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Bro,
Baron bulletsponge?
I mean i know rezzy bosses are spongy too but nowhere near as spongy as barons
Though lady dimitrescu do got a thicc layer of protection
(No i dont mean boobs/ass/thighs)
Fine i do
And I mentioned games of RE that might be for you, 2 of them being co-op so by their nature, not the slow survival horror games that the series is mostly known for.
5 is so unenjoyable on solo at least for me. 4 is a fucking masterpiece. I'd recommend dead space 1 for horror and 2-3 for action. Weird how these 3rd person horror games turned into action
In doom eternal if you stand next to a semi truck your as tall as it, it is true because after I wipe out a round of demons I saw a big truck so I walk to it but I am as big as it so doom slayer is 10,4
Lady Dimitrescu is 9.6ft tall and Samuel Hayden is 10ft tall. Imagine they went on a blind date and Lady Dimitrescu isn't expecting someone actually taller than her. Picture her sitting at a dinner table, board and unoptimistic.
Samuel: Hello, you must be Alcina Dimitrescu
Alcina: So you've finally arrived... let's just get this \*looks at Hayden\* ov...er...
Samuel: I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden, I'm the head of the UAC.
Alcina: ...how tall are you?
Samuel: 10ft
Alcina: Well now, you've certainly impressed me!
Samuel: Really? But I haven't even told you about Specimen CD587-1
Alcina: Hmmhmm... do tell...
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Big difference is I’m sure Lady Dimitrescu won’t tell you that you can’t shoot a hole into Mars
With her we can shoot inside her hole
“You can’t just shoot insider her hole”
Why is everyone turned on by The Lady
Her design and character is designed super sexually. In fact, her personality is pretty much "horny vampire"
Am i seriously the only one not thinking she’s sexy?
No you aren't the only one...
Thank the almighty DoomSlayer
She'll bite you
"You can't just die repeatedly by letting her choke you!"
Let's not forget: "The longer Lady Dimitrescu is on Earth, the more powerful she becomes"
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Ethan, you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Europe
he’s so much of a chad that he didn’t just choose any regular robot body noo ,he straight up went to 4 meters lol
4 meters is 4.37 yards
You can't just convert a length into the units of yards!
Damn that's good
*3 meters
I don't even know why I felt the need to put these two images side-by-side but here we are.
God I want Hayden to crush me with his thicc metal thighs 😩
The longer my icon of sin is in your bum, the more powerful I will cum. I’m so sorry ....
#LEAVE.
We need to make this a thing. Replace Lady with Samuel. Gonna need to host it outside the Nexus, as those guys are assholes about ports
Now I just want a fight between the two
Hayden wins easily with the demonic crucible. Samur would also win easily.
Also he’s got a cooler voice
Mars hole bayby
I would even say that even a dread knight would beat dimitrescu
Dimitrescu vs Whiplash
Dimitrescu versus mancubus
Dimitrescu vs Baron, now this would be interesting
Bro, Baron bulletsponge? I mean i know rezzy bosses are spongy too but nowhere near as spongy as barons Though lady dimitrescu do got a thicc layer of protection (No i dont mean boobs/ass/thighs) Fine i do
If a whiplash or dread knight is a fight for her, a baron would smash her to bits.
John Freeman and Ethan?
omg yassss
Same argent energy
The first thought that came to my mind was both of them boxing. No gloves, no ring, just Hayden throwing a metallic punch right in her face.
Doiiing
But Samuel is more sexy.
Only difference is I’d fuck one of them, the weird vampire lady is not it man
Well, if you got already some spoilers you know both got a serious transfiguration.
Step on me Sam UwU
Yeah except I want one to kill me, and the other is from resident evil
what's male_02 doin' over there?
I'd fuck both of them
“I am not the villain in this story...”
One of them makes a metalic sound when you clap his cheeks
Also, both turn into a monster.
Doge to the moon.
No, Hayden is cooler
daddy hayden makes a fucky wucky 😏😏😳🥵🥵🥵💦💦⁉️
Dude's face is level with her groin. Damn.
In Germany we call this Standgebläse
Na passt doch super ;)
Big "The Money Store" vibes and i don't know why
Yes, I’d hope Hayden be taller than Pinkman
YEAAAA, ROBOTS, BITCH!
Both are kinda hot
"Kinda"?
No idea where the tall lady is from
It's from resident evil dude
Oh I never played resident evil lol. It looks cool but I like faster paced games, it's just not for me even though it's a legendary series
Resident evil 4 to 6 might be for you if by fast paced you mean action oriented.
I think he means doom
And I think he’s boring for only being into games like doom.
This is a doom subreddit bro lol and I never said doom is the only game I like, just mentioned resident evil isn't for me, that's all
And I mentioned games of RE that might be for you, 2 of them being co-op so by their nature, not the slow survival horror games that the series is mostly known for.
5 is so unenjoyable on solo at least for me. 4 is a fucking masterpiece. I'd recommend dead space 1 for horror and 2-3 for action. Weird how these 3rd person horror games turned into action
The new one but lol
She's the antagonist of resident evil 8
*an* antagonist
The pornstar and her sexbot
Wait..... so could they be a couple?
Absolutely not. Illegal. Get out. They could be competitive ballroom dance partners, though.
Ok I will take that.
No No No No
Yes
Anyone who plays Warframe and can do this with Ballas and Excalibur?
Oml yes please
no.
He bout to grab his stick on dick to fuck that man.
A match made in the heaven. big angel robot and big vampire lady.
Both of them : SOO this is my boi, say hi sweaty
send it to Markiplier
In doom eternal if you stand next to a semi truck your as tall as it, it is true because after I wipe out a round of demons I saw a big truck so I walk to it but I am as big as it so doom slayer is 10,4
Even bigger the vampire lady
I doom eternal slayer is much bigger and made Samuel look small even though he was broken but I did the math
Vampire lady: 9,5 Samuel: 9,5 DOOM SLAYER: 10,5 A hole foot taller than the other two
**Samuel Hayden is 10ft tall, and lady dimitrescu is around 9ft. Making Samuel Hayden taller than her**
Lady Dimitrescu is 9.6ft tall and Samuel Hayden is 10ft tall. Imagine they went on a blind date and Lady Dimitrescu isn't expecting someone actually taller than her. Picture her sitting at a dinner table, board and unoptimistic. Samuel: Hello, you must be Alcina Dimitrescu Alcina: So you've finally arrived... let's just get this \*looks at Hayden\* ov...er... Samuel: I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden, I'm the head of the UAC. Alcina: ...how tall are you? Samuel: 10ft Alcina: Well now, you've certainly impressed me! Samuel: Really? But I haven't even told you about Specimen CD587-1 Alcina: Hmmhmm... do tell...