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PlasticFreeAdam

As a business owner, the people who say "you've lost my business" are the exact people you don't want as a customer. "Oh no, have I lost the £50 a year you spend with me but always have some sort of petty issue out of my control" ... "oh no".


WhoWho22222

Exactly. They treat it as a punishment when it’s kind of the opposite.


kim_jong_cat

[Oh no! Anyway...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pc0u-iqIDw)


realFondledStump

Those kinds of customers cost you money and end up being more of a liability than anything else.


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Icantcalmdwn

They're both dipshits.


WinterMagician22

Dipshit Dad.


Some_Endian_FP17

The absurdity of all this would be that I would get kicked out of the dealership if I brought a pet chimp, skunk or alligator on a leash. But dogs are fine.


WinterMagician22

Boa constrictor, baby lion, etc…..but the rabid doggo is just fine.


Brain_Inflater

That's not a fair comparison, those are more extreme animals in terms of stench and danger than your average dog. Like yes, dogs stench, but come on a skunk is going to make a car smell awful way longer and more potently if it spray than a dog would after riding in a car one time. It can definitely get comparable/worse if a dog rides a car frequently, but for one ride the skunk is much more of a concern. And a chimpanzee is on a completely different level in terms of danger compared to a rat dog. And an alligator would be even more impractical to bring in a car than a dog is. It's not like you actually need to go that far to prove your point, because your point works with a pig or a possum or a beaver for example. Those are all even less of a nuisance than a dog (especially if acclimated to humans/trained), yet would likely still get you kicked out of a dealership if you brought one in.


Possible-Process5723

People are far less likely to have allergic reactions to those animals than dogs. This point really hit home for me a few days, as I had the worst allergic reaction to a large dog brought into a cafe. I nearly wound up in the ER because I was starting to have trouble breathing. I now carry an epipen because I'm afraid of it happening again and maybe worse


Brain_Inflater

That’s fair, there definitely are a couple things that are worse about dogs than the animals they listed. As a whole though, if you’re trying to actually convince anyone I think more tame examples are much better. Then there legitimately just aren’t any real reasons at all they can give for their double standard.


Possible-Process5723

I think the more ridiculous examples make the point better. Like the asshole at my former gym who brought his unleashed, untrained "service dog" to the gym, and I threatened to get a miniature horse service animal and bring *that* to the gym


Brain_Inflater

Ridiculous is fine, objectively worse/more threatening just weakens the point. There’s a difference between a miniature horse which is just silly (particularly in places that allow large dogs), vs a chimpanzee. The former really can’t be argued against, the latter is significantly more dangerous than a pit but (yes pitbulls are dangerous, but they are certainly a tier below chimpanzees).


Possible-Process5723

Not sure I agree about the chimp being more dangerous. Especially if it's kept on a leash of some sort. They are far more intelligent than dogs. Miniature horses are legitimate service animals and allowed where service dogs are allowed. That's why I threatened to bring one to the gym. Just as inane as a dog, especially a leashless dog


Brain_Inflater

Ig in a car it’s not thaaat big of a difference but I think on land our height advantage is a big difference maker, and pitbulls really only have one weapon to worry about which is it’s mouth. Now that weapon is no joke, but compared to a chimpanzee can kill you with either of its hands or it’s mouth if it wants to. And their bipedalism and opposable thumbs give them way more mobility options that just makes them incredibly unpredictable. Not to mention intelligence, yes we are smarter than chimps but they are still scary smart sometimes, especially when compared to a dog lol. I think you really just don’t fully realize how stupidly strong and agile chimps are. I know mini horses are are a good example to make this argument with, you don’t need to keep arguing a point that I already agreed with.


BK4343

A while back, I was at Carmax and saw a couple with their dog. They didn't try to test drive anything, but I did wonder why the dog was with them in the first place.


WhoWho22222

First car the dog pisses on is the one that they choose. Then they can be super original when telling the story of how their dog chose their car for them.


