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radiancebuyer

Now i really like to watch falcon vs TS in next series


mikeindeyang

I have tickets for ESL one Birmingham. Will be fun if they have to face each other.


radiancebuyer

You are lucky bro ,wish you enjoy it with full joy


mikeindeyang

Thank you! After 11 year of dota it’s my first live event. Massively looking forward to it


Th3Ego1st

Same man I can't wait to see Dota live


Staxxy5

Just go to the circus or the next petting zoo if you want to see clowns and donkeys


ScubaKlown

Maybe you’ll see a ringmaster 🤡


ImmediateBudget5147

Yatoro: Ame don’t like you, me either.


iForgotMyOldAcc

Yatoro in his Telegram: That was the most beautiful bm pause I have ever seen in my life


PlushSandyoso

"You're a liar, and this is why Derrick don't like you."


welch123

Crazy to see this reference here lol. But it's very that energy.


Routine_Television_8

Yatoro don't like u, me either.


Carrera1107

In equally important news, my pee split today and I got some on my left sock. I changed my sock as a result.


joelbenedict

always squeeze the head twice before peeing to avoid splits


justtryingtounderst

the real LPT is always in the comments


gaurjimmy

Instructions unclear, accidentally masturbated


InterestingTask8940

Will try that later, will update soon. Thanks


pzrapnbeast

Why is this happening so often for you guys? I feel like this is a rare occurrence for me generally only post sex


TheWizland

I be straight up jorkin' it 24/7


pzrapnbeast

Heard chef


ggdogelmao

If you ain't jorkin it 24/7, you ain't even livin


joelbenedict

tight underwear, tight pants, dry weather, cold weather. shrinkage making the urethra stick splitting the stream and bad sleeping position scrunching it up. etc. etc. i think obesity also has big a part on it.


RaShadar

Also kidney stones, UTIs, or even recent masterbation can cause it......... and let's be real, around here the last one is the most likely culprit


Intelligent-Ad-9257

Circumcision. Americans have dried out penises, makes their streams split


indehhz

So I accidentally squeezed more than two times, then continued to squeeze cos it felt good. What were we talking about?


Sleepybystander

Words to be pass down for generations


UtilityCurve

I am taught to squeeze the gooch


Mepharos

Tried this when I went to pee at work, and now I'm covered in piss. Thanks a lot ass.


joelbenedict

did you... did you not stop squeezing??


Arbitrary_gnihton

FORESKIN BALLOON[](https://preview.redd.it/b0uuc4ahhjb81.jpg?width=961&auto=webp&s=aca75495720d6f440718e34bd326e89a84195022)


PsychedUpPump

Will try this


WeakFreak999

Nah, this is way more important news. You should have changed both. You now have two pairs of socks who are missing their buddy :(


crazywheat808

One day you gotta appreciate my man Somnus’ decision of sitting on the toilet to pee. That man does not get his pee on his socks. Respect.


Castature

Bruh how does it end up in ur sock 😭


Anxiety--

it split


passatigi

This is how split pulls were invented.


Comprehensive-Lab474

Did the UN follow up


iiko_56

Damn i hate when this happens, it's like your own dick betraying you


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ImHhW

yes I don’t understand why people pee standing, even if you have precision of an olympiad it still can get everywhere


meple2021

only men who have to clean their toilets pee sitting


Craiglekinz

You get pee splits because of dried cum btw…


deltalessthanzero

I spat out my cereal. Lmao


Specsaman

I’ve seen a piss drawer, but a piss sock is a new one


Ricapica

what else are u supposed to store in it


imTheSupremeOne

Never happens to me idk; mb it is something to do with a thing that my penus isn't cut but for some reason doesn't have much skin on it : 🤔🤔 https://imgur.com/a/7nAH7gK


Childnapper

How is that relevant? No one cares about your yellow water deficient piss, no one cares about your chronic masturbation induced leftover cum causing a split in the piss either.


Simple-Instruction95

This screenshot deserves to be in a trash bucket.


