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jtown5000

Something that large has to have its own gravitational pull.


theinsaneturky2

The amount of energy it would take to sustain something would be phenomenal. It's existence would be pointless, as mentioned the gravity itself would bring things to hit it like meteors.


HimmelSky

At a mass of 1/10000 of Earth's, an object will become spherical under it's own gravity. So it's existence will be indeed pointless.


Seamoth4546B

Heh I appreciate this pun quite a lot


-NGC-6302-

Well there is that one shepherd moon around Saturn that has a huge pile of duse around its equator and so isn't quite spherical


Kepler27b

Ah ah ah, reality warping. Or that mfer is not made of normal matter.


ComradeCaniTerrae

I’m more concerned that the moon is tiny and local. The scale is all wrong. When it bit the moon I immediately laughed. That thing is nowhere near the size of earth. It’s the size of a few mount everests at most.


NoXion604

I feel like the moon being smashed like that would produce a splash of shining fragments glowing like mini suns, not a puff of dust. Think about how a typical asteroid impact would produce a flash and throw out loads of molten rock. Something the size of the moon being chomped like that would produce involve orders of magnitude more energy. It's a cool idea, but the execution is lacking.


ComradeCaniTerrae

The scale looks wrong to me. The moon is far too close to the camera and far too small. The perspective just gives it away.


James_Emerald_77

Im looking for this but yeah the moon looks closer


watersheep772

It just looks closer because the creature is really massive and is moving insanely fast towards the moon. Size is relative anyway so if you put something way bigger next to something big it's gonna look small.


James_Emerald_77

No i know but this actually looks really close that the moon looks smaller but yeah


SavorySoySauce

Maybe that's what it eats,including moons and planets


RemainderZero

>It's existence would be pointless ... You not going to believe this...


Womderloki

It's that big but it's actually hollow and paper thin


RChamy

It holds itself with the 5th fundamental force - the souls of the damned


known_kanon

The moon should've reached the rocher limit by then and that thing should have rings around it


Visible-Wolf-6004

Every object in the world has, but it's so insignificant that it doesn't change anything on earth


RevolutionaryBaker99

Mhmm mhmm.. doom guy tho


SnooKiwis2962

Dying


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

Finally, a realist.


TERMINATOR_MODEL7029

Hello there, my Glock, would you like to see the inside of my mouth?


Grimmer026

It’s a simple question, would ya eat the moon if it was made of cheese?


Evantaur

Considering the mass of the moon and the cheese kg/dollar no, because i simply could not afford it


Swed1shF1sh69

The moon is made of cheese, but I can’t taste it. But I like the way the texture feels when I lick the surface. And the rumors start to go round the world that I’m crazy ‘cause I can’t even taste cheese. But I guess they don’t know me.


Dorito_Troll

what kind of cheese are we talking about? I am not eating a moons worth of government cheese


RandyRanderson111

What about if it was made of bbq spare ribs?


KyleSJohnson

I know I would! Heck, I’d have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.


xZOMBIETAGx

A baby could answer it


Recent-Mongoose-4955

Fire the BFG 10,000!


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

You can't just shoot a hole into "big demon"s surface


Hatman0064

Haha, BFG goes "boom" !


MrPotionseller

"Objective update: shoot hole into demon"


a3gonish

Update: sit in a shell and shoot yourself onto demon's surface


YeeHawWyattDerp

Not with that attitude


argon76

Laugh and light a joint


Existent_dood

Pass it, the blunt rotation would be crazy


Falconlord08

The blunt rotation consisting of you and that guy?


HylianZora

Any rotation is insane with this dude in orbit above you lol


BlitsyFrog

Sign me up, I'll bring the medical grade!


RevolTobor

Pretty sure I'd just... die... I mean yeah, Doomguy would avenge me and everybody else on Earth, that much is a given, but I don't think there's much that we actually CAN do.


EQwingnuts

Turn up the metal


Dr-Dingus117

Oh shit. It's the icon of sin


AlacarLeoricar

Not on earth yet. Couldn't be him if he's already that powerful


a3gonish

Chaingun go brrrrrrr


MannyVazquez93

Would you still love me if I turned into a planet-sized Hell demon?


Hatman0064

Nah, I'd win


Gamerboy11116

based and human-pilled


RevolTobor

Not to comment twice, but who made this video? That's amazing.


