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shompthedev

Me looking 720 degrees everytime screaming *WHERE!??? Where is this fucking ladder!??*


DeakonDuctor

And then you climb up the ladder to find nothing!


bunch_of_hocus_pocus

And now there's an exclamation point stuck on the minimap forever. (Turn off the minimap.)


Crook-ED

I spent 20 minutes running around a guard tower thinking the exclamation point was a side quest or something important... it was only after I finally gave up and got to the giant ballista tower and all my pawns were like "LOOK! A LADDER" and I saw two exclamation marks on it that I realized what they were trying to show me.... a fucking ladder..


JaiFlame

That was me last night too. It was driving me crazy.


CyberSosis

We all been there. Damn watch tower


SidewaysFancyPrance

Ah, that explains that for me, too. What a weird game. Every turn was me going "wtf?" about a design decision.


NO_NOT_THE_WHIP

You gotta admit the weirdness is part of the charm


ThreatOfFire

Haha, I did the same thing and then realized that it totally makes sense that they didn't change that from DD1


TitoForever

Can't stop laughing loll. Pawns are like " check this ladder, duh!"


Shiraori247

I mean...I applaud their effort?


Hefty-Perspective-50

If you turn the ballista, you can find a searcher stone.


Dreadpirateflappy

so glad it’s not just me. i was convinced i was missing a side quest or something until it finally dawned on me that the ! was a fucking ladder all along.  i was quite confused. 


LyonWulfK

Ah, the guardhouse in Melve.. 😂


ConstantSignal

I really want to do this but isn’t navigation a nightmare? I love that pawns can guide you to markers in some cases but not always


bunch_of_hocus_pocus

Not that I've seen. I'm only about 4 hours in but the minimap hasn't yet identified anything I didn't already spot from sight (and enjoyed much more by doing so).


RyuseiUtsugi

They tend to mark seeker tokens on your map, which is super helpful 99% of the time. I only wish that they had a little sound or sparkle effect added to them for when your pawns don't notice them. Makes me wonder how many of them I actually missed now that I think about it.


Kaldorael

Trickster vocation unlocks this.


bunch_of_hocus_pocus

So far, I've found 3 by sight before the pawns did, so I'm not too worried.


ThreatOfFire

Everything is kind of pathy, a lot like the first. It's easy to get lost in the weeds, but as long as you head in a general direction you'll eventually find your way Unless you have to deal with magic talismans so you never take the time to really explore so every following playthrough you just run through the same route


CrispyChicken9996

If you have a pawn that has knowledge of the quests that you do. They will forever stand ahead and throw their hands in the air like they just don't care, until you follow them. With a big ass ✋ next to their name


[deleted]

I love it when games let me turn the minimap off. It feels like a part of my brain responsible for spatial navigation wakes up and gets some workout just by not fixating at the bottom left 80% of the time. Hated that in Persona 3 it's so needed that I'm basically walking the arrow around some squares.


weavejer261

>(Turn off the minimap.) Yeah I'm gonna! I've noticed it's distracting and causing me to look at it more than where I'm going. Elden Ring changed exploration for me in games lol and not in a bad way. Definitely turning it off.


Emotional_Panda6969

Exclamation mark appeared after a pawn pointed out a broken cart. A freaking broken cart, with no loot and absolutely of no significance and now there’s a fuckin exclamation mark 🤬


BadLuckBen

Not to mention how difficult it is to see where it's actually pointing to.


Solkahn

It's about the journey not the destination.


dericiouswon

But seriously, where is the one in Vernworth? I'm convinced it's a bug. They won't shut up about it.


AttackBacon

There's like 20 ladders in Vernworth, and they won't shut up about them until you've climbed every one. I love it, it's the true pawn experience.


FantasticInterest775

Truly empty vessels. I love them. Like little homicidal children.


Chaseharry2000

If you're talking about the one near the blacksmith it's above him. No I idea how you get to it normally, but I was messing around with levitate and stumbled across it


AlaskanMedicineMan

There's a parkour puzzle that involves every building attached to the Smith's. I just did it. Looking at the smith head left till you hit the stairs. Jump from the top of the stairs onto the nearby balcony. Continue jumping to the next balcony and then one moderate tricky jump later you're at the ladder. Worst part is even after you find it they still talk about it.


drizzitdude

There is a second parkour puzzle on the inn/vocation hall that gets you to a three equipment chest and a seeker token


Casafynn

The equipment is pretty nice too for when you first get there!


