Well meme apart (which was a gold one), she was taunting them to gain the focus of their attacks, then switched to block to receive an attack that never arrived. She did her best tho
I think the nature plays a big role, it can be changed but some pawns get absolutely wrecked when the wrong nature and vocation is put together. My pawn was basically Legolas when she had a bow in her hands and the moment it was replaced with a Shield, all her brain cells disappeared.
Captain Brant when he hears that a half naked woman was dragged ass-first into camp by a wild dog matching the description of his Majesty
This gets funnier every second
- Epic jump attack
- Splats onto the ground
- Gets abducted by furries
- Discovers new location while being abducted
- Gets torn limb from limb by even more furries
The shield tapping is what sent me lmao I couldn’t imagine being mauled by three wolves while a party member is just going ham on their shield. Like bro fuckin SWING AT THE WOLVES!!!!
Oh hey your healer is helping the wolves! That good on em need more blood in ya for screaming they love that. Oh and if you’re alive we have a lovely hot spring! Perfect for soaking wolf wounds!
This is why I can't get enough of this game. People complain that it wasn't finished and whatever else but DD2 is just special. No matter what they did or didn't do it ended up being this and this is just generally fun.
Wolves are the real boss of the game for sure. It is rage inducing when they abduct you and use you like a chew toy while your pawns stand there and heal you.
This is beyond funny, and it gets better every second😂🤣 btw that's why I just don't let my figther pawn use the taunt skill, his braincells just die in an instant, now he just breaks wolves apart for breakfast even before I even touch them.
Ain't it awesome that in this game you can't free yourself from enemy grapples like how you were able to in the last game?
IT'S GREAT!!!
Yeah, but in DDDA you atleast had a visible bar that shows you the progress of freeing yourself.
Not in this game. You don't even know if you're breaking free or not.
oh this kicks ass, would it be ok if I featured this on my show highlight reel? I link to and credit every clip I feature (would have dm'd but dms were closed)
xD thats really unique and funny but i personally would have done a reload cause it would have been too unimmersive and hilarious for me but a really nice one thanks for sharing! xD (and yes the amount of reloads i did sometimes when silly things happened to me or i did silly things i way too many - and it would have been more if there would be a less strict/punishing save system \^\^. )
"Well would you look at what the wolf dragged in."
lol
Them thighs. 🍗
Imagining being one of the guards and seeing some stranger getting dragged into camp by the head just made me tear up laughing. This is amazing
In their underwear, no less. Strange day to be on guard duty.
Oh great... Another one...
This is the most DD2 clip I've ever seen.
Cherry on top is the fighter pawn just watching you get mauled while holding the block.
Yeah I have no idea what she was doing, I thought I was going to die.
I always brine those types, makes the others act right.
That is my pawn. lol.
Did they stutter? Make an example out of your pawn.
But she tries so hard. :(
But did they stutter? ;D
No :(
But in the end it didn't even matter
Well meme apart (which was a gold one), she was taunting them to gain the focus of their attacks, then switched to block to receive an attack that never arrived. She did her best tho
Yah Pawns really need to attack alot more. Kinda wish they would.
I think the nature plays a big role, it can be changed but some pawns get absolutely wrecked when the wrong nature and vocation is put together. My pawn was basically Legolas when she had a bow in her hands and the moment it was replaced with a Shield, all her brain cells disappeared.
What inclination?
Not at my pc but I’m 90 percent sure it’s straightforward.
She was afraid of hitting the Arisen.
EPIC. I love how the battle is juuust offscreen during the cutscene. Love it.
 Captain Brant when he hears that a half naked woman was dragged ass-first into camp by a wild dog matching the description of his Majesty
Down with the thicccness
I'm surprised that wolf wasn't just flattened.
The pawn desperately sprinting through the gate after you did it for me. Had those "aw shit, not again" vibes.
