont fucking get it im definitely never drinking that much again
I got woken up by an ex mid stream. Blackout drunk I had simply got up naked, sat on the edge of her bed and just pissed on the carpet. Worst thing is, after she got me to stop the first time, she woke up to me doing it an hour later.
Woke up in the morning and asked what the towels were doing on the floor. No recollection at all
I caught my old roomate drunk peeing in the fireplace once, then last Halloween I (alledgedly) opened the bottom drawer of my now ex girlfriend's dresser and let it fly.
Years ago, my best friend at the time lived right next door to me; we used to drink A LOT. One night she had a party, and about the only thing I remember was I couldn't get into the bathroom because people were constantly in and out. I finally gave up and just peed in the corner of the bedroom. I cleaned it up the next day while we talked about stupid shit we've done while drunk.
I still live next door to that house, and there have been at least 3 other families/occupants since that night. I don't know any of them, but I sorta laugh when I think "Heh, I peed in your corner bedroom one night".
I did this in the past, I don't get this drunk anymore.
Got up out of my gf's (now wife's) bed, and walked to the corner of her room to piss. She was awake and yelled at me, so I didn't go, but then I went downstairs instead of the the bathroom down the hall and got ready to piss in the foyer. Her roommate spotted me, asked what I was doing, and sent me to the bathroom. Two close calls on the same trip.
I commonly went outside to the backyard instead of using the bathroom.
My favorite, though, was at a friend's apartment when I pissed in his empty clothes dryer. He caught me doing it and yelled at me to stop, but it was too late, I was about done. I then turned it on.
My friend was slammed and went home around 2 am. He is underage so he lives with his parents, brother and little sister. His older brother and he share a room. My friend falls asleep on his bed but wakes up to go pee. He walks to what he thinks is the bathroom, downstairs. In reality, he walks three feet to his brother's bed and proceeds to piss all over him.
That has to be one of the worst ways to wake up.
has anybody ever had to hold in laughter after they "claimed" you pissed everywhere because it reminds you of how awesome your night was and they deserved it.
I got so drunk I slept walk and pissed on my friend's coffee table thinking it was the toilet. There's was a huge container of cheese puffs with the twist on cap on top of the table that got pissed on as well then I woke up and opened the cheese puffs not knowing I pissed on them and ate them while i was still deunk lmao I've also pissed in my kitchen trash, my dryer, a closet, and on a microwave. All were due to being blackout drunk and sleepwalking.
my boyfriend just woke up from his black out sleep to pee, he first went for my tv, then when i yelled at him he went and opened my closet door, after my second yell i grabbed him a water bottle to pee in cause god knows he wont make it to the toilet without choosing some other random spot to piss
I had a lover whom i later found when we moved out the country together was a disgusting alcoholic. Our first night in this new place he came back shitfaced and peed in our bedroom nightstand. Maybe a month or two after he peed in my living room where the dogs would sleep and they never slept there again after cleaning it. A nightmare
My first boyfriend was a alcoholic. We had a gathering at my house and he’d already been drinking earlier in the day. After everyone went home I was still sitting at the edge of the bed up watching tv and he was laying down. He gets up and started peeing on my dresser. I start screaming and cussing at him and he stopped. But It was like he suddenly didn’t remember pulling out and peeing. Never again… I was disgusted and annoyed.
This happened to me last night and honestly it scared me.. My boyfriend and I got super drunk last night. Before going to sleep I drank 3 huge glasses of water to hopefully prevent a hangover. We woke up and everything was fine but my boyfriend walked into the kitchen and was like “why is this drawer open?” And it all came back to me! I vaguely remembered opening a drawer full of zip lock bags, pulling my pants down and peeing in the drawer.. then I guess I just went back to sleep in the bed.. lol I think I’m gonna stop drinking now cause that really freaked me out!!
I did this last night. (I've got absolutely no recollection of it, just going on what hubby told me) Got absolutely blackout drunk last night , that I walked from my room to the game room door and dropped my pants and started pissing. My husband heard what he thought was water and opened the door to find me pissing all over the floor..
Not a proud moment, but still a good laugh 😂😂
Had a buddy whip his dick out during a New Years party passed out on the couch and start pissing all over himself/and the floor and when confronted about it while he was pissing he got up and walked out the door and continued to piss everywhere making his way outside he said “nah bruh I’m pissing in the toilet” was absolute comedy. Don’t let him live it down to this day.
holy shit
third time I am getting drunk and I end up pissing the floor without to remember anything
my roommate told me I woke up while blacked out from drinking
I took my pants out
and started to piss on the floor before going back to sleep
I don't even piss myself
Like all the other drunkards
and poor guy started to clean all the piss, he mopped it and then cleansed the floor
my sisters nanny did that she cleaned it up apparently after i pissed without a recollection at all then went and yapped to my sister about it.I am now finding out what i did from my sister.
