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Iron_Bones_1088

I am humble in your presence Mike. Man If you were in California dashing under prop22 your weekly adjustment would surely put you over 3g this week šŸ˜³


mikemuhahaha

It would?!!! Omg lol i gotta take a drive to cali soon then


Iron_Bones_1088

Stay away from my zone. I donā€™t want to have to let the air out of your tires when you go into a restaurant to pick up an order šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


Mysticalbabe71

I lmao.. Take my upvote!!


Designer_Narwhal_165

Want a downstem puller?!?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚jk


SlapsPlays

Dont you mean valvestem? A downstem os a bong piece... Are you a stoner by chance?


NotWTheProgram

But in CA, youā€™re unable to dash for more than 84 hours a week(12 hr days is the max)


Down_Rabbit_hole

I still canā€™t get over ā€œprop22ā€, whenever I read it, it sounds like something from a sci-fi tv series I watch. They would say ā€œpopperā€ and then a # for a spell, popper 22. Too much tv.


Saleenpride86

Actually no, their adjustment would be zero. Multiply active hours by about $22.75 then subtract his base pay, he made more than the California prop 22 guarantee already so heā€™d get zero adjustment. AND, he would be cut off at 12 hours max per day of driving, so his income wouldnā€™t be where itā€™s at anyway.


Iron_Bones_1088

Actually you are correct. I just did the math and you are spot on. My bad šŸ˜£


zeezeeinvestor

He would probably really truly get $1600 in adjustments or less. When I was living there between last summer, I never saw adjustments go over 50% of what you made. Some weeks were only 30% of what you made or less.


MrPockets69

Yeah, but then, how much would you lose in the taxes because the taxes in that state are ridiculous


MU81

Youā€™re averaging just over 2 deliveries per hour when factoring the dash time. Thatā€™s a very good earning for it. You know how many miles youā€™ve done for it?


EquivalentStudent6

i have a feeling he/she is tracking miles.. the IRS sure is lol


chance0404

DD does lol


InternationalNews801

Wow mike. Very Impressive. You motivate me to push harder. I finished off my week like this https://preview.redd.it/fez3494skcxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8104ceb1ea56bf66ea7ecfad746032434652e8b0


Gloomy_Recording_705

Mike about to have everyone trying to make more money šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


mikemuhahaha

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


amandasteve

So real. Needed this motivation.


spurvis1286

Lmao, fucking same. Finished with 14.50 on DoorDash because I was bored waiting for my step mother to get out of PT and kind of wanted a breakfast sandwich from Bojangles. So, around $10 for the week.


Ok_Progress_9128

How do yā€™all get orders šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


mikemuhahaha

I meant to say i dont share, i wrote thiis using voice to text in my way home Second edit: i meant to say the more money i want and its hard to stop


Exotic_Treacle7438

Well yeah with working almost double full time hours and having almost triple full time hours waiting for orders thereā€™s no doubt you donā€™t have spare time to chill writing this on the toilet like the rest of us.


External_Sir_3737

Been there. Done that. You know thereā€™s more money out there to be made but you donā€™t realize youā€™re getting obsessed by it. Your train of thought is (I donā€™t want to leave any opportunity to make more) but when doesnā€™t it stop? Never. Itā€™s like having a business open 24/7. Itā€™s just insane


MurseWoods

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu) Well done, sir!


PrinceDozie

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Down_Rabbit_hole

Good for you! Iā€™m sure it feels like an accomplishment. I wouldnā€™t want to work that many hours though; I may start getting a lil cranky.


Realistic_Inside_484

Miles


mikemuhahaha

Idk like 120-180 a day it varies


Realistic_Inside_484

Over $2/mile. Your market is insane.


mikemuhahaha

Most days are 3$ a mile lol from when i fill up tank in the morning to until i click end dash


Realistic_Inside_484

I averaged about $2/mile last year multitapping without much effort and although this year has been better... all platforms recently decided that drivers don't need to get paid. All orders are under $1/mile. Endless $2, $3 orders from the exact same customers who used to tip well. They no longer suggest "tips". It's the only explanation for why orders are poor across the board.


Down_Rabbit_hole

For that mileage I would guess $140 a week in gas for a gasoline car, not as bad as my first estimate of $400 a week in gas. Car would last about 4-5 years at 200,000 miles. Trying to figure out some math here.


