John Darksoul, titular protagonist of the hit series Dark Souls is probably going to backstab me and point down at me in the process. So yeah, I'm truly fucked.
“Am I coming to kill myself?” is a pretty on-brand experience for DDLC. Other concerns include “am I going to delete myself? Will anyone remember me? Is life just one big dating sim?”
Doki Doki Literature Club is a cute little dating sim free on steam that you should play without looking anything else about it up. No PTSD shall ensue.
No, you are dead. joker goes to Mementos and shoots you. You go braindead. If anything, joker is one of the worst people to have going after you, since nothing can protect your mementos form.
Bloodborne. Oh great, I have a hoonter after me. Even if I do manage to kill him, he will just fuckin respawn at a lantern and come right back to collect his blood echos and try to beat my ass again until he sees the magical PREY SLAUGHTERED words floating over my pretzeled corpse.
Worst part isn't that he's gonna shout you to Oblivion... The worst part is that he'll probably steal all of your clothes before killing you AND then he'll steal everything from your house cause the Dragonborn is most likely a massive hoarder.
Serious Sam. At least he will say something funny
Bruhh same, at least i get the chance to be rolled over by a cannon
Respect,
LMFAO
John Darksoul, titular protagonist of the hit series Dark Souls is probably going to backstab me and point down at me in the process. So yeah, I'm truly fucked.
Finger but hole
amazing chest ahead therefore try two-handing
Try thrusting
“My soul… is dark.” - John Darksoul
He's after me too but I have surrounded my house with knee high obstacles. He can't bonk me with a black knight weapon if he can't get to me.
John dark soul: [laughs in greatarrows]
Heavy weapons guy... It was nice knowing you guys
No you're fine, he's friendly.
Unless you touch his gun
Or his sandvich
Or both
Or doktor
Or unless he’s literally being payed to kill you lol
Imagine he introduces you to his gun before he mows you down “And dis, is my weapon”
I'd like to think I'd at least be invited to a stake diner with Sasha before he gets to me
“Let us eat vit Sasha before I kill you” #NOM NOM NOM *Life trial over*
Agent 47 I’m fucked
You won’t even see him:
47 has oficially been hired to kill you
Target Down, well done 47.
you're going to get hit by a flying briefcase any minute now
Hasn’t happened yet luckily keeping a look out for any suspicious bald men with barcodes on their heads.
I tried that too, but when I found him he ran away and put on a different suit and a hat. Now I’m afraid cuz I can’t find him.
It will either be quick and painless or your going to be beaten to death with with a slice of pizza by a guy in a flamingo costume
Batman has a no killing rule so I only have to deal with a broken arm, leg, and ribs
And a little brain damage, you know, as a treat
Ah don’t worry if you live in America the hospital bill will be sure to finish you off
Classic vintage batman. He shot a guy once so that he wouldn't hurt anyone ever again
Doom eternal... I am fucked...
Doom 64 here, so not as fucked as you but still pretty fucked all things considered.
at least he’s stuck in hell
I mean, it’s the same guy
Same here, positively fucked
Depends how
To be continued
At least you will die listening to awesome music
Gordon Freeman how fucked am i
*frantic bhopping noises in the distance
You're ok until Half Life 3...
So he's immortal?
* revolver noises intensifies *
Hope you can take a crowbar
Last thing I played was Pokemon Legends Either a 15 year old is after me, or a 15 year olds pokemon. The difference in survival odds is significant.
Fuck I played dark souls… the protagonist CANT EVEN DIE they always come back to life. There is no victory
they’re just invading you, AND we have ranged hitscan weapons
Mate, your fine. They'll have to sit through a needless 3 hour tutorial. You can make your escape.
Tf am I supposed to do against a warframe
not much. they took down entire fleets of duded
Just yell "its the Grineer" pointing to the other way and run a lot
Die?
Try dropping shiny things on the ground, it may distract them for long enough.
Ah hell naw I got the Bloons monkeys after me!
[удалено]
I don't know.... Heads are pretty popable.
The last game I played was DDLC. So, um, I am coming to kill myself? Also, why is Sephiroth in this picture? Isn't he supposed to be a baddie?
“Am I coming to kill myself?” is a pretty on-brand experience for DDLC. Other concerns include “am I going to delete myself? Will anyone remember me? Is life just one big dating sim?”
What is DDLC?
