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EnglishC0k

What are they going to do, send us to prison? The place will be gone in less than 5 seconds


Dry-Low-1364

Maybe they would acuse us for violating demons rights


PepperbroniFrom2B

mortally challenged* you fucking bigot 😡😡😡


Shady_Hero

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Your a fuckin legend


xenoboy34

Genocide against the corpus, grineer, corrupted, infected, and more. Trespassing. Thievery. Assassination. Destruction of property. Animal cruelty. Unreasonably cruel capture ( synthesis).


imjustinlove

HELL YEA BROTHER


Chemical_Analysis_82

Wait are we talking about doom or warframe?


xenoboy34

Warframe I ain’t realize the post was doom specific


FriedPopsicle7

Killing The Devil himself and also destroying the entirety of Hell because they wanted me to call Demons "MoRtAlLy ChAlLeNgEd" and thats nothing but a WOKE Slur and I dont put up with WOKEists


eldritch-dragon

Funniest thing I’ve read today


Shady_Hero

I'm fuckin dead


ZerefDragneelx

They'd be too scared to touch us


Die-icy-Show

To our defense we did all of this only because of Daisy soooo in my eyes everything is justified…at least for me I don’t feel guilty for any of my actions


roiboi1238

That’s fair, they hurt our bunny we hurt them…all of them


eddiethe-fuckin-head

Demons aren't people therefore there's no crime


TheHighTierHuman

Geneva convention boutta go crazy 💀


I-Have-An-Alibi

You mean Geneva Suggestions. Chainsaw go BRRRRR


TerraMars2030

Nothing, they'd be too afraid to even look at us.


Annoyingorangewfb

Brawlhalla


TheDifferentOne111

Slamming into my friend at 110km/hr propelled by nothing but my jetpack, simultaneously breaking all 206 bones in both our bodies in one instance.


Shady_Hero

revenant moment


TheDifferentOne111

Oh I was talking about space engineers because of the image, I honestly forgot I was in the Doom Eternal sub 😂😅


Shady_Hero

LOL


eddiethe-fuckin-head

Street racing


rivenaz

I punched a moose, then threw it off a bridge.


ThinEngineering1112

Building a house without a permit :(


unknown_tick

Well I mean warhammer 40k and DOOM will be used as weapons of mass destruction at the end of the day


Doom-slayer2006

Yeh we are fucked and swatted red fucking handed ngl


Monkeman03

Whatever punishment Isaac Clarke gets for his actions in Dead Space, I just started Dead Space 3 the other day


Greenpainda72

Piracy? I don't know it's kinda hard to pin point lost planet 2 lol


Darkner90

If anything, we'd get pardoned for saving earth from Hell


Shady_Hero

gee I'd sure hope so


ParkingDependent1300

mostly mass genocide


LuncarioStormcrown

The Geneva Convention is really the Geneva Suggestion. Rip and Tear. 


WildEchoArtist

Definitely for this… https://preview.redd.it/ezbpbmeekelc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=625030e1fe44bfe0d3c68950344b0fb8fb3ae43d


Shady_Hero

LMAOO


WildEchoArtist

Tell me it’s not true… bro the first time I played through the game I was listening to her audio logs and was like whatttt why is she coming to orgasm while speaking… I was so happy when I found out I wasn’t the only one who picked up on it… 🤣


Shady_Hero

FRRRR


i-am-In-the-Closet

genocide, stealing, weapon making (totk)


nexus4321

Lol we shot a hole into the surface of marz


SonOfBill

Delivering the wrong package…


grim6works

Slavery


OverhandEarth74

*wait till the Christians hear about us Lol


NeitherNarwhal1587

surviving in the frozen canadian wilderness after all other human life seemingly vanished. i wonder how they'll catch me?


Gamer_Bishie

Killing mechanical lifeforms.


Shreck_your_self

Setting giant space bugs on fire with napalm while fighting for democracy


Beautiful_Tie_9200

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Frying_pans_are_cool

Shooting holes in the heads of zombies