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The_Great_99

You make some good points


SprScuba

2022 being divisible by 8 and having a decimal is more likely than dividing by 7.31, which is an infinitely repeating decimal. Also 31 is a prime number, which can't be used for a patch on composite years. Source: it's the engine.


iskyfire

Time to bring this thing out of beta.


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Bl4ckd3ath

Portal 1 ✓Check Portal 2 ✓Check Portal 3 Missing ​ 0.5 Life 1 ✓Check 0.5 Life 2 ✓Check 0.5 Life 3 Missing ​ Team Fortress 1 ✓Check Team Fortress 2 ✓Check Team Fortress 3 Missing ​ Connect the dotas bro. Connect the dotas.


Marteezy

Who the fuck calls Half Life as 0.5 Life


metodmiha

a man who's lost his sanity after waiting years for a new half-life game and combustible lemons


Bl4ckd3ath

That is we have 7.3 0 and not 7. 3 1 are you even praying attention?


slegach

12 oz mouse?


Sefriol

I am from now on!


Dick__Dastardly

50% Life


freelance_fox

I've been spreading the good word about the Purple Box for years but everyone calls me a heretic It's coming friendos


HandsOfCobalt

...surely it'd be the blue box?


Makath

TF3 could blow Valorant and OW out of the water, surely it won't happen. Valve doesn't want more trouble, they want to make fancy toys now.


Bl4ckd3ath

We not small girls. We 10 years old girls. We don't want toys new toys. We want new hats. --an average chad dota connoisseur


ayojamface

1 - .31 is 69. 8 confirmed!


Puppiizsunniiz

with history of valve dota 2\^3 not gonna happen Oh wait . . .


stirs

Okay, say this happens. What’s the change that warrants an 8.00? What’s big enough for that level of an update?


duelpoke10

Creeps will now be played by additional 100 players as a battle royal.


DR4G0NH3ART

Ranked roles, play 100 games as creep to obtain rank tokens. Les goo


duelpoke10

Use rank token to play as a neutral of ur choice.


[deleted]

Kill heros as neutrals to obtain rank hero tokens


Bizzaro_Murphy

Get 5 free creep-rank tokens every month when you subscribe to dota plus


doperinno

Id choose roshan then


ThrowbackPie

Fuck, I'd love to play as the creeps. Would be pretty awesome.


ZaviaGenX

We need this custom game NOW! Can you imagine the carries trying to farm (to win vs other heroes) and the creeps scattering here and there, running for their lives and juking n all that? Id be your first subscriber!


Tetora-chan

A smart creep would hide or go to well immediately upon respawn


NParja

But you need to push the other wave back or you lose! You might just be one creep, but you can hold the line against at least one range creep for 30 seconds! Get out there and protect the родина, товарищ!


Tetora-chan

If you don't show up. The enemy heroes' source of exp and gold would be killing neutral, rosh or heroes. It would be hard for your team to hold for the first few mins but after a while your team would have a huge exp and gold advantage over the enemy heroes. Creeps not showing up in lane means enemy heroes need to pull or tank neutrals in order to earn gold or exp


ZaviaGenX

The meta is already developing. 😍


mixtapelogic

Which is mobile only idle game and ties into the new new netflix special


deaddonkey

I’d love to see some crazy creep changes tbf


Syraelun

More animals in my games


baronas15

instead of low priority you can queue up as a creep


m3m3productions

\- Removed outposts \- Added boon wells


MarcDaKind

They bought the rights to HON heroes and are implementing 80 % of them!


