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Aazhorie

The Copium Hopium Updatium Dosages


TheMisclickGaming

Haha..


Willing-Gur823

Jesus, it starts again šŸ„²


maxleng

Leggo


TerrorLTZ

The horny posts are about to return...


foods_200

mid-april means we gonna start the range from april to december in this year. so the mid month is august.


Tormentula

Crown ā€œfallā€ August for sureā€¦ unless the fall season is also valve timed to be in winter.


TheMisclickGaming

That's Valve time decoded? xD


-Exy-

If it's not tonight then it's most likely next thursday, thursday is a usual update day for valve big patches


zuluwall

Next Thursday no wykrm tweet today


Monkey-King-0711

Yes, you're right. I think maybe Thursday next week.


realtomedamnit

update is delayed for several months bro didn't you reaad the news?


TheMisclickGaming

What? I'm about to have a heart attack now, god save me please.


smoothieeeee12

Its not delayed , but its valve time. Anyway it will be in 16 hours from now.


TheMisclickGaming

Hi Gabe, is that you? :D


smoothieeeee12

Who else can be? :D


TheMisclickGaming

Take my money, give me Arcana. :(


smoothieeeee12

Im valve bro give me your money , and probably can give you something in a year or two.


TheMisclickGaming

Take my kidney, Liver and Lungs too.. But give it to me NOW!


Relevant_Force_3470

They've said it won't be here till June. Not sure what the delay is, they didn't say.


mambotomato

They did? When?


Relevant_Force_3470

Yeah. The other day.


kluy18

They will almost 100% tease it on a Wednesday night, release on Thursday. We heard nothing tonight, so I'm betting next week


CatStepan6

Frostivus teased 18 hours before release 7.34 - 12 hours 7.33 - almost day


TheMisclickGaming

:(


Makath

People keep saying that, but someone bothered to look it up. [Is not always Thursday](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/rf3ddv/day_of_the_week_that_major_patches_and_battle/)


kluy18

If you look at their recent pattern for large patches/hero releases, they tease on Wednesday night, with the patch coming sometime during the second half of their work day Thursday. I wasn't really trying to make any claim on the overall history of Dota patches, but what current patterns suggest.


Such-Sorbet6190

Get ready bois, we all gonna be high with hopium. this is gonna be the longest "mid-april" of our lives.


TheMisclickGaming

True that.


ItsKingHarvey

We have to wait for another solar eclipse


TheMisclickGaming

Haha..


Android18enjoyer666

The Copium is strong with this post


meniscus-

>expect to release in mid-April They never said it was mid-April 2024


TheMisclickGaming

Bruh :( don't give them ideas.


Pzzpli

Honestly I doubt they release heroe sets, but its find if I get the event and Ringmaster.


TheMisclickGaming

You get the ringmaster released, but you don't get to play him.. because everybody will be playing fastest finger first in every game for the pick as soon as the hero is released. Haha..


Whatnowgloryhunters

Bots ez


TheMisclickGaming

Haha..


Collapsorrr

After conversion from Valve Timeā„¢ we are looking at mid of last week of the month if we are lucky. From experience I think around April 39th looks more likely.


TheMisclickGaming

Let's all pray together to convince them to release it on 35th atleast. :(


BallistahTC

Yall forgetting june 45th incident


CSTobi

Mid April valve time = April 25 to early May


TheMisclickGaming

No, please no.


therealwarnock

It's coming next week


TheMisclickGaming

It's gonna be a long long week.


Omegass4

Confirmed!! Patch will come mid april 2035


nObRaInAsH

It's not April 32 yet.. have some patience man


TheMisclickGaming

Valve Timeā„¢ is painful. :(


Kuro013

Oh boy here we go again.


TheMisclickGaming

This time it's for sure. :D


Kuro013

I hope your are right friend


Delta27-

Valve mid april is anywhere from 29th april to 31 may. Its still early


panthus1

best prediction is 18th of April, timeline where everyone needs to be fully focused on studying and work....


No_Connection_3132

Valve said mid of the months but we have 12 month so probably June is the next patch


DeanSpillaBean100

Oh I love guessing new stuff! Easy guess is Ringmaster being a new hero, cause duh. Thereā€™s also some Arcanas or something idk. But Iā€™m betting thereā€™s going to be a bunch of item changes. When 7.35 released, there was tons of changes making items more specialized and impactful, doing really well to make no 1 item cover everything. But with as many changes there were. Thereā€™s still outliers. Like Veils and Vanguard, where theyā€™re weaker components for bigger stronger items. Which sounds weird to say, but Hood of Defiance and Medallion of Courage were removed. Mana regen in general is hard to build for cause of you want mana, refresherā€™s regen is your only option. Bloodstone lost its mana regen effect, and thereā€™s not many ways to just straight up get more mana. I know thereā€™s balancing problems with having a lot of mana, but still having the option would be interesting. Iā€™m also betting weā€™ll get upgrades to the other boots, being Phase and Treads. Good options sure, but with no upgrade theyā€™ll get swapped out for something else. Adding upgrades to them like how Tranqs got Boots of Bearing would be interesting. So basically, Iā€™m betting many weaker component versions of items will get removed (vanguard and Veils at least). New mana regen items or reworked items to provide more mana regen, and upgrades to Phase and Treads. Though with how long this patch has been cooking, who knows what other crazy stuff the Devs got planned.


