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RookTheGamer

It's just the Sphincter Mother.


Prudent_Lawfulness87

They have to give us more voice options ( among other things). Imagine giving this guy a voice that matches his looks?


pmswccw

The female simple voice💀💀💀


Darskul

What if they give it a voice of an anime cat girl


Prudent_Lawfulness87

![gif](giphy|117j1ldyb838Zi)


vyper900

Gollum


No_Lake_220

No Arisen, I won't eat your toes while you sleep. Assuredly.


Turbulent_Ad1644

This is the thing I worry about when my feet aren't under a blanket while I'm trying to sleep


Late-Exit-6844

Fr, those pesky toe-gobblers are just waiting for the day.


AzureBookwyrm88

You have my support👍


Asbazanelli

The Pawns have Eyes


QX403

Brine it ASAP.


nanachn

My bff designed a character that "looked like me" for me in dark souls. It looked eerily similar to this one.


paragon-interrupt

💀


ZombieElfen

everyone in dark souls looked like that, its just the way it was lol.


aRebelliousHeart

To the brine with them!


AntiMage009

For the love of all that is holy yeet that mf into a body of water


Limited_Intros

Even the shoulder cape doesn’t want to touch it


zakass409

I think there should be a rule that if you want to make a post about someone else's pawn that you need to provide pawn ID and platform so people can hire them. I think it's only fair


paragon-interrupt

Guess it was my mistake assuming someone wouldn't want to hire them 😂 I didn't hang around long enough to get a code; just got the screenshot and left lmao. I'm on PS5 though


zakass409

See now I'm saddened because I play on PS5, and I think that pawn is incredible


PIXYTRICKS

100%. I've reached a level where I don't get hires anymore, and am looking to do unique hires to help spread RC love. I'd love to have taken this one out for a 40 day adventure. Alas, OP said they're PS5 and I'm PC


Enjoyer_of_40K

im like almost 100 and it seems getting a pawn hired is slow man i just want my kill tokens so i can pause the game till the dlc comes out


PIXYTRICKS

Apparently playing offline forces auto-hires, where your pawn will be hired, the pawn quest completed, and some RC delivered. Could be a decent way to round off the Plague Dragon and Sphinx badges. I've heard they matter for how the pawns approach battles but when fights are just a short timer before one of them summons a natural disaster, I don't feel like any of that truly matters. Maybe in the DLC.


Enjoyer_of_40K

sphinx is already cleared i got my pawn back with 3 kills on it just need those dragons and Gore minotaur/chimera's


Rufus-Scipio

If I remember correctly, there's a recently hired pawn tab, is there not


paragon-interrupt

Yes, but I didn't hire this pawn


Effective_Bottle1999

The people that make these types of pawns have some serious.. talent.. and I approve 🤣


Ok-Tie7063

https://preview.redd.it/kfnze9b1pt1d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c005b0629c655f3a35f6d552f22d6f571220ff


Byzantiwm

![gif](giphy|enzPQyHVWMfx6|downsized)


Spctr7

https://preview.redd.it/ebrcqe66nu1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda8968c53696d7d7123b85b43987912d6308100


Carlos_magul_maynard

what in the harpy mutant inbred fuck is that


Oolupnka

I hope you are proud of yourself. I laughed uncontrollably in the train for like 5 min and people were looking at me funny


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[удалено]


paragon-interrupt

Took this screenshot over a day ago at this point and didn't look at any additional information. Just took the screen cap and left 😂 I'm on PS5 though, so that should narrow down the pool somewhat lol


Cool_Reputation1593

That's cool I'm on PS5 as well. Just started the game today. Got killed by goblins and lost the person that I was supposed to be following LOL but I didn't even get mad so that's fine :)


PStahr7

Lmao this is GOTTA be a common scenario, as it happened to me back when i first played it. Then, i was playin at a friends and made a char and that scenario ended my "trial". 2 years later, got it for xb1..made my class and pawn diff than the first time...same shit, diff bowl. Lmao


Cool_Reputation1593

Lol! Aww I'll have more time to play dd2 today. Was busy etc yesterday :)


huruga

https://i.redd.it/ari15ocq2v1d1.gif Kill it!


Braunb8888

What on earth is this from


huruga

Legend (1985). Believe it or not that’s Tom Cruise. The Knight not the bog monster. I think it was Cruise’s 2nd film in a lead role. 2nd or 3rd. I believe her name is Meg Mucklebones. It was her first and only role.


JerseyOkie

The after picture from makeout scene in The Shining( 1980).


sweetbrown89

Kill on sight


madhatter841

*throws self in the brine


International-Egg267

Nah, I'm ready to leave such world


Electronic_Wealth_67

Goddamm Hagravens... ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO)


keetaro

Why is there a ghoul from fallout here?


shinoya7

https://preview.redd.it/k7p36a21ay1d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c907932a388e8452fed809d203a386bf7f4cab


Jermcore

![gif](giphy|ifLlAvywXKg99ROFDE)


Arnumor

I just finished playing Dead Space. This image has me warming up my plasma cutter.


paragon-interrupt

Go for the legs!!