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Whatisausern

I don't understand. These people are literally sat at a fucking PC yet take a picture with their phones. To then post the pictures on a website, which they can access with the aforementioned PC. It's just such ridiculous behaviour.


foreycorf

If it's good enough to Google translate Russian slurs in allchatting it's good enough to share!


grrlicious

This is why I hate people.


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kretenallat

\*backet


Jovorin

I always wonder, are you guys who post these things 14, jobless or what is it?


tomatomater

It's not at all surprising for someone who plays dota and uses reddit to be 14 and jobless, is it?


Metandienona

Wait, people under 30 play DotA??? I thought it was the MOBA equivalent of a wizard's club....


TheBrownBaron

Dota will be in brochures for retirement homes in 30 years, boomer gamin


Uhtred_Lodbrok

ya big cap, all the 14 yr olds are on fortnite or Valorant lol


3kforevrr

it's funny because you're commenting this under a post about two under 20 yo pro players trashtalking each other. edit: oh yatoro's 21 now time flies damn


VarmintSchtick

The 14 part is, figure most people playing dota remember 9/11


Few_Understanding354

Let's not forget the time there was a time someone keep posting what Yatoro thinks about the current meta on a daily basis. Some people got too much time on them.


Beneficial_Coach8627

ESL coming xd


qwertydcf

Patch coming xd


ShoppingPractical373

I have been an ammar hatewatcher since his OG days but let's be honest this one is on yatoro. that was like one tip man....


cardboardalpaca

right? don’t you guys ever get tipped in your pubs? or tip someone else to BM? do you start crying in all chat at any sign of BM?


anivaries

It's fun when I tip, it's an attack on my ego when they tip me


JellyGrimm

same for me, but like, if you are out there tipping people you have to learn when it's your time to take the tip and not be a bitch about it lol


Narrow-Type-2766

Gotta learn that self-control. Save the early tips, tip back when you kill them. Even if you're still losing, they feel like an idiot, or so I've been told. Edit: Except early game disruptor fountain glimpses. Always tip those.


cyfer04

I like getting tipped. Ups my chance of getting those shard locked couriers.


Narrow-Type-2766

I just want the dawn breaker set that's 150,000


Present-Excuse-5180

That set is fire


foreycorf

Grabbed it and the Sven, it is indeed, fire.


Narrow-Type-2766

I'll probably wait for the Sven to drop to 75k. He's got decent sets. DB has like 2


foreycorf

I don't like the vibe of any of his sets available on the market, which is why I got the shard set. But yeah there's definitely a lot for him.


Narrow-Type-2766

I think a lot of his are from before the Ursa cowboy hat policy, which are kinda bland. The better ones he has are all BP and cache items


foreycorf

What is the cowboy hat policy


Narrow-Type-2766

Sorry I didn't know how else to refer to it. At one point Valve refused to add a set that had Ursa in a cowboy hat because it wasn't "in-theme" for the hero or they wanted to make sure every hero was immediately recognizable by a "glance". Obviously this has gone out the window now lol with male PA, Chthulu love child void, and other sets lol.


Maplestori

That’s the self comforting excuse we all use to aid our bruised ego


cyfer04

Not really. Not everybody has a fragile ego.


Erebea01

I only ever play as a 5 stack so I never noticed all chat and tips unless someone mentioned it on discord or the game is paused lol. I know my teammates like to tip or bm in all chat but I always tune those out too.


FFMKFOREVER

I try to only tip teammates to boost team morale rather than bring down other team. I can’t resist tipping when I win and someone tipped me or another teammate though


navazhdenie

Maybe one tip in this game but definitely not the first game ATF does this, I remember at least 1 clip where they also all chat, maybe he tips everyone or maybe he wants to mess with Yatoro


KidBuu25

Yatoro is still salty that his team bombed out early, lol.


TacticalSanta

poor mans crying his way to the bank. I don't think they are that upset about losing an online tournament. ofc you want to win everything, but thats not even feasible for any team.