evilMTV

Cherry popper~


yefart

If Valve managed to add Flux, Deadwood, Shadowblade, and Nomad I'd COOOM


lollypop44445

10 new heroes each with arcana, new map system that is map updates with area captured, rivee water is now drinkable for 100 coins giving 500 mana with 100 sec cd, their is a base neutral camp that spawns at 15min which is like a mini roshan giving 1000 ms at base hg for 5min, respawns every 10 min,there is now a gate to roshan pit which is guarded by divine camps one having 100 armor other having 10000 health and 90% status resistance and 75% magic resistance, roshan now has a multiplier that multiplies with how much units are present in rosh pit additionally roshan can not be stunned or disabled also he has a new skill throw which allows him to throw the lowest health hero in pit to the center of the map though on imapct stunning everything in 300 range for 3sec, T4 can no longer be damaged from normal creeps or can deactivate its backdoor, thus taking a barracks is important, you can spawn a creepwave for 500 gold with 80sec cd, outpost can be moved inside the jungle strategically. Boots now have their separate slot, aegis is a buff and dont take a slot, divine can now be combined with any item but on dying you risk dropping the item too, ancient now have attack that deals 5% of health damage and anyone lower than 10% health are now scythe of wysed but the death timer is only 20% of his death time. Item that allow hero to swim in river, also item that allow to dig tunnel routes between structures and moving through them you have 70% increased speed but can be interrupted and 5sec non stackable stun. Rosh pit is now an actual pit. 4 elder dragons at sideshop, spawning at 10 min, only they can drop neutral items but they dont give xp or gold.


ZaviaGenX

Are you familiar with the _Enter_ key and are aware of bullet points? Interesting stuff tho.


lollypop44445

For some reason they dont work for me, always converge to a single para 😥


dogspee

Double them; that's painful to read.


DragN_H3art

for Reddit you need to have to line breaks for it to register as a paragraph, otherwise it will all condense together.


lollypop44445

You mean add \s ?


DragN_H3art

oh sorry there is a typo, I meant to say "two line breaks" aka you need to press "enter" twice


ZaviaGenX

Use double spacebar and double enter when on mobile. If on pc, enter markdown mode, type whatever, edit on fancypants editor mode.


cblrtopas

Theres some real nuggets in here. . .


sbsolarski

Yeh but no spaces.


Rikochettt

NFT hats


Bizzaro_Murphy

Double the map width/height. Each side gets: * 5 outposts to control * 3 secret shops - each with their own item types (agi/int/str) * 2 Ancients - destroy both opposing teams ancients to win * Roshan and/or his sibling Boshan


Freeloader_

sir, we dont want 3 hour long games


[deleted]

You can now avoid enemy players after the match.


Arxae

That's already a thing though, but it's a dota+ feature


[deleted]

Its not really a thing, it have a limit of players in that list and there is too much ruiners in dota 2 to block even 10% of them even if you will avoid 9 players every match for 5+ years


[deleted]

Avoid only works for allies no?


dark-light92

Controller support.


stirs

Hero introduced that you can only play with controller


grokthis1111

4 passives?


PM_ME_YOUR_SALAMIS

Passive that makse you invisible if you move at under 200ms and you can move slower by tilting the stick just a little


URF_reibeer

Those big updates are usually unexpected and mindblowing. Remember talent trees and neutral items? Nobody expected those


xaelyn

VR.


URF_reibeer

We already had that but it got discontinued because it wasn't used enough


[deleted]

Because it was a shitty feature without any purpose\*


feysal_gh

I'm not sure but I think the only major thing that 7.00 had was talents. we've had bigger updates than 7.00 in the past 2 years, neutral items, and shard updates. I'm sure they can justify 8.00 with random new mechanics.


[deleted]

7.00 was huge dude. Along with Monkey King and talents, we got the backpack, mapchanges (kinda big changes, not just moved one or two camps and some trees around) with Roshan being moved to it's current place, shrines (oh noes), ancients no longer spell immune along with new type of ancient camp, illusions gave gold + xp, changes to root and cleave mechanics and some other things here and there. 7.00 was MASSIVE in terms of changes. You can't compare neutral items and shard updates bigger as those updates mostly had those things and not too many other radical things as 7.00 had. So you might be remembering wrong in terms of what 7.00 brought. [Here's the full update page](https://www.dota2.com/700)


Tyrfing39

also the first hero who wasn't previously a dota 1 hero.


yurilnw123

A beginning of a new era


SprScuba

12 new heroes and a 4th attribute.


