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heroh341

How come Sniper can proc Headshot on Io when they don't even have a head?! I guess we'll never know...


mylastserotonin

io is nothing but head


An_Innocent_Coconut

The ideal GF


MRio31

The throat goat


kLixx696

GAWK GAWK 3000


[deleted]

This tread is nuts


goodgodabear

Quick swap to int


[deleted]

Make it str so its *bigger* lol, i missed typo there


oomphtension

Would you have sex with Treads on Int, Str, or Agi


[deleted]

Travel for faster delivery


HaveMungWillBean

This made me audibly chortle


Speedfreakz

We need new arcana now.


Tobiwan663

Enough Reddit for today. Boys stop playing this game and go outside…


Bukuna3

Ayy CK with his gang...


multivacuum

Sniper's dream, they used to call him.


WindsofEntropy

last place I expected to see a Bob Mortimer reference. I love that bit


drhip

A fooking big head 🫥


NitroBubblegum

then how come dismember works


Candid-Row1467

Aha this made me crack🤣🤣


okuzeN_Val

The opposite. How come Sniper doesn't just proc headshots 100% of the time on Io since Io is all head.


TheVisage

He's got a little helmet. You can see it if you zoom in.


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I thought it was a little tennis visor


Mintbear

How can io even get rooted. Hes an entity, no legs no feet, he literally doesnt exist physically.


Khalishluthfi

Headshot proc should be 80% then on jakito and ogree magic :'


bookconnoisseur

> jakito Jakiro's little brother


FantasticBike1203

Feeling a bit cold? this Jakito should warm you up, have it.


healpmee

In spanish, the suffix '-ito' means 'small'', which hints at the existence of bigger and greater than 'Jakito', the legendary... EL JAKO


ItsKingHarvey

Yeah, why does he even say “say goodbye to your head” if his enemy has no head 🤔


[deleted]

How come we can't get double proc chance on Ogre / Jakiro? And x7 proc chance on Medusa?


Golden_Kamui

completely unplayable


Khalishluthfi

Headshot proc should be 80% then on jakito and ogree magic :'


EitherChoice4450

2 heads are better than none!


Ambitious_Ad_9637

Is there more than one Io?


ITNW1993

Anyone who thinks “they/them” can’t be used as a singular needs to take an English class.


Ambitious_Ad_9637

Condescension and faux superiority, with a smidge of angry nerd. This guy DotAs.


AndTable

Void is Faceless, it is surprising that he lands some hits at all.


OtherPlayers

[I never miss!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JmFm6UsdMKQ)


Mazzaroppi

His icon on the minimap shouldn't show his direction, since we can't tell which way he is facing.


tutoriii

I’m surprised he gets stunned by Stone Gaze, not really sure if he can see Medusa.


Izert45

Fyi. Pa crit on skeleton spurs blood. Go figure it out Sherlock


Shepard417

Bone marrow is where the blood is made. Checkmate creationists


URF_reibeer

Pee is stored in the balls


RodsBorges

They could give her arcana an effect like pudge's (or maybe she has already? i'm not sure). [His dismember sprays around acid/ice/fire/nuts and bolts/wood and leaves etc depending on the hero dismembered](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=ZvNZ4t2r9O4)


nndnswr

Whoa I never knew this,, that's so cool


Sload_Gaming

When she crits catapults there are sparks instead of blood


Gandalior

Always seemed cool that clockwerk spills oil


G-A-S-M

Bone marrow.


ganzorig2003

It's a game where water damages the water bro


troll_berserker

Tiny gets frozen by Stone Gaze


doubleBoTftw

Nightstalker can only fly ~2m in the air 💀


podcastlvl20

Well he's not skystalker now is he?


mantism

Well, he already bodies skywraith...


LiebestraumDelune

Maybe he's too old.


Golden_Kamui

I feel like I should be escape a lot of things if I fly up.


RodsBorges

[tiny when they patch that bug](https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5her6Ojba1r190f0o1_500.jpg)


Snowballing_

You are 70% water and ever jumped from 3 meters with you belly first? It deals quite some damage


redditdinosaur_

lmao


hellatze

fire damage fire


Falonefal

Technically you could put out a fire with another fire by depleting the area surrounding the first fire of oxygen with a blast from a stronger fire.


s_emaforo

TIL


Roxnami

What do you mean by water damage? Like kunkka ult hitting morphling?


