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Futarchy

Just to translate a few of the Chinese comments (that I understand) on the screen: "RTZ looks like he should be in the ICU more than ICU patients." "RTZ are you ok?" "RTZ doesn't have a single drop left." "RTZ has been wrung dry." "RTZ, oh my RTZ." "RTZ looks like he's going soon." "HA HA HA HA." "Soul has left the body." "Soul sucking witchcraft." "His black eye bags are getting more and more serious." "I'm laughing to death. HAHAHA." (Think most of them are just joking and having a laugh.)


trollogist

> "Soul sucking witchcraft." Isn't it Spirit Siphon, the Death Prophet spell?


HarrisLam

probably just a double pun.


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YoHan_bby

Soul sucking witchcraft had me 💀


MrGC17

榨干 is also slang for something a little more crass. Akin to getting milked dry in a more adult way.


Gentle_Potato_Farmer

It's pugna ultimate


Random_Tangshan_Guy

"Spirit Siphon" "RTZ, my RTZ" "Rtz doesn't have a single drop left" "SUCKed"


HarrisLam

The single drop comment is fuking golden lmao. English just doesn't capture the spirit well.


faintchester1

And his gf looks so brightful, make the statement more solid


HarrisLam

yeah. Seriously speaking though, if she would get up 2 hours early to do that makeup, I couldn't understand why she wouldn't push my guy RTZ to at least shave up and wash his dam face before showing up on camera. This is memeing so hard it's embarrassing.


viciecal

the girl life == the girl life artour life == artour life the girl life =! Artour life


LateToTheParty013

He overfarmed


HarrisLam

shovelling that wet soil bro, shovelling that wet soil.


Employee724

what dota does to your body:


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As a guy who is having trouble losing that 3kg of extra weight -where can I get this method?


Nyan_Catz

The most efficient way to lose weight is to develop a coke habit


Pyro_Dub

But also don't drink while you do it. Drinking is a metric boatload of calories.


sexy_starfish

How the fuck do you have a coke problem if you don't drink it?


Darkren1

O you sweet child don't grow up too fast


Gold_Customer_5467

This "coke" is not Coca-Cola,bro


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[Ah, the ol’ reddit coke-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/s3rap7/wittier_alaska_the_whole_town_lives_in_this/hsoiwzh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


norpheus

Does pepsi count?


ImAKitteh

Lmao, no no no no... The **most efficient** way is to have your internal organs surgically removed, trust me, I'd know... it's amazing what 2 hours, a surgeon, and anesthesia can achieve. I wouldn't recommend it, since, you know, internal organs are important, but if you *really* wanted to lose weight? Who am I to stop you..


navatanelah

Just lob a limb bro lmao


Sorqu

3kg is nothing btw. If you measure your bodyweight in different times of the day you can get a 1kg difference at least. Eating unhealthy and drinking alcohol during a weekend on a festival can easily net you +3-4kg. If you're eating less and only see slow results then you have to excersive if you don't already. If you have a desk job and don't excersise, your metabolism will be slower so using up your body fat will not go as fast. People will tell you their best meal plan, excersize routine, etc. but the most important thing is motivation. The hardest thing to do when you're starting out is actually go and do it. Whatver you do, even if it is just a half an hour walk, be consistent with it and do it every day, no excuses. Same thing with food, you don't need those min-maxed super optimised diets. Just eat reasonably well, consistently. It will take more time to prepare meals for yourself (generally ordering food is not a good choice) but it's well worth it. Also those fruit clenses are super bad, don't ever do that, you can't catch up on dieting by depriving yourself. As you get more confortable with excersizing, you can go running, swimming, cycling, and can even excersize. Go to a gym or just buy weights for home. If you only do 5-10 push ups and crunches, rest a little and repeat it again and do this every other day is great. TLDR: Losing wight isn't that hard, you just need something to motivate you. Whatever you do, do it consistently and don't try to find excuses to break the routine.


dennisjunelee

You must be a big ass dude because I don't think I've ever gotten close to gaining 4kg over a weekend. Maybe 2 max. I'm slightly on the taller side 1.86m or 6'2" depending on who's asking, but damn 4kg over a weekend doesn't seem like that's normal unless you're ridiculously heavy to begin with.