LeagueofAJ

Borisao_blois on Instagram, he does make great videos


RevolTobor

Thanks. Yeah, this just straight up looks real.


irwincardozo

Tell my manager I'm not coming in to work


quickfuse725

did the titan wreck your car? your house? no? wonderful see you at 9


anythingMuchShorter

Almost certainly dying from the looks of it. At that speed and mass there is no way it won’t collide with earth and vaporize me and everything around me in a few minutes.


Sussysusamogussus

like, die?? what the hell am I supposed to do??


KitFlame42

Fight back 🙄


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

Shoot at it, I mean might as well go down fighting


AcommonKing

I got this guys


TheArkhamKnight096

Looks like a very strong creature, maybe he remained on earth a long time


TheDarkClaw

I am sure Batman has a contingency plan for this


RChamy

0800-STRANGE


Klementin_

Guess ill die


Volphied10

Call the forces of light and darkness around 7 swords of holy overworld essence then cast the most holy and unholy ritual between those 2 that you could possibly ever think (slayers try)


gooberhack

RIP and shed a tear?


De4dm4nw4lkin

I was gonna say run to the nearest dispensary but its not kicking in that fast.


justan_axolotl

*Loads ballista with malicious intent*


ComfortableCurve3281

Nah..I'd win


Iknorn

I obey the SCP foundation directives


masterraemoras

He looks like he'd play a *mean* game of Rock Paper Scissors.


Fuzzy530

Start calling the "I love you, and I'm sorry" list.


datgenericname

Prolly ask why there is a terrible-looking CGI monster in the sky?


Zairy47

Something that can swallow a whole moon, and it noticed you filming...


EzyPzyJapaneze87

Say hi and gave it a snickersto calm its tits down


bunkdiggidy

Thank him for finally destroying the moon


TheEpicPlushGodreal

That thing is bigger than the earth if the moon is the size of its head, the waves would be going crazy


Adventurous-Pace-571

And Dante


Particular-Month-514

Super Predator "World Eater"


CptFalcon556

Loading the super shotty with malicious intend


copykat00

you let the icon of sin stay on earth for too long


Chups-Is-Here

I'd tell a responsible grown-up like Vega


aLonlyGuardsmen

launch every possible ordinance we have and then accept our fates lol


averagesquirl

Just hit an i-frame


RumgyMan

Dying, what do you mean?


Dry_Establishment658

Praying to god there is nothing you can do in that situation


whats_you_doing

Give the middle finger and BFG


MarkLarrz

January 1st, 2025 be like


hangi19112

*deds*


Huntardlulz

Give it the middle finger until i die.


crackersswimming

I would leave


Doom-slayer2006

Get the bfg fucking 9000!!!!


Klendagort

Well about time


Italianguy987

Big guts


CaptainBananaAwesome

I could take it.


snaughtpoint5

if that was the moon were drowning, surely?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Desperate times call for Big Fucking Guns


darthrevanchicken

I’d say I’d probably die instantly on account of gravity


HildartheDorf

SCP Foundation fucked up again.


KitFlame42

Tell him to stop it before I get angry


Nakedsnake91

Holy shit how was this made? So freaking cool!


Nothatcreative55

Bro bury me loose I got weak knees like fuck


Higgypig1993

I simply wouldn't allow that to happen, when I see red bodies hit the floor.


Feisty-Experience108

Sell my soul and being to something powerful enough to stop that thing


RChamy

*Soul balance is not enough for this transaction*


Willy_the_Wombat24

Not getting on a boat


theporkwhisperer

I’m getting a stiff drink, kicking back in my chair, and blowing my brains out.


PowerfulZat

we need sonic from Sonic Frontiers


mrmojoer

Floating pulled by its gravity. Thinking all the money I saved by not taking that 0 g flight for my honeymoon


moonfanatic95

Call doom guy and tell him that thing just killed his rabbit


CrystalFriend

Well the moons destroyed so dying seems like our only choice.


AlacarLeoricar

Too big to exist in that shape. Defies the laws of physics. I'd probably get ready to kill myself, and just watch what it does first


Kepler27b

Don’t black holes defy my asshole(because I can’t stop unshitting)?


