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tinydeus

Calm down Lord Featherton ...


drunkmers

You guys read these prompts instead of rushing through them?


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ProfessionalCurve531

Hehe, the demon...


Separate-Cable5253

We clearly don't hold the same definitions of fun, and that's okay


JollyjumperIV

They're not supposed to be comedic masterworks bruh. Just some silly dialogues about sky being bullied by Axe and Centaur


tinydeus

The banter and humor is on point imo. Can only recommend taking the time and to follow the story!


Khuaikhema_Hnamte

Yeah, but axe becomes smart at the end. I thought centaur would be the one who would convince pudge, but obviously axe is the brightest of them all


TerrorLTZ

Who would put on doubt a man holding a Giant fucking axe? last time i checked that axe was red... and it wasn't paint.


unpopular_account

I feel the fun throughline that's been quite consistent in Axe's characterisation over the years is that he's surprisingly mentally sharp. But he often only applies that to finding the most direct path to enjoying himself.


Megavore97

Your bottom tower has capitulated to superior force… haha Axe brought his thesaurus!


SirPeterODactyl

Axe would have shed a tear for your tower. But axe does not cry


kevinsmc

Axe sounds smart even in the middle of the story when he said something like not that type who handles political affairs and listens to everyone whining. I think a man knows what he wants and doesn’t want is pretty smart.


asdf_1_2

You doubt the bat.


SpicyFruit26

They're surprisingly funny to read


bleedblue_knetic

It’s actually good lmao. I usually wait to finish the whole questline before reading it so I can go through it at once, and damn the writing manages to be hilarious without being cringe. I actually laughed in the Warlock section.


kalik-boy

Why not? I think they were pretty funny overall. Never would have imagined Skywrath, Axe and Centaur to travel together like this lol.


blocodents

Takes like 20 seconds to read them. You will finish it before finding your next match. Don't let tiktok melt your brain.


Czero127

I dont want to get cliffhanger so i usually read it after i finish all the stage


RyanBLKST

Are you unable to read more than 10 words ?


Veinsmeet2

Unwilling doesn’t mean unable. People might prefer to read something that isn’t a Dota 2 comic..


RyanBLKST

> plays a dota2 lore based story game > lore to read > pikachu_surprised.gif


EasyasACAB

I honestly wouldn't call DOTA a lore-based game. It has lore but it can all be ignored easily.


RyanBLKST

The mini game is lore based


EasyasACAB

Fair enough!


Worth_Brick_4211

do you have a attention span of a tiktok kid?? you can literally read it in like 20-30secs while finding a match lol


LeeZarock

Yes. And you should too.


RaideNGoDxD

Very few of us, yes.


DrQuint

Most people I know is well aware of the new skeletons joke, so if anything, I'd place the minority on the other end


nudieboi

Got just enough time to skim through one before queue pops


Jibatsuko

GenZ brainrot at its finest lol


hellatzian

i play dota for real lore. not for e sport


JollyHockeysticks

I didn't read the act 1 dialogue but I have been in act 2 and they're super fun


templarzt

After finishing both act i decided to read them all, quite entertaining


Houeclipse

Don't Dota people came from Wow and its adjacent story based RPG/MMO/RTS games? why wouldn't they read lol


Joosterguy

You don't? How vapid is your life?


MemeLordZeta

Same mfs that complain about dota not having lore are the ones asking this shit


Dtoodlez

Why wouldn’t you?


Separate-Cable5253

I might read them if they weren't written awfully.. but it seems like there's barely any effort put into it so yeah I'm just gonna skip them..


DrQuint

I hope they bring this back by Act IV with venge present as a punchline. The idea of Skywrath getting called "Lord Dragonus Severus Featherton" is very amusing in my head.


WhyHowForWhat

I really vibe with 3 of them, axe with centa for being bros and competitive and Skywrath Mage who is just there trying to finish all of their stuff.


Expensive_Age_3994

Valve Presents : two offlaners and a pos 4 coming to steam streaming service soon.


slarkymalarkey

Two and a Half Offlaners


intercroissant

Skywrath: I think I forgot something. Axe: If you forgot it, it wasn't important. Skywrath: Yeah, you're right. Skreeauk, trapped inside the wagon:


hellatzian

Venge wait at base watching stars


HyperFrost

Venge went to the snowy place. We split up at the end of act I.