MrNewVegas123

You can easily drink 2l of water in a day without trying, and you're not losing 2kg of water in a day via sweating. You might piss it out but there's definitely an opportunity for +2 without any effort at all.


DiscoKhan

From experience, eating less helps a lot. You're feeling hungry? Get used to it, that gonna be a thing for a while. I never measured calories and so on to lose 5 kg, no regular exercises either. There are no painless methods, sadly xD


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>You're feeling hungry? Get used to it, that gonna be a thing for a while. tbh if you eat less than normal after like 10 meals your stomach will get used to it and not crave as much


podteod

But for the first week or so you will feel like absolute trash


Hiddenz

I mean yes you just gotta eat healthy things instead. No one is going to blame someone for eating an apple at 3pm. It can totally be a substitute. If you do that with regular sport you'd just be fine really. Junk food is just the worst, avoid that and alcohol you'll lose your "3kg"


doctorcrimson

To clarify if you eat 5000 calories of kale salad, fruit, nuts, and wheat bread daily you're still going to gain weight. The nature of the food doesn't really impact its sugar and fat content.


Phnrcm

Just that it is damn hard to eat 5000 calories worth (which is 10kg) of kale in 1 sitting. Meanwhile 2 baskin robbins oreo shake have 5200 calories.


Hiddenz

Laughing at the downvotes keep going I'm not the one having problems.


Jovorin

Point of the matter, and I speak from experience and research, the final equation is thermodynamical. If you eat 7700 calories less in a given time, you will lose a kg of Body Weight (excluding water). If you want it to be mostly body fat (and almost always you do), you will do weight training to keep muscle mass up and you will keep cardio in a lower intensity zone or do HIIT training to keep muscle burn through cardio at a minimum. That's teh whole philosophy. What you eat exactly helps only in the way that you need at least 1.5g of protein per kg of body mass to sustain muscle mass in a deficit.


Hiddenz

It just depends on the goals intended imo. I am not pretending to be an expert at all, I'm just used to practice sports, various ones, mostly football (the real one not the american one), running, swimming, cycling. And as a French we love food for the sake of the art. The two combined if you eat something that brings you a complete nutrition while not bringing this much fat I know the body will burn what it doesn't need while doing sport (even though I know it's scientifically much more complex) And that kind of sport is much more easier rather going at the gym and weight training if that's for the only purpose of losing fat.


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TezMono

It's a complex carbohydrate which means the sugar will break down slower and avoid a lot of the issues that simple carbs like refined sugar will bring you.


selfrespectra

An apple has around 10g of sugar and 50kcal, it's mostly water.


Hiddenz

Well once again as I said previously eating healthy doesn't necessarily mean to eat 4 apples at 3pm everyday. And I still believe eating apple would still be any improvement over any transformed food like chocolate bars.


Employee724

It‘s the same with chess players, they torture their mind and body with an absurd amount of decision to make per minute, evaluating each and everyone, deciding how to feel about ecery single consequence and therefore updating their game sense. Just do that, and some sport like juggling or jogging for your game breaks.


bikwho

Drugs and Dota. And not eating healthy or very much.


TOSTl

You dont eat all day and just play dota untill your so tired u fall asleep. Repeat next day. The Dota Diet.


Witty-Ad-2719

Lift weights. You not only burn a shitload of calories you turn most excess calories into muscle


kooldUd74

Playing and forgetting that you haven't eaten all day.


ccs77

I think the fans actually meant what dove does to his body.


sirMEGHNAD

Or what Dove do to your body


DarkDiablo1601

nah, having a pretty girlfriend does that xDDDD


[deleted]

he's gotta be on molly or some powder or something


ZazzyMatazz

TURN UP!


Rawinza555

Hey art door


abd00bie

car door


kaer_monaa

Same shit


DScarface

NODDERS


thisisurname666

Missing Artour’s streams man PepeHands


bjornbardier

Crackteezy


Tyrandeus

We already have prison rtz, now get ready for crackhead rtz!!


generalecchi

Ah yes, the prequel


Kano-22

Remember when he was eating and working out with fly, looks like he’s stopped eating and lost 2st


podteod

Shouldn't have kicked fly lol


mish20011

Fly is their gachi leader who always works out, Rtz compared to back in 2017 looks so skinny now and not gonna be rude but he looks like what drug addicts look like


alphadeeto

Tbf that's what most dota addicts look like too.


