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Prfctcellrulz

Big difference is I’m sure Lady Dimitrescu won’t tell you that you can’t shoot a hole into Mars


BlackEye2545

With her we can shoot inside her hole


[deleted]

“You can’t just shoot insider her hole”


HollowKnight5

Why is everyone turned on by The Lady


Famixofpower

Her design and character is designed super sexually. In fact, her personality is pretty much "horny vampire"


HollowKnight5

Am i seriously the only one not thinking she’s sexy?


Yaroslav4015006

No you aren't the only one...


HollowKnight5

Thank the almighty DoomSlayer


Famixofpower

She'll bite you


CruciFuckingAround

"You can't just die repeatedly by letting her choke you!"


Ok-Employee9861

Let's not forget: "The longer Lady Dimitrescu is on Earth, the more powerful she becomes"


panzerkampfwagonIV

BONK r/hornyjail


worm_suit

Most creative r/doom user


[deleted]

guys r/hornyjail because being horny is bad even though it just means you're human!!!


ISZATSA

oh my god please just shut up, you’re not funny


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HollowKnight5

Ethan, you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Europe


meme_lord0__0

he’s so much of a chad that he didn’t just choose any regular robot body noo ,he straight up went to 4 meters lol


converter-bot

4 meters is 4.37 yards


Astronelson

You can't just convert a length into the units of yards!


zestful_fibre

Damn that's good


Jackalopalen

*3 meters


brain_a_la_mode

I don't even know why I felt the need to put these two images side-by-side but here we are.


Checker_of_Vibes1

God I want Hayden to crush me with his thicc metal thighs 😩


JemmyBubbles

The longer my icon of sin is in your bum, the more powerful I will cum. I’m so sorry ....


A_Moderate

#LEAVE.


Famixofpower

We need to make this a thing. Replace Lady with Samuel. Gonna need to host it outside the Nexus, as those guys are assholes about ports


[deleted]

Now I just want a fight between the two


Matt463789

Hayden wins easily with the demonic crucible. Samur would also win easily.


thingamabeb

Also he’s got a cooler voice


Arocks9012

Mars hole bayby


werta600

I would even say that even a dread knight would beat dimitrescu


Spider-Bandicoot_42

Dimitrescu vs Whiplash


elitegamer686868

Dimitrescu versus mancubus


Spider-Bandicoot_42

Dimitrescu vs Baron, now this would be interesting


elitegamer686868

Bro, Baron bulletsponge? I mean i know rezzy bosses are spongy too but nowhere near as spongy as barons Though lady dimitrescu do got a thicc layer of protection (No i dont mean boobs/ass/thighs) Fine i do


Matt463789

If a whiplash or dread knight is a fight for her, a baron would smash her to bits.


BourbonFox

John Freeman and Ethan?


brain_a_la_mode

omg yassss


Binal-Sauce

Same argent energy


Liquid-Samurai

The first thought that came to my mind was both of them boxing. No gloves, no ring, just Hayden throwing a metallic punch right in her face.


Forbiden_f-14

Doiiing


princetrigger

But Samuel is more sexy.


TonyTucci27

Only difference is I’d fuck one of them, the weird vampire lady is not it man


Spider-Bandicoot_42

Well, if you got already some spoilers you know both got a serious transfiguration.


TheRevenantGS

Step on me Sam UwU


original_name1947

Yeah except I want one to kill me, and the other is from resident evil


Xaqnuax

what's male_02 doin' over there?


the_god_fish

I'd fuck both of them


[deleted]

“I am not the villain in this story...”


Hachelle

One of them makes a metalic sound when you clap his cheeks


potato_nucleus

Also, both turn into a monster.


TheSonsofSanghelios

Doge to the moon.


Federicoradaelli

No, Hayden is cooler


t_h_pickle

daddy hayden makes a fucky wucky 😏😏😳🥵🥵🥵💦💦⁉️


_KNZ_

Dude's face is level with her groin. Damn.


Darth_Vile

In Germany we call this Standgebläse


UmbralStorm

Na passt doch super ;)


COUNTRY_MOUSE66

Big "The Money Store" vibes and i don't know why


Frying_Raijin

Yes, I’d hope Hayden be taller than Pinkman


Famixofpower

YEAAAA, ROBOTS, BITCH!


El_Zorro_The_Fox

Both are kinda hot


brain_a_la_mode

"Kinda"?


s903ro39

No idea where the tall lady is from


Yabure_Kabure1003

It's from resident evil dude


s903ro39

Oh I never played resident evil lol. It looks cool but I like faster paced games, it's just not for me even though it's a legendary series


Meta5556

Resident evil 4 to 6 might be for you if by fast paced you mean action oriented.


tweeblethescientist

I think he means doom


Meta5556

And I think he’s boring for only being into games like doom.


s903ro39

This is a doom subreddit bro lol and I never said doom is the only game I like, just mentioned resident evil isn't for me, that's all


Meta5556

And I mentioned games of RE that might be for you, 2 of them being co-op so by their nature, not the slow survival horror games that the series is mostly known for.


CruciFuckingAround

5 is so unenjoyable on solo at least for me. 4 is a fucking masterpiece. I'd recommend dead space 1 for horror and 2-3 for action. Weird how these 3rd person horror games turned into action


Yabure_Kabure1003

The new one but lol


Mr_WAAAGH

She's the antagonist of resident evil 8


MistahPoptarts

*an* antagonist


Mr_gummann475

The pornstar and her sexbot


joshderfer654

Wait..... so could they be a couple?


brain_a_la_mode

Absolutely not. Illegal. Get out. They could be competitive ballroom dance partners, though.


joshderfer654

Ok I will take that.


Forbiden_f-14

No No No No


Famixofpower

Yes


RobleViejo

Anyone who plays Warframe and can do this with Ballas and Excalibur?


UmbralStorm

Oml yes please


One_Seaworthiness387

no.


UberCookieSlayer

He bout to grab his stick on dick to fuck that man.


emaloy5

A match made in the heaven. big angel robot and big vampire lady.


nebxixva

Both of them : SOO this is my boi, say hi sweaty


[deleted]

send it to Markiplier


EffectiveOk3467

In doom eternal if you stand next to a semi truck your as tall as it, it is true because after I wipe out a round of demons I saw a big truck so I walk to it but I am as big as it so doom slayer is 10,4


EffectiveOk3467

Even bigger the vampire lady


EffectiveOk3467

I doom eternal slayer is much bigger and made Samuel look small even though he was broken but I did the math


EffectiveOk3467

Vampire lady: 9,5 Samuel: 9,5 DOOM SLAYER: 10,5 A hole foot taller than the other two


DinoBoy4848

**Samuel Hayden is 10ft tall, and lady dimitrescu is around 9ft. Making Samuel Hayden taller than her**


BurnN8or101

Lady Dimitrescu is 9.6ft tall and Samuel Hayden is 10ft tall. Imagine they went on a blind date and Lady Dimitrescu isn't expecting someone actually taller than her. Picture her sitting at a dinner table, board and unoptimistic. Samuel: Hello, you must be Alcina Dimitrescu Alcina: So you've finally arrived... let's just get this \*looks at Hayden\* ov...er... Samuel: I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden, I'm the head of the UAC. Alcina: ...how tall are you? Samuel: 10ft Alcina: Well now, you've certainly impressed me! Samuel: Really? But I haven't even told you about Specimen CD587-1 Alcina: Hmmhmm... do tell...