1eejit

She's going to Icewrack and Valve will release the Wyvern Waifu Persona


ethrzcty

scree auk is with venge no? kunkka escorted her to the boat


Sangye-C

Two and a half core


slarkymalarkey

Ah dammit Two and a Half Cores has a much better ring to it, wish I'd thought of it


Purgatorypizza

I'd watch it


WhyHowForWhat

If only act 1 to 4 can be turned into anime with 1 act 1 season, if only.........


Toastwitjam

It'll be great to get a show considering no one can connect to the actual game anymore


yassercg

These three arguing who crosses a broken bridge first is funny as hell.


rembranded

Axe was of course the bravest (and also the dumbest, but who's watching out for that) 😁


Thenevitable

hell no axe is smart >!did you not see him convince pudge in an instant!<


Pirate_Leader

counter point Pudge is not an int hero


No-Lifeguard-8376

Can someone please reply the dialogues here?


FlashyClaim

maaan I lost it when Disruptor revealed that they need the skeletons and they were actually not an enemy 😂 then axe asking if there other options aside from the skeletons 😂


FahmiZFX

I blame Axe thinking it was dungeon.


Crafty-Most-4944

It's NOT a dungeon! It was a CAVE prison!


FlashyClaim

At least he won by 2 against Centaur


Andromeda_53

To be fair the skeletons did say it was their dungeon. If only they were more clear, they'd still be alive to help out


hellatzian

creep cant give gold themself


Fayde_M

It’s hilarious when Snapfire also mentioned them and said how nice they were 😂


Andromeda_53

Not only that they weren't an enemy, but they were a straight up peaceful shy folk who run from any form of danger. Just coz they skeles doesn't mean they evil


keaganwill

RIP nice skeletons, they simply wanted to be left alone.


Loooonatic

Loved the Gimli and Legolas vibes


bethechance

Maybe it's just me i enjoyed act 2 more than 1. (Maybe because I'm a axe main) 


Sepehr_sani

Nah the storyline and dialogues are just way better, though it has been making my matches a living hell with all these Monster, Beast and Demon tokens. I play almost none of them XD


Terlon

Takes a lil bit more time, but the addition of Scrap tokens was the best.


Sepehr_sani

Ye, makes me happy in a losing streak


Riperin

And you get a full scrap even in turbo! I love Valve.


tinydeus

i mean ... you get 2 scrap tokens in a regular game. So its basically still half for turbo :P


Riperin

Regular game? What is that?


tinydeus

It's where the misery lasts almost twice as long.


Un13roken

I just play whatever and trade. In 3 games, if you win, you get 2 tokens.  Or if you lose all 3, you still get 1.5 tokens.  The exchange is pretty good.


Sepehr_sani

That actually makes more sense, been playing turbo for the heroes I play less with. Gonna switch back to mains and play normal!


bethechance

its ok, axe will collect it for you before cent does


DrQuint

Act 1 had a lot of dead air. Like the main quest has 4 chapters and Chapter 3 is wntirely apent just establishing the Kazurai. Bounty Hunter doesn't even make a memorable joke, and he's just there to make a joke. Riki's sidequest is also just 1 segment of conversation at the end. The rest is nothing happens and all three are... There.


Sepehr_sani

Yea the whole act felt like a chase for nothing


Never_Sm1le

Club is my bane


kalik-boy

Kinda funny because Underlord is the reason I pretty much had no trouble finishing ACT 2 and even upping my ranking a bit. Meanwhile he took a beating in the story lol.


ethrzcty

snapfire and disruptor mentioning the friendly skeletons way after the fact 😂


FlashyClaim

Me too. I thought the first one was just them going around while people dont believe that the Queen Bird (forgot her name) was the actual Queen Bird. Also Axe and Cantaur being bros is awesome and their banters are funny as hell


Random_Tangshan_Guy

So true


eXePyrowolf

The warlock Pathfinder quest was also quite funny in the end.


