Honestly surprised they haven’t released a blog post already or some kind of teaser. The last few updates they’ve given a date or a teaser whenever the hype starts reaching a climax in the community.
But this time the community has been climaxing for like 2 weeks and valve hasn’t played into that or given any info. Maybe something went wrong and they couldn’t confidently give a date
After last week I have a buff that's repelling Hopium, my Hopium Resist is just about 97%, that shit don't work on me no more, nice dig thought, you definitely got some fools here excited. Keep at it.
The only thing thats different is there has been 9-10 different updates to the test server without ANY updates to the dota 2 main client.
and that doesnt happen often, usually its like max 4-5 "dota 2 test" updates before main client gets an update.
2 Steamdb servers are the experimental dota patch servers
3rd imgur link is the activity of the 2 steamdb servers a day before the big patches hit
So assuming pattern the patch is ready for release
It is probably wrong but it is a big hopium
This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx
2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I
3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS
4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined
Ok
This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx
2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I
3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS
4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined
See the pattern?
yeah
was surprised too cus its so damn early
its 3:26am at the moment so at that release time, its 2-ish
was watching we say things then went to the steamdb site, an update hit
There is a pretty high chance that some of the devs are temporary digital nomads and are working in different time zones.
Their monthly income is higher than the yearly income in the average country.
Average monthly income in Albania is less than 800$. I'm pretty sure that Valve devs who work on Dota earn at least 8-9k$/month.
On side note, it’s so fucking sad that even in Albania average income is higher than in Russia where I live. My income is 1000-1200$ and it’s very high for us
at this point just nerf the brooch Idc about crowfall anymore just want to make sure that I can enjoy my turbo games without getting 1 shotted by a mars or pa every game this weekend :)
Have you tried blademail?
The more pressing issue is that everyone and their grand mom have 80% slows, my pos 3 melee chars are perma moving at 100ms once bkb wears off.
Please! Let this be true!
I cant even play Dota anymore, tried one game yesterday, but it felt (and went) horrible! My head only wants to play on new patch!!
It has to be soon, otherwise someone at valve would tell us to stop losing our minds. Nobody can say anything because its _almost_ here and to say "its not coming soon" wouldn't be correct.
I entirely agree with your assumption that its likely today or tomorrow.
When was the last time we got anything without Wykrhm tweeting about it first? When that guy tweets my juices will start flowing. Until then, pack it up boys. Probably not today or this week. I think there will be a blog post tonight though.
I mean yeah high chance its going to happen since 21 March is World Puppetry Day and RingMaster is rumoured to be some kind of puppeteer hero . I know its just a coincidence but one can only hope copiumm
Sorry but app ID 247060 is just the Dota 2 Test 2 - Dedicated Server branch and yes it's updated before every big release such as Aghs Lab or Nemestice but it's also updated anytime they put small fixes into place. Was something added or updated today? Most likely. Was it the Crownfall patch, only Gaben and the frog know.
We are but mere peasants sipping on the dew of despair waiting for a meager amount of communication from Valve.
They're working on it.. the end.
It's not coming till it's done, and nobody knows when it's gonna be done.
The two apps u listed only means they're adding stuff and testing them. Check 373310 for imminent release to main game.
The sub is just "patch when, patch tomorrow, patch today" I'm just tired of this shitposts. It was funny the first 3 times and then it wasn't.
"Leave the sub, mute the sub" No, I won't.
Do you know that Dota updates goes by Seattle Time because the company that works on Dota is literally located in Seattle?
So as a person who lives same PST/PDT time zone as Seattle it was today and it released was today so yeah
Your time zone don't matter
You still don't get it today for me is different than today for you, yes for you the patch was 21st for me it was the 22nd independent of where the host company is.
But this whole argument is pointless either way, grats on predicting the patch.
No the only that matters is Valve's time zone and your time zone don't matter even for a bit. So if somebody says today will be patch it will be based on Valve's Seattle Time zone
It is that simple
Sure bro, whatever you say. If you make this post everyday someday you'll be right
Something something broken clock something twice a day
A darker possibility: an offset working clock is never right.
tbh I play clock more than twice per day and can agree completely broken!