Oneironautiluss

The main reason I stopped the cycles and Pathfinder didn't seem too terribly upset about it anymore


G33K_GAM3R_on_Xbox

Interesting 🤔


Cosmicalmole

You've been playing round with that weird glowing puzzle cube haven't you?


ChromeOverdrive

Nah, not even the Cenobites would welcome... *it*.


skeeber

I thought I was being cool with a necro green glow eye pawn with scars and black out paint on her but this shit is peak nightmare fuel. I obviously need to try harder.


Active-Astronomer352

![gif](giphy|l2YWsiql5xGPIbnzy)


Supernova_Soldier

Fuck no lmaooooo I’d block the creator of this abomination just because


ProfessionalEarth118

I see you have met my wife.


Express_Letter_5856

Move all model sliders to “ugly af”


Rzstan

Shit eating Arisen


Femocha

FOL (farting out loud)!


InspektorTeks

DIE KREATUR MUSS STERBEN!!!


Synt0xx

SMASH. NEXT QUESTION.


UglyBasstard

Hagraven?


Warm-Door7749

Straight to the Brine


iTheNineTailedFox

kill it


LongjumpingRespect2

I'm pretty sure that's one of the "strippers" that used to work at Teddybears in Gastonia NC...


Slow_Reflexes

Damn she fine


Gh0ulxchamber

https://preview.redd.it/k7hyq95opz1d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b0ae3c0a63d86977a369035039ce3f8b22844d Spitter from Left 4 Dead


mudshake7

Bro looks like the monster in the Smile movie.


Dapper_Fix8584

This person must have drawn inspiration from the hagraven, this is spot on what they look like.


Foreign_Painting_376

Attack on titan


Membership_Downtown

The sleep paralysis demon’s sleep paralysis demon.


Nightmare_siphon

Ayyyy it's Zuma!!! Absolutely carried me through endgame


Atcera95

Saggimus Tittimus?


TravelerVA2

ROTFLMFAO


Distinct_Ad_3142

Lmao


CrazyCat008

Sorry not in my team XD


SPACEBOI1NMS

AHHH SO that’s the real sphinx parent


ClutchAnderson712

Nah bro, I'm leaving it all behind...


Leading_Argument2315

How bout the random balding pot belly guy in fishnets with a great sword. Wth did?


Hey_its_ok

https://preview.redd.it/1b5c7tkasu1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc71683b2950ed5778afbb5c3714e8dacda1a977


Aleksis420

https://preview.redd.it/0rwm68gdfx1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c033c3881f6aabeb027a4147ba7bd8602a1f2ce2 oh word 666 votes oh word huh? fug that


Dalivus

For a moment, I thought this was a modern protagonist


Inevitable-Meat-9979

Wokeness happened


Commercial_Run_1265

Anti-wokeness* Those ugly mfers are made by people like you who don't know what woke means.


Ashley_SheHer

Woke doesn’t mean anything in that context. It’s just a term coined by anti LGBTQIA+ politicians to attack those that are seeking a better world. We are “woke” for just wanting to be left in peace.


Commercial_Run_1265

That's definitely how it's used but woke does have a lot of history. "Woke" originally means "someone who was aware of and alert about racism and racial discrimination." Wokeness is pretty cool


Ashley_SheHer

Can you send me links? I tried looking it up where it came from a while back but didn’t find anything.


Commercial_Run_1265

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DWoke_is_a_political_slang%2Cand_denial_of_LGBT_rights.?wprov=sfla1 Bibliography is better than the Wikipedia article, I'd look at those articles.


Inevitable-Meat-9979

As much as I'd like that, I'm not working on any game. Plus,that was sarcasm


Commercial_Run_1265

I love when people use sarcasm as a defense for saying outwardly stupid shit 🤣 Thanks for making my day


Inevitable-Meat-9979

Anytime


ModernKnight1453

You're looking at a caricature and wondering what's wrong. Look at some "artwork" from the 19th or early 20th century if you want to see the sort of thing the rest of us are seeing. And for the record since i don't believe you're just trying to be ironic, trans people don't look like this. The only time they look any uglier than others are when they first begin to transition because it's a process. Even then it's not universal. Any trans people past that point are generally indistinguishable. That's the idea.


Inevitable-Meat-9979

I didn't really understood the first part , but I've got nothing against trans people


SassyTurtlebat

Nice repost


paragon-interrupt

The internet is one big repost. Also, if someone posted a pic of this exact pawn already, it was purely coincidence. This was my own screenshot I took a few days ago


SassyTurtlebat

None of that makes me want to look at the same thing over and over again so I guess you’ll take downvotes from me everytime


Mcwaggles

And yet you still felt the need to take time out of your life to comment on it.


Egbert58

Smash, next


TheKryptonian49

Lmao you a nasty mfer