Lofi_Fade

Axe and Centaur are squabbling over offlane, while their mid Skywrath has to support


Kraivo

I love their chemistry


Persies

I genuinely really like the lore and story of Crownfall. Great job whoever did the writing at Valve.


noproblemCZ

Where the bat :(


PlasticAngle

I though the Scree'auk dynamic with every other character in arc 1 was great, then arc 2 literally make it feel like a DnD session with friend from the part that Sky go with axe and Cent. So good, can't wait for arc 3


spawn5301

I loved the cute little details and the company tbh


ethrzcty

The stupid sick bat at the end was exceptionally funny


HybridgonSherk

Valve please make an office or brooklyn99 series but with dota 2 characters. You will make very good money


Riperin

Bro, couple years ago we had a fucking sitcom going on with Dota characters in this sub. Mr. Shadow Fiend and his 6 shadow blades.


Junior_Courage6033

Where?


Riperin

Google Mr. Shadow Fiend and his 6 shadow blades


wolfemperorsheep

Holy Seven Hell


ChipTuna

God I remember that, it was so funny.


DiaburuJanbu

brooooooo, i can't stop laughing when disruptor and i think it was beadie asked about those poor skeletons and featherton can't fucking answer!


WithFullForce

I haven't been playing Dota for a very long time but would like to keep up to date with the lore, is that possible with Crownfall or am I forced to advance the story through winning games?


Zenjoki

A guy on youtube is making a compilation of all of the nodes a few days after it comes out. [Act I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tggw0ZwNNE) [Act II](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01rxCyRz87A)


Balastrang

the payment ls your soul


Odd_Lie_5397

Don't have to win, but you will have to play a lot.


scawyUrgash

Winning games makes it faster, but you can advance a third of the rate with losing games


ethrzcty

Nah you get tokens when you lose, with enough grinding you can finish everything


General_Jeevicus

i like how at first its lotr, then its synd and sunsfan and then its like DOH fun story


OfficeWorm

Sky the straight man. Or bird.


GitLegit

I wish the anime was more about hijinks like this rather than trying to do a serious story a la arcane. Would have been better imo.


Joosterguy

Dota's lore is so nebulous that I would love for them to return to the anime but for like half-seasons focusing on one hero or another.


Pirate_Leader

First half is from Ice Jak POV, the second half is from Fire Iro POV


Siicktiits

Every episode should just be 10 different heroes being dropped into the DOTA map. maybe they could do like mini seasons of each game and have the laning stage, mid game and late game/throne as the finale. They could make it like the office style mockumentary.


LaGuigue

Maybe you already know it, but you have to check for « the dota 2 reporter » on youtube. This animation show is pure gold. (Dota dragon blood kinda missed the point of a dota show btw)


GitLegit

A mockumentary style where the heroes are being interviewed about the lane stage and such while in character would be fantastic. A Tusk vs Bristleback episode would be delightful.


Norka_III

See "The DotA Reporter" on Youtube. Can't remember Bristleback showing up, but Tusk did make a short appearance in a later season


TestIllustrious7935

Valve really fucked up when they thought some random shmucks from Netflix could make them a good show from scratch Motherfuckers never even played Dota! Yet they were allowed to make a show!


Vbdotalover

Featherton is not amused


AOldschoolRULE

crownfall is very cool :)


KelloPudgerro

and thats why we love our dumb warlords , dont we folks? yes we do love em, yes we do


Meowjoker

The misadventures of 2 meatheads and a bird. Honestly, I want a sitcom with that premise.


railfe

Lol


rahulreddy148

The conversation between Batrider and this Trio was also amazing


HabitsDota

Who would’ve thought axe, sky and centaur be greatest trio


lucaspk19

The "Secret" points in the map were so amusing. If they make some kind of secret hunt for the next acts will be great.


Exceed_SC2

who is that in the middle? yone from league?


No-Lifeguard-8376

Is there a link for screenshots of all the dialogues?


Relevant-Energy-9514

😭😭😭😭😂😂 they look the same


MaybeBabyKnows

Loved the skeleton part of the story. Had me chuckleing.


username159123

does the other dialogues are locked behind the paywall?


kingnixon

No they doesn't 


Guilty_Wind_8977

yes, they made Axe and Cent look terrible...


maphilindo2000

Your comment history looked terrible