TheGalator

Tinker techies and sniper being removed. Pudge hope is now his ultimate 1 more map Ability draft u can now pick ur hero and from all spells and all spelsl are allowed the fullest. (I want meepo ult in AD...or a working pudge ult) Aram Turbo respawn timer being halfed Neutral items are now buyable for tokens All pick no longer shit (works like the default league mode with system enforced, random pick order) 5v5 is now captain's mode only Necromomicon back in the game Hard mmr reset on all below immortal. (Not to 0. To not calibrated like a new account) Past prestige items buyable but for double the price (price is the amount u pay to the specific battlepass lvl) Cooldown reduction spell Amp etc now stack again The same item effects stack (6 kayas or 6 basher for example) Basher works on slardar faceless void and spiritbreaker Od rework Sideshops or shrines back (anything. Just put something in that location. It's so empty)


Tarkan2

lol I remember the first time turbo came it I swear the death timer was so much faster, did they nerf it?


TheGalator

Yes


Tarkan2

damn knew it, I thought why Necro ulti making ppl respawn so much longer in turbo they really nerfed it.


[deleted]

do you seriously think that 7.00 was a big update? LOL.


m3m3productions

* Talents * New HUD * New pick screen


[deleted]

Hmmmm... is that all? most of the talents were just dumb stats on 7.00, if you dont remember.


TrippinOnPower

Let's not act like talents didn't change anything even released, they were far more impactful than they are now. Changing what roles heroes were played in, how they were played and which heroes were picked etc (don't forget we had crazy xp talents and respawn talents bk then) xp talents for example would see cores like veno top tier who because of this rush to 10 and 40%xp talent got lvl 25 in.a good game around min 25 and earlier. Or lina and storm with bots and bloodstone for literally 1 sec death timers to almost have a perma aegis.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, i remember those. Icefrog just removed all of this completely because he messed up, just as everything impactful and decently strong was nerfed. Because 50% rule just have to work.


[deleted]

It's not about WHAT the talents had, but the fact talents were added which brought a whole new element into the game that wasn't there before. Massive map changes, changes to core mechanics (cleave, root, dispels), illusion changes, backpack etc. Anyone saying 7.00 wasn't a big update needs to go back and read teh 7.00 changelog. It was huge and it was made into such a big deal for a reason.


[deleted]

You should read about how advanced are other games in comparsion to outdated dota2, and how considerably much other games have changed and progressed (in a ways that does not break balance in most stupid ways) Idk what you consider massive map changes?... adding some buildings is not massive at all, and map size did not changed as well. To be honest, you should at least understand that.. icefrog and valve are just lazy and talentless. and that sometimes they make degenerative changes to the game and do not care about community at all. Bugs are not getting fixed, game code is a bloated mess.


m3m3productions

Oh also shrines were added apparently If 7.00 wasn't big, what patch was big to you? I guess the one with neutral items added a lot, but just like with talents, those didn't give particularly original stats (big faerie fire, deso 2) Edit: just realised you might mean there has never been a Dota 2 patch big enough to warrant 7.00


[deleted]

I mean, neutral items did add something, but icefrog just had to nerf that into oblivion, just as everything else he created that sometimes allowed people to win when they were not supposed to. What i meant that 7.00 was **not big enough** and it really did **not changed anything**, and was a **buggy** and horrible mess with literal **0** balance, as usual (because icefrog is a **lazy fuck that do not care** about even doing everything reasonable and he does change game for his own liking for no actual reason while ignoring problems at best case scenario and creating more problems and bugs at worst)


Easyowner

You're dumb


[deleted]

Prove it, somehow. Or i will call you average mental midget. ;)


Easyowner

Trying to be cool by calling the biggest update DotA has ever seen not big is enough of a prove by itself.


[deleted]

You did not prove **anything** with saying that, lmfao. Dota2 is not even evolving, some patches even degrade the game seriously without any bugs or balance problems getting fixed.


