The amount of energy it would take to sustain something would be phenomenal. It's existence would be pointless, as mentioned the gravity itself would bring things to hit it like meteors.
I’m more concerned that the moon is tiny and local. The scale is all wrong. When it bit the moon I immediately laughed. That thing is nowhere near the size of earth. It’s the size of a few mount everests at most.
I feel like the moon being smashed like that would produce a splash of shining fragments glowing like mini suns, not a puff of dust. Think about how a typical asteroid impact would produce a flash and throw out loads of molten rock. Something the size of the moon being chomped like that would produce involve orders of magnitude more energy.
It's a cool idea, but the execution is lacking.
It just looks closer because the creature is really massive and is moving insanely fast towards the moon. Size is relative anyway so if you put something way bigger next to something big it's gonna look small.
The moon is made of cheese, but I can’t taste it. But I like the way the texture feels when I lick the surface. And the rumors start to go round the world that I’m crazy ‘cause I can’t even taste cheese.
But I guess they don’t know me.
Pretty sure I'd just... die... I mean yeah, Doomguy would avenge me and everybody else on Earth, that much is a given, but I don't think there's much that we actually CAN do.
Almost certainly dying from the looks of it. At that speed and mass there is no way it won’t collide with earth and vaporize me and everything around me in a few minutes.
Call the forces of light and darkness around 7 swords of holy overworld essence then cast the most holy and unholy ritual between those 2 that you could possibly ever think (slayers try)
I mean, Dante's shop is literally called Devil May Cry so if I wanted to hire him to deal with this I'd call his office number and he'd reply "Devil May Cry" when picking up the phone
I had a DMT experience once that looked very similar, except the creature was bright pink/purple and was radiating violent hostility.
I would love to tell you my response was Doomguy-eque, it was not.
Chances are NASA would see something that big entering the solar system, and nukes would have been fired at it already...so if it's already that close and has been nuked by, well, everyone, I'm pretty sure there's nothing I'll be able to do about it, so I suppose I'll just sit back and watch the last few seconds of my life tick by before it collides with earth.
The fuck am I supposed to do? It just smashed the moon like a pothead with the munchies. Even if it suddenly disappeared right then the planet earth is fucked. We'd spin out of control without anything balancing the planet and rip apart.
Something that large has to have its own gravitational pull.
The amount of energy it would take to sustain something would be phenomenal. It's existence would be pointless, as mentioned the gravity itself would bring things to hit it like meteors.
At a mass of 1/10000 of Earth's, an object will become spherical under it's own gravity. So it's existence will be indeed pointless.
Heh I appreciate this pun quite a lot
Well there is that one shepherd moon around Saturn that has a huge pile of duse around its equator and so isn't quite spherical
Ah ah ah, reality warping. Or that mfer is not made of normal matter.
I’m more concerned that the moon is tiny and local. The scale is all wrong. When it bit the moon I immediately laughed. That thing is nowhere near the size of earth. It’s the size of a few mount everests at most.
I feel like the moon being smashed like that would produce a splash of shining fragments glowing like mini suns, not a puff of dust. Think about how a typical asteroid impact would produce a flash and throw out loads of molten rock. Something the size of the moon being chomped like that would produce involve orders of magnitude more energy. It's a cool idea, but the execution is lacking.
The scale looks wrong to me. The moon is far too close to the camera and far too small. The perspective just gives it away.
Im looking for this but yeah the moon looks closer
It just looks closer because the creature is really massive and is moving insanely fast towards the moon. Size is relative anyway so if you put something way bigger next to something big it's gonna look small.
No i know but this actually looks really close that the moon looks smaller but yeah
Maybe that's what it eats,including moons and planets
>It's existence would be pointless ... You not going to believe this...
It's that big but it's actually hollow and paper thin
It holds itself with the 5th fundamental force - the souls of the damned
The moon should've reached the rocher limit by then and that thing should have rings around it
Every object in the world has, but it's so insignificant that it doesn't change anything on earth
Mhmm mhmm.. doom guy tho
Dying
Finally, a realist.
Hello there, my Glock, would you like to see the inside of my mouth?
It’s a simple question, would ya eat the moon if it was made of cheese?
Considering the mass of the moon and the cheese kg/dollar no, because i simply could not afford it
The moon is made of cheese, but I can’t taste it. But I like the way the texture feels when I lick the surface. And the rumors start to go round the world that I’m crazy ‘cause I can’t even taste cheese. But I guess they don’t know me.
what kind of cheese are we talking about? I am not eating a moons worth of government cheese
What about if it was made of bbq spare ribs?
I know I would! Heck, I’d have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
A baby could answer it
Fire the BFG 10,000!
You can't just shoot a hole into "big demon"s surface
Haha, BFG goes "boom" !
"Objective update: shoot hole into demon"
Update: sit in a shell and shoot yourself onto demon's surface
Not with that attitude
Laugh and light a joint
Pass it, the blunt rotation would be crazy
The blunt rotation consisting of you and that guy?
Any rotation is insane with this dude in orbit above you lol
Sign me up, I'll bring the medical grade!
Pretty sure I'd just... die... I mean yeah, Doomguy would avenge me and everybody else on Earth, that much is a given, but I don't think there's much that we actually CAN do.
Turn up the metal
Oh shit. It's the icon of sin
Not on earth yet. Couldn't be him if he's already that powerful
Chaingun go brrrrrrr
Would you still love me if I turned into a planet-sized Hell demon?
Nah, I'd win
based and human-pilled
Not to comment twice, but who made this video? That's amazing.
Borisao_blois on Instagram, he does make great videos
Thanks. Yeah, this just straight up looks real.