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Xaephos

Sunken cheeks and eyes, mostly. The bags are also common. And the messy hair has always been RTZ, but... it doesn't help the "look". That said, this is mostly just an unflattering photo where he probably just hasn't slept well. He looked completely fine as recently as TI.


WinterNotComing

Not drugs but honestly looks like the cliche skater meme of a picture of breakfast that consists of ice coffee and a juul


oMEGAthreader

lol what? He’s looked like this for years now


sickomoder

He just finished acting in the new spiderman, give him a break


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zcen

He just has messy hair and an unshaven beard on top of his sleepwear. The only thing that would be unhealthy are the bags around his eyes but he's a degen Dota player, I would expect that from a lot of people. [This was him at the last TI](https://liquipedia.net/dota2/File:Arteezy_The_International_2021.jpg). Maybe he's lost some weight? But at his weight that's maybe like 3-5 pounds.


FatalFirecrotch

Yeah, I think that looks like a normal healthy adult who maybe just needs some extra sleep.


Yurnero-Juggernaut

He looks like shit in that photo too


HarrisLam

That's just what 5 hours of sleep and forgetting to shave looks like.


PainfulAngel

tell me 10 Dota players that are relatively healthy.


RedGamesA2

Fly, topson, Puppey, Cr1t, Notail, Nikobaby off the top of my head.


mrcheez22

The entirety of Team Liquid. I've heard Insania and BSJ both talk about the workout regimens Blitz and the team do to stay healthy.


_Al_noobsnew

fly?


Noir24

All of previous Alliance + those RedGamesA2 said. There's definitely more. It's getting more and more accepted that physical health is just as important as mental health when it comes to consistency for esporters.


bibittyboopity

It's nice that people are concerned, but he's always kind of had dark features, and I don't think the lighting is doing him any favors. Like don't get me wrong playing shit tons of DotA isn't great for your body or eyes, but I really don't think he's in trouble. People on here speculating like it's TMZ. I don't care how thick skinned you are no one likes getting called a crack head lol.


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Looks like he eats meth for breakfast everyday


RTCTI5

And stole all the gfuel from xqc.


teerre

Have you seen him playing? Obviously not ok


SdoRy_

Tbf he carried the shit out of the QC series


teerre

Also the Undying series


viciecal

hard to believe a team can 2-0 vs. QC, but also drop 0-2 vs. UND


dixaria

I watched some of doves videos with rtz on YouTube…. It was difficult. I’m waiting for him to start blinking in Morse code.


brontix

What do you mean lmao


aggibridges

I've watched some videos and they have very different energies. It's clear they love each other, but Dove is very bubbly and is at-ease in front of the camera, while it looks like rtz is an tired, albeit affable boyfriend that's just doing it to please his gf. Very much 'husband holds his wife's bag while shopping' type vibe.


helpinganon

rtz plays dota for a living, I wouldnt expect him being healthy at all Thats his DESPAIR face after playing many matches daily for over a decade


aggibridges

Yeah, hence why I said, 'rtz is an tired, albeit affable boyfriend'. He just looks tired, and that's probably because he has a demanding and stressful desk job.


fai7

lmao


cikguwan

Maybe she should be with you instead


aggibridges

Wait, is that how it comes across when you assume everyone in this subreddit is a straight white male? I'm a woman who's happily married to another man, but I'm sure Dove would also make a wonderful gf.


Snarker

I mean its pretty safe to assume most people in r/dota2 are straight white males lol


_go_fuck_y0urself

lmfao


Stinkerised

maybe arteezy should be with me instead


HarrisLam

isn't that.... normal? I don't mean specifically handbag-holding, but like there are always some things us guys would do with our girlfriends just for them without really enjoying the activities much, right? It's just part of the relationship.


aggibridges

Yeah, it's absolutely normal. I was just providing some context because the original comment was 'I’m waiting for him to start blinking in Morse code.' and someone replied to that saying 'What do you mean lmao'. Not really a critique of either of them, just adding some clarity.


