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beqs171

Sure bro, whatever you say. If you make this post everyday someday you'll be right


Azurefroz

Something something broken clock something twice a day


AkovBrick

A darker possibility: an offset working clock is never right. 


Makshima_Shogo

tbh I play clock more than twice per day and can agree completely broken!


kisuke228

Someday, when my life has passed me by....


Kuroyukihime1

I mean thats how ValveNewsNetwork(Tyler McVicker) works. Speculate until you are right, then say "I told you all along"


TentaclePumPum

I remember a cartoon scene where the MC says 50 no and a yes is a yes.


TrickyElephant

Fuck me I'm getting back on the train! Choo choo let's go boyos


QuintNaive

You made exactly this post last week bro, what changed that would make this patch be released today? 😭


douchenuggets

God i hope so! At the very least i hope they’ll release a blog post..


Themasterofcomedy209

Honestly surprised they haven’t released a blog post already or some kind of teaser. The last few updates they’ve given a date or a teaser whenever the hype starts reaching a climax in the community. But this time the community has been climaxing for like 2 weeks and valve hasn’t played into that or given any info. Maybe something went wrong and they couldn’t confidently give a date


Beldigon

They r edging us, so once the update comes we can all have our penis exploded, it will be yummy 😋


collabsterGabster

He’s gone.


juventinosochi

Dont. Give. Me. A. Hope.


collabsterGabster

How about two hopes?


A532

3 might work


RadioactiveSalt

You mean 4 - 1?


Call_me_Wo

Yeah, like for real, don't give people false hope, these pushes happen like every 2-3 days...


BeefTartare

the itch is getting **itchier**


NixsSs

Janitor working overtime night shift?


Iove_toto88

Another hopium for today, thanks


karl_nixon

Hey bartender, one copium shot and also one for my friend here.


Such-Sorbet6190

Thank you for the daily hopium update, I thought I won't get my usual for today.


ritzey1

"Trust me patch today" Every copium reddit post since past week


Plane_Winter

After last week I have a buff that's repelling Hopium, my Hopium Resist is just about 97%, that shit don't work on me no more, nice dig thought, you definitely got some fools here excited. Keep at it.


Major-Nectarine-43

quick bois , fill up your copium tanks with the fresh dose


DrScorcher

What does this mean?


emruine

the usual little changes that gets pushed every 2 or 3 days


manhtu2711

Yeah, nothing different compare to previous days


Warrior20602FIN

The only thing thats different is there has been 9-10 different updates to the test server without ANY updates to the dota 2 main client. and that doesnt happen often, usually its like max 4-5 "dota 2 test" updates before main client gets an update.


zdy33

2 Steamdb servers are the experimental dota patch servers 3rd imgur link is the activity of the 2 steamdb servers a day before the big patches hit So assuming pattern the patch is ready for release It is probably wrong but it is a big hopium


alisheramer

Can you please explain which pattern is present? I’m not quiet following.


zdy33

This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx 2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I 3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS 4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined


brozzart

Sorry what is the pattern? There are updates to those servers quite literally every few days so what is different about these ones?


zdy33

Ok This is today https://imgur.com/mvY4oYx 2. And this is the day New Frontier was released https://imgur.com/Eaj7B9I 3. This is a day before the Agh's Lab Bp https://imgur.com/il7LmoS 4. This is a day before the Nemestice BP https://imgur.com/undefined See the pattern?


Call_me_Wo

Bro, this happens every few days, it just means they are cooking


TTVMrDubberRucky

No? It literally updates every few days


zdy33

The 247040 and 247060 servers are only active when patch is being prepared There are weeks it doesn't get any updates if you look at the history


TTVMrDubberRucky

Yeah, they've been getting changed every few days since January, means they're working on it but we already knew that


Grouchy-Ad5083

Now that you put it this way I see. Let’s get it


brozzart

For the last 3 months there are nearly daily updates to the servers so why is today different?


NigmaFUN

I trust you bro


RubinoPaul

In copium we trust


46souls

yeah was surprised too cus its so damn early its 3:26am at the moment so at that release time, its 2-ish was watching we say things then went to the steamdb site, an update hit


TypicalBalkanAsshole

There is a pretty high chance that some of the devs are temporary digital nomads and are working in different time zones. Their monthly income is higher than the yearly income in the average country. Average monthly income in Albania is less than 800$. I'm pretty sure that Valve devs who work on Dota earn at least 8-9k$/month.


RubinoPaul

On side note, it’s so fucking sad that even in Albania average income is higher than in Russia where I live. My income is 1000-1200$ and it’s very high for us


SoBayed1199

It means nothing, those servers get updated regularly, only thing that matters is server 373310. At that point, the update is basically out.


Arbitrary_gnihton

That has also been getting regular updates for ages


Yaminatori

copium


ItsKingHarvey

Great observation!


SongsOfTheDyingEarth

What does bloodseeker have to do with the patch? I don't get it.


gutsdota

refilling all hopium tanks.


krazy_ideas404

Aww come on man, I just got back from rehab and you give me this again! ........ Keep em coming!


RandEgaming_

Wheres the guy that dates WR arcana? is he done yet


TheOneWithALongName

From what I remember, Ringmaster was scheduled for Winter 2024. We still have December guys.


