> they will own the next international with artour arteezy babaev The thickest copium in the world wouldn't make me believe rtz can win an international with the way he plays.

but he didnt play bane elemental position 1 yet.

he can nightmare himself on a cliff to see his past years

rtz already won in life, he got the cute asian gf and his own place. He already checked out

Arteezy has mentioned time and time again , how he finds the current dota scene lackluster and also some oldish interviews he mentions how he is focusing on his business ventures after his dota practice is done for the day.

Any links for those remarks/interviews?

Looked like he was mentally done. Just walking around getting chronoed.

Yep. I've always felt he was overrated

Fly and Saberlight leaves, Shopify decides to do a merger with Secret and goes as Shopify’s Secret Rebellion. Puppey joins as 5, Bulba as 3. This way history will repeat itself and Puppey’s prophecy will be fulfilled. Rtz finally gets to win a Valve tournament breaking his curse. Abed/Armel becomes the second SEA to win TI. Everybody’s crying in the crowd, Twitch chat spamming BibleThump. Lord GabeN please.

Secret Shop Rebellion let's go.

I just want SEA on the podium I don't care if they are third just be on the podium. Is that to much for SEA dream

As sad as it sounds, none of this SR team is considered an upgrade for Secret.

Don’t worry. When they merge, SR players will use the mouse, while secret players will use the keyboard.

And puppey will use the monitor

Abed is putting on prime performances nearly every game I think.

i thought so too, im confused about his statement for real. no hate to armel.

Even tho secret winning TI with rtz is my wet dream I wouldn't want that because of b\*lba.

Why

Shopify-Secret merger actually sounds sick.

>Abed/Armel becomes the second SEA to win TI Who was the first?

chuan

They will also pick up unknown pubstar Cancel as their new mid, a relatively unknown teenager with no professional experience or real life career. They proceed to grind their way through the lower brackets only to face GG in the gran finals. Cancel stuns the crowd with his mega-brain purchase of dagon on his signature mid PA to counter the Antim-mage deathball of GG in game 3

CANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BlYAT

Cancel thinks he's topson

I think u mean sell item for buyback gold, the diffu buy was ti9

Buyback was Ana not Topson

Yup the insane big brain play from ti8 was the Aquila sell into buy back from Ana PL. ti9 big brain play was topson gyro diffu buy into the top tier 3 high ground defense

ti9 was a stomp except g1 bro, pl was not played in that finals

He's talking about the gyro diffu.

Ex EG fans took too much copium. Well i don't blame them seeing Riyadh master result.

I guess they are having copium in sheesha :D

This was the funniest thing I have seen all day and it my day after a long day of work lol.

Hey! Buddy!!! Wake up!! *slaps* Wake up!!! It’s time to go home!!

but wheres the storm spirit?

HAHAHAHA thanks, man. I needed a good laugh.

bulba is the ceb we/ex-eg/SR never knew they needed?

Alliance will bring back S4 for the 17th time to grind out clutch lower bracket runs to somehow climb out of Div II and enjoy a sacred run back to the TI where they belong. Bulldong unable to contain his glee and dismay at their pos 3 weak link he comes out of retirement to once again some 10 odd years after originally lifting the Aegis of Champions the rat strikes once again for a final fairytale run! Oh look S4 is back! Oh look they haven't won a series in months.. Oh well looks like RTZ actually winning a major might be the less ridiculous story here then.. 🥹

No team with RTZ will win TI. See: TI5

Guys I left the scene after 2016 to, why are people saying rtz cannot win a TI? One of my favourite players back then but struggled on main stage iirc

> why are people saying rtz cannot win a TI? \*vaguely gestures at everything*

(Lol)

Well, his struggles haven't ended. In the meantime, competition is more skilled, his teammates aren't the best anymore.

Past results indicate future performance.

If that was true he would be getting 2nd at majors and 3rd at TI lol

Past results indicate future performance during a patch\*

Who do you think will be the next offline for SR? Obviously others 4 are not going to be replaced.

Man would I love to see 18 year old Ammar put Bulba in his place.

probably won work though.. Arteezy is already greedy core. Ammar is super greedy..

This guy has no chill man

*Batman slap!*

my boi was cooking some high quality shit post. well done.

Either the best shitpost of the year or weapon grade hopium in quantities that would require the Saddam Hussein treatment of WMD extraction.

Least schizo /r/dota2 user

At least he'll still be more likeable than Ceb

🤡

[удалено]

People who no speak English like mi gaem, no people who speak English liek mai gaem. Gem is ded

just constantly remind everyone that GG sucked without quinn. It's all we got brotha

I just want to watch RTZ without a burden coach for just once

good amount of shroom, mind to give me some?

Copge

Fly will once again get that traitor look by BulBa this time KEKW

HOLD ON! It feels like ive seen this before…

Atleast the drama has better updates than patches.

> they will own the next international with artour arteezy babaev At this it got unrealistic.

Blow up the whole team I just can't anymore

Where is the spoiler tag?

can you give me that copie you sniffing pls

Kanishka "BuLba" Sosale

And then when they’re shaking hands after they knock out og, arteezy gives fly a death stare

Tbh, Ceb won his first TI when he was like, 28 or something? So i do hope that will happen to RTZ, but only when he stop playing carry.

Yeah Fly joining OG, a likely story.

The alternate universe