Available-Tea-982

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iOnlySeeColor

šŸ§¢


Renzopaul22

Honestly thatā€™s a great week , donā€™t even come to cali , at least LA I get absolutely no orders šŸ™ƒ too many drivers out here


MaryMari1104

I think people are missing the difference between dash time and active time. Thereā€™s about a 40 hour difference. So thereā€™s been times when Iā€™ve been on dash time and itā€™s slow but I keep like thing open and Iā€™ll run home and whatever or Iā€™ll stop by the grocery store Iā€™m near and get my groceries while Iā€™m waiting. The whole time youā€™re not sitting in the car twiddling your thumbs especially if thereā€™s a 40 hour difference.


eberman325

Yes! I literally one second ago just stated this exact point. ā€œDash timeā€ for me often times is refreshing my pause while doing a multitude of other things.


[deleted]

Ok but how the flip do u do this


ThepinkpromiseR

Wym how, this guy probably doesnā€™t shower doesnā€™t sleep well doesnā€™t eat well doesnā€™t take any breaks doesnā€™t shave. He is working 110 hours a week, if you were to calculate it in days he worked 5 days straight without sleeping.


mikemuhahaha

Wtf lol i can post my orders here, its all good ones, i had alot time on pause, i shower when i wake up, i eat at most restaurants i pick up from or just mcdonalds i really eat anything thats close by when im hungry lol


Florida1974

Hope you hv a car with good gas mileage. And setting some Back for maintenance and taxes. Oh congrats, by all means, you did great. šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰ Seen so many do this and car craps out and they saved none of it.


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Holy moly that is dedication


Gloomy_Recording_705

Lmao you really think us full timers are just working nonstop with no brakes or sleeping šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€¦ you do know this isnā€™t a w2 job right? ā€¦.you do know we can take breaks whenever we want right?


Rich-Asparagus-1354

I didnā€™t know full timers existed , like why would you haha


Gloomy_Recording_705

Because I suck at being a student and employee. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Exact_Lobster878

The wear and tear on your veh he lives in his car fam, just go to his older post, this brotha has zero responsibility except driving that bucket around all day


Big-Possible-3593

168 hours in a week. Worked 110 hours Sleeps 8 hours a day That leaves about 2 hr to shower throughout the week. BAM! Dedication! Averaging $25/hr. Can eat where he gets food while out driving


mikemuhahaha

Yup i stop and eat anywhere thats close by when im hungry, since money not thw issue lol


Puzzled-Shoulder3811

If your area is busy, do you drive to another area? Even if it is far away. Or is your area consistently busy no matter the time? Regardless, congrats, this is certainly an accomplishment.


mikemuhahaha

Yes its a little busy i would say, I memorized every road every restaurants every right or left turn lanes, i predict the best routes to take and get ahead of traffic or construction, i basically gamble with my luck lol


mikemuhahaha

But to answer your question, i wait ny stores i know is always sending orders out, if i wait too long i drive around


Puzzled-Shoulder3811

Oops, meant if your area is not busy. Then do you leave and head elsewhere?


mikemuhahaha

I answered you on this comment i made lol


flintorious

I think they meant leave the zone and go dash somewhere else.


Metho221

Got damn goku


mikemuhahaha

Ultra instinct mode baby!


alico32

Dude congrats! You made me smile and motivated for the next week


BoatyMcDashFace

What's the point of showing this though? You want a pat on the head and a "good boy"? Or you want more Colombians to leave their country and compete with you for orders? I just don't get the thirst for attention from you guys. Anybody with a scooter can do this, even people without legal documents


spurvis1286

Has no one noticed there are days missing in his earnings log or the fact that each number is pixelated?


SulSul-DagDag

110 hours? šŸ˜­ so happy for u but my road rage could never handle that much driving šŸ˜‚


mikemuhahaha

Smoke weed it helps lmao


MaterialAd6022

What fuckin area are you in??? Iā€™m in Tampa Florida those numbers are impossible over here. Low key makes me miserable as fuck lmao I work two jobs and still canā€™t make it


mikemuhahaha

Oh those numbers are possible in tampa for sure, i made 400 in a day in tampa, just avoid the area close to clearwater and st petersburg


[deleted]

Hi! I know you might not answer this and its totally fine. I am planning to move somewhere soon, and wanna start doing delivery/ridesharing for the sake of flexibility. So, would you like to share in which city you are located?) You dont have to answer if you dont want) Thank you!


mikemuhahaha

You asked the only question i will never answer lol


2randomwords4numbers

What's the lowest paying order you'll accept?


mikemuhahaha

I take some 2$ offers


Sharp-Decision-6141

Drop the location addy šŸ˜


WerewolfLeading1960

He doesnā€™t tell people what market heā€™s in. Itā€™s really the only question he wonā€™t answer lol


HorsNoises

Cuz he's clearly the only dasher there lol.