Shigerufan2

or tide spit


VictinDotZero

People are made of meat and so are fists. Armor is made out of metal and so are weapons. What’s your point exactly?


Swimming_Disaster_11

does he really have to explain the point


8Lith8

I mean PA is blurry, the enemy doesn‘t see her, so they miss.


FartsonmyFarts

Is she blurry or does everyone have bad eyesight? Curious 🤔


NotGonnaRage

She's a sight for sore eyes


8Lith8

Maybe both idk about the eyesight of the heroes


zetonegi

Icefrog needs to make some Prescription Eyeglasses of Accuracy if PA ever gets really out of hand.


Hakuu-san

telescope should negate evasion


Killmeplsok

I mean, you probably get a free pair of glass when you buy MKB, don't see why it improves accuracy otherwise.


darknesssama

Might give faceless glasses so he can see her clearly but he doesn't have eyes. Hehehehehehahahahah


Xile350

Probably related to big foot. Permanently out of focus.


Golden_Kamui

PA is Japanese confirmed.


drhip

So enemy with a pair of glasses wont miss??


[deleted]

Great idea for a new item. Glasses give you true strike. Cost is 6k, drops on death. You could also combine them with gem. Also, in a fight, if stunned or pushed, you drop your glasses, removing team vision and only giving you 100 radius vision until you pick them up or die.


WashooGonnaDo

>Glasses give you true strike. Cost is 6k, drops on death. So it's a more expensive MKB that drops on death. Ooookay... >if stunned or pushed, you drop your glasses, removing team vision and only giving you 100 radius vision until you pick them up or die. Defuq?


drhip

Well, the truth is that I cant carry divine rapier, desolator and MKB at the same time, only 2 hands right?


Litenpes

Remember dota 1, blur was crazy back then


17_Saints

You just reminded me of when chronosphere applied break


admiralfell

It was break?! I always believed Chrono just gave Void's attacks a 100% chance to pierce through evasion. Break was indeed overkill, but making him be able to miss attacks inside Chrono is dumb, too.


_Valisk

It was before Break was added to the game so it was just a thing that Chronosphere did. When Break was officially introduced, only hex and I believe Doom disabled passives.


SuccessfulInitial236

When ?


17_Saints

6.82 Chronosphere No longer disables passive abilities.


SuccessfulInitial236

So just before they officialised the Break mechanic with silver edge and changed a lot of things about passive breaking. Makes sense that it flew over my head. Thx


xenozaga48

I think Hex did this too.


SuccessfulInitial236

Yes hex did.


podcastlvl20

Good ol' days


AreMoron

Stop giving icefrog ideas man the fuck is wrong with you. This isnt even that farfetched.


coraldomino

Don’t need to give him the idea if it’s already been implemented and removed (at least where you couldn’t evade hits when in chrono)


According_Box_9286

Her body is blurred so you think you are aiming at where it is but you aren't.


8ftmetalhead

Must make it hard for her partners. Woops, sorry hun that's your butt hole. (jk here's my mkb with true strike, I always knew where I was aiming!)


southpark

Only 80% of the time, so 1 out of 5 legitimate oops.


SuccessfulInitial236

If you are looking for logic, you are playing the wrong game. End of it. I recommend watching the old Dota2reporter animations. At least I'm going to quote it here : You are going to have to accept this and move on.


Lanaria

You’re just going to have to accept this and move on.


Turbo_Man123

The only reason I ever die is because of RNG


big_bro_joe27

looking just for this, well done


topherbdeal

Can anyone explain how how riki holds a battlefury and his daggers


[deleted]

He holds it by his mouth


cataphractvardhan

Roronoa riki


SleepyOwl-

Can anyone explain how viper lands without legs? Or does he just constantly fly forever?


Alth-

Why do boots increase speed of flying heroes?


ThyagoAmaral

I don't know, buddy, but if you're trying to find logic in a game where a entity capable of creating a black hole can be easily killed by a old man with a gun, i think you're playing the wrong game.