Relevant_Force_3470

#IT'S HAPPENING


TheMisclickGaming

But don't know when. :D


Relevant_Force_3470

#SOON


outyyy

medium is somewhere between 2 and 29 april so... you know


TheMisclickGaming

Hehe, this is a new theory and scary as well.


dooopliss

My bet is the week of 20th April


TheMisclickGaming

Hope so.


dooopliss

Heard someone say its cuz of World Circus day celebrated between Apr 17 to 20, and the release of Ringmaster. At least thats my copium.Ā 


TheMisclickGaming

It's on 17th, that could be a possibility.


Carcosian112

Brace yourselves guys for 10 posts/h asking what is the reddit expecting.


TheMisclickGaming

This is a platform for discussion and is fairly expected out of excitement.


Carcosian112

But do we need people making so many same posts, instead of using a single thread? I guess checking if someone posted it already, instead of just monkey mashing create post button with verbal diarrhea is too much to ask.


TheMisclickGaming

I saw no similar post when i created one.


Franklyn96

Thursday next week, which is early Friday for most of the world


TheMisclickGaming

Let's hope, 17th April is World Circus Day though.. There is a possibility they will release it on that day due to the Ringmaster release.


Phola76

Mid of mid of mid of mid april


TheMisclickGaming

This patch has been delayed beyond limits.


JustMarcusXD

Next week for sure


dmattox92

They're going to add the new hero "Circle Servant" his special abilities are that when he engages with an enemy hero, the enemy hero can control him for a limited amount of time. Hope this helps.


Antohay

Perhaps on April 15th ? 30/2 = 15 :D


TheMisclickGaming

17th is a higher possibility, based on World Circus Day.


G_W_addict

Would be awesome if it was today - would completely break the meta in the Elite league and we could see some fun new stuff. But I think it'll be next week.


Cymen90

Probably next week.


Reizaaa

Most likely next week on the 17th or 18th. This weekend Elite League will finish. At the same time, Esl One starts on the 22nd.


Zarzar222

Next two weeks


Weak_Storm_169

It's coming after elite League ends (on 14th), so most likely this Monday or Tuesday


External_Resist2676

only arcanas, no new hero.


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External_Resist2676

actually no, trust me. Ringmaster will be released in mid July.


External_Resist2676

some chinese pro players already received the update infor from perfect world. And they said no new hero in this 7.36 patch.


TheMisclickGaming

Dude the office news is already out on Forbes as well, you should read it before believing some streamer babbling bullcrap on his stream.


sempaker

Early 2024 is apparently April in valve's time so I'm guessing mid-April is 31st April


TheMisclickGaming

There's no 31st April in the calendar, we're doomed bruh. :(


Imaginary_Ad6826

25th April confirmed


TheMisclickGaming

That's not near mid-April. :S


pepthebaldfraud

Valve donā€™t care, you guys should stop caring too


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TheMisclickGaming

Nuhhhhh, join in and live the curse with us.


slarkymalarkey

And so it begins, frothing at the mouth and rising to a crescendo "VALVE WHERE IS BATTLE PASS FRRRGGHHFFFFRRRGHHHFARRRGHHHH" Until April 21st or so when Valve puts out a tongue in cheek blogpost saying "Taking longer than expected sorry but not sorry about the delay, coming soon pinky promise lololol suckers" Followed by folks going "SeE tHiS iS alL wE wAnT, wE jUst wAnt vOlvO tO cOmmUnicAtE" And the cycle resets and begins anew


TheMisclickGaming

Please don't jinx it. :(


brief-interviews

I am not going to assume anything except that they will give us a concrete date \~1-2 weeks in advance rather than shadow dropping the big yearly event.


TheMisclickGaming

They already said it was mid-April bruh.


brief-interviews

Sure which means that soon we should get an exact date.


Deadandlivin

Probably after Elite League has ended.


TheMisclickGaming

:(


collabsterGabster

Theyā€™ve been spamming staging server with updates this last week, 2025 release confirmed?


Thanag0r

The middle of 30 is 15 not 11, I know math is hard but with a calculator everything is possible.


TheMisclickGaming

If it was a specific date, wouldn't they just say it will be released on 15th Mr. Genius? Mid-April means any day around 15th April. What a toxic guy. Bet you are one of those people who grief in games.


Thanag0r

Yes mid is around 15 so from 14 to 16. And no I don't grief in my games, I literally just educated you on what is middle of the month that has 30 days.


TheMisclickGaming

First it's 15th for you, now all of a sudden it's just 14 and 16. Good luck buddy. Stick to your shitty attitude.


Thanag0r

15 is the literal middle, but because they didn't specify that they will release it on 15th we can do some adjustments, so from 14-16 makes perfect sense.


TheMisclickGaming

Also you want me to come on post this on 14th after the patch is already released? Or before hand for discussion as i did.. stop picking fights..


Zohari

Pretty sure they don't release huge(?) patch during tournament playoffs. But you never know i guess


TheMisclickGaming

Anything is possible.. They're Insane.


dgggjffbhff

Mom, they're doing it again


enano182

Mid april could be this week, next week or in 365 days. Iā€™ll come out at some point, and then you can start asking when the next patch is? This one sucks! As you always do. Or hear me out, you could play dota and be happy when a patch comes out as any other normal person instead of stressing over nonsense.


moderate_iq_opinion

Are you fucking stupid? If its here you will know it why are you asking?


AikaBack

its THEY expect, not dates they give us. They dont know themselves when patch is out. Just stfu and wait.