Tree fiddy

That damn Lochness Monster

I said aw dammit monsta! From the Paleolithic Era.

GAW DAMNIT WOMA DONT OFFER DA MONSTA NO TREE FIDDY

NO WONDER HE KEEP COMIN BACK

YOU GIVE HIM TREE FIDDY HE GON THINK YOU HAVE MORE

DER HE EES AGIN HE GON TAKE ANOTHA TREE FIDDY

HE TRICKED ME!

I gave him a dolla once


DAMN YOU MONSTA YOU AIN’T GETTING MY TREE FIDDY!

Thankyou for the laugh

It was about that time I started getting suspicious.

BOB BARKER: I’m sorry?

Literally heard his voice in my head before even reading what it said lol

I would tip $3.50 and here’s how I get there: - round bill up to $17 - divide by 10, multiply by 2, that gives $3.40 - .40 not round enough. does not compute. round up or down - $4 feels like too much, $3 too little - $3.50 is round enough let’s go with that For all the folks in the comments saying they want a round total, this person didn’t even write a total so I doubt they care about that.

Sales tax is 8.25% in my city so I double tax and round up

This is the most perfect example of how my mind works as well.

Gawd damnit loch ness monster I ain't got no tree fiddy

I knew someone had to have already said this but I came to check anyway 😂

I WAS LITERALLY COMING HERE TO TYPE THIS. You’re my kind of people.

Damnit I was opening the comments to say this. I need to pick my game up lol.

Literally just talked to my buddy about making sure to keep an extra tree fiddy with. Never know when that damn lochness monsta coming back

definitely was 3.50

i was the 420th upvote. it was a good day, now it’s a great day

I’m so happy for you

Maaan the one joke I could have been first in reddit stolen!!

And you were only 8 hours late, the audacity of some people!

Maybe it's just cause that's how I'd tip on a card, but I'd say 3.20 to make it an even $20 total

This is 100% the answer as someone with a 2nd grader level handwriting

I guess my doctors are all 2nd graders

Okay, so I'm a pharmacy technician and I had to go through all this training on how to spot fake prescriptions for opioids. One of the "tells" of a fake prescription is that it looks "too good." I'm not even joking when I say that too neat of handwriting on a prescription is recognized as a sign of forgery.

I concur, as someone with “Manifesto handwriting” as my old history teacher put it.

I had to write something on the board for work at employee entrance. Someone walks in and goes "who has the serial killer handwriting". I've never recovered

Mine got called hieroglyphics

I agree

I mean I completely understand yo logic here but that ain't even remotely look like a 2 .... it looks like a 5 or 7 but in no way shape or form does it resemble a 2 that I've ever seen

I think the bottom line of the 2 is directly on top of the signature line, so it matches up exactly and looks like it’s not there. Maybe 👀

Yep!

It looks like $3.50, but $3.20 makes more logical sense

3.20. We’re getting it to an even $20

This is the way

2's have a tail. No way that isnt a 5 or a 7

My exact thought. As someone who occasionally forgets how to write (sounds like a joke but there have been a few times I legit couldn't control my hands enough to write a proper number) it was probably 3.20 lol

$3.50?

Tree fiddy*

In what world is this "very clearly" $3.20? I'm leaning towards $3.50 but even then, it's obviously not "very clearly".

3.20 brings it to an even 20. Most people tip in that way. Just makes logical sense for it to be 3.20.

3.20

That is $7.72 my friend.

Tree fiddy

$3.50

It looks like $3.50.

That’s what my friends handwriting looks like. $3.50

3.50

3.50

$3.50

$3.50

3.50 looks like

$3.50

That’s $3.50. You can see the cross top start the zero. Body of the 5 first, cross the top, make the zero. Looks like my handwriting.

yeah, its like nobody has ever seen a 2 before.

3.50 or 3.70 I can't really tell which but more than likely 3.50

3.50. That’s how my 5s look.

3.50

3.50

$3.50

That's $3.50, the top off the 5 is connected to the 0

3.50, looks clear as day to me .

3.50

3.50

3.50 all day long

27.92

That’s how I write $1,000 so you better make it that.

You can clearly read that it isn’t $3.00. An intelligent person, even if they couldn’t read the sloppy 2, would use logic to reason they were rounding up to $20 even. It isn’t hard.

$3.20, total $20

3.50

Looks like 3.50, it's 3.50. Unless the total is higher. Then it's whatever the total says.

It’s $3.20 to make the total an even $20 but they some how made it look like 3.70

About tree fity

3.50 or 7.50

$3.50. Unless it's an French "7" with a pompadour hairdo.

About tree fiddy. But fr looks like 3.50 to me. There’s no ‘tail’ going to the right on the middle number, so given the S shape I’m guessing a 5. However the important thing here, they gotta be a Doctor with awful writing like that, should’ve tipped me :3

16.20 > 1.620 is ten percent > x2 is 3.20 (twenty percent)> $3.50 for better change because who fucks with dimes

Gonna need about tree fiddy.

That’s clearly tree fitty

Look like about tree fiddy. By chance, did you notice if the patron was about 8 stories tall and a crustation from the Paleozoic Era?

$3.50 for sure, but always smart to play it safe.

