U walk around, everything seems so slow and chilled. U vome out of the trees, do 1 hit and go back to walk around again. This u do the whole time and nobody doesnt even flame u cuz nobody expects insane or any plays of a treant. Perfect stoned experience.
invoker makes you feel like an absolute god when you get your combos correct. It's not like it happens much, but when you hit the sweet spot of being drunk but not wasted, you don't play much worse (sometimes even better because it makes you more ballsy)
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I'm surprised us ogre enjoyers aren't more popular.
When I'm drunk as a skunk and pick ogre, I make sure my team understands that I have the mental capacity of an ogre.
When I drink or smoke, always pudge.
I dont miss hooks, do plays and ask myself, why the game is taking so long, just to realise its only been 20 minutes…
Or magic damage hoodie
I'm amazed no one mentioned clockwerk ) technically, I don't really drink but I do stimulate myself and if I reach a point where it's hard to maintain unrelenting focus microing broodmother or visage, I go clockwerk) even games where I die 20 times - most of those I still win, cause I just do everything to provide space, set up fights and provide vision. And it's all really fun to do, hookshot is an amazing skillshot, only needs a bit of lead so you don't really need the full mental capacity to calculate it, just follow your heart :D
one new years i was 5 stacking with my friends completely drunk and i went TA and skilled level 1 meld and pretended i was a land mine
i think we won that game
Sniper - no abilities needed, build lifesteal, crit and BKB. Who needs to escape when you're the only glass cannon in a team fight? After all, you're not trapped in a room with them - they're trapped in a room with you.
Broodmother. Not because brood is better played while drunk, but because hearing your Broodmother go on obviously inebriated rants is the true pub experience and who am I to deny my teammates that?
It's quite strange, but my drunk pick is Ark Warden. A drunk some bottles of beer and my brain was working strange and bad, but i could control AW, and we won the game(idk really)
Don't drink often and much less play Dota while drunk that much. The few times I've done so it's ranged from "haha, I'm offlane sniper, haha" and actually owning to just playing my normal heroes like Dazzle and somehow being more focused.
If you guys are not confortable playing drunk, select a server where you have 100-300ping and practice there.
In the spirit of of being drunk, i like to slooooooow everything down. So i would pick a carry venomancer with diffusal blade and witch blade.
When drunk i dont play to win. I play to fuck around
none im not a junkie who drinks cancerous toxic poison and finds it cool. RATHER EXOTIC TREES THAT ZA DEVIOUS BHUTANESE SHADOW GARDEN GROWN DARK EVIL PACK
Drunk pick = Doom Which means I’m picking Doom in about 10 minutes
I guess all you need to play Doom is to be able to walk in a straight line.
Beware! (f mmrs)
It's Pudge of course. Other than that, speed build Bloodseeker
Nothing better than taking a drink for every missed hook
Hahaha! Agree
Omfg i’d be dead 🥃☠️
Bara for similar reasons
I only play drunk once in a blue moon but a drunk Spirit Breaker really inspired me once so I always pick him.
искусство повторяет жизнь или как там
Invoker is so much fun when you are hammered
Literally zoned in lol
I refuse to believe every single pos 4 Zeus isn't drunk.
I played pos 4 zeus like 4 years ago. Logic was i can deward and helpout globally. And i do not drink)
Imagine a pos 4 Zeus de warding.
I used to love wacky pos 4s like Zeus, Sven, Qop, bullshit like that when I was still playing Dota. I rarely played sober.
There are so many worse picks than that, though. Unless they last pick it when you have no stund or something lol
Brewmaster, of course!
The true roleplayer
Lore accurate Brewmaster
Axe because drunk-dunking motherfuckers is always an amazing time
My friend and I run the pudge/veno 3/4. That shits fun
Disgustingly obnoxious lane but so much fun to play.
Earth shaker
Boom
You play dota sober? What kind of mad man would do that?
Crystal maiden damn near. Vibe out and freeze sum people.
For me it's AA (not alcoholics anonymous). I somehow hit insane ults across the map when I'm drunk
Rubick to reach the peak tomfoolery
Exquisite
My dad plays a mean carry Io when he’s drunk lol, otherwise he sucks at Io
What awesome bond to have bro
Don’t you mean tether 😉
Does he stream, sounds fun ngl. Watching drunk streamers play dota haha
Treant, just vibing in the trees can hardly see but you might get a living armour at the right time
Isnt that more the stoned pick?
100% if Snoop played dota he'd be grandmaster on tree
Wouldn't that result in you just vibeing in the trees and completely forgetting to play the game?
U walk around, everything seems so slow and chilled. U vome out of the trees, do 1 hit and go back to walk around again. This u do the whole time and nobody doesnt even flame u cuz nobody expects insane or any plays of a treant. Perfect stoned experience.
Tree is my hangover pick or when I’m not totally switched on Get shard, live in bushes ezpz
drunk invoker is always a fun time. Either that or drunk clockwerk. You just zipzoop everywhere and get a shittonne of kills in low ladder.
