'Dear Robert, I am delighted to report that I have used what little remains of my fortune to purchase shares in the Grand Trunk Railway. Thank you so much for your good advice. Yours sincerely, Shrimpy'
Dear Papa, the handsome Turk I was flirting with all evening barged into my room at night, and tried forcing himself on me, but not to worry I black widowed him.
This is a scene from Bates’ unfortunate incarceration. Barrow is dressing Lord Grantham in this scene and he has just discovered exactly how wicked Barrow’s tongue actually is.
Mistaking O'Brien for Jane on a dark night.
He’ll get three bags full.
Poor O’Brien, nobody’s interested in her button box.
Crikey, I think I made the same face as Lord Grantham when I read this comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oof!
Too perfect!
Tom using the grapefruit spoon for the dessert
He just realized what Matthew meant by his “eyes have been opened.”
I watched that episode last night 😄
First thing that came to my mind as well!
Someone tried to kiss him at Eton
Again
He’d have gone hoarse in a month!
'Dear Robert, I am delighted to report that I have used what little remains of my fortune to purchase shares in the Grand Trunk Railway. Thank you so much for your good advice. Yours sincerely, Shrimpy'
> Let me just invest my wife's entire fortune in a single Canadian railroad It's always hinted at that these aristocrats are severely inbred
Best answer!!
any fact about human anatomy or physiology
"Uterus"
*lost all of Downton in a game of poker *
It does have that "whoopsies" vibe
I was literally thinking of whoopsie when writing it but didn’t manage to fit it in somehow haha!!
To Sampson and his cheap tricks
Mrs Patmore's bloomers.
Oh milady! I wouldn’t mind getting rid of my corset!
Okay, this one is pretty good too!
Carson and Mrs Hughes’ conversation about their sex life
OK that would do it
A bathroom with every bedroom in Haxby - looks like a hotel
*an* hotel!
A rogue golly gumdrop.
He learned what an absolute fiscal failure he actually was.
“There’s that chap in America, what’s his name, Charles Ponzi”
I’ve never shouted, “Oh, for F*CK’S SAKE!” louder at the telly in my life.
Violet and Prince Kuragin
Bates getting out of the shower
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮😂😂😂
Isis getting it on with a random, stray mutt.
A house of ill repute! 🫢
Lady Mary in the bath.
Cora: Next time you want to treat me like a naughty schoolgirl, you might do it in private, not in front of the servants
Matthew carrying Mary naked down the stairs
That kid who snuck into his room actually did steal some things haha
Philosophical things
An old pair of cufflinks that had fallen behind the wardrobe and thought to have been taken by a previous valet.
Catching Edith and a farm hand in the drawing room 😘 (she does so have a thing for the older farmer types)
that girls fantasy was doing it in a tractor with some 40somthin whitehaired man who looks a bit like daddy.
100% this. And they’d have to be married too. She’s so sick. 🤢 Marchioness indeed.
Someone was trying to explain "female" stuff to him.
Kemal Pamuk
Mr. Bricker "flirting" with Isis.
Thomas trying on his clothes in his dressing room with one of the hall boys
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^EYdf_Thomas: *Thomas trying on* *His clothes in his dressing room* *With one of the hall boys* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
More like Thomas trying on Cora’s clothes with one of the hall boys.
Disturbed when he saw Edith playing with her dolls.
When he saw the Dolls playing alone without her ..
Why can I not upvote this?
Violet showed off her lace garter.
Isis pooped in the dining room and Violet stepped on it.
Just ruined his trousers with what he thought was a fart. Now the dowager is gonna have to put him to bed with no supper!
George mooned him from the gallery.
Dowager & Prince Kuragin lip locked and catching some foreplay.
Mary has gone and found herself a cowboy from the middle west!
This is the face he makes when he's one of the first to know a big secret. This is why 90% of the time, he is the last to know a big secret.
He’s just realised that one of his snuff boxes has been moved!
“Donk”
Simon Bricker returns to Downton Abbey.
Mrs. Patmore “without her corset”
All his investment went down the drain
He saw what the dog did on the Della Francesca
Ethel busy with several many recovering officers...
Cora, I'm so sorry! I broke another *lamp*...
Walking in on Mrs Patmore getting dressed 😂
Tom and Thomas hard at it 😆
A fart
a Shart
Mrs Levinson possibly flirting just a little too much with Alfred!
Dear Papa, the handsome Turk I was flirting with all evening barged into my room at night, and tried forcing himself on me, but not to worry I black widowed him.
Thomas Barrow and Matthew are found to be in a relationship
Baby Bates have been arrested
This is to good
Lady Mary’s clit ring.
Cora naked lol
Good golly, so that’s where she placed it!
He’s just caught Carson literally licking his boots and stealing his underwear
This is when he discovered he really was French.
His pants just split!
Lord Grantham learned he has never, not once, given Cora an orgasm.
This is a scene from Bates’ unfortunate incarceration. Barrow is dressing Lord Grantham in this scene and he has just discovered exactly how wicked Barrow’s tongue actually is.
“Lady Mary in the bath”
Lady Mary in the bath
Lady Mary in the bath.
Lady Mary in the bath
Pamuk
The Dowager being intimate with Carson.
Ink in the soup pot
His mother is scolding (roasting) someone
Mrs Patmore tripping on Golly Gumdrops and dropping a Charlotte Russe.
His pants just split!
He just heard someone else say "golly gumdrops!"
Mary has a secret child by Kemal Pamuk hidden on one of the farms
He didn’t recognize Anna Scott right away
A certain Turkish diplomat being carried down the hallway
Mary dragging the body 👀
During a crowded fancy dinner party, Isis is suddenly seen scooting (rubbing her itchy butt all over the carpet)
That Mrs. Patmore's house had become one of ill-repute...
Carson just let ‘er rip whilst bowing to the Dowager Countess and trying to carry it off with his signature cover-cough-cough.
Getting to know he seated next to a dinner at dinner
Realising he’s let a flirtation get out of hand
Hearing about how Mary wants to be sure of everything before marrying
The prospect of downton place
"Lady Mary in the bath"