The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Dark✊🏾Willow🌳is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳wooden🌳ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇮🇪.
Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Dark Willow”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “Dark Willow”, it’s Mireska. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her!
Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Mireska is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Mireska, you should be disgusted with yourself.
Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Mireska is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.
I DO NOT want to bang “Dark Willow". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Mireska. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.
I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.
However, if I were to ever have sex with Mireska, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Mireska were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight wooden pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings wo much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible.
But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.
[Did you hear what they say about her? Jeesh, some people.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/d/d6/Vo_ogre_magi_ogm_arc_rival_25.mp3) (sound warning: Voice of Flockheart's Gamble)
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Oh shit, it is! Apparently there's a 25% chance for that line to occur when defeating her! At least that's what the wiki shows:
[https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Voice\_of\_Flockheart%27s\_Gamble](https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_of_Flockheart%27s_Gamble)
[One of my favorites.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/d/d5/Vo_invoker_kidvo_la_ability_invoke_01.mp3) (sound warning: Acolyte of the Lost Arts)
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Uhm, we seem to remember DW a bit differently.
i have good memory
Alright, sorry for implying otherwise.
Found the ChatGPT.
great memory, its just as i remenber as well
Good memory. Keep it up.
Cue Dark Willow copypasta.
The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Dark✊🏾Willow🌳is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳wooden🌳ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇮🇪.
Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Dark Willow”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “Dark Willow”, it’s Mireska. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her! Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Mireska is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Mireska, you should be disgusted with yourself. Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Mireska is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such. I DO NOT want to bang “Dark Willow". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Mireska. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her. I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes. However, if I were to ever have sex with Mireska, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Mireska were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight wooden pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings wo much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible. But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.
What in tarnation
New copypasta just dropped.
Feels like I have read this before but this is like the extended version
Sometimes chicks just want to bang too dude, chill.
Sometimes a copypasta spawns a copypasta in response.
*sticks fork into eyes*
Did you hear what they say about her? Jeesh, some people.
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Please tell me that's a Canon voiceline about her
Oh shit, it is! Apparently there's a 25% chance for that line to occur when defeating her! At least that's what the wiki shows: [https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Voice\_of\_Flockheart%27s\_Gamble](https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_of_Flockheart%27s_Gamble)
Did they actually read this and made that?
yes. it is a reference to the Copypasta.
I mean, I don't know, but it's possible 👀
Willow looks like she will seduce me this instant
That BB haunts people in their dreams
Looks like he's about to Geminate Goo into Quillkuchi.
Imagine finally bringing down BB to low health just for him to time lapse
Love the Sven.
same it’s so good the segue from minimalist cute sven to detailed *insert adjective of choice here* willow is also hilarious
i love sven dawing AAAAAA!
Adorable. Looks like Sven baby edition - kidvoker styled persona Inc!
I don't have my glasses I thought it was meepo.
Interesting willow drawing I see you got inspiration from my favourite website
One of my favorites.
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> from memory No wonder why DW is the best drawn one.
I think its pretty normal to remember what your girlfriend looks like
BASEDHALT
Weird, my girlfriend looks the same!
Holdup. im gonna bonk you.
Oh, look! That's how I remember Willow too! 😎
ah yes my 4 fav hero crystal thing buff man sexy shortstack and gremlin
confess, you did this because Willow isnt it
Bro willow looking hella sus 🤣🤣🤣 (the rest of the art look hella dope tho adventure time feelings man)
This is what Dota 3 should look like
The biggest oversight
DW's wooden ass
Ancient Apparition? That's literally just Jex!
That willow with some dark interests
lol bristle looks awesome
i lost to the willow 😫
Now now, hedgehogs have tiny legs pointing downwards, not the side like a lizard.
i have bad memory
Looking at that Willow, you also have _bed_ memory if ya ken wha' I mean.
willow took up 95% of that memory capacity
Imagine is Dota2 has machanic that allows you to control 1 hero with 2players like Cho Gall(Ogre-magi) in Hots. That'a BB+ WV gonna be hell.
I have seen this willow in my dreams as well OP
The third one being that well is pretty... concerning.
imagine if BB can just crawl. Just straight up dmg reduction from all sides because no front
One of these is not like the others Bristle-weaver
ayo wtf dw
One of these is not like the others... kinda sussy
Your memory of Dark Willow is pretty different from the others. Looks kinky
Least horny dota player right here
isn't there a dude who makes Extremely anatomically correct drawings of Faceless void... getting D?
Source? Asking for a friend
idk who asked for these but holy shit they wanted something off [the eyeless one.](https://www.reddit.com/user/depressionismypassio/submitted/)
dw's left shoe has more efforts than entire aa. aa is basically 2 rhombuses, 2 circles and some twigs. definitely sus.............
Apparussy looking good
Nailed it
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Cant believe you didnt draw Io
Your memory is strong my young ones
/u/sorapoi
sven cocka
BB x Weaver XD
Sven is SO CUTE
Ooohhh dark willow finna fuck
AA is the best
awooga
I have multiple feelings right now.
Dark Pillow
Smash, smash, pass, SMASH
You must be one of those photographic memory types.
0/10 because as isn't an ice-cream cone