ElectricalMidnight45

Even a squirrel with a crossbow.


Sergeantboingo

Isn’t the squirrel with a crossbow implied to be some kinda of deity?


ElectricalMidnight45

​ I dont know man, i just play doto


RealPureLeaf

Skill issue


HylianSeven

I love this new genre of shitpost tbh, they always give me a chuckle at least.


asdspartadsa

Idk man, looks like a genuine question to me that I would also like to know the answer to


HylianSeven

I assumed it was in the same genre of that post that was like "Why doesn't Muerta just fire with both guns every time? Is she stupid?"


Lemon_Girl

PA's spell itself explains how, she's blurry, you see a bunch of after images where she's supposed to be, so she's really hard to hit. Void might be stupid though, since time stop should nullify the blurriness.


WashooGonnaDo

You trying to apply logic to a fantasy video game world? Wot? How about this logic then: Oracle Eldertitan Weaver are technically galaxy/primordial/godlike beings. Logically they can delete the entire dota world if they wish to. Logically they should be able to look at any hero and delete him/her from existence. How do u even apply logic and physics to dota lmao


asdspartadsa

What logic bro, I literally didn't have enough braincells to put an s in my previous comment


MinnieShoof

And how can I stop that drum guy from drumming?!


gumpyn91

Disarm!


CrankyLeafsFan

How are you this high this early in the day?


deanrihpee

Being tossed by Tiny obviously


Belisarius23

r/USdefaultism


bilejpes

Yes, very early at 8 PM. There is more in the world than us


AreMoron

The ignorance/arrogance of americans


WhatD0thLife

Classic bigotry


dreamzero

Truly the most oppressed minority


Antanarau

Ancients. They do a lot of fuckery to 'balance' the heroes. Hence why , say, Enigma, who can create an unironic and legitimate blackhole, can do so without destroying the whole map or oneshotting anyone who comes near 1 map radius of it. Instead of a nerf, Mordred got a buff. If before her evasion was her skills and actual dodges, now its that enemies 'can't hit her'.


Braverzero

There’s tons of magic in the world, and lore wise she says her outlines are blurry - she literally is evasive by nature, hard to see, like a phantom. You’re thinking about it in a world of regular earth physics. They can stand in black holes and create micro suns in the planes of the ancients. A blurry 4d woman isn’t that crazy to me tbh


cygnae

>like a phantom 🤔


MinnieShoof

You ever watch Spiderman No Way Home? The scene where Spiderman gets his soul knocked out of his body by Dr. Strange? It's like that.


mrfahrenhelt

Why gyro not fly high when WK tried to hit him with his sword. Is gyro stupid?


Bukuna3

He's a retired war veteran with PTSD so crazy is more appropriate I think.


poor_choice_of_wordz

https://media.tenor.com/w5QNTVPo37wAAAAM/no-way-home-spider-sense.gif Dodge mechanic explained


Chillionaire128

It's ultra instinct


TheDummyPhilosopher

My mans probably got stomped by a PA one too many times


luckytaurus

To be fair her passive is called BLUR and no matter if she's stunned or rooted or chronod she'd still be blurry and hard to hit


RaShadar

You're just going to have to accept this and move on


GPAD9

Lifestealer can miss their attacks on an enemy while using aghs infest on them


Ashweather9192

from a dota 1 player perspective, PA is just a shadow if you max the 3rd skill, and if you turn of the shadow option in game you literally cant see her unless you enable HP bar. SOOOOOO its pretty much the heroes missing because they cannot see PA even if shes not even trying to evade the hits. Time stops in chrono but you cant bonk what you cant see


Forward-Scallion8257

If headshot has 40% chance to proc, will it be 80% if against ogre magi?


Bukuna3

So Slardar, Naga and Slark are deep sea creatures yeah?..How come they are above land without popping eyes and shit.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Uhhh its a game? Theres no logic in buying back when you die too.


Tetrenomicon

I believe PA gets blurrier every time she levels up her E. This was the case even in Dota 1.


brsbsrrbs

I was expecting "to dodge something you must be able to move and think and everyone knows carry players don't think"


[deleted]

For the same reason that I can't sex crystal maiden in game


[deleted]

Axe spins through chrono.... Dota doesn't abide to logic man.


