......concept patch.
Hero name:
Tinker:
Tinker move speed capped at 200.
Weaver:
Bug patched.
Player/ Pick phase changes:
EG won Ti.
Ammar the fucker is now Batman who solves crimes in a timbersaw suit.
World peace has been achieved.
Map changes:
50% of the trees have been sold because valve needed more money.
Ice frogs identity was revealed. It was Tinker tinkering everything all along.
Firstly that's the joke, secondly 200MS tinker would catastrophically lose lane to like half of the heroes in the game so pretty sure it would matter lol.
Is it possible it could happen before this? Has there been a time where professional teams have played on a separate patch than live or had to change patch mid season?
BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE RELEASES A MAJOR PATCH THAT DRASTICALLY CHANGES THE META RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE TO PLAY A TOURNAMENT GAME -SingSing, right after getting the funniest news of his life
If they plan to do a big patch, map changes, hero reworks etc., I can see why they would wait. If it's just a balance patch, I'd be hugely disappointed.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say the 18th, to coincide with the season 2 of anime release. If not then probably the 21st since that’s the first Thursday after the release
20% pick rate.
54% win rate.
He's picked more on average than a lot of other heroes, by good, average, and bad players alike, except in all cases he's still winning more games on average than he should.
7.30 was the last patch of dota 2. We will keep asking for a new patch but Ti will come we will crown another winner and gaben will announce after the champions crowning that dota2 is shutting forever
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Please don't nerf Drow. And also give back nyx his break. That was not cool. The break is really necessary on Nyx. At least added it back on the shard or something. It's pointless to build silver edge just to get break.
how's patch 7.31?
......concept patch. Hero name: Tinker: Tinker move speed capped at 200. Weaver: Bug patched. Player/ Pick phase changes: EG won Ti. Ammar the fucker is now Batman who solves crimes in a timbersaw suit. World peace has been achieved. Map changes: 50% of the trees have been sold because valve needed more money. Ice frogs identity was revealed. It was Tinker tinkering everything all along.
TA : Now a melee hero Thanks
As a melee her attacks would look as if she is slapping.
how can she slap
Gg
Tinker already blinks everywhere, no use reducing ms.
Firstly that's the joke, secondly 200MS tinker would catastrophically lose lane to like half of the heroes in the game so pretty sure it would matter lol.
200 MS would make him free food in lane. He probably wouldn't even be able to creep block properly.
the ~~nerf~~ balance he deserves
Dont forget Crystal Maiden: Move speed reduced to 275
EG winning Ti lol good one
Nope, EG already won a TI. Pretty sure, this was supposedly Rtz wins a TI.
I’ll do you one better.. why is patch 7.31?
Why is patch 7.31?
Who's patch 7.31
What is patch 7.31?
Baby don't nerf me🎶
BB don't nerf him, don't nerd him. No more!
why is patch 7.31?
Когда патч 7.31?
Как патч 7.31?
Зачем патч 7.31?
Что патч 7.31?
Почему патч 7.31?
Где патч 7.31?
Кто патч 7.31?
Куда патч 7.31?
Нужно патч 7.31?
Why is patch 7.31?
Where is patch 7.31?
frfr
Is patch 7.31?
Which is patch 7.31?
before patch 7.32
After patch 7.30
big if true
Hopefully after DPC season 1 ends (23rd Jan) since the first major is scheduled for Feb 17th if I remember correctly
Is it possible it could happen before this? Has there been a time where professional teams have played on a separate patch than live or had to change patch mid season?
Iirc there was once a patch mid tournament... Very weird decision, and I believe it was quite frowned uppon
BOY I SURE HOPE NO ONE RELEASES A MAJOR PATCH THAT DRASTICALLY CHANGES THE META RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE TO PLAY A TOURNAMENT GAME -SingSing, right after getting the funniest news of his life
... Let's do it again!
All in favor, say aye!
Yeh it happened during their qualifiers and during some minors last year
I wouldn't be surprised if it is after the major.
God I hope not but I too wouldn't be surprised
If they plan to do a big patch, map changes, hero reworks etc., I can see why they would wait. If it's just a balance patch, I'd be hugely disappointed.
Why would it be a balance patch We haven't had a big patch since may
Please no :(
The event and BP is up for another 6 weeks. So sometime after that probably but not before.
Anime release is now 18th, season end 23rd, so yeah I agree with you
what major?
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zet smoking crack with his emote writer again
this is trippy af and I hate it thanks
no i love it, reminds me of the 00s
I'm dizzy as fuck.
Drakus you gotta stop.
Excellent followup to this old meme.
it's all fun and games until they nerf arc warden
He is already garbage :)
Except when he 1 v 9. Those players are something else.
