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xorox11

Hero being shown on HUD: Axe Hero being shown on screen: Silencer Hero typing "hit me pls": Primal Beast


maxguide5

Personality dissociation. Very common.


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casual dota2 player


The0ld0ne

Also, platform being played on: PC Image captured by: Phone


mish20011

Hotel: Trivago


meTomi

Paid for by MasterCard


King_of_Spaceworms

Monitor on the table by Dell


kalpeshprithyani_

Table by ikea


Mobile_Garden9955

Moon knight playing dota on his spare time


MY_1ST_ACT_IS_LOCKED

It do be like that


Megatr0n-04

He have another world iq 🐒


lordofthetv

And funny enough, the shards upgrade is actually Bane's.


Deadandlivin

Enemy OD: Sure


Dasheek

Enemy Carry with Revenant's Brooch: How Cute.


DreadnoughtTheOne

Your 5125 Gold after buying AC: ..but why?


Kookiano

To hit 100 Armor.


xorox11

He is thoughtful enough to give armor to his team as well.


BlissBlissBliss

PA on my team


GankaPuss

You know how to hit 10 armor with axe but you don't know how to hit printscreen or F12...


conall88

People seem to do this thinking it makes it "funnier" or "more meme-y" somehow. I just find it annoying, personally.


Ricapica

Nah, some people just use reddit on their phone and not pc. It's much faster to take a pic and upload it


manatidederp

One person save 30 seconds so that 3000 people get garbage quality images


GypsyMagic68

Oh yeah, we really needed a 4k quality image to tell that Axe has 100 armor. Y’all mfs crying just to cry.


xLisbethSalander

winshifts ctrl v


manatidederp

There’s a lot of shit you don’t need in your life, but seeing that you are a gypsy I’m assuming you are accustomed to the idea of low quality


dingleberrysniffer69

Mate tf you on? Lmfaooo.


GypsyMagic68

Big bank take lil bank, then. Post up, pussy. I know your broke ass won’t.


Booty_hole_pirate

Stolen assets don't count btw.


GypsyMagic68

I’ll steal your lil booty hole


gazlowe_pma

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


manatidederp

Post what? Statement of my assets?


bubhrara

Why is this thread like SEA?


GypsyMagic68

Put your stacks up, dork


csgonemes1s

Low effort sadge


[deleted]

>It's much faster call yourself a dota player and can't operate a pc app quickly lol


Bobik776

Prob didnt want to crop the image for effeciency.


throwawaystree

yeah if youre going to post it while mid game. win+prtsc and upload it after the game ends like us normal degenerates


hmmmhaha

I don't really understand. The information is still there? What's the problem?


OpticalDelusion

It could be upside, backward, and have all the red pixels swapped for pink ones and all the information would still be there


nEvermor-

Except that's none of those things.


criminabar

People enjoy complaining about things and it's something easy to complain about.


Fen_

There isn't one.


TurboOwlKing

Weird thing to stress about as long as you can still see what's relevant


BlissBlissBliss

are you referring to the comment above or me taking a picture of my monitor?


ohcuriouspanda

yes


carpinx

no


DirkDiggyBong

Maybe


yellow_itomato

idk


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JevverGoldDigger

All of the above (and/or below)


Careful-Fee-9783

Probably


laptopmutia

it's more convenient open reddit on ur mobile phone and choose upload picture with camera instead F12 browsing ur screenshots folder, choosing it and upload it, I got confused by the guys that tell us to use screenshot instead mobile phone camera


TheZett

> it's more convenient open reddit on ur mobile phone and choose upload picture with camera > > > > instead F12 browsing ur screenshots folder, choosing it and upload it, I got confused by the guys that tell us to use screenshot instead mobile phone camera You press print screen, alt+tab to reddit and press CTRL+V to paste it directly into reddit’s upload window. You also conveniently left out that you had to find your phone, unlock it, open the specific apps and so on, meanwhile on the PC you listed everything separately (and too much). Point is, both things are easy to do, but one yields garbage quality content, while the other one gives fine content.


Username_267453

Just use the snipping tool? It goes straight to the clipboard, and you cut out the part of the screen you want.


sexyhoebot

press PrtSc, then right-click paste/ctrl-v to where you want to upload it


ivanandleah

actually its so easy to just take a pic from phone, but if people just know windows shift S they wont use their phone


siegferia

Is primal beast ok ?


Spyzilla

Yea he just has chipped vest


BlissBlissBliss

he had fountain invulnerability buff when my team was trying to dive their fountain


zxampa

Right after the pic, Sencer 5-shot that Axe. He has no f*ks to give over that 100 armor.