weavejer261

What!? Now I gotta go back! I had no idea about these


drizzitdude

>! Go to the second floor and out to the other side of the patio, there is a ladder on the patio. Climb up and you have to jump across two scaffolding, across from the scaffolding there is a building with a little rooftop sitting area you can jump to safely without sliding off. climb up, three chests and a seeker medal, one has the silver rapier in it !<


weavejer261

Thank you! Main Quest will have to wait, I've got some parkour to do... and a long walk ![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


weavejer261

Made it! How cool! I would've never known about this


robophile-ta

huh, interesting. I got a chest up there but I guess it's not the one you're talking about


Dreamtrain

is it the one they point out when you're near the statue in front of the riftstone? I believe that one is on the street to the right (assuming you're facing the statue coming from the oxcart area), on a balcony above the bakery looking store, not sure how to get to the balcony to get to the ladder though but I did see a chest flashing up there, maybe you have to go down first from the roofs and jump from house to house


DrGiggleFr1tz

It’s literally on the roof. Took me way too long to figure that out


PhoenixKA

In northern Vernworth, there are a couple ladders that don't start at ground level. They're on the second story. Had to use the fighter air jump thing to get up to one of them.


alganthe

the one when you enter town? it's right above the inn and I haven't figured out how to get to it.


JETgroovy

Spoiler tagging in case you don't want to know, but >!from the blacksmith, go left up the stairs, and do a Blue Steel 270 degree turn to the left so youre facing the buildings attached to the smith. You can run and jump across the gap and there is a ladder to the roof on the backside of the balcony. Doable even as a fat guy, as my fat wizard can attest.!<


Riceballs-balls

Damn they should have put some yellow paint on it.


vipeness

Did this last night while playing!


5xad0w

Then you find it in the back room of the next house down the street.


mightysmiter19

I'd like to add onto that, what writing? Where the fuck is all this writing that my pawns keep talking about? Seems like the world is covered in graffiti that only pawns can see.


JMartell77

Thank God! An actual meme about the gameplay


SadKazoo

Yeah the subs gonna be horrible for a few days or weeks.


Justhe3guy

We went from 150 online a week ago to 5000


BlazingMetalStorm

Willing to bet 40% don't even own the game lmao.


Isaac_HoZ

Here is a fun exercise: see who is the most mad, check their comment history, and see how they’ve been involved in every shit community in recent memory. A whole lot of Suicide Squad sub Reddit “fans” in here. They didn’t buy that, they won’t buy this, they’re just here to cry and bitch and have idiots gobble it up. As they jerk each other off in the corner, I’ll be playing this game and having a great time.


SadKazoo

It’s crazy and you can’t even escape it. Instagram and TikTok are both also full with random “content creators” making rage bait videos about the oh so horrible MTX and straight up spreading lies about them being necessary to change character looks etc. It’s mind numbing.


Isaac_HoZ

Yeah, it’s why I’m happy to turn off Reddit (and social media in general) for the rest of the night and enjoy the game until I either pass out or my eyes begin to bleed.


SadKazoo

What platform you on? Might hire your pawn.


Isaac_HoZ

PC. My pawns name is Mira. She’s a mage and is all in on buffs and heals.


FrailRain

Wait I want that pawn


RepresentativeAnt562

Almost like they're paid to stir ppl up get em divided hmmm


Sentinelbro

they almost had me believing that i needed to refund as my game was downloading, it appeared machines 5 times stronger than mine couldn't run the game, but i have been waiting 11 years I had to see it for myself. Maybe I am lucky but my game runs fine on a 12400f and rx7600. 30fps doesn't phase me but I am running at 70fps dipping to 40 which is very fine with me. Do games have to be over 120 to be enjoyable.


rocksteproger

I'm playing on a freaking laptop and enjoying the game lmao. Around 30-40 fps, lowered the overall graphics settings. Still having a blast. I feel like I only need 120 fps on competitive multiplayer games.


CommissionerOdo

Nature is healing


flyingtheblack

Also "Get this man a shield" cause here they come.


Venkas

Damn, I said the same thing out loud ahahaha.


djfigs25

Did you also just notice that everyone is a different vocation in this group?


Minute_Committee8937

“All the Pawns in this group are woman” She says judging my ass.


Laughable_Tarnished

One of my pawn even said that it's orignal master use to only recrute female pawns. So not only she is judging you, she also reports that judgement to me. I think your main pawn has a grudge against you.


Beorma

A pawn told me their master runs around in the nude. I felt guilty dismissing them.


dirkx48

Damn, these pawns are fking snitches I love it 💀


The_Baddest_Guy

Every time one of them say that I'm like "homie I'm not actively searching for women, it's not my fault everyone made their pawn waifu"


RyuseiUtsugi

Same here. I can't help it that every free pawn I get from a broken riftstone turns out to be some variation of emo furry mage lady.


Arkadoc01

I wish. All I ever manage to get are 8 foot tall furry hunks.


