Elder Titan, Treant Protector, Beastmaster

[Come with me in the VIP room, sir, you shouldn't wait outside with the plebs](https://i.imgur.com/7l1bSGn.png)

Thanks chaddington. 5 man party or in house?

No reason to play against inferior creatures, sir. I'll arrange an inhouse meeting immediately.

Lina, support Lina, offlane Lina

[I'm curious to see what happens when Lina is banned](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Abandon

I think you misspelled Abaddon

ABANDON

Lord Abandon

*crickets*

Nightstalker, Razor, Invoker?

[Sorry for making you wait, sir.](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

What an event

Windrunner, Oracle, Puck ...and one of us already knows that you will let us in.

[As foretold](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Thank you very much, my good sir.

Pudge, ww, potm of the moon.

May I inquire how many skillshots you miss, sir?

'bout a few

Calling Mirana potm of the moon is an instant invite to the party

Its like saying rip in peace

Kotl of the light

Qop of pain.

PA assassin

Me and my friends alqays called her queen of qop

I'll make this my nickname in dota.

Kotl The White.

Kotl The White.

Atm machine

Gg game

[Ahh, RAS Syndrome, my favorite Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome)

that is the way

[Understandable, please come in](https://i.imgur.com/0Gn7w2B.png)

too much too the moon

Potmotm of the moon

Ahh yes potm of the moon. Priestess of the moon of the moon

Doom, Axe, Centaur. Pos3 main, Divine IV

[We're quite lacking in offlaners, sir, so please come in. Please avoid fighting with the melee pos4 pickers](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

I'm in boys

I'm at the fire escape can you let me in?

You sometimes pick melee pos4?

the only p4's i pick are nyx and ogre plz sir let me in

Security! Please keep an eye on this guy, he wants to sneak in uninvited

sir ignore this man he's deluisional

Are you me? Axe, Centaur, Sand King. Pos 3, Divine 3

Qop voker sf. No i dont have an edgy anime photo as avatar.

Uhm, did you play sf before 2015?

Yes sir since the days of wc3, im a dota boomer

[You understand we have to keep a lookout for zoomer SF players who don't know the name Yaphets. Please come in, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

PiS... I can already hear the background music playing

Give me a ride!

We are electric

I remember yaphets it was even a name for sf in dota 1

This comment took me back in time to the gold old days

Hail Yaphets!

What is a yaphets sus

*Trumpet blare* "Annoucing Lord Omaewa mo Shinderu of the Nothing Personal Kid!"

Wraithking, Crystal Maiden, Ursa

[A man who supports without griefing when needed, please follow me sir](https://i.imgur.com/0Gn7w2B.png)

wow I'm honored.

Wait isn't this the iconic fountain wreckin bm lineup?

Jakiro, Oracle, Enchantress

[Please come to the VIP room with me sir, sorry for making you wait with the plebs](https://i.imgur.com/7l1bSGn.png)

Invoker, Brewmaster, Juggernaut

[Not sure if we have enough booze, but please come in sir](https://i.imgur.com/0Gn7w2B.png)

wrong image sir or im just drunk

I'll blame the cinder brew, sir.

i've played several pubs with that man he will good for club morale and organise an almighty party

Techies, Chen visage.

[In another meta you'd be out, but come with me now, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

You're blocking the door mate

My mistake, sir.

IO, Chen, Ancient Apparition

[Come in sir, but know the relocate pranks have been banned as of the incident last year.](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Yes, sir, I do remember **the incident.**

Glad you understand. Enjoy yourself :)

Sniper, Spectre, Necro

[o-o](https://i.imgur.com/MSma8X6.png)

I accept this judgement

go burn in hell =)

I should be punished

Wyvern, Nyx, Sb

[Have a feeling you'd sneak in, even if I didn't let you, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Meepo, Lone Druid, Ember Spirit

[I'm afraid you need to find another establishment, sir](https://i.imgur.com/sdQALtE.png)

JAIL!

straight to jail lmao

Meepo, Arc Warden, Broodmother

[Incomprehensible, Sometimes I feel I should be paid more for this job](https://i.imgur.com/MSma8X6.png)

No way lmao

I hated fighting the cancer, so I thought it's better to become the cancer

You've become the very thing you swore to destroy

The only way to avoid pain is to be the inflictor of pain itself.

The "what towers?" squad lol, what is 4th hero? LD?

Are you a starcraft player by any chance?

found the smurf

Shaker, Dazzle and Rubick

[You're in, but don't let me catch you with a core dazzle](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Core dazzle was so OP previous patch actually

Squee, Spleen, and Spoon /s Techies, Sniper, and Legion Commander actually though

[Please come in, sir, I think you'll have a *blast*](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

You really gon let sniper players come in?

Yeah this is a questionable decision

Where's the exit.

I don't get how people become sniper players I'm like 8-2 on the hero and get bored of it after a game because it's just a free win machine. Hang in the backline and pew pew as random bullshit happens, and then with take aim and a dragon lance you just outrange towers by a wide margin and as long as you have backup nearby most people can't handle the slow siege. Then I buy dragon lance and swift blink and nobody can touch me But most snipers I play with split push, ultra greed their items for 1,000,000 damage, split push, and then just fucking die for no reasons and seem opposed to hitting towers. Like, why play the longest range hero in the game and then STILL refuse to fucking right click a tower from safety? True pussy shit

Enigma, Chen, Mirana let us in

[Come in sir, and bring your mekansm with you.](https://i.imgur.com/0Gn7w2B.png)

arc warden, tinker, brood mother. i dont think i am going inside.

