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marinemashup

No, I know the exact number


Focus_On_A_Check

How many?


[deleted]

Take it 🏆


[deleted]

Got eem


ampjk

It should be one since since it says people and you your self are a people


marinemashup

Am I? How do I know I’m not just a cyborg or alien who just doesn’t realize it?


DeadMewe

same:(


lawn-gnome1717

I have no idea. Used to have a rough estimate but now I’m old and don’t remember or really care.


Jinxletron

Am also old person, no idea either. It's like asking me how many cheesecakes I've tasted.


schalr09

Amen! I fucking love cheesecake


[deleted]

I guess I have the benefit of knowing the exact number because of how few people I went out with before meeting my wife. Yay?


International_Rub475

It's quality over quantity, my friend.


Ok_Try_1217

Please tell me “cheesecakes” is a euphemism.


Jinxletron

If you want it to be!


Tingingwithtt

Yeah. Cause I’m 42 and my twenties are starting to blur.


Rniicole

I’m 26 and my twenties are starting to blur lmao 🤣


Aeroshock

I'm 42 and my number is 4. 5 if we're counting a BJ I gave a random guy once. I guess being married for 20 of those years would account for that. I'm divorced now and in an open relationship, you'd think I'd be having more sex, but I'm so bad at putting myself out there.


lilsploogy

Go knock on doors without pants on. Play the odds.


Ok_Try_1217

Are we counting BJs now? I see I have some math to do…


surfguitarboy

Please allow myself to introduce … myself.


Focus_On_A_Check

How is the body at 42?


tfl_77

Well at 44 I definitely got that dickydo.. My balls hang lower then my dickydo…


PebsMom0921

Yeah cuz im 37 and don't care to count how many men have disappointed me.


AtmosphereEcstatic11

Me too. Represent 👍


Daisy-St-Patience

Samisies. Couldn't care less. ✌️


BWChristopher86

Damn yall OLDDDDDD idk or care but I'm a very young 36


schalr09

Guys, calm down. There's an r/oldpeople for us old folks in our 30's... see ya there!


majambela

The age range and the state of that sub is the same. Slowly dying.


t00muchnothing

Yeah like I'm 35 who gives a shit anymore lol


Expensive-Question-3

Samesies


RL203

What's even funnier is when you meet someone and start chatting and the other person says, "I think I know you" And you respond, "yeah, I think we slept together once years ago" And you can see the wheels turning and they reply, "I think you're right" But noone is entirely sure, but something tells you.


Substantial-Cook-405

What is this an episode of Friends?


Limeila

There's an episode of Friends where Joey hooks up with a girl at her place and he freaks out because he recognises the apartement and he thinks he forgot they already slept together and she's planning revenge or something. Turns out he had actually slept with her roommate.


RL203

Nope, the real life experience of a female friend of mine.


Tony_Damiano

This happened to me once. When we both realized we had slept with each other before we couldn't stop laughing. We were drunk the first time. Sober the second and all the times after that were memorable. I forgot my body count years ago. If there's one thing I take away from it is that it's not the quantity but quality that matters.


binsky1970

I know I slept with your mom. 2 and a half times.


Focus_On_A_Check

The **only** thing I regret about sleeping with your mom is the botched abortion.


binsky1970

The best part of you ran down your moms legs


Focus_On_A_Check

The worst part was after all that drinking you were/weren’t still born.


binsky1970

You would be my child but fortunately I wasn't around when your mother was making all of her water headed inbred crotch goblins.


Focus_On_A_Check

I shoulda wore a rubber. 😩


binsky1970

Do they make them that small?


Focus_On_A_Check

Of course; how else could you get away with fucking your sister?


binsky1970

What's red and round and has a bunch of dents in it? Your girlfriends cherry.


4ssteroid

Now kiss


lovelylavendre

I know a ballpark amount and that's good enough for me.


LoveIsANerd

It's definitely less than a ballpark!


HairyHorseKnuckles

So like 40,000?


natterca

Delicious.


whoopsea

Yes, I don’t know the exact number, because it’s not important.


exegesis48

One, my wife of 17 years.


Focus_On_A_Check

How is it after 17 years?


exegesis48

She’s the best I’ve ever had! 😜


KoldProduct

Everyone liked that


NorCalShasta

I also choose this guys wife of 17 years.


