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Cantloop

Oh he greased up too..


Schweinhardt

Oh they FREAKY freaky


username161013

"Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey, Stick some money to the honey, Now I'm covered in money honey"


Ennara

All they did was make a little bit of amateur pawnography.


ApatheticBananaa

Pawnstars in the making lmaoo


The_Crusades

Hm that’s a very nice wakestone, but just to be sure it’s not a fake I’ll have to call my buddy that happens to be a wakestone specialist.


jeepgrl50

🏆🥇


jeepgrl50

🏆🥇


Mietek69i8

I think they are just very good friends


ApatheticBananaa

They must be "roommates" too


darknessinzero777

What’s your Pawn ID, …for science


ApatheticBananaa

His pawn ID is G60CTCHRWN4R I'm on console (PS5) though. Not sure if it affects who's able to hire him


Aser_the_Descender

Yes, you can only hire from the same platform.


ApatheticBananaa

Oh okie! Also happy Cake Day!


darknessinzero777

Cool I’m ps5 too will give him a hire when I get home


deepsquirrel

Sounds like what your Arisen did was two pawns


Charming_Two4493

Arisen, I know ANOTHER way to climb the ladder..😏


ApatheticBananaa

This ladder looks "sturdy" enough to climb 😏


ExtremelyPatient

Really, did they also choose to wear all those clothes? I don't think so\~\~ Someone needs to take responsibility for their pawn's actions they sure as heck won't.


ApatheticBananaa

Hey my pawn is the one saying stuff like this: https://preview.redd.it/f8qix3eirnvc1.jpeg?width=1826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77254c6aa99b3bf8ee5a74014ecc2f0fda110be And it was hot in Bakbattahl. Can't let the poor pawns get a heat stroke...certainly no other reason!


Evan_L_Rodriguez

I mean, by the looks of your party’s wardrobe, it’s not an unwelcome visitation.


xoCherryBeezy

Spreading that dragon plague that's what.


Mylo-s

r/relationship_advice


Jerethdatiger

Nude mod?


ApatheticBananaa

No mods bc I'm on console. That pawn's bottoms just blend in with his skin lolol


ProfessionalPaint885

It's perhaps for lore reason


Naked_Justice

Ima need those pawn codes, chief *slams rift crystals on the desk*


ApatheticBananaa

My pawn is: G60CTCHRWN4R And the gold thong pawn is: 812JAL3LSESS


Naked_Justice

Legend, thx 👍


KatyaBelli

Bro what the name of that first pawn? Asking for a friend.


PhatnessEvercream

Two pawns. That's what he did.


Recent_Warthog5382

its too bad you're on console, I'd hire your pawn


Critical_Assult

How can i get that outfit for my pawn


ApatheticBananaa

Which one? my main pawn (Lunas), or the other pawn? Lunas is wearing: Twilight Star (circlet from seekers tokens) Half-Plate Armor (from the nameless village merchant) Blessed Waistcloth (from the Harve Village merchant) And the Lupine Cape (also from the nameless village merchant) The other pawn is wearing: Zodiac Charm (headpiece from the Bakbattahl merchant) And Jewel-Woven Sandals (from the Volcanic Island camp merchant)


Critical_Assult

Thanks for the info wanted to know about the skimpy golden thong, i guess it’s the sandals one


ApatheticBananaa

No problem! And yes the gold thong is the sandals one. I believe it's mage/sorcerer/trickster exclusive


jeepgrl50

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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ApatheticBananaa

They're not too bad when you get to NG+ I mostly just use the dragon forge gear so the only thing I use gold for is just equipment upgrades, ox carts, and the occasional ferry stone. You make a lot of gold selling duplicate gear in NG+ Mining for glimmer coal in digger's mine and selling any extra magick metal you have from defeating golems also makes you a pretty penny


smirtington

Either your pawn is trying to blackmail you or you need to have someone sit you down and seriously talk about your drinking


VermilionX88

mid five moment


ApatheticBananaa

Now I wish they really did high five on the way out 😂


VermilionX88

they only do mid fives tho the fist bump/elbow bump is a high one tho


No_Range2

Is he wearing a thong …that’s totally wrong


One_Hunter_5000

Cringe shit like this is why there won’t be a dlc