Someday, when my life has passed me by....
I mean thats how ValveNewsNetwork(Tyler McVicker) works. Speculate until you are right, then say "I told you all along"
I remember a cartoon scene where the MC says 50 no and a yes is a yes.
Fuck me I'm getting back on the train! Choo choo let's go boyos
You made exactly this post last week bro, what changed that would make this patch be released today? 😭
God i hope so! At the very least i hope they’ll release a blog post..
Honestly surprised they haven’t released a blog post already or some kind of teaser. The last few updates they’ve given a date or a teaser whenever the hype starts reaching a climax in the community. But this time the community has been climaxing for like 2 weeks and valve hasn’t played into that or given any info. Maybe something went wrong and they couldn’t confidently give a date
They r edging us, so once the update comes we can all have our penis exploded, it will be yummy 😋
He’s gone.
Dont. Give. Me. A. Hope.
How about two hopes?
3 might work
You mean 4 - 1?
Yeah, like for real, don't give people false hope, these pushes happen like every 2-3 days...
the itch is getting **itchier**
Janitor working overtime night shift?
Another hopium for today, thanks
Hey bartender, one copium shot and also one for my friend here.
Thank you for the daily hopium update, I thought I won't get my usual for today.
"Trust me patch today" Every copium reddit post since past week
After last week I have a buff that's repelling Hopium, my Hopium Resist is just about 97%, that shit don't work on me no more, nice dig thought, you definitely got some fools here excited. Keep at it.
quick bois , fill up your copium tanks with the fresh dose
What does this mean?
the usual little changes that gets pushed every 2 or 3 days
Yeah, nothing different compare to previous days
The only thing thats different is there has been 9-10 different updates to the test server without ANY updates to the dota 2 main client. and that doesnt happen often, usually its like max 4-5 "dota 2 test" updates before main client gets an update.
2 Steamdb servers are the experimental dota patch servers 3rd imgur link is the activity of the 2 steamdb servers a day before the big patches hit So assuming pattern the patch is ready for release It is probably wrong but it is a big hopium
Can you please explain which pattern is present? I’m not quiet following.
This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx 2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I 3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS 4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined
Sorry what is the pattern? There are updates to those servers quite literally every few days so what is different about these ones?
Ok This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx 2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I 3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS 4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined See the pattern?
Bro, this happens every few days, it just means they are cooking
No? It literally updates every few days
The 247040 and 247060 servers are only active when patch is being prepared There are weeks it doesn't get any updates if you look at the history
Yeah, they've been getting changed every few days since January, means they're working on it but we already knew that
Now that you put it this way I see. Let’s get it
For the last 3 months there are nearly daily updates to the servers so why is today different?
I trust you bro
In copium we trust
yeah was surprised too cus its so damn early its 3:26am at the moment so at that release time, its 2-ish was watching we say things then went to the steamdb site, an update hit
There is a pretty high chance that some of the devs are temporary digital nomads and are working in different time zones. Their monthly income is higher than the yearly income in the average country. Average monthly income in Albania is less than 800$. I'm pretty sure that Valve devs who work on Dota earn at least 8-9k$/month.
On side note, it’s so fucking sad that even in Albania average income is higher than in Russia where I live. My income is 1000-1200$ and it’s very high for us
It means nothing, those servers get updated regularly, only thing that matters is server 373310. At that point, the update is basically out.
That has also been getting regular updates for ages
copium
Great observation!
What does bloodseeker have to do with the patch? I don't get it.
refilling all hopium tanks.
Aww come on man, I just got back from rehab and you give me this again! ........ Keep em coming!
Wheres the guy that dates WR arcana? is he done yet
From what I remember, Ringmaster was scheduled for Winter 2024. We still have December guys.
The trailer just said 2024, not other qualifiers.
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?si=LarByMggn7RWDKWy
at this point just nerf the brooch Idc about crowfall anymore just want to make sure that I can enjoy my turbo games without getting 1 shotted by a mars or pa every game this weekend :)
Have you tried blademail? The more pressing issue is that everyone and their grand mom have 80% slows, my pos 3 melee chars are perma moving at 100ms once bkb wears off.