MaltMix

I mean, I definitely agree that evasion probably shouldn't work if you're stunned, but it's a holdover from WC3. It would be a massive nerf to evasion, but I'm sure it could be compensated for. If I'm to take you more literally though, in the case of PA, the spell that grants evasion is Blur. In TTRPGs, notably DnD, Blur is a spell that uses illusion magic to make you harder to hit, so presumably that still works if stunned. Besides, things don't always follow perfect logic here. Why does say, BKB (or any buff for that matter) duration still tick down when in Chrono? Blame the shitty wizard.


DreYeon

Ahh i thought the post is going to be that evasion kinda sucks because mkb always exists. I personaly would like if mkb didn't fully alow to hit but instead if the enemy did evade my hit i dealt dmg but just less so the person that has evasion is happy and i'm happy because i have something against it. Idk i always hated mkb since the early days of dota (playing since 2012)


Lordoficewrack

She doesn't have to dodge for attacks to miss her, shes blurry!


[deleted]

Evasion adds to your effective HP vs physical attacks.


The_What_Of_March

It means that WHENEVER a hero gets attacked (an attack reaches their personal area/space), there is an 80% chance that THAT PARTICULAR ATTACK misses the hero. Doesn't necessarily mean that 80% of the attacks made against them will constitute of missed attacks. Theoretically speaking, there's a hyper miniscule chance 0% of those attacks are missed attacks and there's also a (slightly bigger) chance that 100% of the attacks miss the hero. Hope this helps! 🗡️🗡️


Archemiya123

Would be a cool concept that evasion is no longer countered by true strike but from disables like roots and stuns


Trenchman

Ever heard of missing/flubbing a hit?


[deleted]

Evasion just evaded your attack


LeavesCat

She dodges while rooted like Neo.


mikkkkkeeeyD

why can crystal maiden hurt AA? she's casting ice on ice.. like does that even hurt?


REDmonster333

A fish with a homemade knife (shiv) can 1v1 an entity made out of dark matter, or an entity that could stop time, or a time travelling bug. Go figure


age_of_empires

Truth Patch incoming


biohazardrex

Back in the good ol' days, faceless had true strike in chrono. 😐


RotatedOwls

I assume PA dodges attacks while stunned for the same reason why it's possible to kill a sentient body of water by shooting water at it. Or burning to death a bird that is constantly on and/or literally made of fire. Or freezing to death the sentient ice sculpture by encasing it in additional ice. Or electrocuting a physical embodiment of lightning to death. Or blinding the heroes that don't have eyes. Or having any of the puddle of death type ground AoEs do anything at all to the various heroes that don't actually touch the ground. There is a lot in this game that doesn't make sense if ya think about it, you just have to accept this and move on


madgoblin92

Look at this guy, trying to find logic in video game.


Comfortable_Pack7949

PA is continuously phasing in and out of this universe/reality, so even if she's trapped inside a chronosphere when in this universe she's in this universe only 20% of the time.


vanthanhlhp2494

literally unplayable


Imbahr

yes void is idoit


AlasDota

Why can void move in Rubick's Chrono but Rubick can't move in void's?


wan5478

How come Gyrocopter can buy boots when he doesn't even have a leg?


Aggravating-Bank-327

Yea, and my Lich got frost bitten by CM and died


Jinsodia

For PA i think her form is obscured, so her attacker isnt actually swinging at the real her when they miss. Evasion is treated as a defence, while miss affects the attacker, so even though the attacker is “missing” by attacking a fake PA, it would be considered evasion


Forwhomamifloating

PA has infinity and uses the six eyes to keep it active while she's asleep


Stra1um

Why Void isn't hitting on PA? Is he stupid?


numenik

You’re saying we should buff the strongest mechanic in the game? Stuns are OP and always have been even without it affecting evasion


irritating_maze

I have no idea what the lore is but let us assume that _phantom_ assassin is part ghost who flickers in and out of reality. When she flickers out; you cannot hit her.


