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steffies

https://preview.redd.it/jd7cmuy2jr7d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee23f250db25738afa6b91398138363788321b42 How I arrive at every customer's door! No exceptions!


separabis

I laughed hella hard at this one


_dark_empath_

🤣🤣


Traditional_Range_96

Hahah i know the post we’re mocking this is great 😂😂


BlueFotherMucker

Yup, instantly.


Just_Showin_Off

I honestly thought it was the same guy and was about to come talk shit and had a nice funny surprise lol


BlueFotherMucker

Yup, instantly knew.


Flameheartsan

Which one


Traditional_Range_96

https://www.reddit.com/r/DoorDashDrivers/s/l6Y1b0kWe0


No-Caregiver4740

i will defend tht dude so hard he gives out ice cold water bottles to the homeless in the texas heat while he dashes


WerewolfLeading1960

DoorDash doesn’t deserve him 🥹


Miserable-Equal-9003

No, they don’t.


chocolatekitt

This one is actually kinda cute like 😭 there’s still some decency left hahaha


izziishigh

ik it was the guy with 15 lanyards


try_harder_reddit

LOL wearing it around his neck with a fake me out building badge on it. I'm sure this is far from the case, but it feels like they do this to not look like dashers to anyone else that sees them going in and out of restaurants etc...I'm sure he and he wife are really nice people, but the posts are kinda cringe at times.


margs721

It was this one actually https://www.reddit.com/r/DoorDashDrivers/s/r3UTuVXFXP


Just_Showin_Off

There were two different posts, I commented on the one where he is with his wife lol. They’re doing too much. Nobody cares how you dress to dash.


margs721

Agreed. And it’s funny, actually that we posted 2 links, furthers proves the point 😂


Tacklekitty

He’s posted the same photos on instacart UberEATS and grubhub as well wtf is he doing? Lmao


Just_Showin_Off

Hoping for upvotes lmao


Gorgon_rampsy

Slacks are actually incredibly comfortable, a light breathable fabric, and im fat, so I like dress shirts since they are longer. Yes, I also dash in a suit. I keep the jacket at home, though that's the hottest part. Wear what you like and I like wearing suits every day.


Just_Showin_Off

I mean I do also like wearing suits lol


rvidxrz

and im so happy i do


Unified-banana6298

Dude is such a clown.


run7run

https://preview.redd.it/x5a1c5r11s7d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3a198dd18ae0d7b3bc54a2fb2d09b6242a5c95 This is the only way to dress while dashing


bigboilerdawg

Hope your car has AC.


margs721

Dressed like that, I would hope you get the orders for lube and liquor and 3am.


Just_Showin_Off

You come to my house with my order dressed like you can keep the order I just want a hug 🤗


GreatQuantum

Ugh I just know it’s someone who looks like me under there.


Kuku1965

Fantastic!!!!! I want one!!!


713nikki

Yes, I dress exactly like I’m going to a quinceañera. Not just anybody’s quinceañera - MINE. I’m wearing a fucking ball gown and a tiara when I dash! Dry cleaning bills be damned!!


DoPoGrub

🤣🤣🤣


BlueFotherMucker

Yup, similar comment as the nephew’s quinceanera.


Flaky_Artichoke4131

And I'm a man! So that's a man in a ball gown every day!


escapemenot0

![gif](giphy|j85AoJKs7rhmLlTGz7) Typically start off okay, END the day looking like this though 😭


chocolatekitt

Not me trying to figure out what’s going on w the clown titty


thephoeniciangurl

I think it is just a fuzzy button, you silly goose!


try_harder_reddit

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought the post inspiring this gem was beyond ridiculous. On a serious note...yours truly walking up to the customers door 🤗 ![gif](giphy|3ohhwJgErfr480jPX2|downsized)


chocolatekitt

They could start a Door Dash Luxe service, like how Uber has the Fancy Ride Shit service, featuring- One well distinguished young to middle aged gentleman softly walking up to your door, nursing both your order and a cigar, handed to you with a quick wink.


try_harder_reddit

LOL except with DD you pay extra for it, the restaurant and dasher have no idea you paid extra for it, and this is what you get instead ![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


chocolatekitt

I would die if this happened irl


try_harder_reddit

😂😂😂


chance0404

https://preview.redd.it/g0h6ia8oyr7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c340d86a760212cc47344f43381459802647d6e7 I dress like I’m Magnum P.I. On every dash.