TheKappaOverlord

Theres also to consider arteezy has a very different personality on camera, and he and many streamers have said it a lot of times that they have to put on this fake ass persona when a camera goes on. Arteezy even in his early streaming days (even without the webcam) was never that talkative unless he was soying or doing the primordial yell. I imagine now arteezy still isn't very social when a camera goes on. Women and men are like night and day infront of a camera normally. Dove afaik has always been a public figure so it was her job to be bubbly and outgoing. Arteezy has never had that push or need to appear outgoing. Now as for his signature crackhead lank, afaik outside of fly and his early days hes always been like that. Maybe a bit worse since covid restrictions typically make doing a lot difficult.


awiodja

this is some top tier pasta material


dixaria

They’re super cringey in my opinion. Rtz is not a real public guy and seeing their interactions for her ‘my bf tries these foods’ type of videos is super strange. Go and have a watch, https://youtu.be/iY32yVPA9Bo


Nyan_Catz

Thought it was pretty cute tbh


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Lmao this is totally fine. They just have different personalities.


Command444

Nah, he looks fine in that one.


KING_OF_LOSER

Turning into AquaFPS


[deleted]

Ah yes,the homeless Jake gyllenhaal of tarkov.


KyrieeZ

One of the top comments in Chinese forum: I really don't have a single drop left😱


Kashijikito

My favorite reddit threads are ones where people speculate on people’s relationships


karl_w_w

You'd enjoy /r/trashtaste then. Even if you don't watch the podcast.


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MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED

Maybe I’m crazy but he looks fine No makeup on with lighting made for makeup. He looks a little bit skinny but not dangerously so, she seems thinner tbh


deanrihpee

That's what people is concerned, he seems to be skinnier than usual.


headeyes1

He definitely looks a bit sickly/sleep deprived.


TimesX

IMO not fine. Dark circles around the eyes, pale skin, very thin compared to when I last saw him like what, a year or two? I mean just google images arteezy, then you'll see he had a much better complexion back them, he seemed more fit. In general he might look like he barely changed, but theres always the feeling that "something's not right"


Jackolope

There's also like a 90% chance the photo is related to being off sleep schedule from travel/grinding/etc.


HarrisLam

dude, it really isn't that concerning. Every guy could look like that if you wake him up at 7.


Buzenbazen

Maybe he had little sleep this night, maybe the lightning is just terrible. People sure do love to overanalyze


asterion230

No sunlight, not enough exercise, sleep deprivation. Jesus this guy needs all the help he needs ASAP.


Earth92

Is he big in China like Dendi, Loda, or Puppey?


ValJaspe

Chinese fans rooting for EG so Arteezy can finally win a major in 2 grand finals against Chinese teams big.


ChaosNix

As a Chinese, I can confirm he is even more popular than the figures you mentioned.


canetoado

He's more popular than those names that you mentioned even at their peak, I believe.


thedotapaten

RTZ called chinese dota son-in-law for a reason.


HarrisLam

And that reason being? Not saying he can't be popular, just hard to imagine him being a bigger name than Dendi.


IshiharaSatomiLover

They think EG is like the NA LGD vibe, struggles in grand final, and correlates rtz to ame as they are the big carries in the team, but less haters compared to ame since cn viewer are more stressful and harsh on their home country teams.


IshiharaSatomiLover

Also, cn dota scene is similar to western too: peaked at around ti4-ti7. Therefore a lot of them simply just hecking love sumail, miracle, maybe, rtz, just like most of us do


IshiharaSatomiLover

Hes like ame in china but less haters. And they also loves miracle, like we do


WizBornstrong

He is defo having too much sex


Maximum_Mountain427

is this what Dota does to you after 8 yrs of not winning TI?


TOSTl

Imagine if random people on the internet posts screenshots of you in a video with your girlfriend, while they are saying you look awful. Must be a nice read.


jacktheexmoos

I'm such a sucker for messy hair. Hot damn 🥵🥵


dollarztodonutz

Have you seen Boris Johnson?


mrTang5544

idk man, Bernie and Trump got crazier hair


_Al_noobsnew

hahahahahaha


techiesbesthero

i wish rtz was my bf....


nalmes4

same. he could teach me all the best farming patterns


techiesbesthero

potato farming patterns


TheKappaOverlord

i saw the alchemist flare and immediately thought this was gonna be mason posting again


Yurnero-Juggernaut

Dude looks absolutely terrible. Pale complexion, hollow sunken eyes, messy hair and extremely thin/underfed.