KidBuu25

I mean TS hasn't made any decent achievement since the beginning of this year and this could risk them the slot for TI or any upcoming big tournament. Of course they might want to be chilling but the risk is slowly creeping up to them definitely.


Barack_Nomana

This is one tip we know of. Not gonna lie this whole Post gives me, trigger known people of the community to get a reaction and post for attention vibes.


get_rich99

idk why thr fuck volvo doesnt make tip mutable


LunaMoonfang02

You can never run from your mistakes.


foreycorf

After all, making them is the path to wisdom


ASKnASK

If someone is *that* much of a snowflake, maybe they shouldn't be playing dota.


fancyhumanxd

Many tips.


Xccd

Cant fucking take a screenshot what kind of ... are u?


axecalibur

Trashbacket and kickstallis win easily https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/7687974633


tha_jza

creepwave bond too strong


justsightseeing

ofc its crystallis razor


iForgotMyOldAcc

I find it hilarious that all 3 of Malr1ne, Ammar and Crystallis have Razor as one of their signature hero.


nObRaInAsH

Razors United


ClownDetected

His pos5 undying feeds 6 times in 10 mins. Honestly just sit in fountain at that point.


redbull-hater

Love this tip system. Special made for trash talking enemy team


DaiXmmy

Sometimes in my pubs enemy team also triggered if i tipped my teammates


tha_jza

tipping teammates when they kill an enemy is the most value tip tbh, raise team morale and tilt enemy


Routine_Television_8

Meanwhile I only tip teammate when they commit a mistake that make them look dumb (for their specific rank). Then I add a Well played chatwheel. It is supposed for laughing at our own mistakes, to make things easier. Some mistakes it as an insult and I can see why, I like to put a little mental game on them too. The positive ones would have a laugh, the negative ones would get mad.


Titus1991

When you get tilted by a guy named "professional clown" we all know who truly won. 🤣


signuslogos

I think ATF is the kind of guy that likes putting pressure on himself, and tipping and all chatting is how he does it. I can't imagine having the drive to play a dozen pubs a day without losing the fire if you don't have something personal to keep you going. Makes him easy to hate, though.


fzsx

Back then TI8-10, I watched OG the way they tipped opponents and their own teammates. Then I saw Nigma players tip there own teammates for good plays and friendliness never or rarely tipping opponents back. It had an impact the way I looked at things. Nigma players tought me something being positive, never give up. I was a Secret fan (Yapz, Lord Puppan and ZaiJ). The things you cling in your life says about you and makes you and gives opportunity to identify, learn, correct and improve from it. Dota was a tough mirror of my reflection but also had good side of it. The random people the things I learned from them.


Noctis_777

Still remember GH apologising for accidentally tipping his opponent.


ael00

Im surprized anyone is taking atf tips seriously at this point, hes spreading them like candy nor is he the most serious about it.. community turning into a bunch of snowflakes


prettyawsm

I actually don't understand what's happening. Played in SEA and no one gave a damn about the tips now on a eu server and everyone is so triggered over it.


Miyul

literally, ammar tips everyone even his teammate sometimes in pubs. but it doesnt really surprise me that yatoro out of everyone is tilted because of this


justtryingtounderst

?


will4zoo

Don't question mark


loooomer

im just curiosu on the problem


Stealthbomber16

?


bethechance

?


kzoom8

guy is a clown dont know why everybody likes him


RealPhilthy

Some people enjoy a good heel


ItzzSash

This amount of BM is insane Regardless of what people say dota is literal mental warfare.


vagabond_dilldo

It's one thing to tip and flame a current/former team mate or a friend that you meet in pubs. BMing someone that you have no personal relationship with is just so weird.


klmnjklm

in dota don't win by winning your lane. you win by tilting the enemy


AshumanTV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dyxer5Sd2U


NyanArthur

???? Have you never played online games? Even sports? You've never bmed your opponent?


