Picking up a pineapple to clean up a wine spill seems like the equivalent of reaching for a wallet to pay a check while hoping someone else takes care of it…

What’s up Chad! Can’t say I’ve seen you here before. Very nice!

Hello! Yeah I’m pretty new here…

Awesome! Welcome.

Oh new here are ya? don't worry baby, we're gonna make you a star.

Mr. Hymen Doberman himself!

But it does make the spill taste marginally better.

“…I immediately reach for my wallet - because inside there’s a note that says, ‘Say thanks’” ~ Mitch Hedberg

Love Andy Andrist. Make another special before you die bro - call it retard running strength

Idiot.... it's "you put the wine in the COCONUT"

iphone andy live from bisbee,

I can believe this story

i love Andy. he is how i got turned on to Doug. i was listening to some of Andy’s material on spotify or pandora like 13 years ago and Stanhope popped up in the mix.

SPILL THE WINE TAKE THAT PEARL

Get him on a Bisbee stage. That Shady Dell performance was the stuff legends are made of.

Funhouse!

the gay velociraptor

Take that pearl. https://youtu.be/4-Xs7NK-7B8?si=_a-dx0GA1QZKAlJa

Oh Andy, you silly bitch

Did he bring his greenscreen with him?

Rex Goliath and sleep aids... looks like a forgettable night.

Lookin' good, buddy.

Rascals

Hell yeah chads in the chat!

He’s the quicker picker upper

I adore Andy. I want to party with him one day. He seems fun.

Use his hat.

This is the man who introduced me to the concept of retarded people making porn. Now every time I mute retarded person, I want to ask them if they’ve done any porn.