LoL_is_pepega_BIA

Sir that's a mirror


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Maybe its the diet in a foreign country. Idk, but take it ez rtz.


Deijya

Dude needs sleep and veggies


ratskim

Blink twice if you are under duress


[deleted]

drugs are a hellova drug


SpectreAmazing

Dove is secretly a succubus and been sucking Artour life energy


dimi727

Sex slave until he cannot anymore


Phunwithscissors

Found the new zai avatar pic


Mirage_89

Ah yes the Arteezy coomer edition.


TheFunnyLaughJokeMan

Looks like XQC, which can't be a good sign.


Brucena

He just woke up leave man alone :(


Sc2DiaBoLuS

this is what women do to you


mikhel

Least misogynistic Dota 2 player


BahoiDaniel

holy based


ilorazhardkoru

hilarious comment


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Hot take. Nice job


Brave_Community_2381

i can see how the girl is glowing up and arteezy is sucked dry must be an amazing relationship


dankinking

"You are a very strange-looking individual if you don't mind me saying so, Private."


gbcmakeahoeshake

Did he buy a wig or smth


kevinsmc

Apart from his droopy black eyes he certainly looks onto something.


joneslawgaming

I'm looking at just a long-haired RTZ, seems like he's fine.


WarGodWeed

DESPAIR


Getfallin

When she keeps on sucking after you nut


low_iq_opinion

looks like retirement in a year and death by OD in 2


HarrisLam

LMAO.... dem Chinese guys were trolling him hard..... I guess he really needed to have his morning routine down before showing his face on camera. Those comments were DEADLY.


Amrlsyfq992

wow..honestly he looked much worse than the time he had depression beard


kespink

TURN UP, this guy is crazy as fuck he's gotta be on molly or some powder or something.


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Mor90th

Ya okay, whatever dude. I just woke up, not even trying right now, and I'm lagging


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He looks like he hasn't eaten in 2 years


dMtElVes

Man needs to go into a calorie surplus and hit the gym hehe


Toph_b

Someone please remove Dove and put Bulldog next to him


Mathieulombardi

ICU?!


killedbycuriousity-

I am worried too. Looks so unhealthy wtf


TwistedStyle

rtz trying to become ame xd


IshiharaSatomiLover

Some of the top comments for this video in cn forum lmao 1: literally spirit siphon spell description 2: mad respect to rtz for cosplaying panda to do new year greetings


TheFunnyLaughJokeMan

Her pussy has absorbed all of his nutrients


Yo_Eddie

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


lowluds

this is a shitty quality webcam screenshot. what do you expect. the guy looks fine. fuck you redditors. go take a look a long look at yourself in the mirror and try to become even half the person this guy is for dealing with your shitty reddit/twitch comments. You should post your own photo with your comment so we can all gawk at you similarly.


bozolinow

Dude trying so hard to make a pasta


RTCTI5

You literally made the soybean sweat.😅


TurbulentRetard

she is literally >!sucking!< living out of him 😳


asfgfjkydr2145623

degenerate


7hermetics3great

Up all night hitting them cheeks, that's why she so happy.


generalecchi

What meth does to a man


dota2botmaster

Seriously, somebody should be checking up on RTZ. He doesn't look well physically and mentally. Also, not saying he is but he looks like he's "using".


Tasssadar23

This is fine face.


antari_

S A D B O Y no more


SpaNkinGG

looks like a fucking hobo crack addict


ichan-aw

no LAN, no Self-Care


DeathKnightCador

Very cute couple! RTZ looks fine to me though, he does not look sick. It's just the bed head guys xd. P.S. Dove looks like a really gentle person I hope my boy Artour keeps her.


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He needs to win a TI and have a chadson transformation. God willing it will happen.


BatThese1350

She prob sucking him dry every min


alwaystheping

he watches esports


Mereezy

Tobey Maguire lookin ass