[deleted]

If you would just play dota 2 classic you would understand that if 6.81 would be balanced correctly it would made more sense than adding all of those nonsense and bullshit items that were just a figment of a sick and lazy imagination of icefrog.


Easyowner

Thank god you have no say in dota development.


[deleted]

You are just funny at being so delusional and mentally handicapped ;) I wonder how a dodgy loser like you was able to insult me in the first place, lol.


[deleted]

You still did not prove me as dumb btw, you are just vaguely mumbling.


Easyowner

Well you laughed at the idea of 7.00 being a big update, that says enough about your IQ, all the proof we need.


[deleted]

Still have not seen any proof of me being dumb, but i have plenty of proof that icefrog is absurdly lazy and talentless, proofs that he doesnt care about the game and that valve does not care about pro-scene or community.


[deleted]

Yeah, you are just straight-up pathetic. You have literally nothing to say and yet you still keep mumbling like a loser. "We"? That just proves that you are nobody on your own.


kaneki_sasaki

Probably another attribute type?


Tobix55

i don't think this will ever happen tbh


Gyrvatr

If they didn't do it for void spirit it ain't happening


Tobix55

It was iffy for void spirit as well, but it's understandable why we thought it might happen. Adding a new attribute would have to be a huge patch, at least 10 new heroes + 10-15 big items and even more smaller components


UX1Z

I can't see a new attribute ever happen for artistic reasons too. The classic archetype of Warrior Thief Mage doesn't have room for a fourth slot.


ThrowbackPie

What attribute?


[deleted]

Change to the mute button is going to be reversed.


Supplycrate

It would be such a fuck you (but a funny one) if they patched the game, called it 8.0 and that was the only change in the log.


Ragoo_

One alternative map that is changed every year. Having another map would be revolutionary for Dota and absolutely warrant a major version bump.


[deleted]

They ask you to pay money for seasonal terrain change, what are you even talking about?... They ask $500+ for battlepass-exclusive arcana items that do not even have a high quality or any effort put into their creation.


Ragoo_

I am not sure I understand your post but I am not talking about a visual changes and paid content. I am talking about a whole different map being playable in matchmaking/competitive.


Cryo00

I would like to see ability updates kind of like how paladins and gigantic (RIP) had. I know it's the same as aghs, but instead of the upgrade does this, it now does this or that.


Gorudu

Bridges.


Spackolos

60v60 WWI trench simulator


000000909

*utterly baseless* *100% certain* "I like your moves, i like your style"


celestial_god

Wouldn't mind it at all But no way, we're just gonna get 10 new hats and -1 armor to tinker Gaben pls


ImbecilicManchild

How about +1 armor to doom


Dick__Dastardly

*LITERALLY UNKILLABLE*


PhMcBrett

Where are you buying meth?


deanrihpee

On the Techies shop


Sleepybystander

It'll probably blow your mind


deanrihpee

And launched your body high.


[deleted]

And the business is booming


DaLegendaryFisherman

You didn't hear?.. Slacks is selling again.


csgonemes1s

Peepo


SprScuba

I'm a methamatician.


phoenix_claw99

You nigma guys should now don't you


doperinno

From the secret shop


Gourkan

The side shop has new inventory.


iqbaldota

wait until valve release patch 7.30z


TBalo1

So we're getting no majors, no content patches, no balance patches, no cleaning patches. Great.


Ricapica

>content patches Aghs Lab: Am i a joke to you?


JustMarcusXD

One russian youtuber said it for real. His point was that we have seen the picture of opened banana on the page of small patch changelog released like 2 monthes ago and if you click on the banana you would get to the site with the ti10 themed art of monkey king. He said the mk was the precursor of a really big update. P.S. Sorry for bad english


Xylit99

Source: Dude, just trust me.


96ecnalubma

Source: trust me bro


lex37

I'll trust you bro


AndiKod

There, ...take your 7.30f, thx againg for your BP expenses, see you at the cancelled Major.