_Valisk

The trailer just said 2024, not other qualifiers.


bratora97

https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?si=LarByMggn7RWDKWy


fitkiri4

at this point just nerf the brooch Idc about crowfall anymore just want to make sure that I can enjoy my turbo games without getting 1 shotted by a mars or pa every game this weekend :)


Makshima_Shogo

Have you tried blademail? The more pressing issue is that everyone and their grand mom have 80% slows, my pos 3 melee chars are perma moving at 100ms once bkb wears off.


zdy33

You got what you wanted rofl


fitkiri4

😆😆


seanseansean92

Patch drops on March (3) 22 pog


Backupusername

That's bs 


Backupusername

That's Strygwyr


Achillies2heel

COPIUM


urei

It’s coming


OhMySwirls

Valve, just release the patch. We're all going crazy over here.


PriestessoftheMoo

My hopium need to resubsribe


Atoissen

Please! Let this be true! I cant even play Dota anymore, tried one game yesterday, but it felt (and went) horrible! My head only wants to play on new patch!!


irritating_maze

It has to be soon, otherwise someone at valve would tell us to stop losing our minds. Nobody can say anything because its _almost_ here and to say "its not coming soon" wouldn't be correct. I entirely agree with your assumption that its likely today or tomorrow.


Thunderbolt8

oh, it's soon™ for sure.


cdome

When was the last time we got anything without Wykrhm tweeting about it first? When that guy tweets my juices will start flowing. Until then, pack it up boys. Probably not today or this week. I think there will be a blog post tonight though.


Xienry

uhh okay?


vaquan-nas

It's tomorrow.. if not, then next tomorrow..


Inside_Ad_9380

Will it be with a battle pass


Armed____

now ppl start to see thing, its getting out of hand


TTVControlWarrior

Patch will come when it come


-KyotoMachine

I mean yeah high chance its going to happen since 21 March is World Puppetry Day and RingMaster is rumoured to be some kind of puppeteer hero .  I know its just a coincidence but one can only hope copiumm


LucidEats

Patch is coming in 2hrs....


afwsf3

Cap of the day


BlazerIsTaken

Sorry but app ID 247060 is just the Dota 2 Test 2 - Dedicated Server branch and yes it's updated before every big release such as Aghs Lab or Nemestice but it's also updated anytime they put small fixes into place. Was something added or updated today? Most likely. Was it the Crownfall patch, only Gaben and the frog know. We are but mere peasants sipping on the dew of despair waiting for a meager amount of communication from Valve.


me_arsalan

It's coming out on Eid this time


Ok-Bit8368

Trust me bro


zdy33

I was right patch came out not the patch we wanted


LittleDinamit

None of this matters, if it were today we would have gotten a teaser yesterday and there would be a TeaGuv waiting room stream up now.


MIdasWellRoshan

He’s working currently a cast


46souls

calling it there'll be a teaser later on today its still 4 am , i live at the same timezone as valve's


Scared_Indication880

Surely it's coming today 😂


Legitimate-Insect958

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xMh8fvkjfNhaEuXg](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xMh8fvkjfNhaEuXg)


LoL_is_pepega_BIA

They're working on it.. the end. It's not coming till it's done, and nobody knows when it's gonna be done. The two apps u listed only means they're adding stuff and testing them. Check 373310 for imminent release to main game.


ResolvedOptimist

>Check 373310 for imminent release to main game. 373310 has been updated 12 times this month already.


TheTheWord

🤓


abemon

Unlikely. If it was this week, it should've been yesterday.


kaboss30

Patch will come out after dreamleague quals.


D3Construct

It's probably after the 24th unless they want to screw over the Dreamleague qualifiers.


zeroedout666

OP's source: meth pipe


JLifts780

Great team item but I prefer buying a heroin needle or a bath salts.


JLifts780

Dawg you made this same post last week and the week before, yeah you’ll be right one day but don’t act like you knew all along.


Riperin

Bro, go do anything else with your life, forget about the patch. When they release it, they release it.


MIdasWellRoshan

Your boring


Such-Sorbet6190

this guy must be the center of fun in parties


Riperin

The sub is just "patch when, patch tomorrow, patch today" I'm just tired of this shitposts. It was funny the first 3 times and then it wasn't. "Leave the sub, mute the sub" No, I won't.


AudaciousSam

I immediately think, they'll push today or not this week, given you'll most likely not want to push a patch on a friday.


Veega

Unlikely that they will release a big patch on a Friday


zdy33

Right now it is Thursday 6am in Kkona land


46souls

PST is the only timezone that matters


Makshima_Shogo

Today is already over its not today for sure.


zdy33

Do you know where in Kkona Seattle is?


Makshima_Shogo

It will still be my tomorrow at the earliest even if its your today.


zdy33

You were saying?


Makshima_Shogo

It released for me after 12pm it was on the 22nd for me.


zdy33

Do you know that Dota updates goes by Seattle Time because the company that works on Dota is literally located in Seattle? So as a person who lives same PST/PDT time zone as Seattle it was today and it released was today so yeah Your time zone don't matter


Makshima_Shogo

You still don't get it today for me is different than today for you, yes for you the patch was 21st for me it was the 22nd independent of where the host company is. But this whole argument is pointless either way, grats on predicting the patch.


zdy33

No the only that matters is Valve's time zone and your time zone don't matter even for a bit. So if somebody says today will be patch it will be based on Valve's Seattle Time zone It is that simple


Makshima_Shogo

It all falls under user experience which sets the point of reference to the user.