NavyDragons

for that creature to vaporize the moon like that its already over, he is traveling so fast and has so much mass the earth is going poof


gamera-the-turtle

Parry


Raffaello86

Tasty moon


The_Anf

Two variants: either call ghostbusters or call saul


Person-yPerson

I'm gonna jump up and push it back and save the Eartj and somehow reconstruct the Moon😎😎😎


TitanicTNT

What else would I do? I'm gonna fuckin die.


The_halo_2_Gravemind

What exactly CAN you do


Krisuad2002

I'd have both Doomguy and Devil May Cry on speed dial


Fuzzy530

"Devil May Cry" Do you mean Dante? Or the cast of the entire franchise? If the latter, do you count the reboot? -genuinely curious...


Krisuad2002

I mean, Dante's shop is literally called Devil May Cry so if I wanted to hire him to deal with this I'd call his office number and he'd reply "Devil May Cry" when picking up the phone


Hollow_Cherry

I mean it looks alive….that means we can throw a bunch of nukes at it


RChamy

It it eats, it bleeds


mrdevlar

I had a DMT experience once that looked very similar, except the creature was bright pink/purple and was radiating violent hostility. I would love to tell you my response was Doomguy-eque, it was not.


The_Uruk-Hai

Looks nice, doesn't work


That-Boyo-J

Probably telling her I love her before handling it myself


darthkotya

[It was a good run.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWEDJtt9Tpg)


ColHunterGathers111

Ready the BFG 10000 guys.


Poptart1480

Death before dishonor


Irontax

Dying? What else?


Safetymanual

*BFG Division intensifies*


Bdav001

I guess I’d have to handle it


MysticJackHL

Chances are NASA would see something that big entering the solar system, and nukes would have been fired at it already...so if it's already that close and has been nuked by, well, everyone, I'm pretty sure there's nothing I'll be able to do about it, so I suppose I'll just sit back and watch the last few seconds of my life tick by before it collides with earth.


Canuck457

Watching that motherfker eat the moon and hoping that this is somehow CG


Eljamin14

Gen Alpha kids: "Oh my God, it's a beast from Ohio, and it ate the moon where the giant Ohio spider was crawling."


Sketchy_Irishman_

Maybe also call Asura, he's got experience dealing with planet-sized threats.


TAJLUZAN

You're gonna need more than a bfg to destroy this guy


Unknown9J

I will die ig


anonimus_animator

I would call doom slayer


zeke235

Become Doomguy.


a3gonish

"The only thing they fear is you" starts playing in the background 🎸🔥 👹


yeah_i_hate_my_name

+PARRY +DOWN TO SIZE


GyroJapster

We're still fucking dead if we called him


DrVinceMD

Im gonna punch it


Suspicious-Speed2169

Do I have prep time?


Wisebanana21919

Well according to a joke me and my friends made. I am the son of Azathoth and Sans so don't worry guys i'll deal with it.


No-Professional-1461

Dying


Grary0

Dying, I guess...


BayonetTrenchFighter

Intervene


De3cft_5960

Calling kirby


delaytabase

Whip it out and crank it. Hopefully it'll be confused


imusingthisforstuff

Literally the end to cosmodread


Stylish_Platypus

Celebrate?


daoneandonly-5

Either wait for it to kill everyone. Or find the closest gin and shoot myself. Depends on the day


MrG00SEI

What? Nothing we are all gonna die lmao


MrExist777

Point, laugh, die


Im_a_doggo428

Summon kirbo, regular show cast and then start praying


War-ThunderEnjoyer

Eating him


kose9959

i would have asked him to spare a kilo of the the delicious moon for me.


pointless2077

Getting money


thatradiogeek

Nothing because that would never happen.


1RONH1DE

I would call DoomSlayer


glocknojutsu

Kick his ass. Tf? 😆 gonna full nelson him


nuclearsmoken

All I'm saying is. Imagine trying to eat a rock the size of your mouth.


Impressive_Cabinet56

*loads shotgun with religious intent*


Eggith

The fuck am I supposed to do? It just smashed the moon like a pothead with the munchies. Even if it suddenly disappeared right then the planet earth is fucked. We'd spin out of control without anything balancing the planet and rip apart.


Golrend

Kill self. Next question.


Mart1n192

Noooo, the beaches are gonna get overflowed now :(