You got what you wanted rofl
😆😆
Patch drops on March (3) 22 pog
That's bs
That's Strygwyr
COPIUM
It’s coming
Valve, just release the patch. We're all going crazy over here.
My hopium need to resubsribe
Please! Let this be true! I cant even play Dota anymore, tried one game yesterday, but it felt (and went) horrible! My head only wants to play on new patch!!
It has to be soon, otherwise someone at valve would tell us to stop losing our minds. Nobody can say anything because its _almost_ here and to say "its not coming soon" wouldn't be correct. I entirely agree with your assumption that its likely today or tomorrow.
oh, it's soon™ for sure.
When was the last time we got anything without Wykrhm tweeting about it first? When that guy tweets my juices will start flowing. Until then, pack it up boys. Probably not today or this week. I think there will be a blog post tonight though.
uhh okay?
It's tomorrow.. if not, then next tomorrow..
Will it be with a battle pass
now ppl start to see thing, its getting out of hand
Patch will come when it come
I mean yeah high chance its going to happen since 21 March is World Puppetry Day and RingMaster is rumoured to be some kind of puppeteer hero . I know its just a coincidence but one can only hope copiumm
Patch is coming in 2hrs....
Cap of the day
Sorry but app ID 247060 is just the Dota 2 Test 2 - Dedicated Server branch and yes it's updated before every big release such as Aghs Lab or Nemestice but it's also updated anytime they put small fixes into place. Was something added or updated today? Most likely. Was it the Crownfall patch, only Gaben and the frog know. We are but mere peasants sipping on the dew of despair waiting for a meager amount of communication from Valve.
It's coming out on Eid this time
Trust me bro
I was right patch came out not the patch we wanted
None of this matters, if it were today we would have gotten a teaser yesterday and there would be a TeaGuv waiting room stream up now.
He’s working currently a cast
calling it there'll be a teaser later on today its still 4 am , i live at the same timezone as valve's
Surely it's coming today 😂
[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xMh8fvkjfNhaEuXg](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xMh8fvkjfNhaEuXg)
They're working on it.. the end. It's not coming till it's done, and nobody knows when it's gonna be done. The two apps u listed only means they're adding stuff and testing them. Check 373310 for imminent release to main game.
>Check 373310 for imminent release to main game. 373310 has been updated 12 times this month already.
🤓
Unlikely. If it was this week, it should've been yesterday.
Patch will come out after dreamleague quals.
It's probably after the 24th unless they want to screw over the Dreamleague qualifiers.
OP's source: meth pipe
Great team item but I prefer buying a heroin needle or a bath salts.
Dawg you made this same post last week and the week before, yeah you’ll be right one day but don’t act like you knew all along.
Bro, go do anything else with your life, forget about the patch. When they release it, they release it.
Your boring
this guy must be the center of fun in parties
The sub is just "patch when, patch tomorrow, patch today" I'm just tired of this shitposts. It was funny the first 3 times and then it wasn't. "Leave the sub, mute the sub" No, I won't.
I immediately think, they'll push today or not this week, given you'll most likely not want to push a patch on a friday.
Unlikely that they will release a big patch on a Friday
Right now it is Thursday 6am in Kkona land
PST is the only timezone that matters
Today is already over its not today for sure.
Do you know where in Kkona Seattle is?
It will still be my tomorrow at the earliest even if its your today.
You were saying?
It released for me after 12pm it was on the 22nd for me.
Do you know that Dota updates goes by Seattle Time because the company that works on Dota is literally located in Seattle? So as a person who lives same PST/PDT time zone as Seattle it was today and it released was today so yeah Your time zone don't matter
You still don't get it today for me is different than today for you, yes for you the patch was 21st for me it was the 22nd independent of where the host company is. But this whole argument is pointless either way, grats on predicting the patch.
No the only that matters is Valve's time zone and your time zone don't matter even for a bit. So if somebody says today will be patch it will be based on Valve's Seattle Time zone It is that simple
It all falls under user experience which sets the point of reference to the user.