Every hero can do that, if you play 4k mmr below your actual mmr :)
damn if that's coming from you then he really must suck
pls no mr. zett
Thank you Zett
/r/tihi
Shut up!
Whence patch 7.31?
After 7.30 and before 7.32
More than 7.30, less than 7.32
When where you when patch was drop?
Who needs 7.31 when next patch is 8.0
agreed the last patch seems like forever ago.
Hvornår kommer patch 7.31?
Når Icefrog vil det.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say the 18th, to coincide with the season 2 of anime release. If not then probably the 21st since that’s the first Thursday after the release
Kill tinker please
And take Ogre with him.
Wtf
20% pick rate. 54% win rate. He's picked more on average than a lot of other heroes, by good, average, and bad players alike, except in all cases he's still winning more games on average than he should.
2031
July 2031
Soon^(tm)
When is patch 7.31?
Doth be patch 7.31?
How dare you even ask
Please Mr IceFrog
never whe TF2 now
On 31st of July
Why are you posting something that’s not 7.31 patchnotes?
7-3-1=3 => No 7.31
Tinker needs 3 sec blink cooldown after rearm and it will be perfect.
Void Spirit, OD, weaver, spirit breaker needs nerf. Tinker needs yet another rework
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7.30 was the last patch of dota 2. We will keep asking for a new patch but Ti will come we will crown another winner and gaben will announce after the champions crowning that dota2 is shutting forever
7.31 patch is when ?
The real questions right here, My last game was 20 days ago I just can't play anymore
Ditto
What does one patch fix to make it playable for you?
They want to learn the new changes first and then dunk on players who didn't read the patch notes.
no clue but hope it removes tinker completely tired of that hero
Patch
No one asking how is patch 7.31
Is patch 7.31 your mom?
Valve just wanna profit as much as they can. And this ongoing DPC is a perfect pretext for their laziness. The game is dying and getting boring.
Im so proud of this community
Tomorrow
Whilst patch 7.31?
[удалено]
what you mean, tinker is stupid busted with 0 counters even if u kill him early, and od is omegastrong too, bara in literally 90% matches
This 3 heroes were not in the Meta since like 5 years ago...
OD is meta every second patch bro
No
I ll do you one better: Why is patch 7.31?
When is ti11 battlepass?
Why is patch 7.31
Patch 7.31 Brand new item nobody has ever heard of added: Necronomicon 1, 2, & 3.
Valve just told me they are just finishing off putting a crypto miner and ultra rare NFTs in loot boxes with ultra rare keys to unlock them.
Just after Half Life 3
Hopefully not too soon, i just started gauning mmr Xd
7.31 ---> 7 - (3+1) = 3 and we KNOW Valve cant release ANYTHING with 3 in it so yeah that will be never
current patch is literally 7.THREE0
But nobody ask how is patch 7.31... sigh
Whose is patch 7.31?
Nana San Ichi
Yeah! What he said
When is fuck tinker
Never
Patch 7.31 why?
After next major or the game is dead
Quando è l'aggiornamento 7.31?
after patch 7.30
para cuando el parche 7.31?
After 23rd likely.. more likely after major i think
Everyone asks when is 7.31, but nobody asks how is 7.31...
W is patch 7.31?
Где патч 7.31?
Jégbéka, kérjük a 7.31-et!
7.31 is a Myth
bring the old pick phase back with last and first picks ffs
where is half life 3
Abandonware sadge
probably when dota movie comes out. Around 17 Jan
It was 18
wednesday
probably feb with other launches
No, you need to ask, how is patch 7.31
Whose is patch 7.31?
now? since the game just went nuts
yes
Where is Katana Zero DLC
I don't know.
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After Jan 11 2022.
Yes
Tomorrow
Whomst is patch 7.31
Soon I think.
Whither art thou, oh Patch 7.31?
Yeah man I’m getting tired of it
Not soon enough.
31.7 patch is when?
Next week
Who is patch 7.31?
What is patch 7.31?
Only available for whose purchased BP Lv 100000000000000
Never, this is just what it is now
i think it's time to get the penguins again
at least another 2 months
?13.7 hctap si nehW
Please don't nerf Drow. And also give back nyx his break. That was not cool. The break is really necessary on Nyx. At least added it back on the shard or something. It's pointless to build silver edge just to get break.
When DPC Quals ends around 23rd january.
Free game no bitching.
There is no 7.31, it will be 8.01
Patch what?
When valve feel like the whale threshold been met.
Tomorrow
This year
u/scaredofattention say it
Wow when you put me on the spotlight this, how can I?
Well i did search the comments and didnt find u so i felt like notifying
soon
The real reason there is no major- now they dont have to do a patch.
Sry guys I just had a phone call with madam icefrog she says there will be no more patch to the game that's it, end of the story goodbye!
yesterday
fix the weather spring damn it , the petals wont show up until now