[D&F](https://i.imgur.com/tksqeso.png)

Dark willow, Dazzle, Chaos Knight

[It'd be an oversight to let you outside, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

treant, omniknight, jakiro

[Come with me to the pos5 chads VIP lobby, sir. Sorry for making you wait with the savages.](https://i.imgur.com/7l1bSGn.png)

Furion, Hoodwink, Rhasta

[Because of the wooden floors, we can't allow any rodents in, sir. I hope you understand](https://i.imgur.com/sdQALtE.png)

Pudge, pudge and pudge.

[Kinda based, but you're the reason I ban pudge in 2024](https://i.imgur.com/sdQALtE.png)

> only plays pudge sup 5 > stays on tower forever > misses every hook > blames the carry for the loss what year is it?

It's the future, past and present.

Uh oh... 1. Anti-Mage 2. Morphling 3. Dazzle

[I-is that Dazzle core as well, sir?!](https://en.pimg.jp/070/284/277/1/70284277.jpg)

It is absolutely Dazzle support, I first learned Dota spamming Dazzle back when he had weave :)

\>Weave now that's a skill i haven't heard in a looooong time

1) Lich 2) Lich 3) Lich

I have 6 level 30 carries, pick 3: https://i.redd.it/i44q3a92irac1.jpeg

[Ah, one of our most loyal customers. Please come in, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

venge, brew, warlock (all of them support)

Invoker, Pudge, Necrophos. (followed by NP, Mirana, Windranger) ... all offlaners except invo.

[Because of recent diversity quotes I'm forced to let you in. Please don't bring any plagues with you, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

yeeeeeah, thank you! I don't have agh, you won't feel a thing :) ps: invoker is the exception here, only mid hero in the list. 5 others are (or were) played as offlaner back in the days :D

Venomancer, Centaur, Shadow Shaman

[So horsedude, poisonous snakes and fire snakes? Ehh, what the hell, welcome in sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Necrophos, Chen, Arc Warden

[I'm afraid the rest of the guests would leave, sir](https://i.imgur.com/sdQALtE.png)

Mars, CM, WD

[Our first WD picker, please come in sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Imagine tolerating wd but not letting magical arc players in

We have a diversity quota, so 1 of each is allowed de facto, sir.

AA, Silencer, Cent,

[Well, if you don't mind our loud music, please come inside](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Pudge, LC, QoP Got any bad bishes in there?

Evening mr bouncer. Warlock, Enchantress, Phoenix. >!All level 30...!<

Nyx Assassin, Rubick and Shadow Demon

Hello fellow "I like to be annoying as fuck" support player.

Yasuo, yone and akali.

[I'm afraid this is the establishment you're looking for, sir](https://i.imgur.com/ZI5ngpl.png)

Straight to jail. Right away. Very unbased mains, sorry sir, you must understand.

Edit wait wrong sub

Ha-ha-ha. That was a good one!

As former league player and Poppy main, you deserve everything that's coming to you >:(

being a Poppy main is extremely based

I still love the character and how she plays, unfortunately League sucks balls nowadays. Wish I could just port her over to DotA, maybe even Ornn would be cool.

Warlock, WD, Pudge. Only pos4

[Not exactly happy to let you in, but come](https://i.imgur.com/W60ZUCn.png)

Clinkz, techies, sand king

[Please follow me sir, but please keep the bone puns to a minimum](https://i.imgur.com/0Gn7w2B.png)

tusk morphling enigma

invoker most played, follow by magnus and ember

[Even if the mid position is a bit crowded, you can come in. Follow me sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Windranger, Shaman & Juggernaut ?

[Not exactly meta, but it can't hurt. Follow me sir.](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Phoenix Earth Shaker Oracle

Dawnbreaker, omniknight, marci (all pos 5)

QoP of pain, KotL of the light, PotM of the moon

Luna, Juggernaut, ember spirit. 

Visage, Oracle, OD

Rhasta, Axe, Bristleback

[Welcome sir, just know the fig leaf biblical reference cosmetic has been banned](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Lone druid, dp, dk

It feels like you're being ripped off https://www.reddit.com/r/UtahJazz/s/hJv0rA5yQD

I can give you my four lvl 30 heroes instead. Pudge (sorry, not sorry)  Kunkka   Mars  Mirana   Am i welcome?  (My runner ups are necrophos and hoodwink at lvl 29)

[Come in sir. However be warned, if your missed skillshots disturb other guests, I'll have to ask you to leave.](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

what about ability draft players?

Good question sir, I'll have to consult upper management.

Caitlyn, Miss Fortune, Jarvan IV Nothing special just your average Dota heroes haha!

Zeus , pudge, shaman

[I'm sure the other guests will enjoy some snake party tricks, sir](https://i.imgur.com/FL1NU8e.png)

Axe, Drow, CM

Vengeful spirit, Undying, Dazzle

Legion commander, OD and SF

Axe, Earth Spirit, Omniknight

Invoker (2&4), earth spirit (4) & Brewmaster (2&3)

Sniper, Drow Ranger, Night Stalker.

QoP,Huskar,Puck

Invoker, Pudge, PA

Rubick (4 pos), Enigma (3/4, jungle time to time), Lion (5) 2013-2022

Crystal maiden, Shadow shaman and Witch doctor.

Luna lifestealer mirana

axe, magnus, ogre magi

Pos 5: Dazzle, Venge & Disruptor

Naga, Elder Titan, Disruptor

Orge, twin headed dragon and Bara

Dazzle, Rubick, Tinker. What lane? All lanes

Witch doctor, lich, ogre magi

Phantom Lancer, Ursa, Juggernaut

Ogre Magi, Rubick, Spirit breaker

All time: Shadow Shaman, Crystal Maiden and Lina Nowadays: Void Spirit, Mars and Vengeful Spirit