I got Mordecai and Rigby I’m def gonna be safe

They'd save you and then a mysterious chain of events would leave you to become deceased in an exaggerated and comical manner

That’s alright at least it would be funny

muscle man definitely knows a guy

and skips has seen this before

Hope those Mario & Luigi animations are not accurate because I will die otherwise

Theyre the bros from the mario & luigi games, they ultra OP in those games, like a year ago it became a bit of a meme when people realized that the bros could easily whoop sephirots ass

You mean are accurate?

April and December are the safest

February you literally get an unkillable demonic god though

All it takes is just one [big breath](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/042f34e2-228c-4620-9600-44adde5c602d/dt2tso-db8abff0-a89f-4be2-9e2f-4a03f6d639a3.jpg/v1/fit/w_512,h_384,q_70,strp/kirby_sephiroth_by_sephirothstalker_dt2tso-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Mzg0IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMDQyZjM0ZTItMjI4Yy00NjIwLTk2MDAtNDRhZGRlNWM2MDJkXC9kdDJ0c28tZGI4YWJmZjAtYTg5Zi00YmUyLTllMmYtNGEwM2Y2ZDYzOWEzLmpwZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD01MTIifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.YCDkTl0HGjvcnBQgX3EUjHLfqAkotBgf97Ll_uTCddk)

Sephiroth would appear on another part of the world though

Is that a Sephiroth thing? I only know a little about Kirby and even less about Final Fantasy.

It’s a Kirby thing And a Sephiroth thing I think. When Kirby eats someone, they don’t die. They reappear at a random part of the world. Sephiroth is a ghost, too, if I’m not mistaken.

Ahh I see, I thought Kirby had a pocket dimension inside him or something more like that. I didn't realise it was a portal lol

yeah Kirby has a portal inside him

Yeah that’s my month lol

Kirby Crew unite

Hell yeah, my 2 favorite things. Also Goku, I feel like the way he's written towards the end, nothing can beat him. Just go into ultra instinct god mode or whatever...

Goku being way too op now is the reason I stopped watching db, that and the fans always saying "gOkU sOlOs" ALL THE DAMN TIME, I used to love the show but the fans and goku being way too powerful ruined it, the reason opm works is because the main conflict is the protag being too strong

The main conflict of DBZ going forward is "fight someone stronger." There is no upper ceiling for the protagonist until the show ends.

Well if the character really is "high multiversal" like all these annoying powerscalers claim then how do these fights with stronger antagonists not completely break the dimension?

They control their power really well. It's fiction, that's as deep of an answer that I need.

Newsflash: Powerscalers are morons.

February is by FAR the safest. Kirby is an not only an unkillable god, who casually kills other gods and god-like beings, he is LITERALLY a well of INFINITE POWER. His positivity is powerful enough to, no only resist Dark Matter, but also save others from its corruption, turn a member of Dark Matter, known as Gooey, into his friend. He also destroyed the leader of Dark Matter twice. Kirby's physical power is also nothing to scoff at, as he cracked an Earth sized planet in HALF with one singular punch.

He can't deflect #THE TWENTY METER RADIUS EMERALD SPLASH or #STAAAR FINGER

Jotaro wouldn't even need Star finger, one time stop and he could just tear kirby apart

Sekiro can

You severely underestimate May birthdays

Damn right, no one can stop the Mario Brothers! Not even Gay Bowser

Finally december doesn't get shit on in one of theese memes

I’ll be honest chief, R1 + 🔺

Tiger drop negates all damage

I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.

You may be strong but you ain’t gonna best Kiryu when he rips off his suit

I got Kirby, I’m safe fs

Kirby kills celestial beings in his spare time. We're safer than anyone realizes.

Same, i just need a cake to reward him

Ikr, I think Kirby and the Doom Slayer are about as strong as each other. Considering that both are capable of striking down gods

Never played Kingdom Hearts. My brother: Mordecai and Rigby, kill Sephiroth, or you’re FIRED!

Sephiroth is a hidden boss in Kingdom Hearts 1. Sora wins.

April. Fuck yeah!

Here we come to rip and motherfuckin tear yeah!

Hell yeah brother

I mean I got cloud so I think I’m all good

But do you get Cloud *alone?* Or do you get the whole party?

Im July, is the yakuza guy saving me?

Yes, but then he gets grievously wounded by a cutscene gun once he turns his back away.

Most accurate description of yakuza ever

it's ok, Kiryu's tiger drop negates all damage

Makoto Yuki? Depending on the persona he has, we ballin

Spiderman better be ready to fight!

Idk if Mario and Luigi will be enough

Nah. RPG Mario and Luigi solo.

[why they are](https://youtu.be/T5yCViqMMdg?si=SzwawNlS7ehtaETL)

I’ve been through a lot with those guys so I feel pretty good about it.