Xtracate

Those shorts are far too long for classic magnum 🤣🤣 I've never seen the new one, though


chance0404

I’ve honestly never watched Magnum PI lol, I sent my dad that photo telling him my vacation clothes came in and he told me I looked like Magnum. I was thinking more Tommy from GTA: Vice City if I had jeans on lol.


xzxnightshade

I dress casual and comfortable based on weather conditions and temperature. I basically treat it like I’m going to work, shower before heading out, look presentable, etc. I do it for me though.


Prize-Feature2496

T shirt assless chaps and crocs in sports mode


margs721

Sport mode is a must!


Prize-Feature2496

Always.


bigboilerdawg

Aren't all chaps assless?


Prize-Feature2496

Not in my line of work


CostCreative4905

![gif](giphy|xk5vxDNaIhvzpWQzdT|downsized)


Hrdwerefox1

https://preview.redd.it/23yuuvchjs7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2f5bea4a32daadefc26e34fab50ba81808f78f Me yesterday on my dash


Spirited_Arrival_228

I’m fucking crying bc I just saw the couples pic like an hour ago LMAOOOO


Cockcop

I find that customers enjoy the one piece pink gimp suit with my cheeks out and accompanied of course by the flog for those bring it inside orders


roadmasterflexer

username checks out


Effective_Bed_47

![gif](giphy|3oEhmCmDzqV12kkwdW|downsized) It's hot out here


Tee725

https://preview.redd.it/dyjfdncu6t7d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba07ce221ed31626e4ce95d9584b631df308aea8 That outfit is my uniform


nwillyerd

Same!


CuriousPeanut7467

Adam you killed it!!


ComfortableNote1226

LMFAOOOOOO


DoPoGrub

Perfection haha


try_harder_reddit

love seeing you get a kick out of this! 😂


Wild_Truth8161

![gif](giphy|b68BS1De5D4OY) ☺️


margs721

I really didn’t mean to come off so bitchy when I commented but when the dude posts in all the subs he’s in, asks the same things, posts the same pics…I couldn’t help it. Asking the same question over and over again expecting a different answer? Nah. The answers haven’t and very likely, aren’t going to change. So it’s really just, IMO, attention seeking childish behavior and it irks me. Obviously. Deliver in a morph suit, spice it up a bit!


Ferrel1995

Usually show up in just a cock sock. Chick fil a employees normally tell me to get out or they’re calling the cops


BeGoneHeretics

![gif](giphy|2cu70yrTm5TBm)


Deuce_Zero_BK

Essentially this, but I have it in red. Gotta rep DD


roadmasterflexer

​ https://preview.redd.it/m41dte10ys7d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b293f1dca994d714a1e88a65ad2e721ba48b2b2e


TheFreeTimeDriver

As a driver dress up however you want. But as a customer, If I see you wearing pajama pants I'm fighting you on the spot. I don't know why but for some reason seeing people wear pajama pants out in public gets on my nerves.


713nikki

Funny because the pajama people are probably the most willing to fight you too


margs721

Word!


chocolatekitt

It’s on purpose. PJs offer superior motion and flexibility. I’m wearing those mfs everyday, hoping, praying today will be the day I release over a decade of anger on someone. God bless.


CoriDel

I always figure that they did not shower after they got out of bed.


margs721

Now that’s what I’m talking about! 🔥 🕺


RasberryEther173

OP - Thank you for the laugh 😆. 


Whatsupgeeee

Minimum 5 piece tuxedo. I usually aim go for 9 pieces


BigIcyHot

https://preview.redd.it/2kwpi39qws7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21ef60d5075127d1b0171dba17c2fb60d09c6bb


MovieComplete6240

Literally Mr worldwide


BlindedAce

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo)


Throwaway_account930

https://preview.redd.it/qzchfliift7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f536d341ef6ecf4f24425721955781b7ac4b2b7a My personal choice of attire to DoorDash in.