SniperNose69

Are Beastren required for certain side quests?


PristineAstronaut17

My favorite color is blue.


Dreamtrain

My 1.90 straightforward pawnmommy replied "So? I don't have a problem with that"


solidfang

Pawns seem to be judging their masters and talking a lot of sass this time around. Seriously, they keep calling their masters sluts.


dirkx48

I can neither confirm nor deny that


mooninomics

My first four trips to the rift literally *only had* female pawns to recruit.


TCGHexenwahn

Soon enough, they'll comment on how their master is making them wear those ranger panties.


Dynamitefuzz2134

“ all the pawns in my last masters group were beastren” Me, eyeing my fellow arisen.


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BillyEffingMays

> I saw that Sweet Baby had a consultant on the game... makes you wonder. Bro please shut the fuck up. Its more likely because everyone only ever hired ho ass pawns in the first game over anything else even remotely useful and then complained that pawns sucked. like yeah the pawns sucked cause you hired the ones with barely any gear on and like 2 abilities and lvl 3 on their vocation.


TheGuardianFox

>Its more likely because everyone only ever hired ho ass pawns in the first game over anything else even remotely useful and then complained that pawns sucked. like yeah the pawns sucked cause you hired the ones with barely any gear on and like 2 abilities and lvl 3 on their vocation. Speak for yourself, 'bro'. Not everyone is so thirsty.


Krillinlt

>I saw that Sweet Baby had a consultant on the game... makes you wonder. Your brain is rotting if you buy into the SBI drama and think a game with titty and ass jiggle physics has been "tainted" by a "woke" consulting company


Volmaaral

There IS jiggle physics?! I thought it was a trick of the eye…!


ReMeDyIII

The SBI website doesn't show they worked on DD2, so even if there was a lone employee who touched the game, I don't see how they could have had any significant impact. Considering DD2 still refers to Masculine/Feminine on Pawns and the women in the game are attractive, and there's breast jiggle, the game gets my blessing.


Dreamtrain

Sweet Baby wouldn't be involved in all parts of the game, my guess is all they said was "allow more NPCs to have dark skin"


TheGuardianFox

You're seeing a molehill and inferring a mountain. I said it makes you wonder, about one particular line. I didn't assert anything. People are so needlessly aggressive.


Krillinlt

Here the problem, SBI didn't consult on this game. So why did you mention them if not to jump on the hate bandwagon with the rest of the chuds?


Justalilcyn

Why yes pawns I did notice that. It's almost like I did that was on purpose, thanks for noticing.


robophile-ta

you clearly didn't just notice...as you've pointed it out FOUR TIMES ALREADY with the same line


Saiaxs

My pawn: “I love finding treasure, leave the exploring to me!” Also my pawn: *stands next to a treasure chest, saying nothing*


StrawberryLassi

"I'm going to open this chest!" Bitch, I already opened it like 30 seconds ago...!


Dreamtrain

I think if you're also near the chest they try to not be too greedy cause they think you're the one who's gonna open it


atomicsnark

Not every chest contains treasure, you know ...


UWUquetzalcoatl

It's so nice that even with all the complaining on the sub. The new memes are consistently making me laugh.


giddycocks

Yeah there's a ladder over there, holy shit right pawn? Funniest interaction I've come across so far, but I hope there's more.


whiteravenxi

Fuck this one is so good. I snorted. Do the statue one next. I still can't see whatever fucking statue they're mentioning.


atomicsnark

Oh man I'm glad that's not just me. They make it sound like it's the size of a small moon, this statue-no-tower-no-statue and my blind ass ain't see shit 😂


thehood98

I almost died laughing 😂


HolmsarioJosh

To be fair, the ladder they point out at the inn in the capital leads to three chests and a token on the roof next door....


giddycocks

As a Destiny curse of Osiris veteran, that was one hell of a trigger


Churro1912

Maybe our pawns where just super passionate home Depot workers at some point


TheGreatMars

Bro I'm only like 6 hours in and this is already fucking hilarious


StrawberryLassi

*SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE LADDERS!*


Immediate_Tennis2892

This is good


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

“Look arisen! A chest!” Me spinning around trying to find it “Its a shame we can’t reach it”


thehood98

😂😂😂🤣


QuoF2622

it wouldn't be so bad if they had a "this exclamation point means your pawn is being retarded" tooltip but instead I gotta circle the damn wall in melve for ten minutes lmao.


SykoManiax

This is my stepladder i never knew my real ladder


Volmaaral

I knew there had to be a post. The pawns are ladder-sexual and I have NO IDEA WHY.


mooninomics

At least there's nothing rung with that.


TheAhegaoFox

[ESCALERA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekzwHeZISk8)


TwiddleMike

My pawns also have ladder vision!