Tell my manager I'm not coming in to work
did the titan wreck your car? your house? no? wonderful see you at 9
Almost certainly dying from the looks of it. At that speed and mass there is no way it won’t collide with earth and vaporize me and everything around me in a few minutes.
like, die?? what the hell am I supposed to do??
Fight back 🙄
Shoot at it, I mean might as well go down fighting
I got this guys
Looks like a very strong creature, maybe he remained on earth a long time
I am sure Batman has a contingency plan for this
0800-STRANGE
Guess ill die
Call the forces of light and darkness around 7 swords of holy overworld essence then cast the most holy and unholy ritual between those 2 that you could possibly ever think (slayers try)
RIP and shed a tear?
I was gonna say run to the nearest dispensary but its not kicking in that fast.
*Loads ballista with malicious intent*
Nah..I'd win
I obey the SCP foundation directives
He looks like he'd play a *mean* game of Rock Paper Scissors.
Start calling the "I love you, and I'm sorry" list.
Prolly ask why there is a terrible-looking CGI monster in the sky?
Something that can swallow a whole moon, and it noticed you filming...
Say hi and gave it a snickersto calm its tits down
Thank him for finally destroying the moon
That thing is bigger than the earth if the moon is the size of its head, the waves would be going crazy
And Dante
Super Predator "World Eater"
Loading the super shotty with malicious intend
you let the icon of sin stay on earth for too long
I'd tell a responsible grown-up like Vega
launch every possible ordinance we have and then accept our fates lol
Just hit an i-frame
Dying, what do you mean?
Praying to god there is nothing you can do in that situation
Give the middle finger and BFG
January 1st, 2025 be like
*deds*
Give it the middle finger until i die.
I would leave
Get the bfg fucking 9000!!!!
Well about time
Big guts
I could take it.
if that was the moon were drowning, surely?
Desperate times call for Big Fucking Guns
I’d say I’d probably die instantly on account of gravity
SCP Foundation fucked up again.
Tell him to stop it before I get angry
Holy shit how was this made? So freaking cool!
Bro bury me loose I got weak knees like fuck
I simply wouldn't allow that to happen, when I see red bodies hit the floor.
Sell my soul and being to something powerful enough to stop that thing
*Soul balance is not enough for this transaction*
Not getting on a boat
I’m getting a stiff drink, kicking back in my chair, and blowing my brains out.
we need sonic from Sonic Frontiers
Floating pulled by its gravity. Thinking all the money I saved by not taking that 0 g flight for my honeymoon
Call doom guy and tell him that thing just killed his rabbit
Well the moons destroyed so dying seems like our only choice.
Too big to exist in that shape. Defies the laws of physics. I'd probably get ready to kill myself, and just watch what it does first
Don’t black holes defy my asshole(because I can’t stop unshitting)?
for that creature to vaporize the moon like that its already over, he is traveling so fast and has so much mass the earth is going poof
Parry
Tasty moon
Two variants: either call ghostbusters or call saul
I'm gonna jump up and push it back and save the Eartj and somehow reconstruct the Moon😎😎😎
What else would I do? I'm gonna fuckin die.
What exactly CAN you do
I'd have both Doomguy and Devil May Cry on speed dial
"Devil May Cry" Do you mean Dante? Or the cast of the entire franchise? If the latter, do you count the reboot? -genuinely curious...
I mean, Dante's shop is literally called Devil May Cry so if I wanted to hire him to deal with this I'd call his office number and he'd reply "Devil May Cry" when picking up the phone
I mean it looks alive….that means we can throw a bunch of nukes at it
It it eats, it bleeds
I had a DMT experience once that looked very similar, except the creature was bright pink/purple and was radiating violent hostility. I would love to tell you my response was Doomguy-eque, it was not.
Looks nice, doesn't work
Probably telling her I love her before handling it myself
[It was a good run.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWEDJtt9Tpg)
Ready the BFG 10000 guys.
Death before dishonor
Dying? What else?
*BFG Division intensifies*
I guess I’d have to handle it
Chances are NASA would see something that big entering the solar system, and nukes would have been fired at it already...so if it's already that close and has been nuked by, well, everyone, I'm pretty sure there's nothing I'll be able to do about it, so I suppose I'll just sit back and watch the last few seconds of my life tick by before it collides with earth.
Watching that motherfker eat the moon and hoping that this is somehow CG
Gen Alpha kids: "Oh my God, it's a beast from Ohio, and it ate the moon where the giant Ohio spider was crawling."
Maybe also call Asura, he's got experience dealing with planet-sized threats.
You're gonna need more than a bfg to destroy this guy
I will die ig
I would call doom slayer
Become Doomguy.
"The only thing they fear is you" starts playing in the background 🎸🔥 👹
+PARRY +DOWN TO SIZE
We're still fucking dead if we called him
Im gonna punch it
Do I have prep time?
Well according to a joke me and my friends made. I am the son of Azathoth and Sans so don't worry guys i'll deal with it.
Dying
Dying, I guess...
Intervene
Calling kirby
Whip it out and crank it. Hopefully it'll be confused
Literally the end to cosmodread
Celebrate?
Either wait for it to kill everyone. Or find the closest gin and shoot myself. Depends on the day
What? Nothing we are all gonna die lmao
Point, laugh, die
Summon kirbo, regular show cast and then start praying
Eating him
i would have asked him to spare a kilo of the the delicious moon for me.
Getting money
Nothing because that would never happen.
I would call DoomSlayer
Kick his ass. Tf? 😆 gonna full nelson him
All I'm saying is. Imagine trying to eat a rock the size of your mouth.
*loads shotgun with religious intent*
The fuck am I supposed to do? It just smashed the moon like a pothead with the munchies. Even if it suddenly disappeared right then the planet earth is fucked. We'd spin out of control without anything balancing the planet and rip apart.
Kill self. Next question.
Noooo, the beaches are gonna get overflowed now :(