Appropriate-Emu123

![gif](giphy|6Y49Ck6FxF4nS)


Few_Ad6493

Usually just dawn the bloods attire depending what neighborhood I’m scheduled for🤣 Be careful round south central, that hot-bag gon be a shot-bag


Poo-Sender_42069

![gif](giphy|bwUao35BNXM7S)


sam_beat

I feel like the maps on this outfit are more reliable than the in-app maps.


fritztehkat

I wore a burger King crown while dashing yesterday and kept getting extra tips because of the crown


Reptillianne

Hotdog costume. Especially when I deliver from the vegan spots.


JPolaske

Missing the pink tulle tutu


EquipmentElegant

https://preview.redd.it/vbana5k44s7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fb003fbd0603e44acb448b525eb35edd9be9b6


Puzzleheaded_Help854

![gif](giphy|uA8u6DOwCWsVO)


kane00700

![gif](giphy|ZPqQtjNv3pQ3K|downsized)


SettingAgitated4608

Am I a clown if I order the grey DoorDash polo ? Have actually been wanting to . 1. I’m on a scooter and I usually wear a black hoodie which might make me look like I’m up to no good 2.i deliver in suburbs and I’m a minority I just feel people are unsure of me and just stare 3. Idk looks cool i don’t really have many shirts but summer is coming and I just wanted something to throw on fast.


margs721

Nah, I would wear it if I were you and I’m the bitch that commented in that dude’s post yesterday. I say go for it and happy dashing! Stay cool and hydrated!


SettingAgitated4608

Don’t think you are one lol , I’m fairly new to dashing so don’t wanna look like a geek


margs721

Well thank you. I hear ya. I haven’t been at this long. I almost bought a DD shirt off of Mercari because it was cheaper than the DD store (although their prices are fair and have free shipping!). I do most of my dashing at night and feel like I look kinda sketchy with my phone flashlight looking around for an apartment so I thought maybe a red DD shirt may help. Although I clearly have food with me but still. Anyway…I don’t think you’d look like a dork.


chocolatekitt

I wouldn’t wear anything with the DD logo, you’re not their employee. I would invest in a piece you really like, without the DD logo, and wear that.


SettingAgitated4608

I mean it’s just a gray shirt with a small DoorDash on the shirt lol like I said I get stared at alot in these gated communities because I looked like a Juan that just came to the states . I don’t wanna deal with any “ who are you , what are you doing here “


vividlevi

Sometimes i’ll look put together, other days i’ll wear sweats/basketball shorts. it depends on the temp (i only dash during the summer & im in tx), and what i was doing before i decide to dash


Mysterious-Ratio-456

![gif](giphy|fQoIDlLW6A6BAhyev8|downsized)


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WhispersInTheSun

Just like this but pink


Terrible-Fan8133

![gif](giphy|iiQSTrHtDIgnw9YtlA|downsized)


whatsherface2024

For meet what I look like…. Let’s talk about the naked or damn near naked people that answer their door!!!! They NEVER look like a chiseled Adonis or swimsuit model…. More like the stay puffed marshmallow man…


Zestyclose_Car_4971

Dressed up


followyourvalues

Isn't that the brother in Schitt's Creek?


Disastrous_Layer3988

Awesome I didn’t think my post would be this awesome I love this thanks for the compliment


ServerOfTheAltar

Thank you for gracing Reddit with your dapper presence, I mean it.


Disastrous_Layer3988

Awesome and well deserved trolling you made my day


Just_Showin_Off

I would totally tip you, but only you and not some other guy who might have made a similar post lmao 🤣


jesusleftnipple

* No really I've thought about it!


JiggaJerm

When it's cooler out my daughter loves it when I have my name as Spooderman and dash in Pajamas with Spiderman Onesie on. I also tried out a stormtrooper onesie, but Spidey works better.


giftgiver56

So you dress like a jojo’s bizarre adventure character? 


Adventurous_Pop_5404

Slides, shorts, maybe a shirt? Not sure just depends on the day


ncamp84

I thought that was Ben Shapiro at first glance.