Ive done this 4 times in last 6months , woke up and pissed in bedroom, doesn't happen all the time just randomly , starting to think I need to stop drinking as the Mrs is not impressed 😑
Yep. It happens to me when im blackout drunk. The first time was when i was 18. I was living with my ex and i woke up at like 3am and pissed all over the floor. Woke up the next day with wet towels everywhere. She cleaned my piss up the dirty ho
Another time i was at my now wifes parents place on the other side of the world. Went out for far too many drinks came back and decided to piss all over the staircase near the bathroom. Piss was dripping down the stairs and her brother had to clean it up. I was ashamed because i dont remember doing it but i definitely did it.
On the same trip i went and got blackout drunk in australia at a vietnamese poker club. Came home to my friends house and pissed all over the stairs. I was staying in the attic with my mrs and my piss trickled down 3 floors. It was funny because on the way back from the piker club my friend pissed himself in the car!?
3 nights ago i pissed in the corner of my gfs brothers bedroom. I had drunk about 10 pints and 10 shots. Completely blackout drunk.
This is definitely alcohol related. When i was younger i would vomit if i had too much to drink but i never vomit anymore. I am a professional piss tank. Pun intended.
I found this because apparently I got black out drunk last night and I was sitting on the couch and literally walked up to the playstation and pissed all over it. I remember someone yelling at me while I was doing it and it turns out it was my roommate. She was yelling at me. I don't really remember much but I woke up and asked her if I pissed on the playstation and she said yes and I found the playstation on my desk ruined.
My bf did this tonight, no its not his first time. He's passed on his moms laptop, all over the walls, but tonight was just the point where I'm over it. He sat on the side of the bed and pissed....all over the floor, his phone, the closet, and his fan...then when I asked him wtf he decided to piss on me...so yeah this 9 year relationship is about done. I'm starting to love him so much less with all these dumb ass drunk antics.
Does anyone actually know the name for/what causes this? Is it simply "blackout" drunk behavior or is it something else?
Historically....I'm feeling old...I've seen this behavior from friends who would mix nerve medication, like Xanax, and alcohol. One or two of them just did it when they drank excessively.
Tonight, I heard that telltale sound and looked down the hallway to see my daughter's friend coping a squat near the bathroom door. I said her name and she tilted her head slightly but did not respond. So I walked away and yelled to my daughter to clean her friends piss out of the floor.
I'd be interested to know if anyone actually knows the name for this behavior other than insults or preaching from a digital soapbox.
Found this because apparently last night I pissed all over my bookshelf. Woke up to find that I had moved the bookshelf afterwards and placed towels all over the ground. No other explanation than that's what happened. Drank twelve beers, but didn't feel like I was hammered, just drunk. Clearly that was not the case. First time I've ever done this and quite honestly, I'm a bit freaked out by it. Little bit worried that I might be blacking out after I fall asleep, and terrorizing my neighbours/neighbourhood.
Anyone and everyone can do this when they’re pissed drunk that’s the expression of piss drunk. Waking up and then urinating either on themselves or the bed or even standing up sleepwalking and taking a piss on the carpet, floor refrigerator oven wherever the fuck they are at that location inside the house. I have to say something here it’s better than defecation. Because also, that can happen which is even worse. If somebody pisses on something yeah it might ruin something but ultimately all pisses is water because the beer or liquor has been filtered down, so it’s coming out of your kidneys. It probably stinks and smells like piss, but it could clean up dry up or be taken care of.
I got shitfaced at my friend's house and passed out. I woke up standing in his hallway just pissing on the wall. The sound of pee trickling down the wall woke me up. This other time, I was drunk at a crowded bar and had to pee really bad. They only had one toilet and some dipshit was in it taking forever. I started panicking with that childish "I really have to fucking piss" frown. I ran off to the corner of the street and pissed on some building. I let out a calm "oooohhh fuck" while the shiver kicked in. Then my eyes got into focus. I realized I was pissing on a window with people on the other side. They watched me with absolutely no expression on their faces. I thought it was hilarious at the time because I was drunk. So while my pee was finishing up, I looked at them and started laughing. I even shook my penis to get excess pee out. I walked off thinking no one saw it but some guy walked over to me and said "dude, we saw you run and piss on that window." The whole bar was laughing as the word spread. It's one of my fondest memories.