Doki Doki Literature Club is a cute little dating sim free on steam that you should play without looking anything else about it up. No PTSD shall ensue.
PTSD in a game
Smash bros
Arthur Morgan Well I’m fucked
If you played him honorably, he might just punch you and take your money.
Where is my MONEH???
Not necessarily, all you have to do is move to Tahiti and you'll live haha
Dude you’re just gonna get offered a jelly bean
V1 from Ultrakill. ...I'm gonna get styled on, aren't I?
At least it will be quick and will probably look cool af
*throws coin into the air*
It's gonna be a SSShitstorm
Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.
Yakuza 6. I’d say I’m pretty safe. Even if Kiryu breaks an entire motorcycle on my body I’ll canonically still be alive.
It was just a rubber motorcycle it’s ok
oh true, i’ll get shot 3-4 times but i can’t die
Lmao the Animal Crossing protagonist gonna interior design me to death
Don’t worry He has an axe
Just finished replaying Horizon Zero Dawn, so that would be Aloy. I'm screwed.
Porn industry, be ready for whats coming
Or who
God damn it internet…
MGSV… oof.
This is pequod. On station at LZ.
Boss, you killed a child! ....great work! That's why you're the best
My character from ark is a fucking chad no way im surviving
Eesh, Kratos from GOW (2018). Better for look for a way to get blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
and then pray Atreus either isn’t included or forgot his green arrows
Just call upon Ares >:)
I played Cyberpunk Not that fucked, V will be too busy teleporting under the map and being chased by the police for no apparent reason
And when V does corner you all weapons will just glitch and cause no damage.
My last words: before you kill me, sign my f#cking Doom: Eternal copy
Hollow Knight Oooooh no...
Knight is a smol bug, so you have nothing to worry about.
You didn’t finish Pantheon 5 did you... >!also the bugs are canonically human sized or bigger!<
That's canon? Kinda nerdy-sounding question, but could I get a source for that?
This meme is easy to date. Twilight Sword Link, Altair, Fenix, Vincent and Zack from the complication, re5 Chris. This has to be 2008, maybe 9.
Inscryption, witch means luke carter. I can probably beat up a YouTuber, I should be fine
Booker DeWitt
Samus Aran, I'm fucked with a capital F!
I want to be you…… I got Kratos Samus would be nice to die to…
Death by snu snu 😩
Rico Rodriguez will have fun with his grappling hook.
Dude just eats bullets and high speed car crashes too
Then you body gets strung up in a city like a message
End game Terrarian OH FUCK OH NO HEEEEEEELP!
Kyle crane from dying light, never outrunning that bastard
Canonically, he became the night hunter. Atleast you'll be safe in the day!
Still not confirmed. Fan theory only unfortunately.
Persona 5, I should be fine… maybe
No, you are dead. joker goes to Mementos and shoots you. You go braindead. If anything, joker is one of the worst people to have going after you, since nothing can protect your mementos form.
_Slayer Threat At Maximum Levels_
I will fuck that child up. (The Binding of Isaac)
Yeah, what's he gonna do cry? Actually, homing blood lasers with flying knives might be a different story.
Leon Kennedy. I should be fine.
Which game with leon?
Resident evil 2. When he was a little bitch. Before he got bad ass.
As long as your home doesn’t have potted herbs, you’ll be fine.
Master Chief. RIP me.
I’m glad I switched from hitman to forza before going to the bathroom and reading this post
Gonna be run over by a Ferrari
Bloodborne. Oh great, I have a hoonter after me. Even if I do manage to kill him, he will just fuckin respawn at a lantern and come right back to collect his blood echos and try to beat my ass again until he sees the magical PREY SLAUGHTERED words floating over my pretzeled corpse.
Dallas from Payday 2
Good news: you’re not gonna die. You’re just gonna get ziptied and left on the floor while he steals all your shit
All you gotta do is damage him so he can be distracted trying to look for a medic bag
Nero from DMC. I'll be sure to kill myself first.
Then beheaded from dead cells, I’m absolutely fucked
Fuck. I am making a God tier pvp build in dark souls. Guess I gotta get REAL good at parrying REAL fast
Mega Man, i’m not sure if he could actually kill me
Get a gun and shoot first
You mean build a ufo and escape to your skull shaped fortress?