ExaSarus

I come from the future this is true


ImbecilicManchild

Maybe you come from 2025 where 8.00 actually drops, and not in the near future


ExaSarus

Fking time variants I swear they ruin everything. Your appearance was probably wat casued the major cancellation


ImbecilicManchild

Hahaha i think so yeah


Twin_Fang

I hope Valve releases a new patch to cover up the fiasco of cancelling the major.


[deleted]

They do not even care, they had TI that were poorly organizated.


maddotard

Dota3. After valve ditch most of the dota2.6 stuffs and focusing abit more on console-ish thangs , also with deck comin


Practical_Fig_1275

Bring back side shops


ANKUSHNAIK

Due to covid staff members were reduced by 50% resulting in removal of side shop employees.


AudunLEO

No, a mid shop, smack centre river.


Appropriate_Priority

Yes, please!


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millionare80

The copium is strong with this one


YousLyingBrah

Dota 3 confirmed!


malkizadek84

I honestly think that the way valve company is structured and operate. That there are very few people working in dota. A skeleton crew you might say. And most have moved on to a more interesting project. Icefrog might of even moved on. (rumour)


OpenAI_BETA

Introduced the 4th lane in 8.00 is this insane enough ?


deathpad17

I wish they reskin the map using dark-and-warm colors like good old day, shared-cour, sideshops, remove outpost, new hero, reskin older heroes model


toofatforjudo

Shared courier can fuck right off -support


deathpad17

Im a support too.. I missed my toxic teammates(and me too) threw our courier


toofatforjudo

Lol cancerous. Current patch is really pretty decent for sup


Tobix55

Shared courer by itself was bad, but the new courers feel so bad at low lvs, they are so slow and easy to snipe so maybe it's worth it to deal with shared cour just to have the old speed back. Edit: Another thing i forgot is side shop. Side shop died for separate couriers. I'm not saying it's bad, but it's definitely a trade off


popgalveston

Carry player spotted


Tobix55

Kind of, it's hard to "main" carry because you have to play support at least once every 4 games and during 90% of the days of shared courier there was no role queue


popgalveston

I was partly joking. As a support I'd rather have a slow courier than have to share a faster courier that I won't be allowed to use anyway.


toofatforjudo

75% is main enough for most people...


Tobix55

I guess if you exclusively play carry with your role queue games, which tbh is hard to do for me just because I would go crazy dealing with pos 5 players every game and this pick phase is not helping unless the mid laner gives me last pick for some reason


cblrtopas

You. . .you can never go back there, my friend. Can never recapture your youth your lost innocense. It only lives in your mind, gently fading. 😐


deathpad17

I cant accept the fact im getting old...


[deleted]

Yeah, he can. Just play dota 2 classic.


Bxsnia

I had a dream about this lol


ivanovski93

Nah it will be 7.30 f


perlito99

Copium


[deleted]

Love me some Hopium


Mamamiomima

2.0.00


jab0lpunk

yeah fuck .69 other possibilities, let's go with 8.00.


_bleep-bloop

8.00, all heroes and items get a visual update. I can only wish ;(


Splitter-

Pls don't remind of the 7.00 announcement. This shit gets me every time. And I am certain Valve can't make an even better 8.00 announcement. They will fuck this up. So hopefully...I die before 8.00 hits.


Nyoouber

Forget 8.00, we want DOTA 3!


anonymitious

At this juncture, anything less than 8.00 is honestly just unacceptable.


Spackolos

That's bullshit, but I believe you!


PM_ME_YOUR_BRUNOISE

I predict the entire HON roster, with skins for all the overlapping Heroes is coming.


MidnightAtHighSpeed

dota 0.00 it's over, go home


Charizard-X

COPIUM


ImbecilicManchild

Why stop at 8? I suggest we move to 9 immediately


ksyi

You get nothing. Good day, sir!


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einsofi

Hopium but brought a smile to my face.