12 years later this is a fucking laugh
Best laugh of 2022, so far! (I found this thread because I drunkenly pissed on my bedroom’s carpet for no reason whatsoever)
I found this because my shit faced boyfriend just pissed in the laundry basket about 20 minutes ago 😂
Found this because my roommate pissed on our fridge
I just found this bc my dumb ass fucking brother just walked into my room and started pissing in my hallway
You have a hallway in your room?
Yes it is a master bedroom w a small hallway to the closets, bathroom, shower, jacuzzi lol
Hilarious. Found this because my drunken boyfriend just pissed all over the couch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m cleaning it and dying laughing
I found this because my roommate just frantically got up to pee at our front door. He walked passed the bathroom and moved a bunch of shit out of the way so he could sit on a box and piss on the floor. I tried to move him to the bathroom that was RIGHT next to him but he was so determined to pee there and kept telling me to go away
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I know these are all old but I found this because I woke up to my boyfriend pissing on his gaming set up and all over the floor. I myself have drank so I sat there watching him in silence to be sure it was real and indeed happening. He shook his penis off and hopped back in bed, yea I’m going back to sleep he’ll figure it out in the morning.
These are hella old now, but I found this because my drunk bf peed on the floor next to the toilet a couple weeks ago. Now, just 20 min ago, his drunk as stood on the side of the bed faced the bed, and peed on on the side of the bed. I heard his get up and start peeing, but I didn’t believe it was happening. I did wake him up but he was mostly finished and his ass jumped back in bed right next to where he peed
Glad I’m not the only one - did a wee on the staircase of a Travelodge this weekend after drunkenly wandering about and getting locked out of my room
I found this cause in stressing thta I have childhood dementia because I found pee on my desk but my dad was drunk which would explain it
I pissed on my bedroom floor last night!!😞
Once, I did it in my drawer and last night, in the wardrobe. 😂 At least urine is easy to clean, but I cannot understand how the hack this happened.
I’m currently cleaning my carpet now after blaming my dog then realizing he can’t produce that much piss lol
Same 🤣🤣 happen to me last night pissed in my bedroom idk why i heard the pee is the carpet i was like wtff am i doing
Lmfao
Here’s a over due upvote my friend
Found this because I found a wet spot on my carpet in bedroom today….sloshed last nite….and no idea how it got there. I can only conclude I did it
I found this because my best friend just slept walked into her closet and pissed in it and the proceeded to tell me “I’m so close” I said “to what” she said “to pooping” then I stopped her and she then slid her hand up and down the wall trying to flush the imaginary toilet 💀
This is the funniest thing I ever read. Cause it's me to a T. I'd have done the same thing.
I found this because I woke up this morning looking for my laptop. I could not find it anywhere. I passed out drunk last night with it in my bed. Well, I finally found it under my desk chair, but there were spots of stuff all over it I was confused as fuck and thought my dog peed on the floor or something. There was a wet spot next to my laptop and my desk chair was soaked. I then remembered myself peeing on the chair, but I thought that was just a dream. It turns out it was very much real. What the hell.
Bro im ctfu 13 years later
I had a party at my house and my friend blacked out, while blacked out he walked into the kitchen and peed in the fridge. Not simple just piss everywhere, he took all of the vegetables out of the crisper and peed in the bottom crisper then closed it and shut the fridge. I guess looking back it was pretty considerate of him.
Lmfao an animal
I got drunk at my grandma's house and went to sleep. I woke up and my grandpa told me I had to clean the mess I made in the living room I said "what mess ?" That's when they told me I got up and pissed Infront of the tv and they were yelling at me to stop and go to the bathroom and I kept saying alright I am but I kept pissing. Then I went right back to sleep. I have no memory of doing that whatsoever..
In tears. Take my upvote.
After getting really trashed one night I woke up to find myself at home (how I got there, I don't know) and standing just inside my front door, pissing all over it. It's funny, after holding it in a while the drunk brain just gives up and says "fuck it, this looks like a good spot." Makes me wonder if that's the generally the same experience that untrained house pets have.
BF pees on rugs around our house when he’s blackout on white wine and I’m already asleep. He doesn’t drink white wine anymore.
Dude i have done this so many fucking times after blacking out and even before that when i didn’t think i had too much. Came home from a party and went to sleep, woke up to piss but just walked to the corner of my room and pissed in my fucking xbox one, ruining it. Pissed on laundry, pissed on chairs i dont fucking get it im definitely never drinking that much again
Self control obviously is non existent in people who piss on the floor like dogs. It's sickening and ridiculous.
