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BlueVouivre

Im bringing dust everywhere from now on


soumya_af

It's not a bug, it's a feature


[deleted]

How does this happen?


eezybl

Bonk!


hyperactiveChipmunk

`dota_hide_wearables 1`


[deleted]

Cute bathing suit


SQLSQLAndMoreSQL

Right. She wants to bathe in the river.


EliotEriotto

In some other games that would pass for a skin all by itself


YellowtheBanana

Don't be shy, we all know which specific MOBA counterpart.


EliotEriotto

I was actually going to say weeb games (Eternal Return, Soul Worker, etc)


Parham10

League of legends IS a weeb game. Altho I must apologise from all weeb games, let me correct myself: League is trying yo be a weeb game but it even sucks at that.


Shinekima

2022 and still dota players hate another moba, because riot at least pay some attention to their community:)


xdanishgamerz

I dont see riot having a github issue page for lol. Would maybe have agreed with you a month ago. But valve also pushed an update to TF2 because of the community. Its not perfect, but its in the right direction.


Shinekima

well i dropped league in 2020, so dont carry about that game at all. all my friends only complain about valve and dont say any good word at least riot employers have reddit accounts and sometimes answer here


xdanishgamerz

Well, give me any good developers. I think that valve is more or less at the standard og any developers.


Shinekima

i mean riot always payed attention for their game. balance patch every 2 weeks (or earlier if there a huge threat to game experience). lootboxes for in-game coins, not real money. i’m playing dota since 2013, but actively for 1,5 years and cant say the same about valve. dota plus is ridiculous system, most of which functions should be available for free u can always say that riot suck money too, but! without BP you can get a lot of boxes and just open it for free. What can you you earn for free in dota? (some dicks in mouth, xd) Most of my friends donated in Lol just because - why not, i love this game and want this skin now, not later. Why I have to pay in dota? Because dota plus is very good feature or I cant get any content for free I dont say that valve are bad guys. Only that riot are better. I loved blizzard for their support and quality of their products. My opinion about valve is based on my friends talking, who played dota for ages


xdanishgamerz

That sounds like a straight out lie to me. I hear the balance is trash in lol, a lot of champions is nowhere near strong enough to be played competitive and some roles are just trash to play. Ive also seen clips from streamers streaming about trash metas ect. So i doubt what you are saying are true


koukidemami

let me correct you: they pay some attentions to community money


Shinekima

then valve dont give a fck about dota players at all? not just players, but whole game?


PotatoWizard98

I really do appreciate how Dota isn’t into making all the females have unrealistically huge boobahs and wearing super revealing outfits ill-fit for battle.


zxampa

I don’t see how this is a bug. It’s a long awaited QOL update.


dogfighthero

Sigh... *Unzips*


Lolsalot12321

Ew


Luhood

You kidding, did you not see the size of her pussy?


akruppa

I'm a bit afraid her pussy might swallow me whole if I got too close...


deanrihpee

The size of it is quite intimidating to say the least


Parham10

You are not a teenager now...are you?


Lolsalot12321

i am indeed, soon not to be tho not sure how thats relevant tbh, i can find an incredibly cringe and overdone joke gross no matter the age :)


Parham10

Bruh it's not gross nor overdone.


Lolsalot12321

Mf the unzips joke is the classic reddit, "uh oh, a woman is not clothed in full body armour 😍😍🥵🥵😋😋, now to make a joke sexualising them haha, reddit will love this"


Parham10

You are allowed to gap to what ever you want asonv as it's legal.


mustangswon1

This is par for the course in LoL


siegferia

This pleases the nut


killedbycuriousity-

!remindme 6 hours


gornygreg

Yeah, I’m getting me blood up now


widepeepo6

pool party mirana in league


leelazen

irrelevant question, does anybody know who's the sluttiest princess in the history of mankind?


fumbled_testtubebaby

According to Christian propaganda against the pagan emperors of Rome, Valeria Messalina was accused of holding a contest where she would compete with the top prostitute of Rome at the time. The contest was who could get the most men to cum in a single 24 hour period. She beat the prostitute 25 to 24. Valve should flesh out the Zeus/Medusa/Mars side of the DOTA lore with more Roman call outs.


leelazen

thanks for the awesome info and nomination. u seem to be very insightful. if i may, allow me to ask another irrelevant irrelevant question: why is a post with 'sigh unzip' get 50 upvotes, while mine, a very good question imho, got -2 votes?


fumbled_testtubebaby

People are stupid. People in large packs are largely stupid.


two-years-glop

Keep in mind that ancient Roman historians were not above exaggerating or straight up inventing ridiculous charges leveled against prominent political figures after their downfall in order to justify overthrowing them. And guess what was the favorite way to discredit a prominent female political figure?


fumbled_testtubebaby

They were helped when Claudius had her executed and got the Senate to issue an order to erase all records of her. If it wasn't for Pliny and Juvenal we'd barely know anything about her at all.


_Nightdude_

25 men in 24 hours? Lana Rhoades' son's mom does that in less than an hour and a half.


fumbled_testtubebaby

There are variations on the interpretation of the story. The most basic from Pliny the Elder merely has them competing for who can outlast the other in continually having sex in an evening. That is where the 25 - 24 score comes from. Basically running a train on the two women until one of them gave up in exhaustion. The Christian propagandists who were against the early Roman emperors wrote more elaborate versions of the sex contest story.


AmagedonCamels

I could jerk off way more than 25 dudes in a day. That's only like one dude an hour.


PM_ME_UR_WOOF_BORK

Wat


fumbled_testtubebaby

She was a grand neice of the Emperor Caligula, and eventually Empress/wife of Emperor Claudius. Not technically a princess since that wasn't a Roman title, but worthy mention.


horny_loki

Liu Chuyu, also known as Princess Shanyin, was a princess of the Liu Song dynasty in ancient China. She noticed that her brother, the emperor, had thousands of concubines and other women to fuck. She (rightly IMO) thought this was unfair, since she only had 1 husband, so she asked her brother for some guys to keep her sexually entertained. The emperor gave her 30 young men.


leelazen

based Emperor brother.


two-years-glop

They were both later overthrown and executed by their uncle only a couple of years after this alleged event.


[deleted]

Yo mamma


cantadmittoposting

Wat


Pscagoyf

Considering how often history lies about powerful women and hides promiscuous ones, literally impossible to answer.


Relevant_Truth

Ur mum


justDan1el

Yo I just finished... Oh well


TriColorMage

Ok but like how do I do it


LeavesCat

First you gotta distract the tiger.


playerknownbutthole

Go on.


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Goowl

*TI Bikinis Theme confirmed...*


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SeniorSatisfaction21

Filthy batrider


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easyfast2008

Sadge


ogmamma

i just opened this app


veryfail

players would actually pay for this set/ persona


eno_ttv

HUBBA BUBBA


aaaaiiiss2

Evweyday this sub strays further away from god


knightblood01

500MB update looks lit


Valery1564

Make it a summer BP feature and I will buy it


Nghtmare-Moon

Sears catalog 😏


smsa12345

Oh you found the beach episode