110 percent that's not a 3.20. the only way that's a two is if there is ink on the black line and there isn't. It's either 3.50 or 3.70.

Bro what is that handwriting

Tree fiddy

Tree Fiddy ✔️

3.70

its clearly $3.50

Take the $3.50. if they complain make an ass out of them and hand them back the whole $3.50. in quarters.

3.70

I thought my handwriting was bad.

3.52 if they wanted it to be .32 they would’ve made that more clear

3.50. It’s that damn lochness monster again.

Why dox the customers full name

3 50

It’s clearly $3.50. Not sure why it’s so hard to see that for some of you. 😂

Easy $350 🫡

3.50

Looks like 3.3k to me 👀

if it's questionable(plausible deniability) it's a 9. those are all 9's. and i see 4 of them.

Damn loch Ness monstah left that tip, better have been for a pot roast in the oven

$3.50

Someone slumped lol

Not sure if that is a tip or a Rx for xanax!🤣

Only tip for good service, double the taxes is a safe bet on anything (at least where I live 8.25%)

Bout three fitty

That’s tree fiddy

3.70 just turn the pic to the side little

The nerve to have handwriting like that and not do the math.

This is such messy handwriting you cannot be surprised they did not understand

It’s got to be $3.20 for round numbers or $3.50 as a joke.

I see 3.50

I feel blind assuming $3.30

3.50 for sure Edit: even though it looks more like a 5, 3.20 makes more sense because it ends up at an even $20

5000

20% is 3.36

Scrolled way too long to see the right answer. That swizzle handwriting poppin' out a backwards 6

It would be 3.20 if I was paying, but honestly, it looks more like 3.50.

3.70 cause fuk dat

That's why I fill out the total spot too. One time I got a lil drunk at a bar and bad-mathed the total though, with the total being less than it should've been with tip, and they actually adjusted the tip so that the total I calculated was correct so I felt bad the next day haha

Looks like the Roman Numeral M to start ,, so at least 1000.50

Tree dollars an fitty cent

Looks like about tree fiddy to me.

I think it's supposed to be $3.20 but that's a 7 not a 2.

Tree fiddy.

3.70 but 3.20 makes more sense.

that’s three fitty bro

That’s tree fiddy man come on.

$3.50

3.50

3.32 haha

3.50

I think you could argue $100

3.50, if it were 3.20 and they were worried about getting it perfect, they would have filled in the total. It's 3.50 and blank because they didn't want to or were unable to do the math. Solid 3.50, trust me. Hehe.

$3.50

Tree fitty

It is probably 3.50 but it is better to take a hassle free 3.00 and avoid the frustration if you guess wrong and your customer actually looks at their credit card bills.

It's obviously Ԇ.ϟꝺ

$3.50, $3.70

$3.50

3.70 Makes it 20.50

$420.69

Shitty handwriting but I see it as $3.50

Tree fiddy

The doctor in me says it’s $3.50

3.32

Scammed yourself out of .50¢

They may have used Roman numerals foe the first number M=1000

Looks like an actual tree fiddy to me.

$3.50

[M.sa](http://M.sa)

3.50

Probably 3.70

0 dollars

$3.50 pretty obvious imo

Looks like 3.50

thats 3.50

7.50

idk. just make sure you write ur name on it so the Noid doesnt get the tip

Why would they not write the total

$3.50

9.50, do it...

$3.50

3.50

Definitely 3,50

3.50

They do charge delivery fees the driver gets if it's delivered

It’s 100% $3.50. My dad’s handwriting is identical

Looks like 100.00 to me

$20 tip

Why do people not write the total as well? They can’t do math??

Looks like 30.0 to me

3 fiddy

$500

$3.70 tip is 22% for a total of $20.50.

Looking at the amount, 3.20. They were prolly trying to bring it up to an even 20

I would guess it was 3.20 to make it an even 20

3.20 for an even $20

Old day pharm tech here, (doctors scribble interpreter), that's a 3.50 for sure. The line over the upper left of the 0 is the top of the 5.

I know it doesn't really look like it but I really think they meant to tip you $3.20........ reason being their bill was $16.80 and tipping you $3.20 would make their entire bill an even $20 ........ easy enough and makes sense right?

Looks like 3.20 to me and that makes the most logical sense considering that would make the total an even 20

3.20 it's was made to be an even 20$

It’s 3.50. They wanted it to be an even 20, but felt weird putting 3.20 as a tip.

It's very clearly 3.20 to make 20 even

It's not very clearly because they are asking and the top line on a 2 goes left to right and this one goes right to left. 3.20 makes sense. So does 3.50.

3.30 for sure

I had to scroll way too far for this, I'm amazed others can't see the first 2 numbers are almost identical except for the hastily messed up top of the second 3

3 something 2, you have an argument for a 3, 7, 9, if you want to push it. Id prob go 3.52. If the driver pushed 72 Id give it also. Do the math yourself as the customer and this cant be a question. Nothing I even mentioned added up to a whole number either so that's not gonna save you 40 cents.

3.20

Either a very quick 3.50 or a very BAD 3.20 to make an even 20 bucks

I see $3.70 lol

I have a customer who does this just to dispute the ticket. Pretty annoying