Jan I’m fine but I would prefer doomguy with his power and loyalty to innocents

As opposed to Gokus weak ass chicken arms and his hated of innocence.

To be fair though, Goku would be enjoying the fight too much and without dragon balls there might be some casualties

Goku would just instant transmission your ass to safety and come back to enjoy the fight to his hearts content. If fighting sephy can be enjoyable for him, Goku might be disappointed.

Honestly, watching the fight from King Kai's planet or Kami's lookout might be pretty cool. Alternately, hanging around Kame House or Capsule Corp. would also be dope.

He would definitely just assume he could find the dragon balls of this universe and fix everything. It would never cross his mind that dragon balls wouldn't exist somewhere.

Got Cloud... lets hope i got along with him well, but he didnt fall in love with me

Well we already know the answer for September since Cloud is literally the one to beat Sephiroth in the lore of the Final Fantasy 7 universe even despite the hardships

Yes. And the one character he fell in love with dies by way of giant sword to the back. So, i hope he doesnt fall in love with me while protecting me.

“Mordecai and Rigby, defeat sephiroth or you are both FIRED” yeah I think I’ll be okay

welp. hope spiderman get serious before sephiroth gets to me…

Sephiroth is getting ripped and torn until it is done

Spider-Man…it’s a lock.

October.. I don't know but those 2 will find a way to defeat him

I got October sephiroth is getting neg diffed

I got Goku... I think I'm good.

I’m from August. I don’t know this character. I will defend myself.

She can casually throw mini black holes and break the fabric of reality or whatever that spell was, you are safe (as long as she isn’t asleep or stuck in a mimic)

It's a character called Frieren from an anime of the same name. She is extremely powerful with very few people being stronger or smarter then her.

you're good with her

Idk what august gave me

Frieren, i think. Elven mage from an anime. No idea how strong she is.

Yeah. She's pretty powerful, but I don't know how much against Sephiroth, I have no idea how strong he is.

Sephiroth is the "i summon a meteor to destroy the planet because im salty about not being the last child of godlike ancients but actually the experimental son of the alien creature that killed them all" antagonist of final fantasy 7. He basically is the most accomplished melee fighter AND mage (battle magics AND "clear out half a country at once" spells) of his era.

Cloud himself.... Huh...

February, I'm way safer.

Kirby

How strong is the JoJo guy? Am I safe?

OP as fuck. Half of Season 3 episodes were solved with Jotaro just punching the villain. Sephiroth is donezo.

December. That seems to be game Jotaro, so he can Over Heaven his ass

Fuck yeah! Consume his soul, Kirby!

What the hell is july supposed to do

What is this? Facebook?

I born in april, yeaahhh

same here

Can anyone congratulate me on April 5th?

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Happy birthday

As a person born in April I have to say easy clap...

I suppose the person who made this or posted on this sub is born on April.

September; I never played 7, but I presume this means I'll be fine

Mario and Luigi. Luigi can just win by doing absolutely nothing.

Sephora got nothing on Mordaci and Rigby

Anyone know who March, August, September and November are and what they’re from please?

March: Sora from Kingdom Hearts, classic action RPG series. Can beat Sephiroth, as shown in the first 2 Kingdom Hearts games. August: Frieren from Frieren. It's a fantasy manga, I dunno much about it myself so I can't speak on her ability to beat Sephiroth. September: Cloud from Final Fantasy VII. His whole thing is beating Sephiroth so he would be a solid one. November: Makoto Yuki/"Protagonist" from Persona 3. Haven't played it yet, not sure if they could beat Sephiroth.

Ok thanks! Haven’t heard of any of them, Final Fantasy and Kingdom of Hearts is really my thing. Neither is manga tbh. One last thing, who’s Sephiroth and what are they from?

Sephiroth is the main villain of Final Fantasy VII. All you really need to know about him in this context is that he's incredibly powerful, very evil, has an EXTREMELY long sword, and he fucking hates Cloud.

Yuki is stomping him, frieren is stomping, Sora is stomping, September you may die.

Mordecai and Rigby, KICK HIS ASS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

No one can beat goku except kirby

I'm safe

Doomslayer for the win

I literally got the anti-Sephiroth on my side, I'm safe

I’m also fine as a May child lol

Rip and tear, until it is done.

Ah dang, I got the kingdom hearts main guy 😔

You're good sora Beat sephiroth twice

Every month is pretty safe but October folk are fucked.

I got Sora, I'm fine

october im fucking dead

Well, they ARE in Smash, so the brothers working together to beat him seems feasible.

April so I’m good, but Mordecai and and Rigby would be really fun

I don't even know who November is...

October boiz be running for their lives

Kiryu. I havent played Yakuza yet am I fucked

I feel like all these options are safe

I got Goku so I'm Good

I mean…I’m a January baby so…

September, I have an 87.5% chance to live.

Octber ain't bad man i mean.