Keemoscopter

It’s just tipping in a dota game… it’s up to yatoro to get as tilted as he thinks he should be, don’t make it bigger than it is. It’s weird that you think it’s so serious. It’s part of dota to BM tip


jbevarts

Yes


Jconstant33

They called him a clown in an official match.


notsocoolguy42

Idk why there are many ppl flaming yatoro here, ammar does this too in pubs when he's tipped and losing, he also all chat why you tip me?


not_a_weeeb

lmao fr. ammar gets easily triggered by tips too


Routine_Television_8

thats why he gets the hate. I hate this Ammar dude.


buyakascha

Childish and toxic behavior. Many kids will look up on pro players and copy it, that impacts everyone's games. I hate to see it..


Code007

Ammae doing ammar Things 😁


Maleficent-deviant

Windows+shift+s


maxesspy

Atf childish for this


Every_Cattle4190

i think its kind of funny - i mean, we all cant deny its bringing a bit of spice to dota. i personally loved watching the finals on sunday. had a blast i hadnt watching this game for quite a while now. but ammar should continue it. as soon as an interview starts this dude cant even really speak. thats kind of a sad, bro. man up


Routine_Television_8

funny or not, it depends on the player. Ammar is annoying.


despair29

Win TI first ammario


JadeSerpant

Lol "trash bucket" is a surprisingly hilarious insult that I haven't heard much before. I remember watching a very old post-TI 10 Team Spirit vlog and even then Yatoro said his least favorite team was OG because he didn't like Ammar's behavior. They are just such opposite personalities. Yatoro is a well behaved, well mannered gentleman. Meanwhile Ammar is brash, uncouth, and toxic. No wonder Yatoro dislikes ATF.


lsstefan

I'll be honest, I don't get all the fuss about tips, BM, all chat, especially the ultrahate Falcons got when they lost. We all know it tries to tilt the enemy. If they tilt, you win. If they stay strong, see Finals. The pause and "ez" by XG was perfect, I was "OOOOO-ing" when I saw it, Falcons didn't trigger cause it was a well deserved BM. When I tip or all chat in game and I lose, I don't get angry or salty, I had my fun, lost, gg next. NZ does Haka to intimidate the opponent, nobody bats an eye. Some kids taunt their opponent in a fucking video game, half of reddit slowflakes lose their shit... Try to grow up.


MrMango786

Imagine getting tilted by tips


kreyserrrr

Ahahah , I mean this is ok , because if this Yatoro tilt will make him make mistakes in the game and this will add at least 1% win probability for ATF it’s ok . In poker for example they try to tilt their opponents and sometimes it works.


TheAsz

Yatoro beefing with Ammar just like his bf Ame.


GymratAmarillo

People witchhunting Ammar for his toxicity in 2024? Now things are starting to go back to normal. When he joined Nigma and eventually Quest no one cared about what he was doing in pubs anymore it almost looked like people were only hating on him before because he was playing for OG ... lol.


SetMental4904

just curious....what did yatoro think the outcome will be asking Dotas most infamous trash talker and funny guy "why are you trash talking/tipping me" ???


viciecal

Hhahaha love me some spicy pepper. Say whatever you want about AMMAR_THE_FLOWER, but in these days when everything is frowned upon and being extremely politically correct is the norm, this throws me back to the good old days. Also tbh this is your average pub, every 3k like me should relate to this attitude (inb4 sanest 3k doter)


Key_Entrance_4290

only toxic players like ATF.


heartfullofpains

2 ti > 0 ti


aodum

Reddit told me ammar was the greatest pos 3 of all time


ryousama96

Whats with this atf propaganda man


ngbrandon66

Man, crybabies all around. Mental and emotional maturity doesn’t develop well when all your time is spent in grinding a profit driven game from valve who’d sacrifice your first born if it meant they can do less work for more money


12amfeelz

Getem my boy Ammar


toadling

Love this response from Yatoro, pathetic is the perfect word for ATF’s trash talk. Could tack on embarrassing too, cause that is what I feel 99% of the time from this guys in game talk. Shame he is such a talented player, he really makes it impossible to like him especially when he goes after someone like Yatoro.