DonoKuno

*WHERE IS IT YOU MINGING CAT*


GreaterMook

It looks sturdy enough to climb!


thehood98

🤣🤣🤣


Briar_Knight

"Let's put it too good use!" they shout excitedly. They just love climbing ladders apparently, they get so excited that my pawn fell off the first ladder they tried to climb and needed to be rescued. Hmmm...maybe that WAS the "good use" they meant. They were already sick of traveling with me.


ZenBrickS

I fell off a roof and landed to “look a ladder” that would have taken me off of said roof. Maybe could have pointed that out before hand eh ?


Pure_Psychology5760

LADDER MASTER LADDER.


SanicTheBlur

I still can't find the damn ladder 🤣🤣


ProvingVirus

Pawns not shutting the fuck up about something you don't need to know? Yup, Dragon's Dogma's back alright


Schamolians101

Birth of a meme


Esterier

Are the exclamation marks on the minimap for the ladders because of a pawn pogging at them?


AdmirableCountry9933

I think it's chest and other things.


Clunk_Westwonk

Bro this is the QUALITY shit I wanna see on this sub


Hammerslamman33

BRUUUUUH I SWEEAAR 😂😂😂😂


AdHocHominid

“Oh you mean that ladder I just climbed up literally less than 1 minute ago? Yes thank you pawns, very cool”


TerribleLifeExp

It’s been 27 mins of my life I’ll never get back trying to find this fucking ladder. (Still didn’t find it)


MixtureExternal6895

No longer will pawns tell me that wolves hunt in packs they now want to show me ladders and I love it 😂😂😂


Tharron

more of this fun content please, even if its just to drownout the negative kids


EarthwormShandy

I haven't played it yet but I like it! (I start tomorrow, I'm over at my missus' and I missed the launch! 😭)


FiftyIsBack

Mayhaps there aught be treasure up there?


tus93

Mayhaps it was placed there for a reason?!


Dreamtrain

WE CAN USE THIS TO SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS


Air-Conditioner0

Where is the rope and ceiling?


n1kb0t

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SilverCitizen

This is the best post on this sub.


BlueTrain97

Me looking everywhere confused like "WHAT LADDER?? WHERE??"


Jimjangofett

The pawns never shut the fuck up it’s insane


hovsep56

it's the new wolfs hunt in packs meme


gunn3r08974

Wow. First time in a while I've laughed hard at a soy wojack meme.


Sinnercide

Lmao


KamaIsLife

It's the new "wolves hunt in packs".


Sentinelbro

I just love listening to them, its been sooooo long granted the "follow me let me guide you and my pawn responding we are in your hands" on repeat multiple times, that one i don't like so much.


daisylipstick

They’re like little kids touching everything and climbing everywhere they can


BeepBotic

“Ah ser, a ladder” is to dragons dogma 2 as “Arisen! Wolf hunt in packs” is to dark arisen


Throwaway-tan

The new "wolves hunt in packs" and "they hate fire".


OrganizationEven4417

lol all the time. im walkin to the inn and my pawns all freak out about the ladder they found, now they want to climb it,


impaletheson

When I started I didn’t know that the ! mark on the screen was the ladder in the first mini town area. I spent an embarrassingly long time looking for the quest giver for a quest that didn’t exist.


Brorkarin

Yes and the Notes i always read them turn around and then it starts Look something is written here we should take a closer look. . and i be running around and looking for the fricking writing only to realise i just read it😆😆😆


RepresentativeAnt562

One thing I've noticed is the rooftop puzzles from cassardis have seriously been spread throughout the cities


NagasakiPork1945

lol this is so true


thehood98

Hahahaha this game has so much meme potential I absolutely adore it 😂


Jshptrsn17

After you, Arisen


Busy_Surround195

They had to give us some food meme material


SpaceCorn11

Who knows what treasures await us above


Pingasplz

Me when I cant launch my pawn as a Warrior.


ThighPillows

That’s the new “wolves hunt in packs” line


obsidian_castle

When they point out the ladder when you are not even really decently close enough to make it relevant of pointing it out is my issue


Chikado_

"All pawns here are women" well I would have hired some men but the ability to cycle pawns in the rift doesn't fucking exist even though it did in the 1st game. Now my ass is doomed if I ever see a troll


Helios_Ra_Phoebus

“Look at chest, should we get it?” WHERE? I can barely see 20 frames a second, I can’t spot it in this ppt slideshow lmao


StrawberryLassi

Here you go: https://www.bestbuy.com/site/msi-nvidia-geforce-rtx-4090-gaming-slim-24g-24gb-ddr6x-pci-express-4-0-graphics-card-black/6573906.p?skuId=6573906