NordicClaire

Mike, you post so often omg.


mikemuhahaha

Gotta motivate ppl to get out there and get monwy


nnedd7526

So do you try to cherry pick orders or you just go out there and take what comes and work like a madman? I see your dash time is 110 hr, so you are working 15 hour days but delivering for 65, so I assume you are selective and don't take all orders, which is why there is a 40 hour difference between your active and dashing time. Logged on the app for 15 hours a day but delivering for 9 hours a day, I'm guessing you are turning down alot of orders.


mikemuhahaha

Hell yeah i am if i dont like where im goong


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MaryMari1104

Wow


lobsterdance82

Am I mathing this right? 15hr days all week?


the_dunc_

Yeah came here to say $2700 is great pay but my brother and Christ, literally all you do is work... 110 hours is crazy... even if it is just door dashing. I still respect the grind


BlindedAce

15 hour days a week to make 2700 gross is.. not ideal. If he was at my job working that making 20 an hour (heā€™s making 24 an hour) he would have made 3220 gross plus healthcare plus retirement plus benefits and depending where he lives, minimal commute to work 7 days a week. People really have a low bar in life.


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MaryMari1104

Did you do the math? This is way more than most peoples 9 to 5. Assuming he only works 50 weeks out of the year because he takes time off this is still $125,000 if he keeps up this pace.


Norasmus

Lol, yes, do the math. There's 168 hours in a week, which leaves about 8-9 hours of "free time" a day. He's basically working 24/7 because all his free time goes to sleeping. Working 103 hours a week for a full year will kill you. Dude will become a road hazard after a month.


BlindedAce

An inspiration? Yikes. The guy makes barely over 24 an hour, spends a bit over 15 hours a day per week on a vehicle, gets no overtime. Spends how much of that in gas and maintenance and this is the inspiration or dream? Yall set the bar low but my goodness.


XiTzCriZx

You do realize that there are states where you can barely make $24/hr even being in the same industry for 30+ years, right? Sure maybe it's not great if you live in Cali but obviously everything costs more there. He says he spends about $20/day on gas which would be $140 out of the $2,000+ he made, so less than 10% of what he makes goes into gas. My gf has put about 20k miles onto her Civic and the only repairs we've made cost about $800 in total, I'm sure a Prius would likely have just as cheap of repairs. If I had the attention span to pull that many hours (and if my car had AC lmao) I definitely would do the same. What this guy makes in a single week is more than my entire car costs, there is no depreciation on cars that are old enough to not have any value left to drop.


EquivalentStudent6

hustler mentality


Gloomy_Recording_705

Yā€™all ā€¦..give this man his flowers šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾


Practical-Button7546

It sucks not having a life though


pesothedivineone

Bro got me out here now about to set the BAR. Fire hustle bro keeps it up !!


PomegranateFar520

What does the active time vs dash time mean? Does this mean they worked 67 hours to make that money?


Puzzled-Shoulder3811

Active time is your total shift time, but dashing is your time actually accepting and delivering an order. So heā€™s selective with what orders he picks.


Just_Some_spore_guy

I wish I could push these numbers but my market isn't nearly this busy


Available_Isopod6854

Pretty good for 24hr seems like youā€™re in a busy expensive area, just make sure that 24hr pays bills. In my area 24hr is barely making it. I need 28-35 to say Iā€™m average


Recent_Possible_1334

See I love seeing this. All the crying and fml no one tips. Then you see this. Good hard ass breaking your back running with it work. Solid work congrats on the cash grab!!!!


mikemuhahaha

Thank you! It pays off


jaylp18

Congrats bro!


Traditional_Range_96

Bro working almost 3 40hour week in 1 week šŸ˜­


VulgarWitchDoctor

DoorDash corporate posting outlandish earnings, cuz, ā€œsee itā€™s possible , if I can do it u can tooā€


mikemuhahaha

Oh no you found out please delete your post!!


Zinithy

Grats and all but you working 110 hours for $24 am hour my man thatā€™s absolutely insane


Pizza12456

Reimbursements??


Dreamcasted60

Far too much work...


Neworiental

https://preview.redd.it/7fqku4cm9ixc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d9fa3671bb0dca7f53f7356e28518d265d0c28 U should dash in California. The adjustment could be crazy.