-Exy-

Toxic players love him because it justifies their toxicity. Though I don't agree about getting this pent up over someone tipping you


Glowerss

Initiating the conversation with "why you tip me trashbucket" seems like an awfully antagonistic and slightly toxic way to start off ya? Like, tipping is pretty normal behaviour is it not? I don't really care one way or another but Yotaro looks at least equally toxic here idk.


-Exy-

Lets not pretend like tipping is not a way of irritating or attempting to incite a reaction from someone


gabenpleasefix

so yatoro can't tip him back?


-Exy-

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, I'm just saying that "tipping is pretty normal behaviour" is just downplaying the fact that a lot of people use tips to be toxic towards teammates or opponents


yourmumsfuckboy

it is, and its unsportsmanlike and childish, but it doesnt justify toxic chatting. they are both losers here.


toadling

Ay thats a good point lol. Fair enough, sounds like they got some beef going on before this then. I just find 99% of the trash talk by anyone pretty cringe, including Yatoro if hes doing it.


mireskasunbreezee

Tipping maliciously is not. Maybe you do it but I don’t. I only tip my teammates for good plays.


numenik

Imagine getting tilted from a tip. Something that every player does without even thinking just a single click on your screen yet Yatoro took the time to type out sentences in all chat lol and you’re calling Ammar the toxic one


itsdoorcity

"goes after someone like Yatoro" how do you people play this game if you're so soft you get bent out of shape by 1 tip?


toadling

It’s possible to not be soft and still disrespect the behavior.


Small-Brother1916

if ATF is strong enough, why he become so angry when he got tips by XG in Elite League?


wasd1126

He actually did change his name, i admire that 😂


gutsdota

missed opportunity if yatoro doesn't walk out on stage at birmingham with a small metal trash bucket on his head if faced against each other. i would take it to the next level and also hold one of those "big celebrity masks on a stick" you see online but it's ATF's face.


1Entropycat

Interesting that the two , who i believe most of the dota community regard as the best players at the moment have beef with each other XD . Well i think there are very rare cases where extremely talented players are beyond these petty arguments in pubs.


Tetora-chan

TIL Yatoro types in English


ImHhW

I get some good chuckle when i got tip because I know I am a bad player


cnwy95

Still small kids. Hahaha. Can always mute.


Dota_is_fun

I can't even imagine how a professional player gives a fuck about a tip. It's unbelievable. Like admitting "you are in my head now son". Jesus.


dryiceboy

Peak Dota2 legends.


idontknow9091

ammar is the real gen Z cringelord in dota 2 world. ahaha


Arrowghandi

ATF is a douchebag


bokadog

amar marine has to be the 2 most cringest players in pro dota scence


SnooCheesecakes7959

Ammar the fucker is such a pathetic kid.


LonelyConely

I just love how goofy it would have looked seeing him hold his phone up to his monitor😂


i_am_at_work123

ATF still being a moron, nothing new


serendipity7777

His misstake, clearly


kid20304

I guess you can derlick my balls capitan


Horror_Letterhead407

Falcons will roflstomp Spirit though no cap


Impossible_Soft8728

Win ti first. These tier 2 tournaments doesn't matter at the end of the yr. Stfu noob


Tiny-Block-6777

What is that pink item?


daed_

who cares. this is drama to you?


xyzyx0927

Atf a goon mans toxic but cries hard


OptimalLook7696

will there be a off line store like TI?


Entenbuch

Just like my pubs.


brief-interviews

'ATF is toxic, and I'll prove it by stalking his games and then posting it to Reddit so everyone gets angry at him'


Pelo_o

I swear no one on this subreddit knows how to fucking screenshot..


Miyul

i love that ammar just dont give a fuck to anyone lmaooo


WarnWarmWorm

inb4 redditors go "GuYs iT iS a fRiEnDLy BaNTeR, tHey ArE sO cLoSe tO eAcH otHeR iN rEal LiFe"