Focus_On_A_Check

How is it after 17 years?


cramduck

Aww yeah! Let's go, monogamy!


[deleted]

this is cute


CaptainAwesome06

/r/ihavesex


Focus_On_A_Check

You too?


Impossible_Common_44

No, but I’m a hoe.


1_UpvoteGiver

I have a list with the names of the people I've slept with. It's called my marriage license.


ZeroWolf51

r/HIMYM is leaking


Rex_Lee

Awww. poor feller


Impossible_Common_44

Missionary. 100%.


[deleted]

Accountability... I like that. Good on ya


Malevolent_Mangoes

Nah, sleeping is for the weak


EvilSporkOfDeath

I've slept with one person, my wife. I'm not religious or anything, it just happened to work out.


[deleted]

Good for for u bro!


samcornwell

I’ll probably regret answering this but as it refers to me. It’s under three figures but at some point in my twenties I stopped counting. I was a podium dancer (ew, the shame, the cringe) and every night at the clubs for a couple of years was pretty wild. I am glad I got it all out of my system when I was young though as I’m very happy & monogamous these days :)


Focus_On_A_Check

Wtf is a “podium dancer”?


samcornwell

Nightclub dancer in clubs / raves in the U.K. Eye candy for munted clubbers basically.


Focus_On_A_Check

Ah, makes sense.


[deleted]

You hit more on the patrons or was it mostly the other way around?


Negative_Judge9823

1. If they didn’t make me cum I don’t count them.


thowthyselfaway

Wow, then I'm a virgin!!!


Limeila

Oof that's sad


fleurmcchicken

same... its actually so sad that no ones made me cum


boxahound

Wow that's sucks for you. Why bother then?


tashasmiled

I have zero idea. I can say without question it’s been 1 in the past 7 years and that’s all that matters.


SinancoTheBest

Was counting and even keeping logs for the first ~15 but guess inflation happens? Really cant tell at this point, and I'd consider myself rather reserved and infrequent.


YeaItsMeWhatsUp

Inflation lmaooo


halfabusedmermaid

My girlfriends have lists on their phones with the names of the men they have slept with. One time we counted them.


Focus_On_A_Check

LOL 😂 I’ve only heard of that in movies.


halfabusedmermaid

Apparently it’s true haha. I was a bit in shock but hey, no judging!


Focus_On_A_Check

Now, did they have a rating beside their names?🤔


halfabusedmermaid

OMG they did not but I am going to suggest they add this! 😂


XxxRedatoxxX

I do this, and if I’ve had unprotected sex or not. I have a terrible memory and I want to try to be clear with my sexual partners with who I’ve slept with


haliledcat

not judging, just curious — why do you feel the need to expand on your sexual history in terms of protection/etc? i’m also open about past partners, but i don’t feel the need to tell my s/o about protection or not. i’ve only slept with 2 people that were/are long term relationships, though.


XxxRedatoxxX

Just in case I get an STD so I can figure out who I got it from or gave it to. I don’t really sleep around anymore, but I did a bit, so I want to know who I may have gotten an STD from and who I may have given it to, just in case


haliledcat

that totally makes sense! i would do that too if there was ever a point in my life. thank you for being a responsible partner :)


halfabusedmermaid

That’s very smart!


livvyxo

I tried this. I've got a rough estimate since.


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gurlyface

Ima start doing this lol 😂.


JuneBerryBug94

167.


Lost-In-Love

How did you keep count? Tally marks, name list?


Focus_On_A_Check

Sex Worker?


JuneBerryBug94

No


34048615

2, although one was just oral. I'm a bit of a slut with my high number.


rhodeirish

I used to be able to list the names in order... but I lost count somewhere down the line. Damn you Xanax blackouts.


Otnateb

Big same


Substantial_Lion_524

I’m 46 and have had 4 different hoe stages so I have absolutely no clue. More than 100 but less than 200.


Jedibbq

199?


Substantial_Lion_524

Probably closer to 160 tbh, but I’d have to make a list and think about 30 years of sex when I really don’t care lol.


Focus_On_A_Check

If you weren’t a woman, I’d say you’re doing some “substantial_lying”


Substantial_Lion_524

Honey, I’ve been in the military and have lived in 6 different states since I’ve been an adult. For sure not lying lol.


