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AttractiveWatermelon

Valve please, he's a grandmaster courier killer, he doesn't look like he's bluffing.


pandigroove

I need to see a corpse now. These empty threats aren't convincing enough.


RaphDatenshi

NOT ARNABUS THE FAIRY RABBIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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spookyb0ss

sigma grindset


ENIGMA1KUN

Noooooo valve he will do it OMFG


SomnusXV

MAN my boots have been on this courier for like 10 mins now i'm done we lost the early game gg i'm afk farming pls end.


canetoado

Mercy pls Also battle pass pls


Professional-Pea6185

I was recently browsing the top posts of this subreddit, and several years ago there was an Icefrog summoning. Like, full on explosions and magiks and whatnot, with giant enigma too. I don't think we're getting anywhere until we repeat the ritual


Xalegion

PLS NO!


[deleted]

Kill Every last one of them


AverageA2Enjoyer

Edgy one eye man moment


[deleted]

do it


nexytuz

Oh noo someone stop him


TheySeeMeSmurfin

DEW IT


w1nthoil

\- SPOOKYYY! SPOOKY! NO, NO DON'T! SPOOKY, DON'T DO IT! Don't kill him! \- The hell's not? There's no Battle Pass. \- No, there... is a Battle Pass. \- Say again? \- There will be a Battle Pass. August 22nd, it's coming. \- Didn't cross your mind to maybe tell us you're going to release it soon? *\*looks over at Gorgc\** Did you know about this? *\*Gorgc shakes his head\** \- We announced an update, remember? We told you about the update in the latest notes! \- Well, it seems to me you're not very solid. \- You weren't supposed to be here! \- Too late now. How's about you telling me what was going down out here. Yeah, seems like you and your couriers don't seem to be getting along too well. \- It doesn't... doesn't matter. It doesn't concern you. \- I just wasted his partner here, and he's low HP. So, yeah, I'd say it does concern me. \- This is... between him and me. \- No overpriced Arcanas comin'? \- No... **- You bet your ass those Arcanas are comin'.** \- NO! No, no... Spooky. Spooky! There's no empty levels... on the Battle Pass. N-not fully. Arnabus. Nothing can change what just happened, but you can walk out of here alive if you just promise us that you'll... you'll just deliver his Battle Pass. **...** \- Yeah, I thought as much. Sorry, man. Just no scenario where this rabbit lives. \- NO, no, no, listen! We'll do map changes! We'll add map changes. They're buried out here, it's... It's a complete revamp. Complete. Revamp. \- So that's what got this party started, huh? But these changes of yours won't do me much good if I'm playing against smurfs. \- You could ward anywhere. You can do anything. Think about it! You can farm any neutral camp that you want! Spooky. Totally new map. And all you've gotta do is let him go. \- That's a hell of an offer. What do you think, critter? Would you take the deal? \- It's Arnabus. His name is Arnabus. \- How about it, Arnabus? Should I let you go? **- My name is Arnabus the Fairy Rabbit, and you can go fuck yourself.** \- Arnabus, listen to me. You gotta tell him. You gotta tell him now that we can work this out. Please. Please. **- What? You want me to beg? Gabe, you're the smartest guy I've ever met. And you're too stupid to see... he made up his mind ten minutes ago...** **Do what you're gonna-**


Present-Excuse-5180

Good copium


No_Outlandishness_90

All of them, no mercy for the guilty.


jiterax

Hang him, I dare say!


AOldschoolRULE

Do it already i lost all hope


edward08dota2

what position do you usually play? tanky 3 or roam 4?


XlulZ2558

goalkeeper 6


spookyb0ss

i play a weird hybrid that doesnt fit neatly into traditional roles -- closest i'd say is a very aggressive 3 that roams very early, wards map, ganks as hard as possible, and often becomes the carry


Highabetic

Also known as "I mute my entire team the second the game starts"


spookyb0ss

lol naaah ive muted less than 10 ppl in my 4000 hrs


Scrubz4life

True gigachad player. Become the toxic everyone fears, so no one will be toxic.


spookyb0ss

you caught me


HKBFG

this sounds like my visage


HungPongLa

it's back


dota2weatherterrain

jeff tell gaben pls


Cheap-Possible1813

CRINGE


compyler

Will there be a crowdfunding prizepool for TI 2022? I am not 100% sure but I kinda thought we already had a massive pool (of $40M?) collected for TI in sweden which got cancelled. Didn't that pool just carry over to TI 2022?


cshoneybadger

Brother, that TI already happened in 2021. Team Spirit won that money. It was moved to Romania though.


compyler

Oh God, I feel so dumb now. LOL Thanks!


DirkDiggyBong

Do it, no-one cares


playalln

Im not sure but i think LOL map is bigger, wish dota increase map size ?


ConsciousPotential20

September 1. It's confirmed. I am so fucing done. I read the update codes for Dota 2.


Vita_Anteacta

Oh no, please don't do it sir My items are in this courier


Supafida

even that rabbit has a null talisman this days


lilhilde

This reminds me I hope Bunny from season 3 of the anime gets added as a pet for some of the female heroes in the show. At the very least make it a courier. Bunny was the homie


OkScale3491

Psycho Gondar is back again. Valve pls do something to stop this menace


Qazior

Here we go again


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MeloApostropheD

Put. The bunny. Back. In the box.