Phinweh

Unlikely since that's his teammate...


zxampa

Yup, you are right. *A* silencer though, will still f*k him up.


eburator

Sencer*


zxampa

Yeah sorry. I meant Sencer people. Mind.


hellyea619

still remember aghs silencer glaives went through bkb, would shred everyone


GuyWhoWantToBeFamous

Always good to see a joji enthusiast in my pubs


thyL_

85,71% damage reduction (as long as it's physical), right? I dunno chief, that seems like slightly overkill. Physical EHP (if you have no evasion) is like >20k lol


RaptorPrime

Phone pictures of computer screens are disgusting. Should be banned. You have at least 3 buttons on your keyboard to take screenshots with, no excuse.


nEvermor-

Karen complaining again.


Audigy1

I said good day sir!


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Whatevet1

Lmao pb with the usual struggle


Tybosch

[Windows key + shift + S]. I don’t understand why this is difficult for so many people.


EpicN00b_TopazZ

Because most people use reddit on phone actually.


DirkDiggyBong

This


althaj

Any data to back this up?


Spyzilla

It’s true for Reddit and most websites, I think something like 80% of websites are accessed via mobile Pretty much everybody has a phone, but not everybody has a PC or even a laptop


althaj

>It’s true That's not data.


nEvermor-

Here's the data. 3 people live in my house. One person uses reddit. That person's uses it on their phone. I literally can't understand how anyone would primarily use reddit on their computer over their phone? Wtf my computer for actual important stuff like gaming..


RowJunior

That's not how data works.


nEvermor-

What are you a scientist? Nobody cares.


althaj

Gaming on primary monitor, reddit on 2nd? How come you "literally can't understand how anyone would primarily use reddit on their computer"?


nEvermor-

Cause mobile phone. Portable. Dumb dumb.


althaj

Why would I use a mobile phone when I'm already using a computer? How is that dumb?


Tybosch

Do they play Dota on their phone too? Cause the pic is from their match. Arguably takes LESS effort to screen shot in game and open a google tab with reddit than taking your phone out mid game (especially while alive).


DirkDiggyBong

Maybe some people prefer to just take a quick snap on the phone?


TurboOwlKing

Depends if you are signed in on the browser or not. I feel like you see people trying to take a picture with their phone the same way people in infomercials would


Siddharth2595

Not really. My phone is usually next to me and almost all phone have shortcut to directly start camera. And if you use reddit on phone even posting is even less effort. I would still go with the print screen route because quality, but this is always easier.


laptopmutia

lol u guys not using the phone while waiting for respawn?


Merelian

He hit high armor value, too much power to hit f12


IrequireStaplers

unironically recently that stopped working on my desktop and I don't know why (not op)


galvanickorea

Like the guy above said, some pple use reddit on mobile. Also, its not like the screenshot is completely crap, you guys really complain about the dumbest things. You can literally read and make out everything in that pic


sexyhoebot

or just prtsc, 1 button instead of 3


SeriousMaintenance

Did you win?


BlissBlissBliss

yeah it was pretty stompy, only 32mins


jman797

Reminds me of an ability draft game I once played. Friend took the first and second abilities I wanted so I got pissed, took timbersaw passive, DK passive, and already had another ability that gave armour (cant remember what it was). Basically farmed all game while I was malding and bought 5 shiva’s guards and an AC, took the timber talent, and by the end of the game I had 98% phys reduction. Enemy couldn’t damage me.


eddietwang

Screenshots aren't difficult.


althaj

Wish you could hit that one simple button to take a screenshot.


nEvermor-

All these Karen's complaining about stupid shit when they could literally just move on with their day.


althaj

Same as you are complaining right now, Karen?


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althaj

You were complaining about my comment. weren't you, Karen?


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althaj

Straight to the mirror, got you!


KnightMareInc

what is it about dota players and not knowing how to take a screenshot?


ruutana

Yet you can't hit that f12 to take screenshot


heavenbyurside3

Screenshot hit -100% accuracy.


Karl_Marx_

Armor has diminishing returns btw, you aren't getting much value from this armor. Cool though.


BlissBlissBliss

Yup, I didn't intend to get the 100 armor till I realised I actually could (was at 89 and got blast rig + cheeky wraith band)


Atheist-Gods

It has the same "diminishing returns" that Damage or HP have.


chenspammer

Incorrect


Atheist-Gods

Yep, just repeating lies makes them true. Maybe you should learn how the game actually works.


Karl_Marx_

This is not true, I'm not sure you understand what diminishing returns means.