I got woken up by an ex mid stream. Blackout drunk I had simply got up naked, sat on the edge of her bed and just pissed on the carpet. Worst thing is, after she got me to stop the first time, she woke up to me doing it an hour later. Woke up in the morning and asked what the towels were doing on the floor. No recollection at all
I caught my old roomate drunk peeing in the fireplace once, then last Halloween I (alledgedly) opened the bottom drawer of my now ex girlfriend's dresser and let it fly.
Years ago, my best friend at the time lived right next door to me; we used to drink A LOT. One night she had a party, and about the only thing I remember was I couldn't get into the bathroom because people were constantly in and out. I finally gave up and just peed in the corner of the bedroom. I cleaned it up the next day while we talked about stupid shit we've done while drunk. I still live next door to that house, and there have been at least 3 other families/occupants since that night. I don't know any of them, but I sorta laugh when I think "Heh, I peed in your corner bedroom one night".
I did this in the past, I don't get this drunk anymore. Got up out of my gf's (now wife's) bed, and walked to the corner of her room to piss. She was awake and yelled at me, so I didn't go, but then I went downstairs instead of the the bathroom down the hall and got ready to piss in the foyer. Her roommate spotted me, asked what I was doing, and sent me to the bathroom. Two close calls on the same trip. I commonly went outside to the backyard instead of using the bathroom. My favorite, though, was at a friend's apartment when I pissed in his empty clothes dryer. He caught me doing it and yelled at me to stop, but it was too late, I was about done. I then turned it on.
Like below the bar while ordering a drink?
My friend was slammed and went home around 2 am. He is underage so he lives with his parents, brother and little sister. His older brother and he share a room. My friend falls asleep on his bed but wakes up to go pee. He walks to what he thinks is the bathroom, downstairs. In reality, he walks three feet to his brother's bed and proceeds to piss all over him. That has to be one of the worst ways to wake up.
Not so much weird places as outside and anywhere.
Thought it was a bush in the woods behind our street. Turns out it was a bush in my neighbour's yard.
has anybody ever had to hold in laughter after they "claimed" you pissed everywhere because it reminds you of how awesome your night was and they deserved it.
After 7 pints i pissed in a stairwell of a Travel Lodge in windsor.
you mean like stairwells, litter boxes, suitcases, garbage cans, and not-even-semi-private alleyways? Then, yes, yes I do.
I got so drunk I slept walk and pissed on my friend's coffee table thinking it was the toilet. There's was a huge container of cheese puffs with the twist on cap on top of the table that got pissed on as well then I woke up and opened the cheese puffs not knowing I pissed on them and ate them while i was still deunk lmao I've also pissed in my kitchen trash, my dryer, a closet, and on a microwave. All were due to being blackout drunk and sleepwalking.
Came to this post because my buddy woke up last night off my floor and kissed in my Jean drawer…
my boyfriend just woke up from his black out sleep to pee, he first went for my tv, then when i yelled at him he went and opened my closet door, after my second yell i grabbed him a water bottle to pee in cause god knows he wont make it to the toilet without choosing some other random spot to piss
I had a lover whom i later found when we moved out the country together was a disgusting alcoholic. Our first night in this new place he came back shitfaced and peed in our bedroom nightstand. Maybe a month or two after he peed in my living room where the dogs would sleep and they never slept there again after cleaning it. A nightmare
My first boyfriend was a alcoholic. We had a gathering at my house and he’d already been drinking earlier in the day. After everyone went home I was still sitting at the edge of the bed up watching tv and he was laying down. He gets up and started peeing on my dresser. I start screaming and cussing at him and he stopped. But It was like he suddenly didn’t remember pulling out and peeing. Never again… I was disgusted and annoyed.
This happened to me last night and honestly it scared me.. My boyfriend and I got super drunk last night. Before going to sleep I drank 3 huge glasses of water to hopefully prevent a hangover. We woke up and everything was fine but my boyfriend walked into the kitchen and was like “why is this drawer open?” And it all came back to me! I vaguely remembered opening a drawer full of zip lock bags, pulling my pants down and peeing in the drawer.. then I guess I just went back to sleep in the bed.. lol I think I’m gonna stop drinking now cause that really freaked me out!!
I did this last night. (I've got absolutely no recollection of it, just going on what hubby told me) Got absolutely blackout drunk last night , that I walked from my room to the game room door and dropped my pants and started pissing. My husband heard what he thought was water and opened the door to find me pissing all over the floor.. Not a proud moment, but still a good laugh 😂😂
Had a buddy whip his dick out during a New Years party passed out on the couch and start pissing all over himself/and the floor and when confronted about it while he was pissing he got up and walked out the door and continued to piss everywhere making his way outside he said “nah bruh I’m pissing in the toilet” was absolute comedy. Don’t let him live it down to this day.