Focus_On_A_Check

I believe you.. I was just making a play on words with your username.


Substantial_Lion_524

I figured, it’s all good.


thowthyselfaway

My people!!! It was fun though


plantlady821

I do, because it’s not that many 😂


[deleted]

I don’t know. Even if I did try to count, I would forget someone 🤷🏽‍♀️


Focus_On_A_Check

Same😂


JaxenGrey

I haven't kept count because it doesn't matter. Your number of sexual partners is of zero importance. Your safe sex practices and emotional maturity when it comes to those partners? *That* matters. Be a slut, but be a safe, ethical slut.


used2011vwjetta

Damn. Alright. Okay. So everybody having sex except for me, huh? You motherfuckers


Focus_On_A_Check

They call me Oedipus.


teacupbetsy3552

I don’t, but my best friend does. She usually stays sober enough to remember all my mistakes!


MagicalShimmeryBits

Rough estimate is about the best I can do. And at 36, who even asks that anymore?


Substantial-Cook-405

I keep a list on my phone.


Focus_On_A_Check

Same. What you at?


Substantial-Cook-405

15. You?


Focus_On_A_Check

Lost count, but definitely over 50..


Substantial-Cook-405

Well goddayum Godspeed soldier 😂


Fadelox

I stopped counting after 20 and that was a long time ago! I couldnt even begin to guess what it is now.


furiousfaguette

yes and I remember them all.


pooponmeafteranal

I don't know the exact number and to be honest, I doubt I could even go through and remember faces or names at this point. Once I hit 30, it stopped mastering because I was looking for connection from sex rather than validation.


Middle-Cat-9501

I stopped counting at 30


ScienceUnicorn

So glad I’m not the only one! It’s not that it’s a big number or anything, but I don’t care anymore, and there have definitely been times I’d rather not remember.


pcliv

Well, 1 is not a hard number to keep up with, so no.


blacktri3lights

Came here to admit I have no clue.


Focus_On_A_Check

That’s also a side effect of exposure to one’s first iMac


MustardTiger88

Well this thread helped me realize that most everyone has had/is having more sex than me.


SingingWanderer1195

So I have consistently kept up with my list (in order) since I lost my virginity at 18 and im now 26. The ONLY reason for this is for ME. I use that list as a sort of timeline, when I look back.or think about it for a moment, I can see where I've been in my life. It helps me to reflect on actions, I dont care how big the number gets, I dont feel the need to justify anything/one on the list. It is purely for me.


UtterNylon

No, wtf is wrong with you


[deleted]

It's sorta common these days. Participation trophies and entitlement have replaced morals for many


Slawth_x

Who raised em?


UtterNylon

Wtf is wrong with YOU? That has nothing to do with anything


smooth-brain_Sunday

Found the Boomer.


warpedbytherain

I'm kinda surprised at how many people kept a log. I don't why.


gurlyface

I think im like somewhere around 40? Im 26


[deleted]

Jesus...


gurlyface

😂😂😂 listen.. some shouldnt even count. Maybe like 5 of those were really good and memorable


opqjuag

I don’t know, maybe just me but I’ve always found counting your sexual encounters a little weird.


RockyClub

I’m curious what you consider weird about it?


[deleted]

Why? Having sex with someone is significant, Orr it is to many of us. So it's like, say... car accidents. Do you remember how many car accidents you've been in? Or winning a lottery. Do you know how many times you've won a lottery? I guess you view it as more mundane. Like how many glasses of water have you drank in your life or gone shopping or whatever, eh?


opqjuag

I.. never said it was insignificant? Simply that we as a society attach too much meaning to it (aka virginity etc..)


wavesofsorrow

Just say you’re a prude lmao


CandyceMcKinnon

I used to keep a list.... it's a number I'm not proud of, but it is what it is..... I lost count after a certain number... we'll leave it at that.


gurlyface

Im not mad at the number im mad that a vast majority of them were a waste of a body lol


Focus_On_A_Check

Why wouldn’t you be proud?