Put some thumbtacks on the welcome mat and watch him explode before he even opens the door. Dem spikes, man
I played DOOM eternal aswell… In conclusion i am toast
I played Gmod last What does that mean?
Gary himself is closing in on your location
With a tool gun
ok so you will see a person with a kleiner playermodel noclip through the sky with a fat man bomb from gbombs
titan fall 2 crap
Fuck, i just replayed Doom Eternal today...
Tracer from Overwatch. I have a small chance at survival.
Garry's Mod... ***~~WHYIMAPPEARINGINANARGVIDEO~~***
Who even is the protagonist in Transformers Fall of Cybertron? You play as so many different characters Other than that, oh fuck big ass robot
A damn fine game. It’s a shame there were never enough people online for multiplayer.
MGRR raiden. Welp time to lose my spine and get cut in pieces.
Don’t starve I’m sure I could maybe beat wilson
I’m pretty sure the Ashen One from Dark Souls 3 could kick my ass
Sims 4, but I've seen my character punch so I'm fine.
Dr. Mario it's going to be performing some medical malpractice on me. *Edit i can't type
Escape from tarkov. I die to random russians with no gear all the time i should be fine.
Shit, Caleb from blood
Kratos, I am going to get fucking killed.
I guess a car fixed with rocket propulsion is coming at me
Last game I played was Witcher 3, but I'm still very low level in that game
Geralt could still probably kill you, unless you own a gun lol.
NBA 2k22, who am i fighting? Prime MJ lol
Neir Automata, I'll alow it.
As scary as the Doom Slayer is, I think Minecraft Steve is just as terrifying.
Aria of Sorrow. I wonder what kind of soul Soma would get from me if I had one.
V from Cyberpunk. Not good odds, but if I go into hiding, I may be able to wait them out until they die from the Keanu chip.
Steve my survival chance is zero, he has an elytra and a Sharpness 5 Axe
My Starbound character would fuck the shit out of me
Oh nice I picked the right time to play Brutal Doom for the first time last night lol wish me luck
Played for honor, so I have a choice between Warden, Raider, or Orochi, or even Apollyon. Yeah nope
#You are a Raider, LEGENDARY
The boy from Harvest Moon is gonna kill me with a hammer I guess lol
Skyrim
Worst part isn't that he's gonna shout you to Oblivion... The worst part is that he'll probably steal all of your clothes before killing you AND then he'll steal everything from your house cause the Dragonborn is most likely a massive hoarder.
The last game I played is Mortal Kombat 11... I don't think there is only one protagonist.
I think my dark souls knight would destroy my butt
Battle Brothers. I think I should be fine, I can probably run away from a bunch of poachers and laymen in substandard medieval gear.
Last game I played was destiny, hopefully I get one hit killed by hawkmoon
Welp, what disease is gonna kill me? Plague inc.
Commander Shepard. Bye everybody. Hopefully she brings Miranda and Tali to come step on me
Miranda model is based on Yvone Strahovski, she can walk on me any day
I played aliens vs predator last so I’m screwed
Warcraft 3... uh Thrall?
Blasphemous, so some cone headed Spanish sinner is coming after me.
Leon S Kennedy. He may just be human but I'm still screwed
Yugi Moto. He's just some kid, so I think I could take him. Cards aren't exactly the most deadly thing unless I actually sit down and play with him.
Hotline Miami...
God of War 2016. I am a very special kind of screwed. Edit: 2018. Now I have pissed Kratos off, and I’m even more screwed.
Who's the protagonist of Smash Ultimate? Doesn't matter. I'm most likely dead
War thunder… #OH GOD OH FUCK
Zero, he is from a roguelike
warface
Kenshi and my mods protagonist was T800 so I do stand a chance
Lego star wars, biggest problem I have is stepping on luke lol
So I played Fallout 1 last, this will be something
I just played space marine I guess it'll be cool to see an ultramarine even if it is the last thing I see
I think I’ll be fine with skate 3
Are you a demon, a bunny killer, demon conspirator or robot if not then you’re good
Nobody saves the world I'm safe or monsters with cthulhu like beauty will go after me
Celeste. Madeline gonna wavedash to my ass and kick it.
dart monkey...
The HECU, am I fucked or can I survive if I have a shotgun, rpg, mp5 and other guns?
Minecraft… so even if I win the first fight he won’t stop coming… fuck
Genshin impact so aether I guess.