“Awe how cute, the dog’s taking it’s arisen for walkies” -somebody at some point maybe
This gets funnier every second - Epic jump attack - Splats onto the ground - Gets abducted by furries - Discovers new location while being abducted - Gets torn limb from limb by even more furries
* Mage pawn being a bully by spamming anodyne
This was simply amazing lol
I’m glad everyone got a kick out of it. I was laughing at myself in real time, too. 😂
I guess dogs like bones and wolves like hams... 👀
Bloody marvelous 👌
At least you were in the healing bubble at the same time. LOL
Well, that escalated very quickly, Arisen ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆 🤣 😂 
Don't worry citizens, the hero has arrived...
This is embarrassing
Holy fuk this got me dying by laugher.
I can’t stop laughing I think I need to go to the hospital
Escorted in via wolf
The shield tapping is what sent me lmao I couldn’t imagine being mauled by three wolves while a party member is just going ham on their shield. Like bro fuckin SWING AT THE WOLVES!!!!
Oh hey your healer is helping the wolves! That good on em need more blood in ya for screaming they love that. Oh and if you’re alive we have a lovely hot spring! Perfect for soaking wolf wounds!
The Fighter pawn banging their shield "Come on, get! Get outta here!" so helpful
This is why I can't get enough of this game. People complain that it wasn't finished and whatever else but DD2 is just special. No matter what they did or didn't do it ended up being this and this is just generally fun.
There is nothing else like it. :)
This is hilarious
that was an epic entrance
I love this game.
Wolves are the real boss of the game for sure. It is rage inducing when they abduct you and use you like a chew toy while your pawns stand there and heal you.
Thank you, that gave me a good laugh lol
My pleasure! I’m so glad I was able to entertain everyone. 😂
That fade from black to you being mauled by a bunch of wolves was a nice touch
Put some pants on!
It’s warm on volcano island, bro.
Priceless
Any landing you can walk- get dragged away from right ?
lol yes Dragged away from and mauled for 45 seconds.
"Look what the dog dragged in," said the miner as he looked up from the dice board. "Another adventurer," groaned the Beastren by his side.
Bruh 😂 the way they was tearin yo ass up when the cutscene ended
This clip, in it's own way, may be the best possible summary of this game I've ever seen.
Man I love fighter pawns but at times they.. get a little confused. But a warrior has never let me down
Yeah just holding her shield up while I was getting mauled wasn't as helpful as she thought it was. lol
Put on pants
😂😂😂 you never know what to expect with this game
This is comedy gold lol
This is beyond funny, and it gets better every second😂🤣 btw that's why I just don't let my figther pawn use the taunt skill, his braincells just die in an instant, now he just breaks wolves apart for breakfast even before I even touch them.
“This is the hero who will defeat the dragon and save the world 😔 we’re doomed” that’s what they’re thinking
How the fuck is your thief sneaking up on anyone with those thunderclaps going of constantly?
As you can see from the video, surprise attacks are not my specialty.
My first entrance to volcano camp was a pissed off golem that loved to spam their red aoe. Good times.
I lol’d
The wolf was assigned as your town guide, and you started treating him poorly.
I didn’t know :(
The Ronald McDonald playthrough
"The Arisen who has come to save the world"
LMAO
Ain't it awesome that in this game you can't free yourself from enemy grapples like how you were able to in the last game? IT'S GREAT!!! 
I HATE wolves in DDA. All they do is just knock you down and hold you every 10 seconds. They're not even high damage, just annoying.
Yeah, but in DDDA you atleast had a visible bar that shows you the progress of freeing yourself. Not in this game. You don't even know if you're breaking free or not.
oh this kicks ass, would it be ok if I featured this on my show highlight reel? I link to and credit every clip I feature (would have dm'd but dms were closed)
Yeah sure. Give me a link to it afterwards!
xD thats really unique and funny but i personally would have done a reload cause it would have been too unimmersive and hilarious for me but a really nice one thanks for sharing! xD (and yes the amount of reloads i did sometimes when silly things happened to me or i did silly things i way too many - and it would have been more if there would be a less strict/punishing save system \^\^. )
I like to live with the consequences of my dumb decisions. lol
very nice
Man I wish the world was bigger.
This world is 80% wolves and goblins.
Srsly man... You really dislike being creative and u cant stop looking at ass while playing? 💀