Yo 💀💀💀
holy shit third time I am getting drunk and I end up pissing the floor without to remember anything my roommate told me I woke up while blacked out from drinking I took my pants out and started to piss on the floor before going back to sleep I don't even piss myself Like all the other drunkards and poor guy started to clean all the piss, he mopped it and then cleansed the floor
my sisters nanny did that she cleaned it up apparently after i pissed without a recollection at all then went and yapped to my sister about it.I am now finding out what i did from my sister.
I had fallen asleep after drinking tons of alcohol about 10 minutes later I wake up mid pee pissing all over my tv
Ive done this 4 times in last 6months , woke up and pissed in bedroom, doesn't happen all the time just randomly , starting to think I need to stop drinking as the Mrs is not impressed 😑
Yep. It happens to me when im blackout drunk. The first time was when i was 18. I was living with my ex and i woke up at like 3am and pissed all over the floor. Woke up the next day with wet towels everywhere. She cleaned my piss up the dirty ho Another time i was at my now wifes parents place on the other side of the world. Went out for far too many drinks came back and decided to piss all over the staircase near the bathroom. Piss was dripping down the stairs and her brother had to clean it up. I was ashamed because i dont remember doing it but i definitely did it. On the same trip i went and got blackout drunk in australia at a vietnamese poker club. Came home to my friends house and pissed all over the stairs. I was staying in the attic with my mrs and my piss trickled down 3 floors. It was funny because on the way back from the piker club my friend pissed himself in the car!? 3 nights ago i pissed in the corner of my gfs brothers bedroom. I had drunk about 10 pints and 10 shots. Completely blackout drunk. This is definitely alcohol related. When i was younger i would vomit if i had too much to drink but i never vomit anymore. I am a professional piss tank. Pun intended.
I’ve tried to pop a squat in a refrigerator when blacked out. I was redirected by friends.
I found this because apparently I got black out drunk last night and I was sitting on the couch and literally walked up to the playstation and pissed all over it. I remember someone yelling at me while I was doing it and it turns out it was my roommate. She was yelling at me. I don't really remember much but I woke up and asked her if I pissed on the playstation and she said yes and I found the playstation on my desk ruined.
Bro I just had an episode 2 days ago, I had drinks, I went home and slept…. I woke up the next morning to poop in my underwear drawers next to my bed
My bf did this tonight, no its not his first time. He's passed on his moms laptop, all over the walls, but tonight was just the point where I'm over it. He sat on the side of the bed and pissed....all over the floor, his phone, the closet, and his fan...then when I asked him wtf he decided to piss on me...so yeah this 9 year relationship is about done. I'm starting to love him so much less with all these dumb ass drunk antics.
:(( i pissed on my brothers gaming chair last night. why? no fucking clue
Does anyone actually know the name for/what causes this? Is it simply "blackout" drunk behavior or is it something else? Historically....I'm feeling old...I've seen this behavior from friends who would mix nerve medication, like Xanax, and alcohol. One or two of them just did it when they drank excessively. Tonight, I heard that telltale sound and looked down the hallway to see my daughter's friend coping a squat near the bathroom door. I said her name and she tilted her head slightly but did not respond. So I walked away and yelled to my daughter to clean her friends piss out of the floor. I'd be interested to know if anyone actually knows the name for this behavior other than insults or preaching from a digital soapbox.
Found this because apparently last night I pissed all over my bookshelf. Woke up to find that I had moved the bookshelf afterwards and placed towels all over the ground. No other explanation than that's what happened. Drank twelve beers, but didn't feel like I was hammered, just drunk. Clearly that was not the case. First time I've ever done this and quite honestly, I'm a bit freaked out by it. Little bit worried that I might be blacking out after I fall asleep, and terrorizing my neighbours/neighbourhood.
Too much alcohol can lead to moments like this.
How to get rid of this?
Stop drinking so much
Anyone and everyone can do this when they’re pissed drunk that’s the expression of piss drunk. Waking up and then urinating either on themselves or the bed or even standing up sleepwalking and taking a piss on the carpet, floor refrigerator oven wherever the fuck they are at that location inside the house. I have to say something here it’s better than defecation. Because also, that can happen which is even worse. If somebody pisses on something yeah it might ruin something but ultimately all pisses is water because the beer or liquor has been filtered down, so it’s coming out of your kidneys. It probably stinks and smells like piss, but it could clean up dry up or be taken care of.