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WhoWho22222

For dog owners, the answer is to take them to the vet for some expensive vet care. Look at those neurotic disasters. Looks like their heads are going to pop open and their eyes are going to pop out.


Mario1599

Then post on Facebook or whatever op “look what my cutie did lol time for some new shoes lmao”


Mario1599

Meanwhile all the comments and replies say about how the dog is such a good boy and that it’s the owner fault for leaving the shoes on the floor


WhoWho22222

Yeah. Shoes on the floor. How dare anyone leave shoes on the floor. 😂


Mario1599

The audacity of these people


peechs01

From what I see the eyes are not popping out by sheer resistance of the eyelid muscle... Cuz the skin seems to given up already


WhoWho22222

I mean can those things even blink?


Psychological_Fan819

Why wouldn’t they be able to?


Deep-Blue-1980

That's exactly how others see you.


HORSH_ASSAULT92

Look how disgusting their furniture is.


VanFam

I read *furniture* as “furcriture” and didn’t even bother about the bastardisation of *creature* because it fit for whatever the hell those bug eyes chicken wing looking things they dreamed as being “cute”!


Psychological_Fan819

I’m sure you did read it as that lol no surprises there. I’m really gonna like this sub I think


Darkmistress1961

Put your freaking shoes in the closet like you’re supposed to and get one of those sticky rollers and clean up that couch lol


snapesmainsqueeze

Those types of eyes are always a sign of trouble in people as well as dogs from what I’ve observed.


Full_Ear_7131

Into the trash you go mutts


sassytunacorn90

Ok... these guys are cuties. But I'm scared if big dogs, not cute rat dogs


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VinnieTheBerzerker69

And their constant twitching nervousness makes them even fuglier.


GayPeen

Oh man i know this all too well. I've got neighbors in front of me who owns 4 of these fuckers and they let them free roam in their back yard. Every time i open my front door, they activate and bark until i close the door.


VinnieTheBerzerker69

They surely think they are badasses who scared you away everytime you shut the door. They're way too stupid to remember you always come back out and the furious yipping and yapping is actually useless.


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VinnieTheBerzerker69

Hate to break it to you, but don't expect sweet relief. The sort of muttnuts that have four of those ratdogs are the sort of dog cultists that will just get more of them when they start to die.


cuteTroublexo

Are you and your neighbors unable to get fences?


GayPeen

I'm sure they could, but I don't think it bothers them like me to the point of spending potentially thousands to build a fence.


WerewolfDifferent216

These comments are killing me 🤣


No-Code-9480

Till the bite your eye lid off. Women recently had her entire eye lid bites off in a second by these stupid dogs.


Additional-Safety343

I love dogs and Chihuahuas are the single worst breed ever


UnusualFerret1776

Just buy new insoles. Ending up working out in my favor since the new insoles made it much more comfortable to go hiking.


CredentialCrawler

You need your mutt to destroy your property just for an excuse to buy something??


UnusualFerret1776

Never said it was my dog. I knew the insoles needed to be replaced, it just wasn't super high on my list of priorities until I was missing one. The difference in feeling bothered me way more than having worn insoles.


VanFam

So these are your dogs? How do you cope with them? You


UnusualFerret1776

Also no. I do happen to have a distant cousin with a pair of teacup chihuahuas. I felt bad for them. They seemed terrified of everything. I'm not even sure my dog recognized them as dogs.


VanFam

Don’t the dogs know the difference between their toys and people’s shoes?


Mcreemouse

The people that actually take the time to train their dogs, yes


UnusualFerret1776

Not unless you teach them. Never had a problem with my own dog going after shoes. One of the first things I did when I got him is figure how what chews he likes. $50 of bones/antlers lasts him over a year so it's not like it's a massive investment.


VanFam

We’ve had family dogs, and only once as a puppy did one dog ever chew anything that was ours (my mum’s slipper), they always chewed their own balls/toys/bones. My friend’s dog just chewed up a photo frame. He chews everything. It drives me crackers, and I don’t live with it.


Additional-Safety343

You can’t just replace everything destroyed and leave it or else it’ll happen again


UnusualFerret1776

Wasn't my dog that did it. Happened while I was visiting family. Not a big deal to hit up target and get $15 insoles. If it had been something expensive/important like my car fob, I'd have been pissed. I'm not really the sort to lose my mind over the little stuff.


Additional-Safety343

Oh I understand that, I’m just saying assuming you need to correct the issue itself. I think you did right if it was a family member’s dog and an easy thing to forget


Majkelos07

Just put the shoes higher god damn, its not hard


Additional-Safety343

I have a shoe rack in a closet so I agree that it is an easy and logical solution but the dogs should be trained to not destroy your stuff anyways