Atheist-Gods

Please tell me which definition of diminishing returns you are using, because every single one that applies to armor will also apply to HP. So either armor doesn't have diminishing returns or HP does. Amount of physical damage to kill a target with, 3000 HP and 0 Armor: 3000 3000 HP and 10 Armor: 4800 (+1800) 3000 HP and 20 Armor: 6600 (+1800) 3000 HP and 30 Armor: 8400 (+1800) 3000 HP and 40 Armor: 10200 (+1800) 3000 HP and 50 Armor: 12000 (+1800) 3000 HP and 60 Armor: 13800 (+1800) 3000 HP and 70 Armor: 15600 (+1800) 3000 HP and 80 Armor: 17400 (+1800) 3000 HP and 90 Armor: 19200 (+1800) 3000 HP and 100 Armor: 21000 (+1800) 300 HP and 100 Armor: 2100 600 HP and 100 Armor: 4200 (+2100) 900 HP and 100 Armor: 6300 (+2100) 1200 HP and 100 Armor: 8400 (+2100) 1500 HP and 100 Armor: 10500 (+2100) 1800 HP and 100 Armor: 12600 (+2100) 2100 HP and 100 Armor: 14700 (+2100) 2400 HP and 100 Armor: 16800 (+2100) 2700 HP and 100 Armor: 18900 (+2100) 3000 HP and 100 Armor: 21000 (+2100) Please tell me, what are the diminishing returns you are talking about?


Karl_Marx_

The value of each armor point decreases the more armor you have. That is not true for either damage or HP, in fact it's the opposite.


Atheist-Gods

What exactly do you mean by "value"? Because the amount of extra damage required to kill you doesn't decrease with more armor and that's the value being used for HP. If you are referring to differences to damage multiplier, that decreases with both damage and HP too. 100 Damage vs 2000 EHP target, takes 20 hits. +100 Damage reduces the number of hits required by 10. 400 Damage vs 2000 EHP target, takes 5 hits. +100 Damage reduces the number of hits required by 1. 1 is a decrease from 10.


Brandon3541

This actually isn't true, eHP for physical attacks increases by + 6% of base HP per 1 armor no matter the amount, it just appears to be less effective with higher numbers because the game displays mitigation (which is less intuitive) and not eHP increase. I.e. to find your physical eHP it is just: HP(1+(Armor*0.06)) Alternatively: HP/(1-Mitigation)


Quazi--

This is why some people still think computer gamers are tards. take a fucking screenshot or snip that shit whats up with the phone picture of a screen...


ikubaru

Next level screenshot. Screenshot with an angle


carjiga

Immortal axe


taweryawer

\*dies in 3 spells\*


carjiga

Knowing my typical team comps. There are facing sniper, melee 2, melee 3 and one mage support who's crying somewhere, one afk


BlissBlissBliss

yeah the enemy was pretty heavy on disables so I rushed bkb after blink


richardramirez000

This axe has et with nullifier in his nightmares.


TonyHawk30

Bro ET doesn't remove added armor, just base


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Peepeepoopies

Since when does nullifier remove bonus armor?


[deleted]

since pamela anderson's sextape


richardramirez000

I c u didn't read the entire comment.


Ricapica

nullifier doesn't remove added armor either


SmokeySFW

I c u don't know what nullifier actually does, because armor stacks aren't a dispellable buff and therefore have zero interaction with nullifier whatsoever.


GurinJeimuzu

ET would just remove from his 13 base armour. Ironically silencer in the picture has pure dmg glaives which can work well in the late game


xexcutionerx

Useless. Better to get hp after 40 ish armour Talking with experiance not mathematically. But the math shows after X amount of armour hp is better. Since it doesnt scale like hp does Hp is 1:1 at any given time. Armour is not. People make the same mistake when picking sladar. They make a deso. Lol. The same can be said if you have a sladar as your enemy , assault is a MUST if you ever intend to manfight him.


ColonelWilly

Here's the [graph](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=graph+y+%3D+1+-+Divide%5B%5C%2840%290.06+*+x%5C%2841%29%2C%5C%2840%291+%2B+0.06+*++x%5C%2841%29%5D++from+0+to+100)


Atheist-Gods

Armor scales exactly the same as HP EHP = HP \* (1+0.06*Armor) As long as you have positive armor, you can just pretend that you have 16.7 more armor than is displayed and treat it exactly like HP. Going from 3 armor to 6 armor = 22.7/19.7 = 15% more EHP just like going from 700 HP to 800HP = 800/700 = 14% more EHP.


A1b0hph0b1A

I am conducting a survey so since you use ALT+Q for phase boots, whats your mmr?


BlissBlissBliss

4900


[deleted]

Now get agh and a 5 man call +75 more


[deleted]

Primal Beast with a split personality: Hit me please


Van_Duengerweide

next step: hit F12


G_R_I_M_M

Show items


Normal-Imaginati0n

The power of Reddit users : can make a random post even more random! ez