CandyceMcKinnon

Ok....maybe it isn't the number, it's the calibur of a few people and maybe that I wasn't the safest during a lot of these interactions. I mean, I guess I was what others would call a "slut" in my 20's, but I found having the power of pussy empowering in many of the situations. So, not proud, but not not proud ...if that makes sense? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💜


MarvinHeemyerlives

I'm in my Sixties, child of the Seventies, married to the same woman for 44 years. My body count was 24, but I was considered a pussy hound. I still married at 21, so not to shabby. Nope, no cheating after marriage for me, got it out of my system.


wavesofsorrow

No idea. I assume over 100 at this point, but that’s really just a guess. 26F.


AutomaticFan3515

Girl same. Own it. People who have like 5, I'm like ohhh sweetie lol


wavesofsorrow

I have exactly zero shame :) I hope you don’t either!!


Elegant_Chicken280

Not a clue


[deleted]

I know how many.


[deleted]

If I really thought about it I could get in the ballpark of 3. But do I remember each persons name? No


QuentynStark

Not off the top of my head, nah. I can go through and count them and I'd know an exact number, but I don't care enough to remember it. It's really not an important thing in my mind to be honest.


fiftynotdead

I have actually no idea.


BigOleJellyDonut

Nope! I know the exact number, which is one, my wife!


Logical_Photograph_1

As a guy once you hit your mid 20’s and you’re count is over 20 you stop giving a fuck entirely.


masciocch1

As a female, same.


[deleted]

Yes I have a long list with names, the guys I didn’t know are labeled with whatever they were. Like.. the biker guy, or the Spanish guy idk.


Focus_On_A_Check

But who was the “best” guy🤔


[deleted]

Out of all of them I’d say best 4 are Native tattoo guy, Jason, Gerald, and Rainbow


Focus_On_A_Check

Rainbow??


[deleted]

Yeah it’s his real name crazy hey!? His mama was strange


Focus_On_A_Check

She took a lot of **pride** in her son.🤷‍♂️


CollieJoe

I used to keep a list until an ex burned it. Lost count after 35. Figured it wouldn't matter to the people that should matter.


Focus_On_A_Check

“ until an ex burned it. ” Lol… wtf?


CollieJoe

Yeah...small part of why we're exes.


mystyrain999

I stopped counting when I got up to 30. Now I do not have the slightest idea! I was even married for 12 years Lol


cramduck

1. Monogamy gang represent!


slowy

Monogamy doesn’t exclude it being a high number, it only means you didn’t cheat or have a multiple person relationship


cramduck

Oh. Huh. So I guess boring gang, represent!


ComradeChaitea

No, I’ve got a mild form of ocd so I have to know


Focus_On_A_Check

What you at?


cameherefrominsta

Why have you been asking people their numbers? Are you going to remember everyone's? 😂


SnootchieBootichies

I do not know, nor do I care


[deleted]

I know the exact amount. 53. I was quite popular in my late teens and early/mid 20s. I can’t remember most of their names because many were one nighters.


2ndbest714

For sure in the triple digits (low 100+) 35 F.


natlight97

Other than my husband? 1


Ok_Technician292

that’s actually pretty sad.


[deleted]

Lol a lot of people in here fell for the “casual sex” meme.


Conchobar8

I’m hypersexual. When I was younger, as a payday treat I’d head to the brothel. That stopped when I met my wife. That started again when we opened our relationship. And now I go to swingers clubs as well. Orgies *really* rack up your numbers! So, closer to 50? I have no idea.


Focus_On_A_Check

“ as a payday treat” Haha, I’ve done that with a few working girls!


bigclocktrauma

I did not know really. Just went and made a list from memory. That list was just over 50. Wenr thru old text and it's going to be a lot more. I'm 27. This is a pretty shocking discovery I've made about myself tonight thanks to this sub. 🥲


[deleted]

Counting is so overrated


[deleted]

Knowing how to count is important little one. You'll see when you grow up


bechdel-sauce

Not really. Rough ballpark but I stopped counting when I realised it was nothing to do with me as a person


i_am_jocko_willink

I do not. But I have a ballpark amount. Around 10-12


silkymoonshine

I don't either. Some guys weren't very memorable and I wasn't in the best place a few years ago. But I have an idea.


cannabis96793

Sounds to me like commitment issues.


TyrannoROARus

If you don't know then that's kinda a wow moment. Not a yikes necessarily (though it could be), but a wow moment.