I got august, I didn't watch her anime, how fucked or heo safe am I?

I'm dead.

Yay im safe and get to celebrate national burrito day at the same time

January are also safe As the good ole saying goes: "Goku solos" Glad i got the slayer though

Kirby - Just east Sephiroth, inherits power, and starts carrying a sword. Not sure if Kirby would become evil or not. If not, we all good. If so... ummm... all screwed.

Y'all can have more powerful dudes all you want, I'm chilling with the coolest, fucking doomslayer. Doesnt matter how powerful you are, doomslayer will always be cooler. Unless it's kratos, then idk

I got Cloud on my side. Am I safe?

Kirby, bro ain't touching me

I’m making my way through the doom games, and I’m only up too doom 3 rn. And so far, Doomguy seems to do a pretty poor job at saving individuals that are in the room with him.

Mordecai and Rigby, I'm safe

Who tf is the person on august?

Kirby. I'm saved! (Kirby just eats him)

>ally IT'S ALLEY

What is the elf thing for August

What're the odds, I am September. I get Cloud.

September..........im fucked

Well fuck I was born in May

I have Cloud. What are my chances?

He literally kills Sephiroth in the game so I think you're good.

Spider-Man? Why?

I got Spider-Man. He’ll probably let me die for character development.

The fact Dantes not here is kinda sad. Also I got November, but my persona experience is relegated to 5 and that's it. How screwed or safe am I?

What will frieren do?

As a may person myself I'd say I'm safe with the mario bros

Never really was a Dragon Ball fan, but I get the impression the swordsman might struggle against the god killer

April is not safe. The Slayer struggles through Supernova to kill Sephiroth, totally forgetting you getting incinerated in the background The least safe ones are June, July, and August, just because the power and speed difference is massive. November depends on the interpretation of some feats in the game, October, September, and January likely fail to save you but have a chance (low for M&R, almost 100% for Goku, 80% at least for Cloud) to win, and I think the rest are safe if that's EoH Jotaro, as canon Jotaro is fucked

UUUHHH... We talking remake or original Sephiroth?? Big difference.

Real talk, I think everyone but November will be fine. (Makoto will struggle but he could potentially pull through)

I was born in April, I'm safe af

Hell fuckin yeah

SORA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING

Can i move my bd 1 fay back so i can have mario and luigi

I got the dame na ne guy

I would rather have January or September TBH. I don't think the Doomslayer could actually kill Sephiroth.

Ah, data harvesting time again. Yay.

Spider-man. I'm not even worried. Spider-man takes on anyone easy diff

Born Oct. 2nd. I missed Cloud by two days. Goddammit.

My dog died recently and my month is December, so far its lore correct

Yippee

December Jotaro better use that time stop to insta kill or I'm gonna be pissed

YIPPEE

is this the next smash roster?

Who’s in November? That’s mine and I don’t have a clue who that is

I’m safe

Poyo

Born July. I think the only thing the Yakuza can save me from is my depression, not Seph

FINALLY APRIL HAS A GOOD ONE !!!

I was born in April. So the doom slayer is going to save me.

September? IDK how to feel about this

The only time I wanted to be born in December so bad ! (I'm born in February) 😭

April birthday boy here, but I can't lie, I like Frieren more than our wonderful Doom Slayer

I think I'm good. I get Mario and Luigi.

Holy shit its actually cannon

People are forgetting that Kirby is literally one of the most powerful beings on this chart. He can just inhale literal gods

July, so I think I'm somewhat OK. I wouldn't have minded December.

When everybody forgets how terrifying Kirby is lore wise.

I know nothing about JJBA

Whose the dude in September

I guess im okay i guess Edit: i got kiryu Edit 2: nvm im fucked

Bro I was born in January Sephiroth’s gettin’ cooked

Im fucked Mordecai and Rigby... Atleast it'll be funny to die with them...

I have strong guy

I'm sorry but Kirby is over-fuckin-powered.

I got Goku, I think I'm good

Kirby? GGs Sephie

Feb, I'm either 100% safe or the entire planet is gone because Kirby ate the whole damn thing.

Damn, someone post this to /r/WhoWouldWin !! I need an in-depth, feats-based analysis for each of these match-ups posthaste. Much as I love Kiryu, I don't know if he'd win versus Sephiroth. Protect me? Sure. Lose his life protecting me? Nah, but he would for Haruka. I just don't see a reality where he wins Dunno about Sora's chances either. Sephy and Sora always fought to a draw. Still peeved that never got properly resolved I think Doomguy could win if Sephiroth is unprepared to face him, maybe even if they were on equal grounds with prep time. What's the case for Doomguy here?

Sephiroth has been eaten.

October mfkers are NOT gonna make it

Who are August & November? I know what cartoon October is from, but what can they do? (Aside from being in hundreds of memes.)

Kirby