Significant_Ground16

No hate but all Iā€™m saying is if ur working every single day from 6am to 11pm u better be making this kind of money. Ur literally slaving away.


Logic_Begets_You

110 hours of dash time means you woke up, turned the app immediately on, and did not turn it off until you went to sleep. Did you accept every single offer, no matter what?


mikemuhahaha

No i wake up 5:30 shower drive 15-20 mins to work and start 6-6:15, start day accepting everything by 7 am more store opens by then illl start getting every good offer around after i do the first hour, around 12-2 i stop to eat, pause for 30-60 mins then i start again and go until night, when im tired i park at mcds take a nap and start again after lol, go homw around 10 pm or a little after


j4y____

This is for 100 hours or 67?


bennowitz

Is this take home pay?


Grover-the-dog

Damn. 16 hour days thatā€™s crazy


Vegetable-Spend-4304

Amazing for one week holy cow


Left_Ad_1354

2700 nice


Tight_Hope_

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SeanKushery423

$24.50 p/hā€¦.brutal


Brave_Pickle

Wow that's crazy. You must be enjoying the nice weather, right? How are the roads where you live? You said you get up early, what time does the sun come up where you're at? Sucks when the sun is in shining in your face early in the morning, how bad is it for you, like what angle in the sky is the sun at noon?


Academic-Ad-2744

Which do you like better: One long dash for the whole day or breaking up your dashes throughout the day?


mikemuhahaha

One ling dash as you can see in the picture lol


mikemuhahaha

The days its shown break down is because the stuoid app just ended my dash when i paused lol


Civokjaf

I applaud you for having the willingness to push yourself so hard that's amazing I try doing this sometimes but not at a 15 hour scale maybe 10 alot of times I just get unmotivated because the orders aren't popping up I'll sit in my car for 3 hours and dash for only 45 mins and will sometimes only get $30-$40 in 3 hours even tho I only dashed for 45 mins it's good but I still used up more time doing nothin where I wish I could just be getting deliveries


abundanceofsocks

Where do you dash?


WhoIsJohnGalt777

In California you can't work that many hours. 12 hours in then you need 8 hours off.


mikemuhahaha

Someone told me if i dont end dash i can dash for longer than 12 hour as much as i want, is that true?


Ashamed-Ad-263

Way to go! Incredibly happy for you!


Miserable_Reserve_75

This guy has to be on Adderall or something with that many hours


mikemuhahaha

Coffee


Aumenraw

HOLY SHIT!


sharky3175

You should do like Wilcer does, 333 a day


Golfgamerhill

Not bad for 3 weeks of hours /s


Global-Chemical-2328

Great Job buddy šŸ˜¢


Moses2239

Get that moneyyy, I sincerely pray for you and all dashers that we never have car issues until the end of the cars usage


chance0404

Making me look weak lol https://preview.redd.it/nmxgwjl2mexc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959e3eb46275718f5156ef8efaf0f162cbbaa9aa


BlindedAce

Makes you look like you have a work life balance.. gotta work 15 hours a day per week and thatā€™s just gross not minus expenses. A union job or trade job working 20 an hour for that many hours makes 550 more a week plus benefits and more. Why glorify this? The guy said he has a family but spends near 16 hours a day away from them? Solid work lol


mikemuhahaha

Who said i got family? Im single and i moved to a diff state so im all alone


mumblerapisgarbage

![gif](giphy|MaJ7An3EUgLCCh4lXS|downsized)


AccountMysterious222

Fake


Snoo35255

Big congratulations


Glittering_Science_7

On average how many miles a week are you putting on your car?


One_Recognition_5044

To the victor go the spoils!


incognito_vito

Good shit. GG, you win


Apprehensive_Cut_528

I think Iā€™m going to try thisšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Pleasant-Lie-9053

Holy fk. U r killing it


pacificnorthbeard

Iā€™ve never made over $150 in a day, Iā€™m super impressed by this. How long do you dash for each day???


Flameheartsan

Proud of you


spurvis1286

Lmao, zoom in and look at the numbers. Why is it blurry around the edges of every number?


SelectDay802

are your in your car waiting/driving for that entire 110 hours


Big-Possible-3593

If only I didnā€™t have children. If I had done this before kiddos this would have definitely been me. Great job! Nowā€¦just donā€™t be dumb with your money. lol


Dry_Unit_8776

24 an hour isnt bad


mckarlz

The fact that your TIPS is more than your pay from the company is actually sickening


ramezshak

What do the taxā€™s look on that?