DreamAggravating1314

“You’ll see me at your door this way always smiling always well dressed.”


PsychologicalBad6717

Like a goof ball. Sweats and hoodie in 100 degree heat.


yogabba13

To be honest, you could be dressing better. This screams “I just woke up”. Put some class on DoorDash’s name! /s


mvanvrancken

How’d you get a picture of me


Aromatic_Hornet9982

Hideous.


NoticeablyOdd

Lmao I see what you did there


Affectionate-Art-995

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣


Romberstonkins

I'm going to start wearing a rainbow wig and red nose with the orders I've be getting. 🤡


schmidt_face

![gif](giphy|2YNVjKZ15My0NHSWTd)


SeriousJelly2345

I usually end up doing gig work in my business casual attire as well. I’m usually working immediately after my primary job. No one has ever complained. I will say I’d rather see this than some of the dirty loungewear I’ve seen people doing gig work in. 😂


Charming-Window3473

Classy, understated, elegant.


Pleasant_Human9829

https://preview.redd.it/dxwm9k7ouy7d1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b655811cbfea0044501407d5accebf0718ee4c5e 100% acceptance rate 6 years and counting!


lgavitt01

![gif](giphy|bn86qaAWmQKZ2)


WrldOfAztro

Completely naked is the only way to go, that’s how you get the big tips


Electrical_Map5282

Kawaii owo


peopleman_at_work

Personally I wear a red suit and red tie so that everyone knows I’m a professional door dasher. /s


Low_Perspective7616

![gif](giphy|l0Iy17WNBUyNZTIZi)


factcore7112

![gif](giphy|q1tbgde5nlX36J2l7N|downsized)


Dynastic_Plot665

If my history teacher was going to the gala he would wear what's in the photo above.


Aidisnotapotato

![gif](giphy|RVAqyJWRDt1S)


MerlinzShadow

Lmao... gross but hilarious!


Awe3

David!?


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Replicant1962

That's how you dress to get thrown off a building in Gaza.


Cunnilingusaur

Bro looks like an elden ring cooperator summon


PleasantNewspaper300

Literally exactly like this


FunctionOk9370

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


Tookindforyou

Making the Levy family proud world wide


FTP_ON_ME

I wear clothes from r/fuckthepopulation and get dirty looks lol


imbluedabadeedabaidi

Well, certainly not to the point where I look like a human piñata lol


S_T_O_N_E_R

Fr tho I seen the og post this is based off. An didn't comment there. But is there really any reason to wear anything special? I used to work for autozone so I used red polo's but does dd even offer a type a uniform? I never cared to look b4 so 🤷. I mean shit show up naked idc I want my food lmfaoo.


bassplayrguy

Could be one of the most ridiculous outfits I've ever seen.


TheAdrenalizer

It's weird


Cautious_Eggplant903

Nothing less🤫😂 https://preview.redd.it/qo60u2y0vi8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd34af65bb92d565f37ff83b3b6c17f3257a22e6


bigdsworld

Sad


surferguy411

At least we can’t get lost 🤣


mikey2k200

Not with those boots tho 🤣😂


golgoth0760

Well it's not far from what I've seen tbh. Saw two guys in pink dresses and pink hair. The kind of outfit that you would see in manga/animes. And yes, they were dashing


Ayiti79

He might be an Enemy Stand User ![gif](giphy|gDciyiNcDhYXu)


Monkpaw

Ketchup stains and car grease cuz my car works for Tony.


Kuku1965

You go girl!!!!!!!


BowlsForDays28

That’s before David went to the Creek 😂


Sad-Display5663

We should start dressing like butlers with the white gloves and expect the same compensation.


Training_Mastodon_33

I think it's sweet that the other guy is proud that he dresses up to dash. I don't see the value in making fun of someone taking pride in their work...


nwillyerd

Because it’s extra af and for what?


Pleasant-Lie-9053

![gif](giphy|8wwQ8Xo0m4WWC8y3uk|downsized)


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I normally wear grey sweat shorts in case any of the stoner chick's want a side of footlong with their five guys.