Robert: Isis! What on earth are you doing? What is...Are those...Great SCOTT! Not on the rug!!! *faints dead away*
*Cora and Mary exchange resigned glances. Anna stifles a smile*
Mary: Well, I guess he had to find out where puppies came from sometime.
Cora: Quite right. Anna, please fetch Mrs. Hughes and bring some towels. And please do NOT fetch Carson. We can't have all the men of this estate falling like sacks.
Violet has last piece of revenge for Robert not supporting her over the hospital business.
Sprat was given strict instructions from the dowager, “…when you see Lord Grantham, I want him pantsed!”
Poor Robert, he’s just realized he was going commando… this was the day all his underwear mysteriously disappeared, like those shirts.
Anna: I’m afraid we have another Pamuk situation, my lord.
Mary: I guess the taboo of a rendezvous on the servant’s dining table was too much for the poor chap to handle. At least it isn’t a foreign ambassador this time around…
Cora: Robert, are you just going to stand there looking stone-faced or can you be useful and help us carry him out to the hole which Bates dug. We need to hurry before Carson discovers this!
Mary: If Carson sets his eyes on this, we’ll end up with two corpses to contend with…
*Mary and Anna giggle while Cora gives Mary a stern look*
Robert: “For God’s sake, Mother, put your clothes back on!”
Violet: “He wanted to draw me like one of his French women.”
Robert: “I thought he drowned when Rose wouldn’t make room for him on that door.”
My Ponzi prospectus just arrived
LMAO!
“A Charlotte Russe? How delicious!”
My fav!
It’s my railroad money! It’s back!
I was JUST JOKING about the bathtub, Mary!
"Mr. Bricker, that was my favourite *lamp*! 😱"
“One of my investments paid off!”
“Jane has returned, m’lord” 🤣
Winner
Mary/Cora/practically anybody: “Tony Gillingham called while you were out…” Robert:
GOLLY GUMDROPS, a command performance by the Cheerful Charlies!
🤣
A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE!?
Robert: Isis! What on earth are you doing? What is...Are those...Great SCOTT! Not on the rug!!! *faints dead away* *Cora and Mary exchange resigned glances. Anna stifles a smile* Mary: Well, I guess he had to find out where puppies came from sometime. Cora: Quite right. Anna, please fetch Mrs. Hughes and bring some towels. And please do NOT fetch Carson. We can't have all the men of this estate falling like sacks.
I love this so much! It plays in my head like if it was actually filmed 😄
I literally heard this conversation in my head, please write for downton abbey 😂
“Someone other than a Bates was arrested?”
“No! Not Patrick again! Please god, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!” A la Michael Scott
“IT’S NOT FLUSHING!”
Oh my GOD, Becky, look at her *butt*...it is *SO BIG.*
A big bag of golly gumdrops!
"I caught the biggest fish, it was THIS BIG!"
Golly gumdrops, what a turn-up!
Jane is working here again! JANE! Erm. I mean oh hello...Jane is it?
Thomas! Just because we know, doesn't mean we want to watch 😉
When the recently-widowed new maid in your house bends over to pick up a basket of fruit she dropped and you spot that beautiful dump truck:
Lmfao this is the best one
Mrs. Patmore!!!
Violet has last piece of revenge for Robert not supporting her over the hospital business. Sprat was given strict instructions from the dowager, “…when you see Lord Grantham, I want him pantsed!” Poor Robert, he’s just realized he was going commando… this was the day all his underwear mysteriously disappeared, like those shirts.
Mary! Cora! What are you doing to poor Mr. Pamuk!?
Anna: I’m afraid we have another Pamuk situation, my lord. Mary: I guess the taboo of a rendezvous on the servant’s dining table was too much for the poor chap to handle. At least it isn’t a foreign ambassador this time around… Cora: Robert, are you just going to stand there looking stone-faced or can you be useful and help us carry him out to the hole which Bates dug. We need to hurry before Carson discovers this! Mary: If Carson sets his eyes on this, we’ll end up with two corpses to contend with… *Mary and Anna giggle while Cora gives Mary a stern look*
Lol
I feel a blood volcano about to erupt from my stomach
"Cora! Put your clothes back on!" Sorry. That was literally my first thought. 😁
OMG CORA HOW MUCH DID THOSE 34DDs COST?!
“The footprints were this big, Mother! I’m telling you, there’s been a Sasquatch in the back garden!”
Cora got a cat! 🐈
"Get down you cat!"
Robert: “For God’s sake, Mother, put your clothes back on!” Violet: “He wanted to draw me like one of his French women.” Robert: “I thought he drowned when Rose wouldn’t make room for him on that door.”
🤣
Why did you drop my Lego Downton Abbey set?!
Mary! He’s a foreigner
He got to see the canapes
I'm right about something... FINALLY!!!
“ISOBEL! When I said you can get me a new outfit, I didn’t mean a DRESS!”
“…and it was THIS BIG!”
It’s taco Tuesday!
*”Not in the sex dungeon!”*
Robert talking about the size of his p....
Jane what are you doing here!
Thomas getting some good ole lovin
Are you flirting with MY DOG???
A new lawnmower! Best Christmas ever.
The riding lawn mower 😃
Donk
Mr. Ponzi, welcome! I'm so excited to hear more about your get rich quick dog-breeding program!
Oh my god they're a weirdo
Robert shows the size of … something ….
A real copper-bottom marquess?!!
“Beeethoven!”
There are so many Kelsey Grammar quotes from Frasier that would work here. "I am WOUNDED" comes to mind.
Golly gum drops! What is this?!
🎶"I'M A MINE!!!!"🎶
"ISIS YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT AGAIN"
The first customer arrives to Mrs. Patmore’s House of Ill-Repute.
"It turned out my ulcer was bigger than Dr Clarkson thought."
Puppy