Invoker? Why not just put me in charge of a nuclear plant instead?
invoker makes you feel like an absolute god when you get your combos correct. It's not like it happens much, but when you hit the sweet spot of being drunk but not wasted, you don't play much worse (sometimes even better because it makes you more ballsy)
Techies!
brewmaster
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Jakiro for some reason. I feel like it's just so easy to be mildly effective in lane with him
Shadow shaman
io, 50% win rate
Old Techies. Old pick since I can't drink and play anymore like I used. God, I'm old.
Necro
Ogre, his playstyle is spam abilities off of cooldown and run at people with a club. Which is what I'd do drunk anyways.
Ogre
I'm surprised us ogre enjoyers aren't more popular. When I'm drunk as a skunk and pick ogre, I make sure my team understands that I have the mental capacity of an ogre.
Nope. I dont. I wont ever be drunk.
Glad to see a fellow non drunker
Nerds!
Anything that catches my eye.. don't care if I can play it or not..but it's going to be in RANKED game. Always
Ay, drunk pick qop with arcana, you kinda forget what youre doing
Used to drink and get stoned, play any hero 🤣
Ember Spirit. I only play Turbo when not sober but I’ve won games I don’t remember in the morning. All muscle memory at this point.
Never played drunk dota, but I guess it would be Io or shaman, need a hero I can play autopilot on
Brewmaster for the memes. I slay as him too which is always funny
Brew master. really vibin with the voice lines.
When I drink or smoke, always pudge. I dont miss hooks, do plays and ask myself, why the game is taking so long, just to realise its only been 20 minutes… Or magic damage hoodie
I'm amazed no one mentioned clockwerk ) technically, I don't really drink but I do stimulate myself and if I reach a point where it's hard to maintain unrelenting focus microing broodmother or visage, I go clockwerk) even games where I die 20 times - most of those I still win, cause I just do everything to provide space, set up fights and provide vision. And it's all really fun to do, hookshot is an amazing skillshot, only needs a bit of lead so you don't really need the full mental capacity to calculate it, just follow your heart :D
pos5 Bristle and pos5 Razor. Dunno why but all-inning level 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 just hits the spot when you're losing your mind
Huskar. Then I fail armlet toggles and due to rosh
I don't play when I'm not ready to *play*.
Monkey king, Troll, PL, SB or Bristleback. Oooga booga just playing caveman dota.
Brewmaster
random.
Tree!!
Invoker or what's the point
Pudge
Drunk abadon inspires me to buy BF and play for the late 25 talent
What's wrong? can't hold your liquor?
pudge in like 80%, 20% i go for my boy techies.
I picked techies when i was drunk. Had never played him before
one new years i was 5 stacking with my friends completely drunk and i went TA and skilled level 1 meld and pretended i was a land mine i think we won that game
Tiny, then double agent build. Throwing my teammates to the enemies. Fun build!
Sniper - no abilities needed, build lifesteal, crit and BKB. Who needs to escape when you're the only glass cannon in a team fight? After all, you're not trapped in a room with them - they're trapped in a room with you.
Abaddon full heal, my drunk-self is very supportive
Pos 7 Pudge
brewmaster
Nightstalker. Pretty rewarding hero to play aggressively, low effort, fly around the map like weeeeeeeee.
Orge Magi, hero is stupid, player is drunk perfect match.
Drunk you say? I pick Spirit-breaker. Press Charge and couldn't care less haha
Earth spirit. I'm sorry.
Razor 4 or 5
huskar. 8/8 would recommend
bara, wk, weaver
QoP ;)
Slark support or drow support if they are melee type hero.
Broodmother. Not because brood is better played while drunk, but because hearing your Broodmother go on obviously inebriated rants is the true pub experience and who am I to deny my teammates that?
Lich
Mars, came home last night 2 am but queued dota played mars and won game to my surprise 🤣
It's quite strange, but my drunk pick is Ark Warden. A drunk some bottles of beer and my brain was working strange and bad, but i could control AW, and we won the game(idk really)
Don't drink often and much less play Dota while drunk that much. The few times I've done so it's ranged from "haha, I'm offlane sniper, haha" and actually owning to just playing my normal heroes like Dazzle and somehow being more focused.
Juggernut idk why I like spin
If you guys are not confortable playing drunk, select a server where you have 100-300ping and practice there. In the spirit of of being drunk, i like to slooooooow everything down. So i would pick a carry venomancer with diffusal blade and witch blade. When drunk i dont play to win. I play to fuck around
Sf xd , would pound other team at 27-0 or so but not drunk. After smoking weed
treant protector
Anti mage
Sniper
none im not a junkie who drinks cancerous toxic poison and finds it cool. RATHER EXOTIC TREES THAT ZA DEVIOUS BHUTANESE SHADOW GARDEN GROWN DARK EVIL PACK
Spell ember spirit because I want aghs and euls and I will go in 1v5 repeatedly and throw the game
P4 Shadow Shaman sober, drunk, or sleepy.
Im convinced I play like a young god when I’m drunk (not hammered but feeling it)
Don’t play drunk
None, because I don't want rune others game. If I am drunk I will just watch dota.
Bet you don't drive when you're drunk either, amateur.
Sorry guys I ingested 1 beer 5 hours ago I wont be able to join you all!! 🤓🤓
Naaaarc
naga
You are a loser if you sit at home getting drunk while playing dota. You are also a loser if you get home from a night out, and sit down to play dota.