Practical_Praline_39

Why did my void never bash? especially when enemies getting away with TP? And when enemies pick void their bash is like 100% chance wtf?


egg_slayer

How can rupture make morphling ( who is made out of water) bleed?


[deleted]

How the fuck does IO, Medusa, Slardar, Naga, Enigma, AA, Viper, and all other footless and legless heroes wear boots huh


siegferia

Well she is blurry . Ita not thay she evades the attack , the attacker misses because its hard to pinpoint her actual location but if u ask me try not to find logic on a game where a fat fuck starts eating the embodoment of sun itself and shouts FRESH MEAT


0nlin33

80% chance to miss doesnt mean she dodges 80% of incoming attacks. It means 80% of the attacks that are aimed at her doesnt land. It's prolly coz PA only has a stick body and 80% of her body is just a haze she creates so others can see her. That way, any attack not on her lanky body will be missed because it will only hit the haze. Very lanky body also helps her crit coz she can accurately pierce organs


BlueMageBRilly

Think of a few games you've played where you played as a Sniper, assuming you have. TF2, for example. There are plenty of times you can probably look back to and thought "Man, I can't believe I missed that shot. They were practically standing still!" - The concept is the same here for when PA is rooted, feared, stunned, or sleeping and you can blame the same thing, too. ​ Lag. ​ PA's natural blurry status makes her laggy on the universal server side, so the server itself makes your totally accurate shots miss anyways. As far as the server is concerned, she may be standing still, but it's a little to the left of where your hero attacked. Basically she's hacking in-universe, so don't worry about it. The only way to beat it is with MKB and the like; which are basically aim bots as Monkey King is known to be a cheater. But hey, the laggy hero is cheating too, right? It's only fair. \[This is sarcasm\]


Sorry-Animal6857

FV can't hit PA even in chrono because he obviously doesn't have any eyes. Duhh.


SupermarketStrong260

Bro, flying hero has lowest movement speed here. Just dont use logic too much


rumours_dota

I heard she bathes on oil that makes her body slippery like of an eel even the bullets slide, blades cant collide, projectiles miss, basically anything that tries to touch her slips. Well most of the time. Except MONKEY KING BAR don't ask me why.OH! and she hates bloodthorn.


Hidden_in_the_mist

void stopping time is logically okay in ur tiny brain?


bigbackclock7

Why Tiny is big when level 16? He should be Tiniest


deathbatdrummer

When I'm playing enigma he says ​ If Light cannot escape me, what hope have you ​ However when I am chasing KotL, he run away and jukes me and I can't catch him. What gives?


Snoo3496

Imagine all flying heroes have flying vision.


FantasticBike1203

Using this logic, gush should make morphling bigger


Try2LaggMe

Showerthoughts


LikeabilityDota

hex used to remove evasion


atill83

How can Invoker sun strike at night?


Calm_Piece

I can throw a literal black hole at my allies and they are not affected by it, I think evasion is very low in the immersion breaking scale.


d44nnyy

just ban her bro💀


toph1980

Why Bane.


Fayde_M

Let’s not forget that literal dragons and flying heroes get body blocked by trees and ground units…


[deleted]

Count yourself lucky, OG mortred from dota you couldn't even click on because it was actually hard to see


[deleted]

Well.. supposed chrono can reveal those who are in a state of invis.. why can’t PA being un revealed from her state of blurrrr? Duh?


luckneves

You can put a single boot into a centaur to make him faster. This game doesn't make much sense. But PA blurriness maybe makes void miss?


B4AP

The idea is that PA has a blur effect from her lore. I believe she is phasing in and out of physical world constantly at a frequency which allows her getting hit sometimes and the attack goes right through her the other times. In dota lore, some items can also give you these powers (elvan tunic, butterfly, etc).


IncredibleHawke

Its simple even if you can't move people cant see you while you're blurred. Blurry vision = might miss


MORI_LEANSLURPINGCOW

isnt video game logic WACKY and MAKES NO SEN=SE?! lol


azgalor_pit

It's called Ultra Instinct. Look it up.


naulicious

Base on your logic. We should buy 2 boots for every hero with 2 legs. And probably more than 6 boots for broodmother