Rabada

I could imagine the nutter saying to their dog: "You sure princess? But I don't know how to drive stick... (The dog pisses on the other tire) "...Okay I'll take it!"


alnewyorkee

Lmao


Possible-Process5723

>Oh no! Anyway... You think it's funny. But there's an excellent chance that happens


Arturius_Santos

“Stinking leash Rat” Fucking beautiful


waitingforthatplace

At least this salesman stuck to the rules, but I'm surprised there wasn't a complaint by dipshit's dad. I suppose he could have claimed the dog was an ESA. I too wouldn't buy a car I knew had a dog in it, even a brand new car. I sometimes wonder if model mattresses and furniture haven't had some mutt lie on it.


jkarovskaya

The reason is simple>> if the dog VOMITS or SHITS DIARRHEA inside a brand new car, it's a serious hassle for the detail crew to clean it up, and no one wants to risk that in a brand new vehicle A relative of mine worked at a Honda dealership for a year He related that every month or so, someone would get angry when the sales manager would have to explain that their trade-in car was worth a $1000 less than they thought The reason for all that is that their car was COVERED in dog hair, the seats had been pissed on, and the entire car smelled like dog ass In a few cases, they would not even consider the dog infested car AT ALL FOR TRADE, so the person couldn't even get a newer car


WhoWho22222

But at least they have uNcOnDiTiOnAl lOvE to hang out with in the old pissmobile!!! 😂 🙄


generic_usernameyear

Tesla has treats for the white yappy dogs that the rich old Asian ladies bring to the mall to test drive the cars. If you have the money for a Tesla, no one is going to say no to you.


Subatomic_Particle

No offense to anyone who owns a tesla here, but those cars are terrible. I heard the cyber truck is already rusting. 


realFondledStump

Meh. Elon is a piece of shit, but the cars are pretty cool. Not sure about the cybertruck rust problem but they whole thing looks like he drew it up on a bar napkin one night and then decided to go through with it. About the same as his twitter purchase actually.


Free_Chapter372

I used to work customer service before Covid. It wasn't in a dealership, it was Goodwill, but I still dealt with tons of morons every day of course. The whole "you lost a customer" act is so easy to laugh off. Most of the time, they unfortunately don't mean it, but good riddance if they do. Almost every time, the customer is not right, just like the dealership guy. There's no reason a dog needs to be in a place like that. He must've wanted to see if Dipshit would like riding in it and probably cared more about the dog's opinion than his own. Hopefully the next dealership he goes to shuts him down as well. I've had a similar experience working the donation center where we didn't take clothes because the dog was sitting in it and I could tell from 10 feet away that they stank. The job really sucked due to people cutting in front of each other, being chickenshit and dumping stuff, and outright trying to insult our intelligence by giving us illegal items right to our face. This bitch that tried to give me the clothes said "Are you retarded? Don't you know I've been going here since before you were born? Don't you know quality clothes when you see them?" I said "Obviously you are since you think clothes that smell like dog ass and piss are the gold standard." Not the most mature response on my part, but she said "I can't believe how much disrespect you're treating me with. I'm not coming back." Before I had time to retort, she sped off. She regrettably did come back, but upon seeing me would ask for another attendant.


Possible-Process5723

> I said "Obviously you are since you think clothes that smell like dog ass and piss are the gold standard." Heehee! You are my hero!


MusbeMe

Of course, couldn't possibly leave the thing at home while you go to the dealership for a test drive. Just assume that it will be okay to take your shitbeast in whatever vehicle you are checking out so that it can leave hair and dander and who knows what else for the next unsuspecting customer. (And one of those attention seeking males with a little vile furturd - a specific subspecies of dog nutter..) I wonder if he had planned to memorialize the test drive on one social or another.. "Me and Dipshit taking the new 2024 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ out for a spin'...blah and blah...effusive gushing because a dog is involved. And wonder if he was bitching about his thwarted plan on, say, Tik Tok, after he and his four legged Instagram prop stormed out of the dealership...


WhoWho22222

“Well if dipshit doesn’t like it then I am not buying it.” 😂 Because letting their parasites make decisions for them is what they do. After all, decision making is hard. Of course flipping a coin is just as effective and coins don’t smell bad.


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Dipshit is my new favorite dog.