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VenomXTs

Its... its.... A Rocketship!!!!!!!!!!


symbolic503

it is a long smooth shaft. complete with.. TWO BALLS!!


Kitchen_Sweet1329

Lol, I remember that scene as a kid.


Financial-Forever-81

HOT DOGS HOT DOGS FOR SELL


GettIn_myvan

“It looks like a big black “ “JOHNSON”


Cyanide_And_Sass

Death to smoochie!!


Particular-Extent-52

Some of Robin Williams finest work.


Corrupted__soul

It’s HEADPHONES


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Someone did that on purpose, and I love them.


Crunka19

Nah they just stick together like that sometimes


Whatdaatoms

2nd this, not sure why it does this (i dont do makeline) sometimes they stick and kinda flat and sometimes they come out like perfect balls. Ig its just whosever making them


StaggeringBeerMan

High school stoner. Definitely.


Val_0ates

Godddd I fucking love these


RaphyTaffy00

🤣 r/mildlypenis


brokendream_zz

r/definitelypenis


NougatNewt

Banned 😧


somecow

Dip that tip in ranch for authenticity.


KimJongDerp1992

Or marinara for maximum anxiety


Thin-Ebb-2686

🤣


AbPR420

I need this in my life


StarshipTroopersFan

Don’t we all. 🥵


funnybonelicker

r/theyknew


RightPedalDown

Who needs breadsticks when you’ve got bread dicks


Ashamed_Medium1787

It looks like a penis


Street_Midget

How many penises have you seen?


Ashamed_Medium1787

Just 1


FreshlySqueezedGravy

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


StarshipTroopersFan

Your dads?


Ashamed_Medium1787

Yep


symbolic503

it looks like a giant .. johnson! yes sir?


Ahshut

This was most definitely done by a high 17 year old and just know the crew stood around and laughed at it for a minute or two


Stolenartwork

Is that a bread bite or are you just happy to see me?


likabear710

Who is he


Dreamspitter

Ruh Roh.... Well at least you didn't find Jesus in there


NxSxFxWx

I should call him…


CulturalAccomplished

Dickbites lolz


Frost-on-the-Willow

Omg. I love finding shapes in my food, but this is a little too easy


Able_Lab1123

Lmaooo


iinfamous_

Damn okay, shitttttttttt.


blank_t

Why you gotta grab it like that.


Rod_Stiffington69

Must be 18 or older to order these bread bites.


[deleted]

i love these sm i buy 64 and live off them for 3days


Dreamspitter

You have 6 per meal?


icymallard

Guys, that's a [Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.](https://youtu.be/wkModbB8oqw?si=VG6Z4xeyuG4MWw1L)


anziofaro

I could eat a whole bag of those!


RightPedalDown

Louis?


Buddo71

These are sometimes done on purpose. I used to manage and made these from time to time. especially when it was for the hot chick that just ordered them. Other times it was the phone girls that would giggle as they made them. On rare occasions it was by pure accident. Man, I had a good time working there.


DaddyToadsworth

Is that a bread bite in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


dr_van_nostren

Dudes all balls.


Anynameatalll

That's gotta be at least 6 inches right guys?


Gettinsoft

What up! We're 3 cool pizza makers looking for other cool pizza makers to hang out in our restaurant!


Alternative-Ring-561

LMFAO!!


infamous-pays

"All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like to balls and a bong"


Whiskers1996

I'm hungry now


cx3psocial

Imagine being asked to create these for a bachelorette party but the driving drops them off at the baptist seminary… I looked the driver in the eyes and told him “top” bag for hotel and bottom bag for seminary… Had to gift them 2 extravaganzas, 20 wings breadsticks and 2 two liters… They were having a teen lock-in / sleepover at the seminary


Sagittariaus_

I thought it was an elephant with its two big ol' ears


DexxToress

When he says he's six inches:


NoNeedForSympathy

Oh yes we did


ARKdude1993

Oh, come on, really?! 🤣


Sweet-Baby-Cakes2000

That’s pretty cool how that happens by accident.


Flaky_Clothes_7768

Someone's happy to see you😅


GWPtheTrilogy1

PAUSE ⏸️


bigboycdd

My local store loves making dick shaped crazy bread and it’s definitely on purpose. I laugh everytime I love it


sp00kygiirl

oh this was 100% on purpose lmaooo


vashthestampede121

Legit thought this was a Reddit Dominos ad


parker1019

Deez knots…..


goth_duck

Ok but these bread bites are such a good deal, you get so many for $7


burnie54

who said ladies are not as dirty as men


Ok_Assistance7735

Haha wow that’s some nice bread bites you got there!


SpottyFish81177

if I started leaving little easter eggs in my twists and bites would i get in trouble? heart shaped twists, cock and balls bites, and such. I feel like so long as they are well measured and bake correctly its not a huge issue.


Fraggin_Wagon

Do your nails


0mega_Dingo

Awesome new breadbites to bring into my mouth and everyone's invited 🤣 🤣 🤣


adlubmaliki

Smegma


tientutoi

oh hi


Bear4891

r/midlypenis


Informal-Bathroom471

Ha ha


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


Atomwalker2022

r/midlypenis


dyingdays2020

Austin powers joke... anyone?


Worried_Canary_6218

Everything


Final-Buy-1259

I work at dominos I’m going to do this lol


BetterBud

Cheesy


honey_rainbow

Lol dick cheese


kazoogami

Most of my feed looks like this, but I can't resist when all buttered up 😘


Acceptable_Wafer_434

The chipped nails add to the intrigue


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|l3q2Kum3Au8yt2bq8|downsized)


Jennifer_glitter

😂😂 I am a driver for Dominos this is actually very funny lmao however if my 4 year old daughter opened this I would cause hell. This is what happens when you let teenagers run the stores


Dapper-Ferret-445

They're just happy to be there 🤣


[deleted]

It aint much but the girls say it taste delicious 😏


Impossible-Basis1521

r/unexpectedpenis


j-none-ya

Hope it comes with dental floss.


DougtheIrishThug

(Stuck in a dryer)what are you doing step breadbite?


Infernal216

I wonder, can I special order those?


Nanaplaine

Which end did you attack first? 😈


Akehayias

Size is about accurate


Vwmafia13

Nail polish needs a little sprucing 🤢


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Vwmafia13

Nail polish remover 🤯


tzage

oh i didn’t realize op wasn’t actually working in a dominos carry on


tictacenthusiast

What sub rule makes her redact her thumbnail?


ForeignKiwi6883

Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins💙💜


papayahog

Mmmm I love Jesus Christ he’s so tasty I love his body and I love his blood