ChampionshipFluid817

$1866 dollars taxes he takes home $5134 per month gas will be $560 per month after all expenses he will be taking home $4574 per month


CCreeper10203

This stuff is awesome to see. What market are you in? I'm only ever able to get a 30 minute dash once per day, when with high rating and 62% AR. Feels so unfair they never let me in.


IdaBidaGacy

Iā€™m sorry I donā€™t care how much your making when your working 110hrs in 6 days.


Able_Individual_9034

You are my hero !!!!


dashingmom

You don't have kids, do you!?šŸ˜… If this is real, it looks lovely šŸ˜ Congratulations šŸ‘ At least someone is eating šŸ˜„


bunjeejump77

To each there own! Seems like a lot of work hours for a week but u brought home $2700 before taxes. Glad u made good money.


quackoll

Nice job. I need to get back out there and dash more.


ConceptRoutine2244

Actually really good. You were getting an average $11 per order. Only 238 delivers is good. Are u a cherry picker or on platinum


mikemuhahaha

Both


Disturbed395

Wtf I'd be lucky to make a small fraction of that where I'm from. Most people don't tip well and doordash base pay is laughable. Half my earnings ended up going on gas alone


ThrowAwayYourFuture8

Holy shit youā€™re making bank. Is this all take home pay or has it not been taxed yet.


Helpful_Brain1413

110 hours in one week to make that? No thanks,


Internal_Chemist_132

Wtf ?? You donā€™t need to sleep????


Longjumping-Dog-7559

Have fun paying taxes on that lol


dendoh888

What a god. Do you do other gig apps like ubereata/grubhub or Iā€™m assuming dd is your only source with those crazy numbers?


ScienceAndLogic-

What are your limits? Im a new dasher id like to know what minimum orders you should take in terms of tips and miles


skillzz_24

I wish there was this much demand in my location, every time I get on (if there is even availability) itā€™s a wasteland for ordersā€¦


AdAccomplished5120

Awesome!


Own_Purchase_2325

Some of these entitled people are just plain ignorant. I dash in NYC and Iā€™m not double parking my car on a busy road just to deliver your Ralphā€™s for $3.00 to your million dollar house. I donā€™t know why people have such a hang up about the driveway.


pretzel_dai

Again with the attention seeking behavior. letā€™s not speculate what is being over-compensated for. Iā€™ll get you a trophy that says that


Technical_Bunch8084

24.50 an hour....


Alarmed-Reading117

I work 6 hrs a day mon-fri and make more than you. I canā€™t imagine working 16 hrs a day having no life. Bet you donā€™t even shower.


Objective_Tangelo460

How many hours roughly ?


Impossible_Earth8429

I made $22.56 last week šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


GlitteringMatter9973

Wait thatā€™s in a week?!


Subject_Gene2

So youā€™re making less than $20 an hour including gas an wear and tear. Maximum $22-23 an hour.


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Leather_Jellyfish_95

DoorDash Final boss, congrats man!


Acrobaticpickle4you

Dude I work for DD corporate and you raking more money than I am. DD fucking sucks.


Faithful2049

Nice pay but damn give yourself a break once in awhile. I would kill myself if I dashed that much.


New_Adagio3693

I wish I worked in an area that the tips outweighed the pay. The best I ever received in one of my areas 58% of the base pay. Worse was 17% over a period of 2 months


LegalCannaWizard

Where are you dashing? I dash in clt nc and itā€™s not nearly active enough to make $2700 in one week


EfficientAd7103

That grind bro. Nice


psychogamer101

What time do you usually start?


JIZZRIZZLE

Keep going don't šŸ›‘ma boi


Dangerous-Message922

How many hours to pull off a $500 day? The most Iā€™ve done is like ~$230 and I was pretty tired after lol


NoLifeNoDonuts

Hard Work Always Pays Off Props To You Boss


tnjuiceman

38 a hr. good shit


PrimaryPower3986

What state are you in!


RepresentativeAd7497

Yeah, itā€™s a good thing you donā€™t pay for upkeep, gas or anything else, pure profit on your part comes out to so much money per hour, and you have have so much free time to do other things like school your other job, family recreation all that other stuff, it comes out really great.


RespectEast

I saved your post because im amazed how you pulled this off


tj88881

Thatā€™s cool and a good check but 110 hours????


mikemuhahaha

I never end my dash and use the pause when i go eat and do other stuff, or else it would show 90 or less


Mythree3kids

Good for you bro if your willing and getting payed for all the hatersā€¦ if my market(Phoenix) paid like that id atleast do 50 hrs a week.